Nightmare Night was upon Ponyville as one mischievous Princess Twilight Sparkle went over her plans once more.
'Step one: Put on the Midnight Sparkle costume that Rarity generously made for me at no cost, no questions asked.
Step two: Head over to Canterlot and pretend to want to take over Equestria.
Step three: Successfully troll Celestia.'
'The perfect plan', she thought happily to herself. Twilight was still a little annoyed with Celestia with the whole "inviting Discord to the Grand Galloping Gala that she had planned for the first time" incident. Plus the embarrassment left over from the mess that she and the others had caused at the first Gala still wasn't forgotten. Sure Twilight understood that ruling an entire nation over 1,000 years would get tiresome and that even the Princess needed entertainment. But tricking her into doing so unknowingly annoyed her greatly. So she decided that tonight was the night for her to fix that. After a visit to the human world and being briefed about the other her turning into Midnight Sparkle she decided to use this knowledge to get back at Trolles- Celestia once and for all.
With that being said she left Spike a note and flew towards Canterlot casting an invisibility spell as she did so; after all, 'since when did an evil overlord show up announced', she grinned.
As soon as she touched down at Celestia's window she blasted the doors opened and said "Princess Celestia of Equestria, we finally meet."
"What the- wait TWILIGHT?!", Celestia screamed.
"No, it is I Midnight Sparkle, the hidden rage within Twilight Sparkle", Midnight spoke. "I have arrived fron the human world; I know that different forms of magic exist in this world and I want to understand all of it, especially the dark kind. You have ruled for far too long Celestia. Say goodbye to your kingdom. Muwah-ha-ha-ha-ha."
'This is going great, her expression just SCREAMS terrified.',Twilight thought grinning eagerly.
Suddenly, Celestia came to a rather startling conclusion...Midnight Sparkle was quite attractive. 'Maybe if I play my hoof just right I can fluster her long enough to "defeat" her.' she thought to herself. Celestia knew damn well that the Human Twilight would have never made it past Sunset Shimmer and her friends, she had too much faith in her.
'Besides,' she thought again, 'Even if she did make it past them, Twilight would have been able to handle it; after all she knows herself better than anypony else."
Out loud she responded ,"you know Twilight, I've always found you to be adorkable but this, this is rather sexy."
"Bwuh-huh w-w-what?!", Midnight stammered blushing furiously as she quickly lost her composure.
"Yes that outfit shows that you've obtained curves in all the right places over the years hot flank", Celestia had to suppress the urge to giggle as Twilight became red-faced.
'This wasn't part of my plan', Twilight thought as Celestia spoke up once again.
"As a matter of fact", she continued, getting closer to Twilight's ear in the process her breath hot against it; "my flank is getting a little hot too", she said half lidding her eyes and biting Twilight's ear.
Celestia finally allowed herself to laugh as Twilight panicked, her face somehow achieving to go an even deeper shade of scarlet.
"I don't think I've ever been so...aroused before, mmmhhhmmm" Celestia moaned out. At that notion Twilight couldn't stand it anymore and passed out.
"That's me 4, Twilight 0", she stated happily as she teleported both Twilight and the costume back to her castle back in Ponyville. 'Wait til Lulu hears this one', Celestia thought happily. Little did she know that Luna had been using an easedropping spell on them and decided to stir up a little trouble.
Luna had been walking back to her room after getting a snack from the Royal Pastry room, hoping that Celestia wouldn't take notice that slice of her favorite cake was missing when she went to retrieve it, when she heard a noise coming from said pony's room. She was about to burst in when she noticed the voice in the room belonged to Twilight, except it sounded a little...off, sexier and... huskier she realized with a flush rising to her muzzle. She decided if it was Twilight then it was something her sister could handle on her own. However before she could go about her business once more she heard Celestia speak. Muffled as the sound was she still managed to make out the words "Adorkable," "Sexy," "Hot flank,"and most importantly "Aroused".
'Woah, I should probably see what all the commotion is about' , she thought. Luna charged up her horn and conjured Starswirl the Bearded's Watchful Eye spell so she could actually see and hear what was happening in the room. What she saw shocked her to the core. Twilight was slightly pinned underneath Celestia, who was ever so slightly biting down on the tip of the former pupil's ear. 'WHAT IN THE NAME OF DISCORD IS GOING ON IN HERE!', she thought in a panic. 'I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE COURTED LET ALONE AT THE STAGE OF INTERCOURSE!'
At that point Luna, in a sudden moment of clarity stopped to processs the new information she just learned. 'Hmmmm', she paused thinking of how to use the aforementioned. 'I've got it, I'll just use it as revenge for her pawning off the visit to Tartarus during Cadence and Shinning Armor's wedding on me; I must let everypony know immediately of this new development', she continued an evil smirk upon he face.
'The first to know will be the nobles', she decided. 'Those gossiping fools will spread it all over Canterlot like frosting upon Celestia's face. ' With that Luna set off for her room officially ready for her annual Nightmare Night appearance in Ponyville and actually looking forward to the morning for once.
Author's Note
Hey there ShadowLight here, thanks for taking a look at this story. I think I did fairly well with this even though this is my first story on this site. I looked this up to make sure that no one else did this story subject yet and didn't find anything so I did it. I figured that Twilight never gets to troll Celestia in the show so she should at least get a chance here. Unfortunately for her, I have an evil ass mind and decided to set Twilight up for failure. Celestia too for that matter, she absolutely deserved it. This was inspired by a comment on the chapter of another story I read on this site and it's called "Just Girls Talking" by MythilMoth, specifically the second chapter "Dark is Sexy." I suggest checking it out it's worth the read.
The next day Luna was sure to be up early for the raising of the sun. After all, the early birds are the ones who catch the worms. She decided to plan her scheme in the most elaborate way possible. Luna was going to transform into a Royal Guard using Starswirl's Transformation spell and use that to spread the news around to the upper class. Then in turn, they will tell other high society members outside the castle walls, which would then lead to the commoners overhearing the rumors and it would cause a form of chaos so mighty Discord would be jealous he didn't think of it himself.
'It's so brilliant it can't go wrong', she happily thought to herself as she walked down towards the main halls; she knew the nobles would be there waiting to nag Celestia before she had even reached the throne room. Sure enough they were already discussing how they would try to lower the taxes set for them and other ponies of the higher class. Luna rolled her eyes, she had always found the nobles to be rather grating even when talking to one another outside of Day Court. 'Okay, time to put this plan into action,' she thought to herself. She walked up one of the snootier gossipers and began to speak.
"Good morning Upper Crust, I hate to interrupt your conversation but I must inform you of something of utmost importance," she asked in her disguised tone of voice.
"Good morning to you to sir, now what is so important that you found the need to break your protocol?" Upper Crust responded rather rudely.
"I heard some rather interesting noises coming from Princess Celestia's bedchambers last night," Luna said carefully. "It sounding like moaning and I thought the Princess was in pain until I heard Twilight's voice coming from the room as well," she continued.
"Really now? Go on," Upper Crust encouraged the 'guard'.
" In my investigation, I found Princess Celestia on top of somepony who looked like Princess Twilight Sparkle in some sort of...dark attire with sexual undertones to it. It seems as though they were engaging in some sort of roleplay. The Princess called her something, ....Midnight Sparkle I believe."
"Well I say, that IS something of utmost importance dear sir, thank you very much for this information." Upper Crust walked away to tell Jet Set of her great find.
'Excellent,' Luna thought to herself as she went back to her quarters, ' Now my plans shall come to full circle by the time the evening light is due and no one shall be none the wiser that I had anything to do with this.' Luna couldn't help but laugh as she thought of the looks on Twilight and her dear sister's faces when the news finally reached them.' The ones involved are always the last to know.' she thought with a spring in her step.
As soon as Upper Crust told Jet Set the news of Princess Celestia and Princess Twilight's time together it spread faster than a gathering of Parasprites in a farm setting. Jet Set told Hoity Totity, who told Photo Finish who thought that news this juicy was too good not to be in the news, who told the local news outlets, who told the writers to get started, who told the editors the big article for this week, who told the publishers to start printing, who did just that and spread the word throughout Equestria.
The next day, one of the Royal Advisers went outside to pick up the newspaper and what she saw one the cover shocked her to the core.
"PRINCESS CELESTIA," she screamed in a panicked tone, "WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM HERE!"
Author's Note
This chapter isn't the best I know but this story was initially going to be a one shot. I added the bit about Luna because I thought it would be funny. I will continue this story arc based on the feedback I receive.
