Pipsqueak gets all the Ladies

by MetalBrony823

Pip and Gilda

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Ah the Hay Burger, one of Ponyville's finest fast food joints. It was a rather busy day today, but it wasn't completely packed inside the restaurant and Pip was having a good lunch there with his parents. All three family members were having a delightful time eating their lunch as a family, and the food they were having was so delicious, making them all wish they were in a land made entirely out of Hay burgers Pickle tenders, and fries to go with that meal. Not only that, but the waters in the Hay Burger land would be made of many type of sodas and juice.

It was so good for the whole family to be back in this fine eatery in town. The Hay Burger was a place that they would all love to go once in a while, somewhere every few weeks to be exact. Sure, it might not be like an expensive five star restaurant like in Canterlot, but still, it was so good, hoof-licking good.

For Pip, he was having a double Hay burger with extra pickles in it, and a small order of fries to go with it. The drink he was having was root beer, and he was definitely enjoying his little meal. His parents were just having a single hay burger with a side of fries. Braveheart's drink was apple cider, and Daisymay's was a glass of iced tea

It was a little surprising how much Pip can eat so much fast food like this down to his stomach. For a colt with a relatively small body, he an certainly eat like a full grown stallion like Big Mac, or Troubleshoes Clyde in Appleoosa. "Whoa there, slow down their, chap." Braveheart said with a mighty chuckle. "Try to safe your gullet from being overfilled."

After a small bite of his sandwich, Pip said "sorry dad. This Hay burger is just so good, I wish I had another one to eat!" Then he sipped his root beer.

Daisymay made a cute smirk, and remarked "oh Pip, I don't think that would be such a good idea. That is quite a big sandwich for you to eat for a colt like you."

"Applejack does it all the time you know?"

"Yes, it try not to hork it all down your throat, okay darling?" Said the mother. "I just don't want you to choke on a bite."

"Okay mum." And they all continued eating their lunch. The colt heard the door bell jingle and there was Rainbow Dash with a female griffon on her side. She looked a little massive than Rainbow was, yet again, griffons are supposed to be robust type of creatures.

Curious, Pip wanted to know who this lady was. He thought about for a griffon, she was quite beautiful. Her lion body was brown and her eagle head was white with a cool hairdo on her head. "Well Gilda, here we are." Rainbow said in her squeaky voice. "The Hay Burger, one of the coolest restaurants in Equestria."

"Gilda?" Pip thought to himself "that's a rather peculiar name."

Some of the customers were rather curious and scared at the same time, for griffons were known not to be the friendliest of Equestria's races, and tend to be a little blunt, moody, and grumpy.

It was why Pip tried his best not to say anything to her, for he didn't want to get screeched at by this griffon unless he wanted his eardrums completely shattered, and pretended to ignore this peculiar griffon. Still, he couldn't get his mind on how pretty she looked.

"Hmm, a griffon in Ponyville." said Braveheart in an intrigued voice. "That's something you hardly see everyday."

"Indeed, me darling." his wife agreed before taking a sip of her iced herbal tea. "Just hope she doesn't do something rash such as go on a rampage in the restaurant." Both parents were especially worried about what this Gilda would do inside alright. Honestly, they all didn't know for sure. But of course, one thing was certain, all three of the family members decided to keep their distance and try not to talk to her at the moment.

Meanwhile, Gilda looked around the place carefully and slowly with her bird eyes. "Hmph, this is what ponies around her do for lunch, huh? It's not so much." then she blew over her claws with small breath. "Do you come here all the time, Dash?"

"Nah, gotta avoid the trans fat, you know? gotta be in good shape if I wanna stay the fastest flyer in all of Equestria." said the cyan pegasus. "But i would come to this awesome place sometimes."

"That's cool." said Gilda with a smirk. "but like I said, we griffons don't really use hay for eating, only nesting."

"Oh, right." Rainbow remembered. "But would you like a drink or some fries or pickle tenders for lunch?" Rainbow said

"Pickles? I love pickles!" Gilda said with joy. "And what kind of drinks do they have here?"

"root beet, apple cider, lemonade, Pony Cola, raspberry lemonade, Dr. Mare, regular apple juice, what would you like?"

"Hmm, I think just regular root beer would be nice." said the griffon with a small smile.

"Regular or diet?"

"Pfft, are you kidding? You know how much I hate diet soda, Dashie." and they both had a small good laugh with eachother. "We both know the answer for that."

"Yeah, I've known you for a long time, Gilda."

"Honestly, I just wish the burgers were served with meat, griffons like me are two halves of meat-eating animals after all." What she said made Pip's heart sank a little, and he hoped that she doesn't eat foals like him for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Yet again, he thought that if Gilda did want to eat him, he would just charge straight for him and take a big bite of him with her sharp beak, bit by bit like a peregrine falcon eating a pigeon for dinner.

"Come on Gilda, you know that ponies don't eat meat right?" said Rainbow Dash with a playful smile, gently jabbing her side with her elbow.

The griffon made a small chuckle. "I know, I know."

"Come on, I'll order the food and pay for everything."

"Sounds cool to me." then Rainbow ordered the food she and Gilda wanted, and went to find a table. Meanwhile, Pip's stomach was growling and had a very uncomfortable feeling in his tummy.

"Uh oh. Mum, dad, can I go to the loo and do my business?" the colt asked them politely.

"Of course chap. Take all the time you need." said the father warmly. Pip promptly got off the table and made his way to the little colt's room, and all of a sudden, he suddenly bumped into somepony, no, a griffon to be precise. At first, Pip was a little pissed, but then he looked up and realized that it was the same griffon he laid his eyes on when she first came into this joint.

Now feeling a little scared, he worried that Gilda would scream a storm at him for accidentally bumping into her like this. The colt remembered studying griffons in Cheerilee's class, and the attitudes that they posses when angered. Pip immediately got up and step a few paces back from her, worrying that she might do something like eat him up violently.

"Oh my Celestia!" Pip said. "I didn't even see you there. I swear! I didn't know! please don't eat me!"

The griffon raised her eyebrow in confusion at what he just said to her. "What are you talking about, kid?" she asked him. "It didn't even tip me over, I mean look at you, how can a small fry like you possibly tip me over?"

Pip realized that Gilda was right. He was rather puny compared to a griffon like her. She looked a little bigger than ponies like all griffons were. "Hey Gilda, what's the holdup?" Rainbow asked her, coming to her right side. "Oh hey Pip, what's up?" she noticed the adorable colt.

"Ah Rainbow Dash, thank goodness you're here." Pip said with relief. "I accidentally bumped into your griffon friend, but it was an accident, I swear. Please don't make her eat me!"

The cyan Pegasus made a cute chuckle "ah come on, Pip. Her eat you? She wouldn't even dream of eating a colt like you."

"Yeah kid, calm down, I won't hurt ya." Said Gilda, giving him a gentle ruff on his mane.

"What is going on here now?" Asked the mother, with her and the father coming to Pip's aid.

"It's okay, Daisymay." Said Rainbow Dash. "It's nothing to worry about, promise. Pip accidentally bumped into my friend Gilda."

"Come now, i' sure it was nothing but an accident. Surely accidents happen, right?" Said a Braveheart.

"I know, but I'm a tough as nails griffon, one of the toughest of all griffons everywhere." Said Gilda boastfully while cracking her knuckles to show her toughness. "Anyway, name's Gilda. What's your name, squirt?"

"Ummm, Pipsqueak." The colt replied "but many ponies I know can just call me Pipsqueak for short, nothing more.

"Pip huh? I think it suits you well, considering the fact that you are so tiny!" The griffon made a playful chuckle. "Ah it's a joke, smile." And she gave him a gentle elbow jab on the colt's side of his small body.

At first, Pip was a little uncomfortable, but then a smirk grew on his face and made a small laugh. "I know, I get that all the time."

"Allow us to introduce ourselves, I am Braveheart, Pip's father and this is my lovely and beautiful wife, Daisymay."

"Nice to meet ya both too."

"Pip is a really nice boy, and a goodie two-shoes, no offense, kid."

"None taken."

"Right. He is one in a million."

"He sure is, Rainbow." The mother agreed.

"So, you mean you're not going to eat me then?" The colt asked Gilda once again.

"No." She shook her head sideways with a smirk and a raised eyebrow. "I promise I won't eat you. Sure, griffons eat meat, it not colts. No matter how small, young, vulnerable, and helpless they are." Her spvoice sounded like she was going to really try and eat him as if he was her lunch. "So cute, so helpless." She licked her lips.

"Gilda!" Rainbow Dash scolded her sternly.

"What? What? Oh sorry. I kinda let some of the lion instincts go to my system." Feeling sheepish, she rubbed the back of her head uncomfortably. "Anyway, I am starving, I can eat a whole cow right now."

"Come on Gilda, let's go eat."

Then Pip and his family went back to their own food, too. What Pip didn't realize was that both Rainbow Dash and Gilda were sitting in the booth next to the three enjoying the food. "Hey, kid." The griffons said to Pip, looking behind her. "Again, sorry for thinking about eating you. Some instincts are... a little too strong to control."

Pip smiled at her warmly. "It's alright, Gilda. I'm pretty sure that you would' want to eat me anyway. I think I would taste like liver or rancid meat." His parents, Rainvow, and Gilda laughed with him

"Come on Pip, don't be so modest, little buddy." Rainbow chuckled.

"Heh, you know you're kinda cute, for a pony of course." Gilda complimented. What she said made him flush a crimson, tomato red on his cheeks. Even female griffons would get enough of Pip's adorableness and innocence. "Yep, you are kind of a riot, Pip. I like you already."

His face began flushing a darker red. "Thanks, Gilda."

"No problem, little dude." And she gently ruffed his hair again. Then Pip and his parents were done eating what they had ordered while Gilda already finished her food in an instant as if she scarfed the whole food down her throat. Rainbow Dash of course, was still eating her own meal she ordered herself with.

"So, please forgive me Gilda, but I thought you would be a mean griffon." Pip said

"Pip." Braveheart gently reprimanded.

"Nah, it's okay." Gilda shrugged. "I was originally mean and nasty, but I changed, thanks to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie." And she made a small burp whiles making her fingers. "Yeah, I used to be a big mean, griffon before."

"Were all griffons like that?"

"Not really. There are some griffons who are not greedy and are very friendly. As a matter of fact, I know two griffons named Genevieve, and Giselle who love participating in the Equestria Games to represent Griffonstone, my home. And they like hanging out with some ponies too. You would like them."

"Hmm, I hope I do meet them."

"In time, who knows?" Rainbow remarked, drinking her apple cider. All of a sudden, she let out a rather loud burp in the restaurant. "Ha! excuse me!" she chuckled, wiping her mouth.

"Good one, Rainbow." Gilda complimented her.

"So what's it like in Griffonstone?" Pip asked her curiously

"It's.... how can I say it, not so perfect. But, I started making some friends there and tried to restore Griffons the way they were when they had the Idle of Boreaus, the most treasured possession for all griffons everywhere.

"And are the griffons a little friendlier than beofore?" Pip asked "like not as greedy and mean like many of them are?"

"Pretty much! Yeah, one of my friends, Greta, didn't really like me, but then I showed her friendship and she became way more own and friendlier to others."

"Gosh." Pip remarked in amazement.

"Yep, although my Grandpa Gruff cam still be a little cheap and cranky but he's my grandpa. Anywho, Griffonstone kinda went downhill over the years without the idle of Boreaus, but it's getting better now, better nests, buildings being rebuilt, and I get to know more loser- I mean other griffons." She corrected herself.

"It was all thanks to me and Pinkie Pie of course." Rainbow stated boldly.

"Gotcha." Then the griffon promptly got out of the stool and said "so, ready to go, Dash?"

"Yep, just gotta hit the little filly's room first and throw these in the trash." Then Rainbow Dash got out and threw the scraps in the trash bin and went to the bathroom.

"Well, it was nice meeting you, Pip." Gilda said to the young colt. "We should hang out some time, you know?"

It made Pip do a big smile on his face. "Good idea."

"Well chap, I believe we must be heading home, too. Our bellies are quite full from all that delicious food." Said Braveheart.

"OK dad." Then the family went up and exited the restaurant. Looking back, he got a good look of Rainbow and Gilda flying through the sky. The griffons wings looked bigger than her closest friend's and look graceful while flying.


Later in the day, Pip was playing some catch with the Crusaders next to a forest right outside Ponyville.

All the children were having so much fun together with Scootaloo's beach ball. "C'mon Pip, catch!" Said the pegasus filly.

"I'm open! I'm open!" Said he. And so the catching, throwing, and playful laughter continued on and on for one hour and wished the fun would never stop. Then all of them decided to call it a day.

Pip was the one that followed them last. But then he heard a voice. "Psst! Piiiiip." It whispered in a sing-song voice. He looked back, and he saw Gilda in the bushes, having a seductive look in her eyes.

"You coming, Pip?" Asked Applebloom

"You guys go on without me." The colt called to them. Then the crusaders decided to go on without him.

Looking back at the bushes, Pip was more than happy to trot up to the griffon he met earlier today, obviously knowing what she wanted with him.

"Gilda! It's you." He said with a big smile.

"Yep. I know you should be heading home now, but I heard you have this urge to... make a girl happy."

"Guilty as charged." Pip admitted.

"Oh you're really cute for a typical lame pony. Oh! Not in a bad way of course."

"It's alright. I used to be called that by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."

"I see. Come with me and we can have some fun together." Then Pip followed her to a small spring in the woods. Small amounts of steam were flowing above the warm waters. "Pretty cool, huh?"

"I know! Why haven't I seen this before? Oh wait, mum and dad said it's not a good idea to go off into the woods alone, even if it's not the Everfree Forest."

"Figures. Take a dip in with me." Then she slowly dipped her lion body into the waters and sighed in relaxation. "That hits the spot."

Pip slowly dipped his small body inside, and because of his stature, only his head was visible above the warm, sparkling waters under the sun. "Ooh, you're right. This is amazing." And he made a relaxing sigh of his own.

Gilda snuggled him close to her in the spring, and Pip was enjoying the warm feeling of her lion body. He even felt like he was sitting in a bowl of warm soup about to be eaten by witches, but of course he wasn't ready going to be eaten up.

"I'm really glad to have met you, Pip. This is turning out to be fun."

"Same thing woth you. So how did you know that I like being with beautiful women now?"

"Rainbow kinda blabbed about it to me when I visited Ponyville."

"Ah. I see."

Then both Pip and Gilda enjoyed the warm waters some more for fifteen long minutes.

Just thing, Gilda began tickling his scrotum in the water with a sly smirk.

"Oh Gilda." Pip said. "That tickles."

Then she made a giggle. "Even if I am not a mare?"

"Of course. I'm growing up you know."

"It's okay." Then she continued tickling his scrotum and then began rubbing his hard cock. "Wow, it is so big for a shrimp like you, buddy." The griffon admired him in a murmur.

"Ah! Thanks." Pip grunted and gasped in ecstasy.

Even in the warm water, Gilda felt some pre-cum on the tip of Pip's colthood. She made a sly smirk on her face again, and she then said to him "Pip, can you sit up here, please?"

"Sure thing." Then the colt got up and sat on the tip of the spring. All of a sudden, Gilda licked her lips and began giving him a handjob with her eagle hands.

It just felt so good for him to embrace, and she was trying to be as soft as possible to make it all the more pleasurable for him.

"Don't do it fast yet, I don't want to cum just yet." Pip grunted while gritting his teeth.

"Okay."

Then she started put slow and then Pip slowly felt the climax rushing through him. "Oh that feels too good." He sighed.

It was the perfect chance for Gilda to rub his cock faster than before. It made him gasp and twitch harder than before. "Gilda! I'm gonna-! Ahh!"

"Come on kiddo, let it out." Gilda murmured. Then she felt all the warm semen squirting on her face, and some of the drops hit the warm spring waters with a soft splash being heard with every drip. "Wow. That is so much for you to squirt out." She said. Then she slurp ed every last bit of cum around her face with her tongue and off the tip of his colthood.

"That was so good." Pip gasped.

"You don't say." Gilda agreed. "You definitely taste so good."

Without thinking, she decided to poke her finger inside his anus, and it made him gasp and moan. "Ah! That.... feels great!" said he. She wriggled her finger around inside his heinie, and long squirts of semen erupted, and she was more than happy to catch the drops into her mouth.

"Sorry Pip, I couldn't resist, you're little hole just looked so adorable." Gilda said, then she gave him a kiss on his lips, and then he locked his lips with hers, making out without letting go. It felt so amazing even in a hot spring. Gilda's lips felt weird to him, but it turns out that she was trying to be gentle while puckering her lips and tried not to poke his eyes out with it.

It lasted for ten long minutes, and they even wrestled their tongues, feeling quite sticky, yet tasty at the same time.

After that was done, Pip then asked "Can I penetrate you Gilda?"

"Oh, feeling more naughty, aren't we?" Gilda asked with a sly smile on her face." then she motion herself on all fours and showed him her ass. Her pussy was getting a little wet already, but nonetheless, Pip was more than ready to penetrate a beautiful female griffon for the first time. Of course she had to kneel down so she can do it right since griffons are a little bigger than ponies after all.

Pip was more than happy to penetrate himself inside the griffon's vagina, and she began sighing and gasping in pleasure. "Ooh, this feels nice!" Pip said while thrusting himself inside.

"Oh yeah, fuck me hard there, Pip." Gilda panted. Thanks to the hot spring, they were already soaked in sweat, but they were having too much fun to notice how much they were sweating. Pip was have having a good time and Gilda was having a good time.

It took a little while, but Pip felt the climax slowly coming to him again. He thrusted even faster than before and it made Gilda moan in ecstasy. "Here it comes!"

"Give it all you got, Pip!"

Then Pip released yes another big gallon of cum while letting out an orgasm. Gilda herself yelled in pleasure and happiness and flushed a red on her feathery cheeks. It was rather exhausting, but it was worth it, for Pip was happy, and Gilda was happy too.

"My gosh, Pip. That was so amazing, dude." The griffon remarked

"Thanks. Always happy to please a pretty lady."

"Oh come here." Then they kissed each other again, but they weren't making out this time. "Well Pip, I better get back to Rainbow Dash."

"And I better get back home to mum and dad. Wouldn't want them to be worried sick, eh?" Pip noted. "We should hang out again."

"Totally. Well, catch ya later, Pip." Then the griffon flew away into the sky. Pip promptly got out of the hot spring and dried himself off before heading back to town. He was happy that he fucked a beautiful female griffon for the first time in his life, and it felt really nice.

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