“Can you read to me auntie Lesita?” A small white boy says holding a book in his arms.
“Of course Leon!” Lestia picks up her little cousin whom she rarely ever sees and wraps him up in a tight hug. It was almost time for thanksgiving. Her sister invited all of their relatives. As thanksgiving can get pretty depressing with just the two of them.
Luna came rushing in all excited. “Sister, you know how Crystal Prep always has their thanksgiving extravaganza which makes them even more famous!”
“Auntie Luna, Auntie Lestia was reading to me!” Leon complained.
“Sorry, Leo but Auntie Lestia has work to attend to.” Luna said in the sweetest way possible. Leon pouted, crossing his arms. Celestia held him closer to calm him down. However he was still upset.
“Yes Luna, I know all about that. Those high class brats always get more policy with that then us!”
“Well I have a surprise that will crush their rinky dink extravaganza.”
“What would that be sister?”
“Can’t say, but I want everyone the period before school goes out for break to be outside the building!” Luna said grinning brightly from ear to ear.
“Now can she read to me?” Leon asked, getting impatient.
“Of course, sorry honey to have interrupted you!” She leaves the room.
“Aunit Lestia?”
“Yes, sunshine?”
“What do you think the surprise could be?”
“I don't know Leo. Now let’s read!”
It was the end of school and everybody was anxious to get home. Standing out in the middle of the parking lot wasn't fun!
“Geez, when will this surprise be over?” Rainbow huffed in annoyance messing with her gameboy emulator on her phone.
“Principal Celestia said that even she doesn’t know!’” said Applejack.
“Gosh this snow is ruining my designer boots!” Rarity cried. “When will this be over!!”
“Hey, at least you don’t need to pour wassail to every dumb person who comes?” Twilight says. “Back in crystal prep they always make me serve hot apple juice!”
“Well at least that’s where i get most of my money for christmas presents,”Aj explained.
Principal Celestia stolled by, peeking into the room.
”Hey principal C” Pinkie shouted shrilly,”where's the surprise?”
“Luna said it will be here any minute now.” Principal Celestia said.
“I wouldn't be surprised if THIS surprise never came!” a mysites voice said.
“Miss Crinch,why are you here?” Twilight said glaring at her.
“I've come to see this pathetic publicity stunt!” Crinch scuffs.
“ Aren't you supposed to be at the exstivanisa?” Fluttershy asked as she came from pouring some hot chocolate.
“I trust my student to do this years show without me being there. So much I can say for your school letting inset children get beaten up by magical demons!”
“Well at least I care for my students!” Celestia retorted, “ Why are you here anyways?”
“To see this suprise that will become the laughing stock of the school board? What is it,Celestia? Is it that sunset child, the one who brought all this magic?”
Clestia glares. “She's with her family in her old house this week, so no it’s not that. Infact it’s better than that what we have planned as it will be remembered for generations to come! ” She yells.
“Hi,Auntie lestia!” Leon greets excitingly, galloping from his mother Wave Jumper.
“Too bad Crinch we have a child here so we better stop talking. ”
“When's the surprise?”
“About,now!” she glares at Miss Crinch. And heads up to on a to a stand to a microphone!
“Welcome students,and friends to canterlot high's thanksgiving surprise”
“I’ve just gotten word from luna who has told me to look up at the sky! It says Happy Thannnks-Givvinnnng frooom Canntaalllot hiiigghhhh!” Celestia reads!
“That's the surprise!” Pinkie yells!
“No, I don't think so!” Someone hollered from the audience
“This sucks!” Another shouted.
There were mutterings of agreement with in the audience. One by one they began to leave. Tired of waiting for the surprise.
“Wait wait! There’s something coming out of a plane! I think it’s a skydiver… an odd looking skydiver.”
Everybody gasped except the one whom was too busy using her phone.” Wait why hasn’t it let out its parachute?! “ there was a brief silence until.
”OH MY GOD THERE TURKEYS!” Celestia yells.
In second turkeys began plummeting to the ground! They splat blood and juice splattered all over the place! People started to duck and dive away from the turkey parts flying everywhere!
“Pinkie you got that giant air mat in your backpack?” Fluttershy said panicking.
“Of course i never leave without it!” Pinkie chirped. Fluttershy thinking qick look in her back back pack and found it and flew into the air to inflate! Though everyone thought this would help but it made things worse! As the turkeys plummeted to the the soft mattress.They seemed to want revenge! as they chased everyone in sight” Celestia tried to reassure people that things were okay! But the damage was done!
“Oh yes this will be remembered for generations” Miss Crinch said, chuckling darkly under a branch!
Things then got weirder,the turkeys started bolting into the school. Coming back of with textbooks, paper and one was even carrying a can of gasoline!
One of the bigger turkey leapt onto the pile of materials laid on the floor and was gobbling something as if he was exclaiming death to humans! At this point all the people have ran away. Leaving Celestia and Crinch by themselves!
While some turkeys began starting up the fire with matches, the rest had both the Principles hogtied to a stick. The fire lit up and turkeys squawked in joy as they marched the Principles to the sacrificial fire.
“So this is how it ends? Death by turkeys,i should have known you were the one to send me to my grave!” Crinch cried as they were brought closer and closer to the fire.
Just as they thought they were about to die. Police bursted out of the school doors with dart guns in hand. They fired, knocking the turkeys out and the two Principles fell back to the comfort of hard solid ground.
As Crinch fell onto the ground, she noticed that her brand new white clothes were stained with ashes. Her vision blurred as she felt like she was about to cry.
“Mam’a care to explain what happend here?” an officer asked Celestia as she got to her feet.
Just then luna showed up running out of the car. ”Tia wasn't that great?” she asked and puffed up her chest with pride as she surveyed the scene.
“Sir,is it alright that I punch my sister in the face!”Celestia asked, enraged!
“Oh snap got to go!” Luna proceed to run the other direction.
“Yes, I know it was a lot of deaths,but man that’s lots of turkeys that didn’t make it thanksgiving” miss cheerilee said on her phone.
“Don’t worry i’ll make sure everything is cleaned up” Celestia responded.
“Bye,” They said in unison as the put down the phone.
Thanksgiving morning wasn't as fun as they had planned it to be. Celestia’s family and her best friend cheerilee was somber and angry. But they tried their best to be positive.
“That was peta!” Cheerilee said.
“That was the city hall!” celestia said.
Leon who had been watching the macy's parade suddenly exclaimed ”Auntie lunas awake!”
Luna got up, her hand against her head and groaned.
“Hey sleepy head.“ Wave Jumper said trying to be polite.
Luna acknowledge him with a nod and groggily began stumbling towards the kitchen.
“What the hell were you thinking? “ said Blue blood as Luna slumped across the kitchen table with a glass of water.
“I had it all planned out,the turkeys were supposed to fall from the skies giving everyone free turkeys!”
Leon gives luna a hug.
“I swear to god, I thought turkeys could fly!”
Author's Note
Happy bailed THANKSGIVING!
As i said its based of the famous episode of Wkrp! And if it seems rushed, its because It came out of the blue ! So its not my best work,but i felt like writing something new!
