Pipsqueak gets all the Ladies
Pip and Eris
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While resting under a tree, Pip was having a little nap, and was in a doggy position while he was fast asleep. The shade kept him cool from the summer heat this time of day. Pip wondered if the grass was really like the bed in his own room. Yet again, the grass can help or house many creatures around him, such as ladybugs, ants, moles, gophers, and other animals who live in the ground.
Just then, a certain Drancequus, who was none other than Discord, came out of thin air, and got a glimpse of Pip sleeping on the soft grass.
"Oh, isn't that precious." He thought to himself. Discord sounded a little sarcastic, and had a rather playful, devious look on his face. He is the master of chaos after all. "Let's see how much of a heavy sleeper he is." Then he conjured an air horn, and blew it close to Pip's face
"Ahh!!!" Pip immediately awoke with a fright, and his ears were slightly ringing from the noise from the air horn, and accidentally tumbled on the grass like a scared goat or sheep.
Discord was just laughing his tail off seeing his funny reaction. "Oh ho ho! You shoukd have seen yourself! You were all like 'Ahhh' and the way you fell to the ground like that! Hahahahaha! I thought I scared yoy to desth. Oh! Not that I actually want to kill you of course."
Pip looked who it was, and scowled at the Master of Chaos. "Grr, Discord! You almost gave me a heart attack!" He scolded.
"Oh come now, Pip my boy, I was only playing. Then from behind, Discord's right hand was poking through a small inter-dimensional hole, and while Pip was't looking, he blared the horn from behind, and made him fall to the ground in shock woth a faint. "See? That's hilarious!" He continued laughing
"Not funny!" Pip said with a scowl. "That almost killed me!"
"It's all good fun, Pip. What can I say?"
The colt wasn't as angry as before, and he took a little breath to help him relieve his stress. "Okay, okay." He said flatly. "You got me."
Discord bounced his eyebrows playfully three times, and said "you betcha I did. The Master of Chaos strikes again! Hahaha!" And laughed in triumph. Discord made the air horn disappear out of thin air with his magic, and lounged himself while levitating. "So do tell me, what is a curious colt doing out here all alone?"
'Well.... I was just looking for some cool bugs to look at, but then I fell asleep. The grass just feels so nice, like a blanket."
"You're not exaggerating about that, kiddo. The grass is always so soft this time of year. And by the way, way to do it under the shade where yoy cannot get a sunburn." And he was violating Pip's personal space, and gently patted his head two times. "Such poor, innocent skin on yoy getting a sunburn."
"Thanks but, I won't get a sunburn."
'Oh yes, of course, I was just saying it was smart thinking."
"Uhh... thank you."
"Don't mention it, child." And he landed on the ground on two legs.
"So what are you doing out here? I thought you woukd hang out with Fluttershy, like you would normally do?"
"Indeed, I woukd come and visit my dear friend Fluttershy on these fine days, but that is not the reason why I am here. Eris! Come here, please."
Just then, another drancequus appeared out of nowhere, except she was a..... female. Pip was absolutely stunned by her beautiful appearance, she looked like Discord, except she was a female, amd had long white hair. Her face was much more round in shape, and had a very slender body.
"Yes, Discord?" She said in a beautiful, yet playful voice. And she looked at the colt. "Ah, so this is thez young one yoy told me about."
"Indeed. Pip, meet Eris, my twin sister. Eris, meet Pipsqueak."
"Nice to meet you Pipsqueak." Said Eris in a friendly tone. She shook his hoof rapidly in a wild manner, and then observed him by gebtly picking him up like a baby. "My, you are such a cute little colt, aren't you?" Then she began stroking his mane like a cat
Pip was flushing, and replied "thanks. And, yoy can just call me Pip, like my friends do."
"Of course, Pip." Then she out him down.
"Wow Discord, you never told me yoy had a twin sister."
"Nopony ever asked me to." Discord remarked.
Pip gave a look saying "fair enough" or "good point." Nonetheless, he asked the female drancequus. "So, Eris, what brings you here to Ponyville?"
She had a peculiar smirk on her face, and replied "well, I have quite my eye on you for a little while now. I couldn't exactly get your name clearly, for you are just so adorably small." That comment made Pip flush slightly. "Anyway, I asked Discord to find out who you were exactly."
"Indeed. She wanted to be absolutely sure that it was you I told her about." Her brother noted. "Anywho, I hope you enjoy your stay here I'm Ponyville Ember. Fluttershy said she would be more than happy to help you with your luggage."
"Perfect!" Said Eris. Both she and Discord kissed eachother two times on each other's faces, and the male drancequus departed by disappearing out of thin air.
"Wait, you're staying at Fluttershy's place?" Pip asked curiously.
"Hmm-mm. Let me tell you, Fluttershy is one of te kindest, most helpful ponies I have ever seen and met in my life. Discord Spike roght about her when we met earlier today.
Pip knew she wasn't exaggerating abut that little detail. He imagined how sexy that sweet and gentle pegasus mare, and stared lovingly at the sky.
Eris was a little weirded out, and waved her lion paw in front of his face. "Heloo, earth to Pip, are you alright?" The she snapped her fingers a couple times. The colt quickly snapped out of it, and shook his head. He realized he was kind of being a fool just doing that.
"What? What? I'm sorry." He said. "What are we talking about?"
"Well. We were talking about Fluttershy amd her hospitality."
"Oh yeah, my bad."
"Nah, it's alright." Then she gently rubbed his mane. "You know, Pip. You're alright, you know that? A very nice kid. I like you."
"Thanks."
"And of course, a laugh. Tell me, wanna do something fun with me?"
Pip had a smile on his face, knowing where this is going. "Sure. Like what?"
"I'll show you. Come, hold my hand." Then the colt did exactly what she told him to do, and held his hoof out to her. Eris smiled and snapped her fingers again. Pip had his eyes closed when he teleported with Discord's twin sister.
In his thoughts, he said "This is going to be delightful." And he bounced his eyebrows a few times in a sly looking appearance. Where they were at was a very unusual dimension where everything was made of candy, and the trees were made of mint candy canes, and mountains of ice cream and cookies.
Boy oh by, this would be Pinkie Pie's definition of heaven, and everything here just looked so delicious. Pip didn't even know where to start.
"Wow, what is this place?"
"Candy world." Eris said. "One of my favorite dimensions to go and visit in my free time. Everything here never goes to waste, and stays fresh for all eternity. There's the great river of chocolate, the mint hills, the candy bar plateau, and of course, the cookies and cream mountains!"
"Wow! This is so amazing." Pip said, with his mouth drooling. Yep, he was definitely one lucky colt being with this kind of beautiful girl. "Where should I start off?"
"Well, where do you want to start?"
"Hmmmm, Oh! First one to the candy cane forest is roadkill!"
"Beat ya to it, Pip!" Eris said playfully. Then both of them playfully ran off to the candy cane forest, and began having so much fun together. The candy canes tasty so delicious, even better than the candy cane made in Equestria
While kicking a gigantic candy cane tree. He was thinking "if only Pinkie Pie could see this, she would go crazy." And continued licking away at the minty deliciousness. Eris herself was having a taste of the cane trees, and grew her tongue to an enormous size like a komondor dog.
After that was done, they moved on to the chocolate river, and all took a swim in it. They even began eating some marshmallows that were passing through them both. Pip made a playful splash of wet chocolate at her, and then she retaliated by doing the same thing to him as playful payback
"Hey No Fair, Eris!" he said while laughing.
"You never said no tag-backs." Eris sang teasingly. Both of them continued splashing each other with chocolate just for fun, and even took a little swim in it.
While he unwinded, he asked Discord's sister "So Eris, how long will you be staying at Ponyville?"
"For..... a number of days." She answered. "Somewhere around two, three, four, or even five days. I'll have to think about it."
"Perfect."
After many minutes of swimming, Pip and Eris were completely covered in chocolate, like an apple dipped in a pan of chocolate, ready to be eaten. "Hahaha! Look at me!"
"That's nothing. Take a look at me."
"I know! It's silly!" And hey both had a good laugh.
"Here, I'll clean us up," then Eris conjured a shower, and cleaned herself up, and Pip next. "Well, much better thank you."
"No problem." Then Eris gently kissed Pip on his forehead, making his heart bounce more rapidly. The colt fainted with a loud thump from the kiss, and the female drancequus laughed at how adorable that was. "Oh boys." She muttered.
After Pip came back, he and Eris went to the mint hills, and the young colt was starting to get all sugar high from the candy he was eating here and there. He became so hyper, that he was running and bouncing around the place.
They both hit the ice cream mountain, and had some of that while sliding down the ice cream hill by using a lollipop sled with Eris sitting behind him. At first, Pip was a little scared to do this, because he was so incredibly high up, but got over it because Eris would be there to help prevent him from getting injuries.
The ice cream flavors varied from classic vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, to mint, cookies n cream, Rocky road, and many many more. Both enjoyed the feeling of ice cream raining down on them from an avalanche.
It was all the ice cream he could ever ask for in his life. Eris conjured a few ice cream cones, and gave the other one to Pip. "Here you go, sweetie. Have some on a cone, like the original style."
"Thank you, Eris." Pip remarked once more. "this place is so amazing. I wish I could be in this earlier before."
"Indeed, it would be everypony' paradise to be in a candy world like this one. Forgive me for not showing you this place, but we hefen't met before, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry."
Eris made a small giggle "it's okay, Pip. It's really cute when you're so innocent." And gently ruffed his mane once more.
All of a sudden, Pip saw a green figure above him, and it slowly moved in closer to his small face. This object began smelling him like a cow searching for grass, however, Pip realized that it was only a bear..... a gummy bear, of course!"
The color of it was green, and it looked rather delicious.
"Ooh, a gummy bear." Said Eris. "Wanna eat it?"
Pip began thinking about it again, and replied "nah, I'm rather full." Then patted his belly two times before giving a loud burp before the gummy bear ran away. "Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a tummy ache, wouldn't we?"
"No sir. I would never wanted you to suffer like that." Eris remarked. "I am stuffed myself. Well, I suppose you have had enough of this place, so I'll get you back home." Then Pip held her hand again, well, she held him again, and she snapped her fingers to return back to Equestria.
"Yay! We're back!" Pip said with joy. "We should do that again sometime." He suggested.
"Here here."
There came a small silence with the sounds of nature being heard only. It was rather peaceful for them to endure, and rested together under the large tree from before. "Eris, you are really cool, you know that?"
"Hehe, you can say that again." She agreed with him, giving him a gentle arm punch. She sighed blissfully as she was unwinding in the shade. "You know, Pip, Discord truly spoke highly of you, and so did Fluttershy. Not a single bad bone in your body, and even thought I do like a little.... destruction."
"Right, you're Discord's sister alright. So, are you like the mistress of chaos?"
"Yep, you know it, kid. Well.... he wishes that Fluttershy would be his queen so they can rule the land in chaotic tyranny together. Alas, that will never happen."
"Aye, Fluttershy is good good to be like Discord."
"Definitely a goody-two shoes."
"Well I wouldn't say that,"
"I would."
"Oh, it's just an honest opinion," he shrugged. "Anywho, I hope you haven't been causing trouble at Fluttershy's"
"Me?" She said in mock offense. "No, why would i?" However, Pip gave her a skeptical look
"Because you're Discord's sister." He pointed out.
At last, she giggled, and replied "okay oay, I will admit. I was having a little fun over there. One time I turned Angel into a live carrot that would hop as he moved."
Both she and a Pip laughed. "Oh, you know Angel. He's a little.... mean at times."
"Yep, and I taught him a lesson by doing that. Of course, Fluttershy was not very happy about it, and I had to change him back when she found out."
"Fluttershy may be sweet and gentle, but you do not want to make her angry."
"Hehe, I know. She kinda explodes when she is angered or irritated that she is on the brink of going crazy. Then I thought; Note to self: Never get on Fluttershy's bad side, ever."
"Very good lesson." Pip agreed. "Fluttershy could never be mad at me of course, for I am a very good boy, and she hardly gets mad at anypony. That's why she is called the element of Kindness as a hero of Equestria after all."
"Wouldn't blame her." And Pip made a very loud burp, and covered his mouth. "Excuse me."
"Ha! Nice, but watch this." Then Eris made a super loud burp way louder than his. It was so loud and powerful, it was like an earthquake for it was making the ground shake uncontrollably like one. The rumbling continued on and on as she continued burping.
When she was finished, Pip's mane was a little messed up, but nonetheless, he was impressed by how she burped like that. "Wow, that was amazing! I wonder if Ponyville noticed it."
"Possibly. Thank you." She made a smile. "So do tell me, Pip. How long have you been in Ponyville?"
"Not as long as many residents. You see, I came here from Trottingham, but we moved here to search for a better life. Trottingham was alright but it wasn't..... perfect to say the least, but Ponyville is a lot better."
"Can't blame you, sweetie."
"So, where do you live?"
"In the same dimension as my brother, but.... farther away from him, and not as chaotic as where he lives." Eris noted.
"Do you make your house dirty like he does?"
"Yes, of course. Like I say, another drancequus' trash is another drancequus' treasure." She conjured an ugly, yet clean base out of thin airline and blew it, but instead of clearing dust, it created even More of it, all over.
"Cool. Well that's very interesting, Eris. Do you think we can... come over to my place? My parents would be very delighted to meet you. They are very nice and friendly to visitors.
"Hmm, I suppose why not. I like meeting new faces too. Fluttershy and Discord did suggested that I make some new friends during my visit in this cute, and innocent little town."
Pip was more than glad to hear that. "perfect! And don't worry, it's not too far from here."
"No problem." Both happily walked through Ponyville, and like Pip said before, his house wasn't that far from Eris to walk to. "Hmm, Honestly, I have never been to the actual town of Ponyville. How quaint, very quaint indeed." Eris remarked. "I should visit this place more often, you know?"
"You should, Eris." Pip agreed. And it wasn't long before they finally made it. While passing through the townsfolk, they couldn't help but wonder if she is related to Discord, since she looks a lot like him, but the opposite gender. Pip promptly opened his front door, and went inside.
"Hmm, this house doesn't look so bad either." the mistress of chaos remarked kindly.
"Mum! Dad! I'm Home!"
"Coming, sweetie!" said Daisymay. Then she and Braveheart happily entered the kitchen, and noticed Eris. "Discord?" she said. "What a pleasant surprise." then she and her husband became a little scared seeing what they believed was the master of chaos in their own house.
"What brings you to our humble home?"
Eris let out a cute, and beautiful laugh. "I'm not Discord. He's my brother. I am Eris, the Mistress of Chaos. And don't worry, you don't have to be afraid of me. I'm not really.... troublesome like my brother is."
"Oh, good." said Braveheart. "Would you like a cup of tea since you are here?"
"Oh yes, with extra sugar." Eris accepted, then she sat on the dinner table with Pip and his family, having the herbal tea with them as she requested them.
"It's my mother's secret recipe." said the father. "My specialty by yours truly."
"Don't boast, darling." said Daisymay with smirk. "My husband can be a rather egotistical type of stallion, so don't you mind him."
The dad made a small chuckle "Oh don' be silly my love." and they made a small kiss on their lips.
"Mum, dad." Pip groaned. "Stop embarrassing me."
"It's alright, Pip." Eris reassured. "Discord sometimes does that to me." then she took a sip of her beverage.
"So Eris, what brings you to Ponyville?" asked Braveheart.
"Oh, just visiting here in request of my brother, nothing really special." She remarked flatly with a smirk. "This town looks pretty decent if you all ask me. Hmmmm, perhaps one of these days when I feel like it, I'll move to Ponyville and live a quiet life." Pip was excited to hear that, but his parents..... not so much
Both of them thought of the mayhem and chaos she will erupt if she moves to this peaceful town, and may even turn it into a lifeless crater. "Well if you do decide to move here, we would be more than happy to have a new face in Ponyville." Daisymay lied with a very nervous smile on her face. Braveheart was feeling the same thing she was, but not really as scared
"Well, Pip, we would love to stay here and chat with Eris more, but we have to check on your grandfather in the retirement home again, if you do not mind."
The colt thought that this would be the perfect chance for him and Eris to have some fun together. "That's cool, dad. Oh, and can you please tell him I said hello?"
"Of course, darling." said Daisymay. "Come along darling, let's get to grandpa before things get chaotic here- i mean, dad has a terrible seizure."
"Right behind you darling. See you in a few hours Pip." then they hurriedly left the house to get to the retirement home.
It was just then Eris had a seductive look on her face. "Oh Pip." she sang.
"Yes?"
"Wanna come upstairs, and do something... fun with me?"
It was all Pip needed to hear. "Of course. We'll do it in my parents bedroom."
"Brilliant!" then she gently picked Pip up, and cradled him in her arms. When they made it to the parents master bedroom, Eris gently sat him down on the mattress. "Now, I heard all about what you did, and I have my eyes on you for quite a while."
"You have?"
"Oh yes. Like how you did.... it with many beautiful mares, including Fluttershy. And let me tell you, You have been a very naughty colt." Eris clarified. "But, I notice you are just growing into a healthy young stallion." then she bent her head down to his level. "And I would be more than honored to make you happy."
This made Pip hardened, and his heart beat faster than before. "How?"
"Like this." then she snapped her fingers, and Pip found himself trapped in a tight, latex suit with no openings, except for his head, and his cock. The rest of his body was trapped. "There, much better." and she observed his already big colthood "Oh my, your dick looks so huge for a foal like you." she giggled.
Pip lightly flushed "Thanks."
"Of course." then she poofed a feather int he palm of her hand with her magic. "Let me see how ticklish you are." Then Eris vegan stroking the real large around his shaft.
Pip himself began chuckling at the tingling feeling. If not for this latex suit, he could twitch his arms and legs. "Hehe. Yep, that tickles me." He said
"Perfect."
Eris was tickling all around his colthood so softly and lovingly. "Tell me, do you love this Pip?"
"Yes."
She even put the tip of her feather a little inside the opening of his head, causing Pip to feel more aroused, and flushed a crimson red on his cheeks. For a long thirty minutes, this kept on and on, and then Pip felt the orgasm rising within him again.
"Oh ho ho, no you don't." Eris conjured a rubber cock ring around his shaft to keep him from ejaculating so soon.
Next, she created a clone of herself with just one snap of her fingers, and she also had a feather, except it was pink and not white. "Let's see how your feet will handle this." Then the clone used the feather to tickle under his feet.
The colt began panting and breathing heavily as more pressure was flowing through his head and dick. He even had his tongue out. Both the real Eris, and her clone were giggling at how hard he was trying to keep it together.
He wanted to squirm around so bad, but alas, he could not do so thanks to the cockring. "Eris." Pip grunted. "That feels too amazing!"
"Hehehehehe. Don't worry, Pip. I won't let your penis explode. Just hang in there a little more for me, okay?"
While still breathing heavily, Pip said "okay, ah! I'll be on my best behavior." And twitched a little.
"I know you will, Pip. Just hang in there." Eris whsipered. He kept on twitching and grinder his teeth while flailing his head to and fro rapidly.
More and more pressure slowly came into his cock, and it began slowly moving around. It was just too much for Pip. He did not know how long he can keep this up, and felt a little bit of semen dripping out of his shaft, despite the ring's best efforts to contain every single drop
"He really likes it." Eris thought in her head as she licked her lips, feeling very hungry for his sperm. Nonetheless, Eris was quite a teasing type of girl, and still tickled his cock woth her feather, and her clone the same thing with his feet.
Small drops of sweat started to go down his cute face.
"Eris! Please! I- i'm gonna explode!"
The mistress of chaos realized that it was becoming unbearable for him to experience. She got rid of the clone, and removed the cock ring by using the force. As soon as she got it off, Pip ejaculated a volcano of cum on his parents bed, almost enough to spread the whole bed.
"Wow! So amazing." Eris then licked and slurped at the semen that was still pouring out. Pip himself was letting out a long orgasm that felt so good.
After he was done ejaculating, Pip realized that some of it was spilled on his latex restraining suit.
"Very impressive, Pip. I will give you lots of credit for that." Then she kissed his shaft, and one last load of cum erupted, but not as big as the first one. "Oh it's still cumming." And pulled out a drinking cup, and catchEd semen drops fall, and saved them in that glass
It was so white and so clear. She took a sip of her beverage and enjoyed the taste. "Thank you, Eris." Pip remarked while panting
"Don't think this is over. In fact, it is way far from over." Then she carefully placed Pip on a pair of pillows. She licked her lips, and put his entire shaft in her mouth.
Swirling her snake-like tongue, it made Pip cringe and grunt even more, and a dash of panting and moaning to go with it. Even though he came a lot of sperm, he still felt the pleasurable feeling slowly building up in him.
"Yes! Yes! Give me all of that head." Pip said with his tongue out.
Eris then kissed the tip of his head three times affectionately before she continued sucking on and on. "So salty." She thought. "His cock is so salty for a colt like this one." And she looked at him, twitching and flushing a tomato red again. "Aww, i'm so glad I am making him happy. Maybe i'll move to Ponyville after all.
Pre-cum was getting to her taste buds and she was bobbing her head faster than ever.
"Eris! I'm coming again! Ahhh!" Pip warned her.
Then he came a mother big load, inside her mouth this time. Eris gasped and closed her eyes as semen was filling her mouth rapidly.
Both of them were really enjoying this, and Eris swallowed every drop of cum down her throat. "You were still hungry, aren't you?"
"Yes." Pip admitted with a smirk.
"Aww, that's okay, Pip. I love doing this with you." Eris remarked. She gave him a kiss on his forehead this time. "Now, it's your turn to do the same for me."
The colt was excited once more, and Eris slowly slid his cock inside her pussy and began bouncing up and down with sticky noises being heard.
"Come on!" Pip said "come on! Give me all your loving!"
"Same with you, Pip! Ejaculate as much semen as possible." Eris kept bouncing on and bouncing on his dick, and felt the veins in it like he just gotten angry for a random reason.
"I should thank Discord for introducing you to me and know you more." Pip noted. "This is just so much fun!" And stuck his tongue out for a final time.
"I'll tell him that when I see him again." Eris noted.
Then she began bouncing faster than ever, and Pip felt the orgasm feeling returning one last time. "Here it comes again!" He warned her.
"Okay! Cum as much as you can!" Eris exclaimed in ecstasy. The female drancequus felt warm semen building up inside her vagina, and she let out a scream of pleasure, the same with Pip.
When that was all done, Eris decided to to free him from the latex bondage suit, and freed him with just a ssnap of her fingers. Pip was shaking a little from all that fun and ecstasy.
Eris was almost as exhausted as he was, and laid next to him. The bed was covered with semen, and staining the bedsheets. "Uh oh. We should clean this up before mum and dad come back."
"No problem." Then she cleaned all the happy juice off the sheets, covers, and pillows, all with just a snap of her fingers.
"Thabks, Eris. I know I can count on you."
"Anytime, Pip. As a matter of fact, we should do this again some time."
"I agree." Then he Suddebly fell asleep, and Eris thought he was absolutely cute while he was sleeping. So innocent, so vulnerable, and so fragile."
Th mistress of chaos decided to go down into the living room, with Pip in her arms, and laid on the sofa. She pulled out a soft blanket, and tucked Pip and herself in. Eris decided to take a nap with him, and snuggledhim close to her through his nap.
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