Human Women Over Futa Mares

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Shining Armor, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1018

Shining Armor has second thoughts about dating Princess Cadence. After his butt got a particularly hard banging from her giant cock. Not only that, he has taken an interest in human women from Earth, due to the fact they don't have massive penises.

Shining Armor has second thoughts about dating Princess Cadence. After his butt got a particularly hard banging from her giant cock. Not only that, he has taken an interest in human women from Earth, due to the fact they don't have massive penises.

Published 2015-11-29 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-29 01:00:01 UTC

Futadance Hurts Shining Armor's Butt

The sun slowly rose over the horizon. Even at this early hour the streets of Canterlot was busy. Mares went about their business as they carried their huge, fat, plump sheaths, which contained their massive penises.

Lining the streets were statues of Princess Celestia, who had a long and thick giant cock standing at a mighty 72 inches long.

Across the city many stallions could be seen walking with a human woman alongside them. Many mares would give these human women harsh glares and shouted insults at these couples.

"You fucking faggoty ass pussy ass bitch! Why don’t you take a cock up the butt like a stallion?!" they shouted.

"Yeah! Only coltcuddlers with weak little butts date human mares!" others would say.

"Human women! Quit stealing our stallions!" they also would say, among other things.

Elsewhere, in a dark room, the unicorn, alabaster stallion known as Shining Armor awoke to a world of pain. He felt as if he had basketball sized hemorrhoids deeply lodged up his butt. His asshole throbbed painfully, the pain flowed through him like a knife.

With quick thinking he buried his face into his pillow, in order to muffle his screams of agony. Once done crying in pain he lifted his head to look upon his beautiful marefriend Princess Cadence , who lay next to him with a most blissful smile on her face as she slept peacefully.

The pink alicorn's wing was draped over him and... and…. and her fully erect penis stood at a mighty 24 inches long. Long and thick it was,

Shining’s eyes drifted downward to look upon his own fully erect penis, which stood at merely 6 inches long. He sighed sadly over this, feeling inadequate when compared to his marefriend’s penis.

But then he remembered that most stallions had much smaller penises when compared to mares. And stallions with big penises were considered unattractive to most mares. So, he was a stud.

Slowly and carefully Shining climbed out of bed. He hissed in pain as he stood up, once standing upon his hooves he staggered across the floor, making his way out of the room.

Once outside Shining Armor limped along a white marble corridor. He passed by a golden door, guarded by a single Royal Guard unicorn. His statue like stance only lasted very briefly upon seeing Shining Armor’s condition.

"Captain, are you OK?" he asked, his voice ripe with concern.

"Y-yes…. My marefriend just banged my butt a bit too hard last night," he answered in a low, weak voice.

"I know the feeling. Have you considered going through the Earth Portal to date human mares?"

"I dunno. Sure, women got those nice boobs. But I’m more of an ass stallion. Human mares don’t got big fat booty like pony mares do."

"Yeah, but they also don’t got penises."

Shining’s eyes widen in shock. "... wh-what?"

"Yeah, human mares don’t got penises. Haven’t you been reading the news lately about a huge number of stallions marrying human women and moving to Earth?"

"What? Really?"

"Yes, there even some reports of mares attacking human women because they stole their coltfriend."

"Oh shit."

The guard looked down sadly. "What’s even worse, there's quite a few mares magically removing their penises to have a chance to get their stallion back."

"Well, whatever the case, I shall remain loyal and I’ll be with Cadence until I--

"Handjobs are much better than hoofjobs."

"I’m leaving you!" he shouted at Cadence at the foot of the bed.

"What?! she cried. "But I thought you loved me?!"

Shining Armor looked down sadly, tears falling down his cheeks. "I do, it’s just that my butt hurts so much. I don’t think I can take another night of hard pounding from your giant cock."

"But… but we can make it work. I can fuck your butt more gently until I find a new spell to protect your asshole better. Besides, what other mare would you date?"

"Uh… I heard human women don’t have penises, so I was thinking---

"What?! she roared. "How could you think about leaving me over a human?!" her horn flared to life to summon forth a double barrel shotgun into her hooves."Where is she?! I’ll kill her!"

"Relax! I don’t have a human girlfriend yet."

"Yet?! How could you leave me over a human woman, they don’t have a penis like I do?!" she shouted in shock.

"That’s the thing, I’m not sure if I like penises anymore."

Tears began to form in Cadance’s eyes. "Shining, what has happened to you? You love me fucking your butt."

"I do…. but you won’t let me fuck your butt."

"Shining, we’ve only been dating for a few days. I’m not sure if I’m ready for you to fuck my butt."

Shining looked at her with a harsh glare. "It’s because my penis is too small isn’t it?! You try to convince yourself that you like stallions, but in truth you like mares with their bigger, longer, thicker, stronger, vastly superior penises!"

"I am not a fillyfooler! I like cute little stallion cocks!" she shouted.

Tears streamed down his face. "No, you don’t." as he spoke Cadance stood up upon the bed. "You like big mare cocks, not little stallion cocks," Cadance raised her big fat rump high into the air. "And… and… you-you--

"Mount me Shining, I love you. I don’t want to lose you," she shouted, waving her big butt at him.

"You… you really mean it?" he said in a low voice.

"Yes Shining, I love you. Please don’t leave me just because I have a penis," she said in a low voice, tears streaming down her face.

Shining sighed sadly. "I’ve been a real jerk. I’m sorry Cadance."

"I forgive you. Now fuck me up the butt you handsome bastard!" she shouted, jiggling her fat butt at him.

And so Shining Armor fucked Princess Cadence up the butt and a few years later they got married.

The End

Author's Note

I hope nobody takes this seriously and gets offended.