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It's A Screwed Up Life

by Autum Breeze
Life can become very confusing when you go from working in a factory to waking up as a pony with Choas Magic. Wait. Did I say confusing? I meant FUN!

Cover art from HERE

Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.

I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.

Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.

I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?

Oh, great. What do i do now?

Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?


Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.

And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.


In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!

Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.

Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?

Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?

Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?


Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice

In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!

Seriously? Featured 23/7/2017?

Featured 28?7/2017. .... Um, HOW?

Featured 4/8/2017. Wait, HOW?

Teen
Incomplete
Sex
Random
Slice of Life
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
DSDMC

260110 words: Estimated about 22 hours to read
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61 Chapters:

  1. I Been Screwed 2015-12-30 07:33:04 UTC
    2315
  2. Looking Back On the Past 2015-12-30 07:47:38 UTC
    2252
  3. Family Reunion. Fun Times... well, for me, Anyway. 2016-01-01 03:23:28 UTC
    1805
  4. The Filly Floating on the Clouds without Wings. Wait, WHAT? 2016-01-03 03:49:24 UTC
    2574
  5. Pretty Pink Ponies Pranking Ponyville... trying saying that five times fast 2016-01-05 03:51:56 UTC
    4762
  6. Meeting Mischief Makes Mayhem... well, it ends up near it, at least. 2016-01-07 06:29:37 UTC
    4713
  7. The Learning Curveball 2016-01-11 03:56:53 UTC
    4320
  8. Crusaders Call Chaos and— Oh, Buck! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 2016-01-13 07:28:07 UTC
    3013
  9. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part 1 2016-01-15 04:57:16 UTC
    2466
  10. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part B 2016-01-15 09:26:11 UTC
    2814
  11. My Very First Nightmare Night. Guess Pip and I have Something in Common 2016-01-20 04:21:55 UTC
    4261
  12. We’re Sisters and We’re Gonna Have Fun, Got It? We’re Family. Your Family Matters 2016-01-22 03:32:45 UTC
    3488
  13. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part Gamma 2016-01-24 05:37:54 UTC
    3709
  14. Protection from the Moon’s Guard on the Eve of Hearth's. Sounds too poetic for this fic, don't it? 2016-01-26 05:53:51 UTC
    2948
  15. The Chaos of a Bootstrap Paradox 2016-01-28 06:27:56 UTC
    5392
  16. Fun With the Canterlot Upper Class (Extended Version) 2016-02-07 03:17:27 UTC
    3833
  17. Two Hearts to Mend; Talk About a Brain Bend.... Okay, that was lame. I’m the Princess of Chaos; you’d think I could come up with something better than that! 2016-06-23 04:04:16 UTC
    3269
  18. Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Lose my Head 2016-07-16 04:11:28 UTC
    1419
  19. Justice is Served. I'll have mine Medium-Rare 2016-07-21 07:39:50 UTC
    2968
  20. You Bugs Really Bug Me 2016-07-24 08:17:00 UTC
    5041
  21. The Empire has Hidden Secrets. Hidden by Me, that Is. 2016-07-31 07:07:55 UTC
    4473
  22. Family Matters. Complicated Doesn’t Cover It 2016-08-05 05:32:13 UTC
    2071
  23. Let the Shipping begin... Nopony Said This was Gonna Be Easy 2016-08-12 09:00:34 UTC
    5215
  24. Sometimes, Ya Gotta Hate Dimensional Transitions 2016-08-21 05:51:44 UTC
    4796
  25. Hitting the Human World for the First Time... as Far As anypony else (aside from Luna) knows, anyhow *wink* 2016-08-26 08:56:37 UTC
    8652
  26. Joking Around with Daddy Discord 2017-02-10 03:48:30 UTC
    2555
  27. Kicking Plot holes in the Plot hole 2017-02-16 04:46:42 UTC
    3244
  28. Big City Blow Away and, Oh, What the Hay; have a Three Course Buffe 2017-07-02 05:09:00 UTC
    2819
  29. Season 4... well, it’s not a bore 2017-07-23 05:01:27 UTC
    3509
  30. Rock It. … What, you expected some big cool name for this chapter? I’m a being of Chaos, bugger off will…? Wait. Why the @#$% did I just…? Wait. Did I just get bleeped? Who the @#$% thinks they can bleep me?! 2017-07-28 04:14:12 UTC
    4229
  31. Map to... Oh, you Gotta be Kidding me. 2017-08-04 05:59:28 UTC
    5174
  32. Keep Daddy D From Doing Something Stupid? You Realize What You’re asking, Right? 2017-08-20 05:16:25 UTC
    2383
  33. The Bitch is Busted! 2017-08-20 05:33:36 UTC
    3175
  34. Well... at least she’s out of our hair for now 2017-09-02 02:36:53 UTC
    4706
  35. I finally free us from Spoiled... and I meet a pony who’s like a male version of her?! 2017-09-09 00:53:43 UTC
    3140
  36. I never thought I could Make such a Horrible Mistake 2017-09-17 05:43:50 UTC
    5419
  37. Her Actions Change Everything Each Time? Well, that’s both good and ANNOYING AS FUCK! 2017-09-17 06:00:41 UTC
    3165
  38. Gonna Have to Thank Starlight for Letting me Vent Some Anger on Cheese Legs, even if not the Same One. 2017-09-30 02:17:06 UTC
    5029
  39. Wow. Turns out Nightmare Moon is Really Stupid 2017-09-30 02:40:41 UTC
    4337
  40. I Face A Part of my Past I Thought I Left behind… which fails to Understand how Chaos Magic Works, clearly 2018-01-13 00:26:15 UTC
    3232
  41. I... I Wanna Be Mad at her… but the Adults are just as much to blame, here 2018-01-13 01:36:27 UTC
    1913
  42. Reject Sailor Moon Villain vs Toei Hero Parody. Because why not? 2018-02-02 01:31:05 UTC
    4376
  43. Tying Up Loose Ends 2018-02-25 04:55:52 UTC
    4297
  44. Blessed Moon is still going to be a Nightmare, isn’t she? 2018-03-09 01:30:16 UTC
    4976
  45. Um… I’m sure Altering the Past won’t go TOO badly… Right? 2018-05-31 01:59:11 UTC
    2362
  46. The Dragons Better Shape Up, or Else 2019-01-07 03:47:55 UTC
    7332
  47. Whelp, Thanks for Stepping Up, Spike 2019-01-25 00:33:36 UTC
    2833
  48. Long Term Stay and Screwy’s Come to Play 2019-02-08 02:44:16 UTC
    5606
  49. All I wanted was a Nice, Quiet, Fun Week of Camp. Is that Really so much to ask? 2019-02-22 02:42:27 UTC
    7188
  50. So… do we Call it the Stone of Harmony, or What? 2019-03-07 03:23:16 UTC
    6487
  51. Cheese Legs, You Are SO Lucky I Encountered that Alternate You 2019-03-10 05:36:50 UTC
    7095
  52. Screwball’s Adventure Into Beating Down a Dick 2019-07-18 05:55:53 UTC
    3119
  53. This Is More Dangerous than Anyone Realized and... Why am I surprised, when Ponies have Proven Time and again How Stupid They Can Be? 2019-07-26 05:10:10 UTC
    5767
  54. They were alive THIS WHOLE TIME?! 2019-08-29 04:19:14 UTC
    5826
  55. Ryoga's Ratted Out 2019-10-04 03:59:02 UTC
    2276
  56. The Dragon Lord and the Changeling NOT fighting for the Crown 2019-10-11 03:55:24 UTC
    2597
  57. How can Ponies be so Smart and yet so STUPID at the same time? 2019-10-18 03:56:36 UTC
    9132
  58. Didn't I Come Here to RELAX?! 2020-01-24 02:49:47 UTC
    7570
  59. I Leave Equestria for a Few Days, Just a Few Days and THIS is what I Come Back to?! 2020-01-31 02:29:13 UTC
    6957
  60. Evil Has Many Names. Rainbow Dash Was Never One I Thought Possible To Be One 2020-09-10 05:50:22 UTC
    4840
  61. Okay. That Explains SO MUCH of the Racism. Time I Change That. 2021-08-01 04:38:02 UTC
    8876