A Behemoth in Equestria (cancelled)by FanskapetChaptersChapter 1 Waking up in a new body.Chapter 2 A dragon maybe?Chapter 3 VileforChapter 5 Still sucks (now without macshy shipping)Chapter 6 It talks? (now with 20% more southern speaking ApplejackChapter 7 Guy talkChapter 8 FreedomChapter 9 Quills and measurementsChapter 10 A Derpy dayChapter 11 Ruining The YoungChapter 12 It been that long?13 Breaking Dashchapter 14 Lost?chapter 15 Good newschapter 16 Fine!something forgottenChapter 4 Well this suckschapter 17 Enter celestiaChapter 1 Waking up in a new body."Ow my head." He said as he opened his eyes, to look around seeing as he laid in what looked like a crater in a forest. "Great now I know that magic didn`t work as planned." He said as he tried to roll over on his stomach instead, shaking his head wildly trying to get it to clear, seeing two large things just outside his view, reaching up an arm to take whatever it is on his head away, stopping his movements as his hand came into view, blinking a few times seeing as his hands had become a pair of purple claws, looking down on himself seeing his entire body seemed to be muscular and covered in short purple fur. "Hmm seems the spell did more than just teleport me." He said to himself trying to stand up only to fall back into a half-crouched position clutching his head. "Ow I need a mirror." He said as he begun walking on all four out of the crater. "Weird how natural it feels to be walking on all four, I really hope there`s someone or something to help me out here." He thought shaking his head again as it stil felt foggy, taking a deep breath before he begun to get out of the crater and walking towards a nearby tree. "Maybe I could try out these claws atleast." He said to himself as he begun scratching at the tree, smiling to himself seeing how easy it was to tear of the bark from the tree, then looking up at the tree comparing himself to it. "Hmm seems I`m almost 4 or 5 meters tall standing on my back legs." He said to himself looking at the tree he just scratched, before clutching his head in his hand. "Ow hope I don`t got a concussion, I better find a way out of this forest atleast." He said shaking his head again, before taking another deep breath as he looked up towards the sky, spotting a small column of smoke rising above the trees. "Great someone actually living in this forest." He said with a smile as he begun walking towards the column of smoke, switching between walking upright and walking on all fours. "Weird how walking on both 2 and 4 legs feels equally easy." He thought after walking for what felt like an hour, only to stop and clutch his head in his hands. "Ow still hurts." He said as he sat down trying to shake his head clear, before deciding it`s no point, sighing as he got up again and started walking towards the column of smoke, seeing he was almost there now he started walking a bit faster, before stopping about 20 meters from were the smoke came from. "Hmm maybe it`s not the best to just rush in and scare whoever lives in this forest, my appearance may not be the most welcome sight." He thought as he sat down looking at himself again. "Still no idea what I am, a dragon maybe?" He thought scratching his chin feeling a small goatee, before snapping to attention as he heard the sounds of hooves coming closer, deciding to sneak closer to see whoever it is, before greeting whoever it is, in whatever friendly way this form can, crawling closer on his belly to make sure he doesn`t get seen, stopping behind some bushes to wait for whoever it is to come into view. "Looks like a hut of some sort carved out of a tree." He thought as he finally saw were the smoke was coming from, hearing some weird jibberish as the sound of hooves came closer, only seeing what appears to be a zebra with a mohawk and gold rings on it`s legs, but no sign of whoever owns the hut. "Great first person I am near and whoever it is, is mad enough to give a makeover to a zebra." He thought as to his surprise he saw the zebra walk inside the hut, still hearing some weird jibberish thinking it must be some kind of song, but still no sign of the hut owner, he rose up from his crawling position to get a better look around hoping he doesn`t scare whoever is singing. "Whoever was talking is probably in here." He thought as he looked inside a window, only seeing what appeared to be the zebra talking and pouring some contents in a big cauldon. "Okay either I got brain damage or something weird is going on." He thought as he rolled his eyes at the obvious answer, before he begun backing away from the window, shaking his head unsure if what he saw was real. "Wonder if there`s a town full of horses too, heh that would just be madness." He thought to himself as he begun walking in the opposite direction from the zebra hut, walking for what felt like hours before he stopped at a small river, taking a look at his reflection in the water, seeing what appeared to be a small fin on his back, and what looked like a blonde mane. "Well hello sexy one, kinda looks like a dragon, wonder if I can breath fire." He thought as he opened his mouth and seeing long white fangs, running his tongue along the teeths and giving his reflection a big grin. "Seems i have horns too, must be the ones I tried to reach when i woke up, kinda gives me a demonic look, maybe Im a cross between a dragon and a demon? sure hope Im not some kind of slug" He thought as he raised up on his hind legs to get a better view of himself, only to clutch his head again and fall back on his stomach. "Argh why does my head hurt so much?" He growled to himself before shoving his head in the cold water. "Ah atleast the cold water helps a little." He thought as he pulled his head back up, and laying himself on his side propping his head on his forearms and looking out over the water. "Woof woof." "Woof woof you too......wait what?" He said as he turned his head spotting a small brown dog with a red scarf looking at him. "Oh hello little dog, are you lost too?" He asked as he sat up and held out a hand towards the dog, before remembering his new form and putting his hand back down on the ground. "Woof?" The dog said as it tilted its head as it looked at the strange creature. "So are you lost or can you find your way back?" He asked the little dog. "Arf aroo woof woof." "Would help if I could speak dog." He said looking at the little dog still wagging its tail at him. "Ruff." "Want to walk with me for a while?" He asked the dog. "Grufr." "Yeah I think so too, let us see if we can find our way out togheter." He said as he begun walking with the dog happily jumping around and wagging its tail. "Lovely forest don`t you think?" He said towards his new found little dog friend. "Rorf." "Love the scarf." He said after a moment of walking. "Did I really just compliment a dog?" He thought looking at the dog running next to him. "Hmm maybe there is a name tag or something on the dog." He thought sitting down on his hind legs to pick up the dog, getting a *woof?* from it, as he lift it up with his left hand. "Hmm there`s a name on the scarf, Winona....is that your name or the owner?" He asked the dog in his left hand, getting what he could swear was a nod as an answer from the dog. "Wait it also has Sweet Apple Acres stitched in, ah must be your home." He said with a smile. "Atleast have a name and a place to search for now, detetive, dectective, eh whatever work success." He thought still holding the dog in his hand. "Winooonaaa please come back!" A weak voice called out. "Is that your owner?" He asked the dog. "Wuff." "Winona please, Applejack will be furious." "Over here, I found your dog!!" He called out, turning his head towards where the voice was coming from, expecting to see a girl coming into view, instead a small yellow pegasus with a pink mane and tail walked into view, who froze up at the sight of of the big purple creature holding Winona in a clawed hand. "D-d-d-dragon?!" The little pegasus said as it begun to shiver violently. "Interesting ponies can talk in this land? world? wherever I am." He thought as he looked at the little pony. "Uh hello?" He said with a unsure smile as he put down the dog, and lowered his head towards the little pegasus who just stood there shivering, reaching out a hand to see if it was stil alive, only for it to whimper and fall over on its back with a goat sound. "Wow instant rigor mortis? and did it just sound like a goat?" He said taking the little pegasus in its hand and putting it against his ear. "Well atleast it got a heartbeat." He said turning towards the dog. "Well better take her with us." He said holding the pegasus in one arm as they begun walking towards the way it came from. Read and rate if you thumb it down please explain why so i can improve it. Chapter 2 A dragon maybe?"Gah is there no end to this forest? we have been walking for hours and every time this pegasus wakes up, she sees me squeaks and fall unconcious again." He said towards his little dog friend with a sigh. "Woof?" Winona said laying her ears flat against her head. "Yeah I know it`s not your fault." He said as he sat down and put the unconcious pegasus down on the ground. "Urf rurf?" Winona barked and whimpered with a pleading look at the giant purple creature. "What? are you hungry?" He asked his little companion, getting an even more pleading look and more whimpers from it. "Sorry, Winona was it?" He asked getting a wagging tail as response. "But I don`t have any food on me, I am actually getting hungry myself." He said scratching his belly and looking around for anything eadible. "Hmm Winona how about you stay with the pegasus and I go around search for eh anything at all?" He asked the brown dog. "Woof." "Good girl, just I don`t know howl if you see a bear." He said patting the dog with a finger, before walking further into the woods. "Would help if i knew what this body could eat." He thought as he walked around picking up flowers and other food looking herbs. "Hmm maybe take some of it with me to the fainting pegasus, maybe i should try catch a bird or a rabbit for the dog." He thought as he crouched low to see if he could spot some animals at all, scratching his beard as he didn`t notice a single evidence of wildlife. "Guess I scared them all away, heh apparently a 5 meter tall purple horned dragon creature is not the most welcome sight anywhere." He thought as he sat down and leaned his back against a tree. "Wait if I am a dragon maybe I can breath fire?" He thought as he put down the collected herbs next to the tree, walking towards a small clearing and taking a look around. "Here it goes." He said taking a deep breath and letting out a huge roar echoing through the forest. "Hmm well not really a breath of fire, but atleast it was a pretty damn epic roar." He said with a smile before taking another deep breath and letting out another loud roar. "Oh wait, that was pretty stupid, the other ...ponies must have heard that one." He thought to himself before picking up the herbs and heading back to the yellow pegasus and the brown little dog. "Hope the pegasus didn`t hear the roars I made, would probably give it a heartattack." He thought with a smile as he begun walking. "Hmm would help if not every damn tree and stone looked the same." He thought as he walked past the sixth rock with the same patch of moss looking like a big smile, before it hit him. "I have been walking in circles?" He thought as he put his hand to his face with a loud sigh. "Wait i can try and call for the dog." He thought with a smile before it fell a little. "If I can only remember its name, Wilma? Wanda? crap." He thought closing his eyes and sitting down, hitting his head with his right hand trying to remember the right name. "Fine only one way to do this then, time to shout names at random." He thought as he begun walking again. "Hrm... Wilma!!.....Wanda!!!....Wilhelmina!!...............Winona!?" He shouted at the top of his lungs hoping atleast one of the names were correct. "Aroooo!!" He heard in response after a few seconds of silence. "Keep barking Winona!!" He shouted picking up the herbs again and begun to walk towards the noise. "Aroo!!" "That`s a good girl keep doing it!!" He shouted back with a smile. "Worf!!" "Rorf!" "Almost there Winona!" He shouted as he pushed some bushes out of the way and finally saw the little dog. "You are a life saver Winona, I am so glad you aren`t scared of my appearance and I never..... uh where is the pegasus?" He asked as he finally reached the little dog and looked around. "Woof." Winona barked as she walked away. "It is over here?" He asked as he walked after the dog. "Woof." Winona barked as she jumped up onto an overturned tree. "Okay, you lead me here now...." He begun before hearing small whimpers coming from the other side of the tree. Scratching his goateè with his other hand before leaning his head over the tree, only to spot the little yellow pegasus wedged between some branches. "W-Winona is that y-you?" He heard the little pegasus ask between her little whimpers. "Woof." "T-the monster didn`t get you? I am so unh relieved, b-but you have to get s-some help." The pegasus whimpered. "Guess she heard my roars then." He thought before grabbing the tree with both hands and slowly turning it towards him. Come on just a little more He thought to himself before shouting out a big. "Yes!" As he managed to roll the tree towards him with a loud cracking sound. "Eep!" The pegasus squeaked as she was still stuck on the branches as the tree was rolled over. "Eek! dragon p-please don`t eat me!" She squeaked closing her eyes and curling up into a small yellow and pink shivering ball. "Atleast she didn`t faint this time." He thought narrowing his eyes and frowning at the little pink and yellow ball. "Listen talking horse pony pegasus thingy, I wouldnt save you just to eat you, I couldve done it while you were unconcious, and for the record I am not a dragon, I think." He said making the little fur ball lift her head to look at the purple creature infront of her. "N-not a dragon?" She asked with a voice that was almost a whisper. "What? I only heard the word dragon and I don`t think I am one." He said raising an eyebrow at the little pegasus. "S-so you are not g-gonna eat me?" She asked staring wide eyed at the creature. "I think we have much to talk about little pegasus." He said as he laid down on the ground resting his head on his arms, getting an unsure nod from the little pegasus. "Woof." Winona barked as she sat down next to the pegasus. "Exactly." Vilefor said with a nod. Hope i do good so far lol 10 likes is a record for me, still has no idea where i am going with this story though. Chapter 3 Vilefor"And that is everything that happened up until just now." He finished telling everything that happened to him with a sigh, skipping the parts about waking up in a an unknown body, since it would cause way to many questions. "Oh my, that must be so hard for you, to wake up all alone in the forest." The little pegasus said as she walked over to him to pet him on the head. "What are you doing?" He asked the little pegasus, as she begun petting him and stroking his mane of hair. "Sorry, you don`t like it?" She said pulling back her hoof and hiding a bit behind her mane. "H-hey dont worry about it, I just wasnt ready for it that`s all." He said petting his right hand on her back making her wince in pain. "Ups sorry, not really used to eh be near the more shall we say tiny creatures." He said with a apologetic smile towards the pegasus, making her stare wide eyed at his big and scary looking teeth. "Uhm are you okay?" He asked as the little pegasus swallowed loudly. "Y-yeah j-just...." She said swallowing again. "Y-your teeth a-are so big and uhm scary." She said as she begun backing away a bit to gain some distance from his mouth, only to bump into his arm. "Pegasus please, I already told you not to fear me, if I wanted to eat you I wouldn`t talk to you." He said making the little pegasus calm down and put a hoof to her chin. "Man she is just adorable." He thought as he watched the little pegasus thinking about what he just said. "W-well that makes sense, but still I don`t really know what you are mister uhm Purple?" The pegasus said with a raised eyebrow towards the creature. "Well that just made it sound like I am some kind of crime boss." He thought furrowing his eyebrows. "Oh just call me eh.......Vilefor?" He said with a shrug. "Amazing name, where the hell did i come up with that one?" He thought as he sat up on his back legs and scratched his neck. "Vilefor, i-it`s a nice name for a....uhm." She said waiting for him to fill her in with what he is for kind of creature. "Yes that`s right, Vilefor the Purple is my name, what is yours?" He said holding out a clawed hand towards the little pegasus, before looking down at his hand when he saw the little pegasus lifting a hoof with a unsure look on her face. "Eh nevermind about that, so what is your name pegasus and why do you have 3 butterflies tattooed to your eh bum?" He said lowering his hand on the ground again. "My name is Fluttershy and uhm it is called a cutiemark, everypony gets one when they find out what they are good at." She said turning her body to the side so he could get a better look on her cutiemark. "So you are good at....catching butterflies?" He asked stroking his goateè. "Uhm no, it`s taking care of animals." She said looking back towards Winona sleeping next to a nearby tree. "Okay... so what were you doing in this forest all alone, since well you don`t exactly look like the most courageous pony?" He asked with a big yawn. "W-well I was to get some medicinal herbs from Zecora, she is a zebra living in this forest, and well all my friends was busy so i asked if I could take Winona with me, but we got separated and uhm the rest you know." She said looking up towards Vilefor, before eyes widening when she saw the sky. "Oh no, it is almost night, we have to get out of here." She said as her entire body begun to shake. "Oh okay, you know the way out? i have kinda walked around this forest for hours." He said as he stood up on all four. "Really? it was well only 10 minutes of walking from where I saw you." She said as she nudged Winona with a hoof. "Ruff?" "It is time to head home Winona, uhm are you okay Vilefor?" She said as she turned back to him holding both hands to his head. "Yeah just fine just a bit of a headache and annoyance of walking in the wrong direction." He said shaking his head and walking over to Fluttershy. "So where do we go?" He asked as he looked around. "Well uhm I am not really sure, I think we need to go back to where we first met, so I know where we are." She said petting Winona on the head. "Why don`t you just fly above the trees, to see which way we should go?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "W-well it is getting kinda dark and uhm I am not the best flyer." She said lowering her head a bit. "Oh okay, well we better start walking then." He said as he begun walking, only to stop and look back at the quivering little pegasus. "You coming?" He asked the little pegasus. "Uhm c-can uhm I mean uhm is it okay if y-you could carry me? I-I would feel a-alot safer, if t-that`s okay with you that is." She said hiding behind her mane. "Sure, let me just help you up." He said putting his hand under the pegasus stomach. "Eep." Was all she said as she got picked up and placed on Vilefors back, hugging his neck with her forehooves. "Hold on tight so you don`t fall off." He said as he begun walking. "Woof." Winona barked as she walked next to him. "So where are you from?" Vilefor asked after a moment of walking. "P-Ponyville, c-can you walk a little slower?" She said hugging his neck as hard as she could. "Oh yeah sorry, so I take it Ponyville is full of ponies then?" He asked as he lowered his pace a bit. "Y-yeah it is, I have my cottage at the outskirts of the town." She said hugging his neck with closed eyes. "So what kind of-" He begun before doing a full stop as he heard some loud howling from somewhere close, and in turn making Fluttershy almost fly off his back from the sudden stop. "Uh you know animals, was that wolves that begun howling?" He asked as Winona whimpered and hide herself behind one of his legs. "I-I think those are Timberwolves, please t-take us away f-from here." She whimpered as she burried her face in his neck. "Will do." He said as picked up Winona and placing her on his back too. "Hold onto her and hold on tight." He said as Fluttershy put a hoof around Winona, taking a deep breath before he begun running on all four. "Arooooooooooo!!" He heard, turning his head towards the sound seeing atleast 7 wooden wolves running next to him. "What the hell?" He thought as he saw those weird creatures. "Grrrrowr!!" He heard some panting and growling from his other side. "Fluttershy this is bad! I need directions or we are done for!" He shouted back as he saw 2 wolves in front of him. "Fluttershy!! I need you to fly up and tell me which way to run!!" He said as he lowered his horns and bull rushed past the 2 wolves. "B-but!" She stammered still holding him close. "Please!" He shouted back as he punched another wolf out of the way. "I-I am to scared to f-fly!" She cried. "Fine lets do it this way then!" He said grabbing her and throwing her up in the air. "Eeeek!" Fluttershy screeched as she was thrown up in the air. "I am sorry but keep your eyes open!!" He said as he stopped and got ready to catch her. "T-that way!" She said pointing a hoof as he catched her. "Okay good, hold on!" He said as he placed her on his back again and begun running again. "This is not gonna end well, atleast i`m gonna die as a hero." He thought with a smile as he ran. hope you like a bit of action first time trying to write it lol Chapter 5 Still sucks (now without macshy shipping)"You didnt answer mah question earlier about what to do with it, we cant keep it here since we need to fix the roof and well got apples to buck." The orange mare with a hat said, pointing a hoof towards the giant form of Vilefor on the floor. "Not really helping my self esteem being called IT all the time." He thought with a frown towards the two mares talking about him. "Well you have to keep it until Princess Celestia can help with this problem." The purple mare said taking a look towards the big hole in the roof. "Mmbmh." Vilefor grunted through his chained muzzle, trying to shift his position. "Whoa Twilight are yA sure we shouldn`t get any more chains?" The little dragon said as they watched the chains strain under the creatures strength. "Whoa nelly!" The orange mare said ducking as one of the chains holding his mid section broke and flew towards her. "Watch out Spike!" The purple pony apparently named Twilight shouted, as her horn lit up and made the little dragon light up in the same purple aura, pulling him towards her. "Quick rope him Big Mac!" The orange pony named Applejack shouted, as she begun swinging a lasso and aiming it towards Vilefors horns. "Well this went straight to shit." He thought as his horn got roped and begun getting pulled down towards the floor. "Mgmmhm." He mumbled through his chained muzzle, letting himself getting pulled down, mostly because of his back pain he got from the fall last night. "Ah think we got him!" Applejack said as she tied her rope to a large anvil nailed to the floor. "Good work Applejack, you too Big Mac." Twilight said stil holding Spike in her magic, forcing him behind her out of the creatures reach. "Eeyup." Big Mac said as he tied his rope to a wooden beam. "Did not expect it to be that strong." Twilight said as she let go of Spike, and walking over to Vilefors chained down form, looking him in the eyes before lowering her horn towards him. "Wait is she gonna use magic on me now?" He thought as he noticed the purple mares horn light up. "Mrhgmbmmmhh!" He shouted through his chained muzzle. "Damn these ponies." He thought as he heard the mare say "Hold it still I will try and put it to sleep." "Okay you heard her Big Mac, take the rope again and hold it down." Applejack said as she took the other rope in her mouth. "Okay I just hope this spell works on a creature this big, only tried it once on the Cake twins." Twilight said, making the apple siblings give each other a scared look. "Okay that`s it, I am not letting this horse use some experimental magic on me." He thought as he turned and stretched his head just a few centimeters from the purple mares surprised face, snorting as hard he could through his nose, making the purple mare stumble backwards in surprise. "Woah! you okay Twilight?" Spike said as he ran up to her and helped her stand up. "Y-yeah I`m okay." She said as she got up and backed up a bit from the creature. "Grrmrg" Vilefor growled as he begun shaking his head back and forth, making the apple sibling stagger, forcing them to let go of the ropes around his horns. "Whoa." Applejack said as she stumbled forward before letting go of her rope. "Don`t worry I got it!" Twilight shouted as she took hold of the ropes with her magic, getting an angry glare from Vilefor, who just gave them another snort as he laid his head down on the floor again, as Twilight used her magic to wrap him into a cocoon made out of potato sacks and ropes. "Fine just bring it to a close now damn ponies." He thought as he was completely wrapped up in ropes, chains and potato sacks. "Ah think that did it." Applejack said with a sigh. "Eeyup." Big Mac said as he walked up to it and put another rope around its muzzle. "Good work, not so tough now are you?" Spike said walking up to its head to poke it on the side of the head, getting a low annoyed growl in return, that was cut short by a big red hoof over its muzzle. "Ah said no." Big Mac said as he stared at Vilefor. "guess It`s logical breaking their barn and shit, but still why is he so mean?" He thought as he laid there looking up at the big red horse infront of him. "Uh Mac why don`t ya go get some apples or something for us?" Applejack said as she walked up next to him. "Ya sure sis? what if-." He begun before she cut him off. "It will be fine, look at it, it can`t move a millimetre and beside Twilight is here with me." She continued making Big Mac let out a sigh. "Okay then sis, just shout if it gets outta hoof." He said as he walked out of the barn, giving the purple creature a final glare before walking out of the barn. "So uhm what is up with Big Mac? never really seen him act like this before." Twilight asked after a moment of silence. "Guess this whole ordeal just brought out some bad memories." Applejack said scratching her neck with a hoof. "Bad memories?" Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow. "About our parents." The country mare said. "oh right, will he be okay? Twilight asked. "Well it will take time, but nothing we can`t handle." Applejack said with a smile. "Good to know, but if you need help i can let you borrow Spike a bit, right Spike?" Twilight said looking over at her little assistant. "Sure thing, as long as it gets me outside of the library and away from dusty old books." Spike said getting a chuckle from Applejack and a small frown from Twilight. "Really? did they just forget about me lying here?" Vilefor thought after listening for what felt like hours. *Groaaoorl* "Did it just growl at us again?" Twilight asked as they all three got startled by the sudden noise. "Eh I think it was its stomach growling." Spike said as he patted the creature on the muzzle. "Yes good boy, that`s it." He thought as he made his most pleading eyes towards the little dragon, while feeling a surprising urge to wag his big tail. "Oh uhm we can`t let it starve can we?" Twilight said looking over at Applejack. "What? ya want me to feed it apples?" Applejack said raising an eyebrow towards Twilight. "We have to take the chains from its muzzle then." Spike said tapping his claw on Vilefors muzzle. "Well it is kinda secure by now, so we should be able to let his mouth be free so he can eat." Twilight said stepping closer to the creature, making sure it was tied down and safe to approach, before levitating off the chains around its muzzle. "Now be nice and we will feed you." Twilight said as she put the chains down on the floor. "As you wish." He said with a smile at the mares surprised look. yay new chapter sorry it took so long but i had written myself into a corner, had to rewrite this chapter like 3 times before i said fuck it it will be like this now. and also noone has guessed where the name for him came from? and how is my writing skills so far? what needs to be improved and is it easy to follow what is happening? and the whole macshy is skipped since noone really liked it and it just felt rushed in Chapter 6 It talks? (now with 20% more southern speaking Applejack"It can talk?" Spike said pointing at the purple creature. "I prefer HE." Vilefor said narrowing his eyes towards the little dragon. "Oh sorry, hrm he can talk?" Spike said with an apologetic smile, before pointing again towards the creature. "Yeah well, ponies can talk to." Vilefor said nodding his head towards the two ponies staring at him. "That is uncommon, where do you come from?" Twilight said as she sat down on her haunches and summoning a piece of paper and a quill. "........the forest?" Vilefor said trying to do a shrug through his makeshift straightjacket, while wondering where the paper and the quill came from. "Uhm do you have a name?" Twilight asked as she held her quill ready to attack the paper with her findings of this unknown creature. "uh yep, I go under the name Vilefor the Purple." He answered looking at the purple mare smiling to herself as she begun writing. "Interesting, is that a common name for your species?" She asked without looking up from the paper. "And while we are at it, what is your species called?" She continued as she looked up from the paper. "How would I know?" He thought before giving a smile towards the mare. "Eh yes, the name is fairly common along our species that is called eh..." He said with a nervous smile. "Never been a good liar, hope she falls for it." He thought noticing the mare writing again. "Ya don`t know yer species name?" Applejack asked as she walked closer. "Of course I do, it`s it eh it is just hard to translate it into eh pony." Vilefor said nodding his head. "Mhm interesting." Twilight said writing down her findings. "Uhm I guess there is no chance you can release me?" Vilefor asked looking at the small group, as he tried to shift his position inside the straightjacket made out of chains and potato sacks. "No can do, not after what happened to Fluttershy." Applejack said narrowing her eyes at Vilefor. "Well I tried to prevent her from falling from the roof, how is she anyway? I heard you talk about her, she had a minor concussion or something." Vilefor said scratching his chin on the floorboards. "Why do ya care? ya almost crushed her when ya fell." Applejack said pointing an accusing hoof towards Vilefor. "I only held her, you threw the lamp at me, I had to dodge it somehow." He said with a snort. "Well ya were holding Fluttershy in yer claws, ah had to do something!" Applejack said growling at Vilefor. "I was saving her!" Vilefor growled. "Ya almost killed her!" Applejack shouted. "I saved her damn life from those wooden wolves!" He growled trying to waggle himself free. "Ooookay easy now time out, both behave now." Spike said stepping between Vilefor and Applejack, making everyone in the barn raise their eyebrows at him. "What? someone had to be the grown up around here." Spike said making both the mares and Vilefor look at each other. "Fine, hate to admit it, but the lizard is right, it was rude of me to shout at you." Vilefor said with a small frown. "Yeah ahm sorry, but ya have to understand Fluttershy is a good friend of ours, and well i am sure ya understand." Applejack said scratching her neck with a hoof. "That was very good of you both, great work Spike, quick thinking, can`t wait to write a friendship report about this." Twilight said smiling at the little dragon. "Friendship report?" Vilefor thought raising an eyebrow. "Heh of course, I am your number one assisstant right?" Spike said with a proud smile. "Of course Spike, now Vilefor why don`t you tell us about last night?" Twilight said with the quill at the ready for another go. "Very well, from the moment I met Fluttershy to well crashing through your roof." He begun with a sigh. 10 minutes later. "Aaaand that is when I fell through the roof, now can I please have something to eat?" Vilefor said as his stomach growled again. "Wow so you are a hero then?" Spike said as Vilefor finished his story ( leaving out the part about waking up in an unknown body.) "That I am." Vilefor said with a big smile, which made the others swallow loudly as they got a good view of his razor sharp teeth. "So can you let me go?" Vilefor said with a frown as he saw the reaction from them. "Well ah don`t trust ya, ah prefer to have ya tied up until Fluttershy can confirm yer story, what do ya say Twi?" Applejack said looking over at Twilight furiously writing down his story. "Uhm Twi?" Applejack asked again, getting no response from her. "And there we go, now what were you saying Applejack?" Twilight said as she let go of the quill. "Ah said we keep him here until Fluttershy can confirm his story." Applejack said again pointing a hoof towards Vilefor. "Oh, is that okay with you Vilefor?" Twilight asked putting her paper away. "Bah fine, only if I get something to eat." He said narrowing his eyes towards Applejack. "We are feeding him now?" Big Mac said as he stood at the doors of the barn, making all of them jump in surprise. "Big Mac how long have ya been standing there?" Applejack said looking at him in surprise. "Since he told about the part of him meeting Fluttershy." Big Mac said as he picked up a small tray with 3 pies on it. "Guess Ah go get a cart of apples, or two." Big Mac said nodding his head towards Vilefor, looking at his huge size, as he put the pies down. "You eat apples?" Twilight said grabbing the quill again. "Uhm guess so, why are you so excited about this?" Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the purple mare smiling to herself, as she begun writing again. "Oh it is just the most incredible find ever! an unknown creature never written about!" Twilight said giggling like a school filly, making Vilefor swallow loudly. "Okay that isn`t creepy at all." He thought with a frown looking at Twilight. "Uhm Twilight you know he is a talking and thinking creature right? almost at pony intelligence." Spike said pointing at Vilefor, getting an angry glare at the mention of almost pony intelligence. "Is everyone in this world just a douche or do i have the worst luck ever?" He thought as he looked over at the big stallion with pleading eyes. "Ah right the apples, be right back." Big Mac said as he walked out of the barn again. "Uhm Twilight is it okay we do all these uhm tests after I get free? it feels kinda creepy right now, being in a straightjacket and answering random questions." Vilefor said making Twilight put down her quill with a sigh. "Fine, but you have to promise me you will answer all my questions, okay?" Twilight said as she levitated her pie towards her. "Sure thing, but only if you answer all my questions later." Vilefor said smiling towards the purple mare. yay new chapter i am your god lol, is it going to fast or to slow? and before you start complaining about where Celestia is she will appear personally in next chapter. and do they feel out of character or am i doing them right? Chapter 7 Guy talk"Wow look at him go, is this cart number 3 or 4?" Spike said as they looked at Vilefor shoving his head into the applecart Big Mac had brought him. "Uhm ah think it`s number 6 actually, this is gonna be expensive for us." Applejack said as she took off her hat and draggged a hoof over her forehead. "Buuuuuurrrrp!!" Vilefor suddenly burped loud enough to make the three ponies and the little dragon jump in surprise. "Aaah that was good, those apples was awsome." Vilefor said with a smile licking his lips with a long tongue. "Yep best the Apple family has to offer." Applejack said with a smile as Big Mac pulled away the empty apple cart. "Meh they served their purpose, Vilefor is full and everyone is happy." He said with a smile as he turned over on his side. "Soo what do we do now?" Vilefor asked as he watched the two mares look at each other. "Well we could check how Fluttershy is doing." Twilight suggested getting nods from Spike and Applejack. "What about me then?" Vilefor said as the trio got up and begun walking to the door. "Well ya will be staying here." Applejack said. "All by myself?" Vilefor asked not believing that they would leave him alone in the barn. "Of course not." Twilight said as they walked out the door. "Big Mac will be keeping you company." Spike said as they exited the barn. "W-wait, no come back!" Vilefor shouted after them. "Great, wonder how long i have to be with grumpy." Vilefor thought with a sigh. 10 minutes later "Hope he comes back soon." He thought after laying there in silence for what felt like forever. Another 10 minutes later "Aw come on, did he fall asleep somewhere?" He thought as he tried to turn over to his back, sighing loudly as he felt the boredom becoming unbearable. *Knock knock* "Uhm come in?" He said trying to turn around to see the door. "Is it true?" The big red stallion said as he entered the barn, sitting himself down infront of Vilefor. "Is what true?" Vilefor asked with a raised eyebrow. "What ya said." The big stallion continued. "I say alot of things and most of it don`t make sense, so you have to be a bit more specific." Vilefor said with an annoyed frown towards the big stallion. "About actually helping Fluttershy." Big Mac said with a stern look on his face. "Oh what about it, I mean her?" Vilefor asked seeing Big Mac shift uncomfortable where he sat. "Did you really save her from those timberwolves?" He asked looking Vilefor in the eyes. "Yes, you know you could just ask her yourself." Vilefor said not sure where the stallion was going with this. "I-I just wanted to give ya an apology for ma actions, ya just brought back some buried memories." Big Mac said as he hung his head. "Eh no problem, I kinda overheard the girls talking about parents." Vilefor said feeling a bit creeped out at the sudden change of his behaviour. "Oh.........did they tell ya bout them?" Big Mac said with a sigh. "Not really just heard your sister telling the nerd why you acted all violent and tense." Vilefor said. "Ah prefer if ya call her Twilight or miss Sparkle." Big Mac said. "Mhm will try and remember it." Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the big stallion. This got an extensive deletion since it was alot bout fluttermac in it Did i say you would see celestia in this chapter? well i lied. Once again i got angry at rewriting this damn chapter like 5 times before settling on the bro way or whatever to call it. well next chapter might take some time or maybe not it entirely depends if i find something to watch on youtube while i write lol, so far i just used up all of pewdiepies videos. Chapter 8 Freedom"Hello boys we are back!" Applejack shouted as she and Twilight entered the barn, making both Vilefor and Big Mac jump in surprise. "So have you become friends?" Twilight asked with a smile, as she saw Big Mac sitting down infront of Vilefor. "Uhm pretty much, so how was Fluttershy?" Vilefor asked as the girls sat down beside Big Mac, to look at the big purple creature. "Well it turns out ya were right, so eh ah guess we owe ya an apology, for tying you up and well breaking yer back fin." Applejack said with a nervous smile towards him. "My back what?" Vilefor said trying to turn his head around. "Uhm let me help you out of the ...straightjacket." Twilight said as she lit up her horn, levitating the chains and potatosacks off of him. "Ah yes freedom!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, do you smell it?" Vilefor said as he stretched out his limbs like a cat, getting confused looks from the ponies, who begun snffing the air, before looking at each other with raised eyebrows. "Uhm smell what?" Twilight asked looking at Vilefor like he was crazy. "Freedom my little horsie." He said with a smile as he picked her up in his hands and held her close to his face. "Eek!" she squealed out in fright as she got picked up and held close to his big teeth. "Uhm Vilefor, don`t do that." Big Mac said looking at the struggling form of Twilight in his hands. "Eh? oh heh sorry, just felt so good to be trusted." Vilefor said with a apologetic smile as he put down Twilight and patted her on the head with his hand, making her legs give out and forcing her on her stomach with a *oof*. "Twi ya okay?" Applejack asked giving her a helping hoof and giving Vilefor an angry glare. "Uhm well now that the trust part is done.....what happens next?" Vilefor asked as he sat down on his back legs and crossed his arms over his chest. "Well now the research starts." Twilight said with a grunt as she got back up on her legs. "What now? it is almost night." Vilefor said pointing towards the setting sun he could see past the barn doors. "Not tonight! I meant we start tomorrow, sharing info like we agreed, right?" Twilight said looking up at Vilefors face. "Oh yeah we did, didn`t we?" Vilefor said looking at the other two ponies. "Eeyup." Both Applejack and Big Mac said in unison. "Wait where is Spike?" Vilefor said as he looked over the ponies in the room. "Oh I left him at the library to make supper, while i went over to release you." Twilight said as she looked at Vilefor stroking his beard. "Ah okay.... where should I sleep?" Vilefor asked with a yawn. "Well umm why not in the barn? so I know where you are." Twilight suggested, ignoring Applejack frowning at the suggestion. "Well ah think he should stay here." Big Mac said making Applejack turn her frown towards him instead. "Fine he still has to work off his debt." Applejack said with a sigh. "Wait debt?" Vilefor said as he laid down on his stomach, getting his head at the same level as Applejacks. "Yes ya broke our roof, ya pay it off." Applejack said narrowing her eyes at Vilefor. "That`s not fair ya made me break the roof." Vilefor said pointing a finger towards Applejack. "Eh maybe its best this way Vilefor, ya dont want to see her angry and we could use some help around the farm." Big Mac said putting a hoof on Vilefors finger to lower it. "Fine might learn a little from it." Vilefor said with a sigh as he laid down on his side and rested his head on his hands. "So this is goodnight then? will we start with working off the debt or Twilights research?" Vilefor asked with a yawn. "Well can I start with him tomorrow?" Twilight asked leaning close to Applejack giving her the same look she has when she finds a new book. "Well sure, but don`t make him to tired or scare him away before he can pay off his debt." Applejack said with a sigh. "And there they go again, like i am some kind of pet for them." Vilefor thought as he stopped listening to the two mares, as they kept talking for what felt like an hour. "Well I better head back to the library, see you tomorrow Vilefor ooh it is going to be so incredible." Twilight said with a giggle before heading through the barn door. "Well ah guess it is goodnight for us too, we have trees to buck tomorrow." Applejack said as she to walked out of the barn. "G`night Vilefor." Big Mac said wih a nod as he closed the barn door after him, leaving Vilefor to lay down on a makeshift bed made out of piles of hay. "Likewise." Vilefor said as he laid down. "Wait what did they say earlier about my back fin?" He thought as he laid in the darkness. okay probably the last chapter in a long while, hope you like it, next chapter toooooo many questions from twilight Chapter 9 Quills and measurements"Oh no." Vilefor said as he saw Twilight enter the barn with a huge grin and an even bigger pile of parchments and what looked like a bucket of ink. "Aw come on Vilefor, this will be fun!" She said as she sat down infront of him, still with that big grin on her face. "Fine just launch your first barrage of random questions, so we can be done with this." Vilefor said with a sigh as he laid down infront of the mare. "Okay so many questions, where should I start?" She said mostly to herself as she pulled the stack of parchments closer. "Well what do you want to know?" Vilefor asked with a bored sigh. "EVERYTHING!!" She screamed out, before putting a hoof over her mouth with a big blush on her cheeks. "Well ....that narrows it down." Vilefor said holding a hand over his chest, taking a deep breath to calm himself down. "Never thought i would get scared by a horse." He thought as he felt his heart beggining to calm down again. "Ehehe sorry, uhm how about I take some measures and well do some tests on your body?" She said holding a long measuring tape infront of her. "Uhm what for?" He said looking at the weird little pony fidgeting her hooves where she sat. "Well you are a one of a kind unknown creature, none of my books says anything at all about a creature of your kind." She said as she got up and walked over to him. "There they go off with calling me a creature again, well guess there`s nothing else to call someone looking like a huge behemoth of a creature." He thought looking down at himself, before returning his attention towards the pony. "Eh can I measure your horns first?" She said pointing a hoof towards his big horns. "Sure can you measure from there or do you want to stand on my head?" He said holding out a hand to help the pony up on his back. "Well since you asked sure." She said as she walked over to his outstretched hand, feeling a bit nervous as his hand closed on on her and placing her on his back. "Okay now just be still while I measure your horns." She said as she carefully walked over his back to get to his head. "Mhm." Vilefor said frowning as he felt her hooves walk over him. "Okay lets se here.....wow 1.54 meters and in perfect condition, you haven`t used your horns at all?" She said as she stood with a hoof on his muzzle leaning herself as much forward she could. "Well no, I only used my hands and big tail, oh yeah I almost forgot how does my back fin look? since I know it is in bad shape but will it you know...heal?" He said pointing a finger at his back. "And while we are at it will my bite wounds heal too?" He continued as he turned his head to look at his tail, only to hear a frightened squeak and a thud as a small body hit the floorboards. "Ow." "Oh ehe woops sorry, forgot you stood on my head." Vilefor said as he turned his head infront of him to look at the little purple heap on the floor. "You okay?" He said poking the little horse with a finger. "Yes I think so." She said as she got up on her hooves again. "Well atleast got the measurments." She said as she wobbled over to the parchments and begun writing it down. "Soo about my questions?" He said after watching Twilight write down her findings. "Hmm? oh yeah the fin should be okay and the bite marks on your tail wasn`t really deep." She said as she put the papers down. "That is good, by the way where is your little lizard?" Vilefor asked as he looked around the barn. "Oh Spike? he is with Rarity she needed his help with something." She said as she levitated her measuring tape again, walking with unsteady legs towards Vilefor. "Whos Rarity? and eh shouldnt you lay down for a moment? you look kinda unsteady." Vilefor asked as she walked up to his arm. "Oh yeah sorry, Rarity is a friend of mine and don`t worry I am perfectly fine, can you stretch out your arm?" She said as she held out her measuring tape against his arm. "Okay." Vilefor said raising an eyebrow as he stretched out his arm. "Hmm sharp claws....massive arms..." She kept saying as she was going over the arm taking measurments, checking the hand and the sharp claws. "Umm how much longer is this gonna take?" Vilefor asked after what felt like forever, turning his head towards the slightly dizzy mare measuring his tail. "2.93 meters long....about 15 kilogram....huh you said something?" Twilight said as she turned her eyes towards Vilefors face, noticing his bored expression. "Oh no nothing, just hurry up will you?" Vilefor said with a sigh. "Mhm... okay now a blood sample." Twilight said as she put down the measuring tape on the floor and summoning a big syringe, holding it infront of her with a smile. "Like hell you are!" Vilefor said as he saw the syringe, quickly getting up on his legs and backing away from it. "Come on it will barely hurt." She said walking closer to him with the syringe levitating infront of her. "You never said anything about needles!" Vilefor growled as he backed up into a corner. "Dont be such a baby, its just a little needle." Twilight said wagging the syringe infront of her with a michievous smile. "I`m not a baby!! and stop waving that syringe around!!" Vilefor screeched before clasping his mouth with his hands, as he noticed he just screeched in the shrillest voice he could do. "W-what was that?" Twilight said rubbing a hoof over her ears from the shrill scream from Vilefor. "I-it was....a manly...scream?" Vilefor said with an embarassed frown. "I am sorry what?! I can`t hear anything, my ears are still ringing!" Twilight said rubbing her ears again. "Nothing." Vilefor said with a sigh, glad that the mad unicorn dropped the syringe. "I did not know you could scream that loud Vilefor, I mean you usually have a dark and growling tone to your voice but to be able to scream like a banshee." Twilight said as the ringing in her ears finally stopped. "Well you could`ve warned me about your blood fetish." Vilefor said crossing his arms over his chest with an angry frown. "What! I don`t have a blood fetish it was just a regular syringe!" Twilight said narrowing her eyes at the big purple creature. "Whatever horse, I do not like pointy things, so don`t ever EVER I repeat EEEEVEEER try that again." He said pointing a clawed finger at Twilight. "Okay, you could`ve just said you were scared of a little needle, instead of going all crazy about it." Twilight said picking up the syringe with her magic and putting it away, ignoring the angry glare from Vilefor. "I am not-" Vilefor began before both stopped, as they heard the sounds of hooves coming closer. "Whats all the screaminohmydearestCelestiaeternalgodessforeveristhat?!!!" A young brown stallion with 3 horseshoes as a cutiemark, screamed as he entered the barn and spotted Twilight standing infront of a giant purple dragon creature. "Well ....shit." Vilefor said as both he and Twilight just stared at the newcomer. "Okay Caramel, I know how this looks bu-" Twilight begun before Caramel threw his saddlebags as hard as he could in Vilefors face and making a dash towards a surprised Twilight, diving under her and lifting her up on his back and running as fast as he could through the barn doors. "What the hell? Twilight wha-" Vilefor said as he pulled off the saddlebags from his face, only to notice Twilight on the back of a brown pony running at top speed away from the barn. "What! he.....he stole my little pony!!" Vilefor growled before he begun chasing after the kidnapper. Horah the fuck rah i give you this chapter a week early for shits and giggles, soon the chapters will be flowing again. And for other shits and giggling or just shits if you want, the eh ?quiz? where i got Vilefor the Purple from if you can answer it umm i dont know the first to answer can have a request i guess for an upcoming chapter Chapter 10 A Derpy dayPonyville a few minutes after the ponynapping. "Man it`s so hot today." Lyra said as she laid back on the usual bench in the park. "Yeah Celestia sure overdid herself today.... do you hear screaming?" Bonbon said as she sat up.. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!" A brown and purple blur screamed as it flew over their bench. "Was that a human?" Lyra said as she blinked a few times. "You think everything is a human, i swear-" Bonbon said before noticing the ground shaking, turning her head towards where the sounds was eminating from, her jaw dropping as a huge purple creature jumped over them and running after the brown and purple blur. "Raaaaagh!" Vilefor growled as he ran after the brown pony. This is ridiculous, how can it run so fast and with another pony on it? Vilefor thought as he kept running with his tongue hanging out. "Ooh you`re fast." A female voice said, making Vilefor turn his head towards his back, only to see a pink ponys face smiling back at him. "W-what the hell?" Vilefor said as he kept running, confused how and where the pony came from. "Hi i`m Pinkie Pie and you are about to run into Carousel boutique." The pony apparently named Pinkie said pointing a hoof forward. "Eh?" Vilefor said as he turned his head towards the way she was pointing. Man i hate these ponies. Vilefor thought as he dug his claws in the ground to try and stop himself, only for the claws to get stuck on the cobblestones making him tumble face first into the boutique, while at the same time launching Pinkie into the air, with a loud *yelp*. "Grrmrmbrgl." Was all Vilefor said as he pulled out his front arms and head from the rubble, pulling with him numerous expensive looking fabrics and a small white unicorn holding onto one of his horns. "Oh Celestia!" "Dragon!" "Beast!" "A demon!!" "It got Sweetie Belle!!" I got a what? Vilefor thought as he ripped the fabrics away from his face, and sitting down on his back legs, noticing a wide eyed little white unicorn hanging onto his horn. Oh well shit, guess that is a Sweetie Belle. Vilefor thought as he tried to angle his horns to prevent the little pony from falling off. "It`s trying to eat her!!" "We are all doomed!" "Muffin." "I`m not trying to eat it! i am trying to prevent it from falling! and who the hell said muffin?" Vilefor shouted back as he tried to reach the little filly holding onto his horn. "It can talk!" "Call the guards!!" "Call the wonderbolts!" "Panic everybody panic!" Several ponies screamed as they ran in random directions, except one lone grey wall eyed pegasus, who was oblivious to everything else, was happily chewing on a muffin with closed eyes and a happy smile. "Wait don`t gah........" Vilefor said before hanging his head with a heavy sigh. "Eep." "Ups sorry." Vilefor said as he noticed the little unicorn almost falling off. "Eh you wanna get off?" He asked the unicorn, getting a series of quick nods from it, as it kept staring into his eyes. "Okay then, there you go." Vilefor said as he laid down on the ground and let it get off his horn, swallowing loudly as it got down on its little hooves, shaking slightly as it wobbled slowly away. "*Sigh* you want to panic too?" He asked as he turned around and looked at the grey pegasus. "Eeeeh nope." The grey pegasus said after thinking about it for a second. "Riiiight.............so what are you eating?" Vilefor asked the weird wall eyed pegasus. "Carrot muffin, want one?" The pegasus said, digging her head into her brown bag and pulling out another muffin towards Vilefor. "....Thanks?" Vilefor said as he took the muffin in his claws and sat down next to the smiling pegasus. "You are purple and big." She said as she took another bite from her muffin. "Well you are grey and small." Vilefor countered as he swallowed the muffin. "Heh guess youre right, im Ditzy Doo but everyone else call me Derpy." She said holding out a hoof towards Vilefor. "Vilefor." He said shaking the pegasus hoof with his finger. "I never seen you before, are you new in Ponyville?" Ditzy asked as she looked up at the big purple creature. "Uhm yes just arrived yesterday." Vilefor said looking back at the weird pegasus. Weird feels like i`m forgetting something. He thought as he stroked his chin. "Aww out of muffins, well time to head home." Ditzy said as she looked inside the bag, sighing a bit before closing it and standing up. "Wanna come?" She said as she looked up at the creature again. "Sure why not." Vilefor said after looking around himself. This is to weird to let it pass. He thought as he followed the grey pegasus. "So what brings you to Ponyville?" Ditzy asked after a while of walking in silence. "Oh uh i don´t really remember." Vilefor said scratching his head as he walked. "Oh don`t feel bad, it happens to me all the time." Ditzy said as she flew up and patted him on the head. "You are a weird pegasi, you know that?" Vilefor said as ditzy landed in a heap. "Yup, oh we are here." Ditzy said with a giggle as she got up again and pointed a hoof to a small house, with a big back yard at the edge of Ponyville. "Oh you got a nice house Ditzy, but i think it`s a bit to small for me." Vilefor said as he lowered his head to look in through a window. "Oh i think you are right........how about lunch in the backyard?" Ditzy said as her eyes aligned to look between Vilefor and her house. "Eh that works, what will we have?" Vilefor asked as they both walked around the house. ".......i don`t know." Ditzy said staring forward before furrowing her eyebrows. "Ah its no rush, i dont really have anywhere to be." Vilefor said. Except there was something i was supposed to do, damn my brain seriously damn it hard. Vilefor thought as he laid down on the grass. yes i know i went the muffin loving Ditzy but frankly my fans i dont give a damn, man it was hard to continue this story from last chapter lol, and yes in my story Twilight dont teleport from the back off Caramel deal with it. Chapter 11 Ruining The Young"This is Dinky and this is Sparkler, best daughters a mother can have." Dinky said hugging Sparkler with her right hoof and Dinky with the other, both looking at the giant purple thing with wide eyes. "Uhm hi?" Vilefor said as he lay on his stomach on the grass and looked between Dinky and Sparkler. "Uh i couldn`t help to notice that Dinky looks alot like you, except being a unicorn, but Sparkler here looks nothing like you, how come?" Vilefor asked as he pointed a finger at the children. "Well uhm Dinky is mine and Sparkler here is adopted, but i still love her as my own." Ditzy said hugging both unblinking unicorns closer. "Ah ...so uh nice to meet you?" Vilefor said waving his hand infront of the mares faces. "Are they always like this? or did i make a bad first impression?" Vilefor asked scratching his neck. "Oh i guess you look kinda weird, girls don`t be rude! answer mr Vilefor here." Ditzy said shoving both of the girls forward. "Hi?" "Pleased to meet you?" Dinky and Sparkler said as they got shoved closer to the giant beast. "Thats better, girls why dont you get to know each other better, while i go and make something to eat." Ditzy said as she walked inside the house, leaving the two girls staring wide eyed at Vilefor as he yawned, displaying a frightening set of razor sharp teeths for the girls. "Oh apologies." Vilefor said as he covered his mouth with a hand. "Sooo i guess you two are going to school, eh are you doing alright? at the school i mean." Vilefor said scratching his neck watching the two girls just staring at him. "U-uh huh." Both girls said nodding without taking their eyes from Vilefor. "Good that`s good...... so what do you like to do?" Vilefor said pointing a finger at Dinky, who in turn only stared at the huge claw that could probably cut through her like a knife through butter. "I-i-i l-like to be with Pipsqueak, please don`t eat me." Dinky said barely above a whisper. "Eh? what?" Vilefor said putting a hand behind his ear and leaning closer to the little unicorn. "ShesaidshelikestobewithPipsqueakpleasedon`teatus!" Sparkler screamed hugging Dinky as hard as she could. "She what with a what and what? man everypony in this town is crazy." Vilefor said with a sigh. Really hope Ditzy comes back soon. Vilefor thought with a snort. "Yeeeee*huff*ee*huff*" "What now? can`t i ever get some rest?" Vilefor growled as he heard an exhausted scream, turning around and spotting a brown pony slowly walking past Ditzys house, with a familiar purple creature on his back with a bored expression. "Oh hello Twilight, wait Twilight?" Vilefor said waving a hand at Twilight. "Oh hello Vilefor." Twilight said not even looking up towards him. "Ah the d-d-dragon ah i uhn!" Caramel screamed before collapsing out of exhaustion. "Finally!" Twilight said as she got off Caramels back. "Good you are here, i was uh looking for you." Vilefor said with an embarassed cough, as he remembered what he was doing before scaring half of Ponyville, ruining numerous fabrics, crashing a house and being invited by Ditzy and apparently scaring her daughters senseless. "Yeah i can see that." Twilight said with a frown as she walked into the guarden. "Well i got invited for lunch or is it dinner? i can`t say no to food." Vilefor said pointing a claw at the 2 unicorns hugging each other. "You were gonna eat them?!" Twilight said making the 2 unicorns hug each other even tighter. "What? no are you mad? i can`t eat anything that talks back, it would give me a bigger headache than well icecream headache." Vilefor said with a frown. "Oh well it certainly looked like...well nevermind, so now we just have to get you back to the barn, before anypony notices you." Twilight said before giving a sigh as she saw the guilty look on Vilefors face. "Its to late isnt it?" "Well uh i kinda you know ran into town after you and eh rammed a boutique and well made the entire town panic." Vilefor said fiddling with his large fingers. "Unh you are i gah......okay i might have a solution, but lets do it after we eat okay?" Twilight said dragging a hoof over her face. "Can`t argue about that, hey right on time, what do we have?" Vilefor said as he saw Ditzy walking outside, carrying the biggest tray he ever seen. "Oh we got another dinner guest, hmm might need another go at the kitchen." Ditzy said as she put down the tray on a small table in the yard. Man i have no direction whatsoever in this story lol, and yes a short chapter i know but now i decided to write the next chapter until i got 50 thumbs up, mostly cuz i don`t have any idea how next chapter will be. while im at it uh is there any requests like meeting trixie or gilda? or just a random fight with a hydra in the future? and should i add anymore tags to this story? like comedy? or is my humor so shitty it doesnt deserve the tag lol. Chapter 12 It been that long?"That was delicious, but we have to go now *burp* excuse me." Twilight said after finishing the big meal Ditzy had prepared. "*BURP* yep." Vilefor answered with a loud belch. "So how do we get you back to the farm without anypony notice us?" Twilight asked as she waved goodbye to Ditzy. "Hmm how about you put some ropes or something around my neck and claim you conquered me? ......that sounded better and less perverted in my head." He said as he watched Twilight walk out of the garden to see if the coast was clear and taking a quick look at Caramels sleeping form, before turning her head back towards Vilefor. "I suppose that might work and yes that sounded weird." She answered as she conjured a long chain to put around Vilefors neck and muzzle. "Is it to tight?" "Mmhmmm." Vilefor mumbled through his once again chained muzzle. "Good, now let us try and get back to Sweet Apple Acres and if you get spotted try and yank a bit at the chains, so it looks real okay?" The things i do for ponies. He thought as he let out a snort. "How long did we even stay at Ditzy?" She asked looking at the sun going down at the horizon. How would i know? and how would i answer? still it was only a few hours but it felt like a few months. He thought as he looked down on the little unicorn. "There he iiiiiss~." Vilefor suddenly heard from above, causing him to jerk his head upwards and flinging Twilight in the air with a shout. "Mmps smmy tmmlght." He mumbled as he looked down at the unicorn frowning at him, before turning his head upwards again, only to spot the pink mare from earlier being held in her forehooves by a grumpy looking blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail and a black eye. "Okay i believe you Pinkie." The rainbow pegasus said as she let Pinkie down on the ground. "Well i told you a giant horned purple pony eater was rampaging through town, why wouldn`t you believe me?" Pinkie said as she tilted her head at the pegasus. "Well you are Pinkie Pie." The pegasus said rubbing her eye. "Oh i guess that makes sense." Pinkie said happily skipping around Vilefor, who just sat there watching the weird pink mare jumping around him. "Uhm you girls aren`t scared of him?" Twilight asked as she pointed a hoof at Vilefor trying to keep his eyes on Pinkie. "Nopeseronies." Pinkie chirped as she tried to lift his tail and look under it. "Mmh! mhp mmr mmm mmmng wmm mmm mmil?" Vilefor mumbled through the chains as he took his tail in his hands to keep it away from the pink demon, altough he tried to growl( hey! what are you doing with my tail?). "Yeah Pinkie already said it talked and here you are dragging it along like a dog, so i guess there is no danger at all." The pegasus grumbled as she removed her hoof from the black eye. "Okay.... so what happened to your eye?" Twilight said as she walked closer to look at the eye. "Well Pinkie happened, i was just laying on a nice cloud snoozing, before some shouting woke me up and Pinkie laughing wildy as she flew like a a ..well she flew like me." "Oh and she flew right into you?" "Mmmh mmphy mmhr!" Vilefor mumbled as Pinkie suddenly appeared on his horns, causing both Twilight and Rainbow Dash to stop talking and look at the two. "Oooh how big, does this means you are magic? like unicorns? ooh like a double unicorn? oh oh a doublecorn, i think i call you Cuddles." Pinkie laughed jumping from horn to horn just dodging Vilefors atempts at swatting her away. "Yup." Rainbow said after turning back her attention towards Twilight. "Talk about unlucky, out of hundreds of clouds in the sky, she had to fly into yours." Twilight said summoning a small icebag to hold against the eye. "Thanks, sooo where were you going with it?" Rainbow asked as she took the icebag, sitting down on her haunches and pointing at Vilefor wildly swatting away trying to get hold of the laughing pink mare. "I was trying to get him back to Applejack, since he kinda rampaged through town and scared almost every single pony to death, but for some reason Ditzy was completly calm around him, even inviting him to dinner." Twilight said grabbing the chain again to prevent Vilefor from madly running around trying to crush Pinkie. "Awwww." "Well i am not really surprised, Ditzy has always been weird." Rainbow said just shaking her head. "Come Vilefor! stop playing around with Pinkie we have to get back to the barn." Twilight said as she tugged at the chains to get his attention, only getting a growl and an angry glare. "Now the safest route would be going through the forest and coming through the zap apple orchard, so we can reach Sweet Apple Acres." Twilight said using a small stick to draw on the ground her little plan. "Oh oh i know! gimme the stick!" Pinkie said jumping up and down next to Twilight. "Uhm okay." Twilight said hoofing over the stick to her. "Fwanks!" She said as she grabbed it in her mouth and began dragging it furiously over the little map, humming a happy tune before spitting away the stick. "Ta-da!" "........" "......." "Mmth hme mhkk?" Vilefor said as he saw what Pinkie had drawn on the ground. "You drew a Vilefor smiley? why? no wait nevermind, let`s just go through with the plan." Rainbow said throwing her hooves in the air with a sigh. "Yeah uhm Vilefor you ready to move?" Twilight asked looking up at him. "Mhm." He mumbled as he rolled his eyes. "Oh right we keep that on in case we get spotted, any questions?" Twilight asked looking at the other three, seeing Pinkie following Vilefors tail going back and forth where he sat. "Then lets do it." Here it finally is holy shit it got late i completly forgot about behemoth in equestria, i have been trying to write you know good and well made fics (none of them are up by the way) that and well i have like 7 different ideas for stories but i suck so much flobby white ass it takes fucking months to even begin. and yes this was kinda rushed as it took waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over a month since last chapter so i guess enjoy this chapter, oh and since i have no plans for this damn fic other than randomness what should vilefor be? a human? or a pony? or just a behemoth with amnesia?. oh and one of the fics i am trying to create i was a bit torn between making it a twilight evil magic fic where she opens the gates to tartarus or vampire twilight with crossover things from soul reaver and bloodlines. 13 Breaking Dash"Soooo what exactly is biggie here? he kinda looks like a mix between something purple and a dragon thingy." Rainbow Dash asked as she landed on Vilefors head, much to his annoyance. "Well, we haven`t exactly found anything out about him, my books have said nothing and i have been waiting for the pri-" Twilight said before stopping mid step. "Oh no the princess!! ohnononononono i completely forgot!! she was supposed to come by today!!" She said as she did a little dance on the spot as the panic set in. "Whoa that`s a nice dance Twilight, let me try it!" Pinkie said as she begun the same panic dance. "What the fuck are you doing?" Vilefor tried to say but it came out like. "Mmht mmh mmhk mrrr mmm mmng?" "Twilight calm down, remember what happened last time you panicked?" Rainbow said with a bored expression as she lazily poked Vilefors horn. "Yes, you are right, calm and collected, no panic, just stay calm and collected." Twilight said taking slow and steady breaths to calm herself. Well this is just great, a mentally instable unicorn who has contacts with the royalty is keeping me captured, sorta. Vilefor thought as he saw the unicorn combing down her mane with a hoof. "Awwww." Pinkie said as she noticed Twilight stopped dancing. Whatever, i keep walking, damned horses or is it ponies, what is the difference? Vilefor thought as he just shook his head and began walking again. "Hey big guy! where do you think you`re going?" Rainbow Dash said as she almost fell off when he begun walking. "Mmnmg, mmhm mm mmhm mmhng mmh mmng mnng?" He mumbled in response. Wait we are in the woods, far from any other ponies/horses, why the hell am i still wearing this chain? He thought as he grabbed hold of the chain and ripped it off without any effort. "Whoa there biggie." "Ah freedom of speech how i missed thee." Vilefor said with a deep breath. "Vilefor! what are you doing?" Twilight hissed as she saw the chain being thrown to the side. "I am moving my jaw, what the hell does it look like?" Vilefor growled before stroking his little beard. "Ooooh your voice is grumpy and angry like a dragon all graawrlrgh and braaaaghrblbrgl an- mpph!" Pinkie said before Rainbow Dash flew over and shoved her hoof in her mouth. "Hah!" Vilefor snorted as he saw Pinkies expression. "Yeah, this usually works with her, but i have to say you got an awsome voice Vilefor." Rainbow said as she removed her hoof from Pinkies mouth. "Yep, i am quite awsome." Vilefor answered with a smile. "Hey don`t get cocky." Dash said pointing her hoof at Vilefor. "Yeah that`s dashies job." Pinkie chirped, getting an angry glare from Dash. "Okay you had your fun now, come on lets hurry up, we can`t be late! Princess Celestia might be at Sweet Apple Acres any minute now!" Twilight said as she begun walking ahead of the group. "What`s up her ass?" Vilefor asked looking at Dashie. who only rolled her eyes in response. "There`s something up Twilights ass?!" Pinkie said with a gasp as she zipped over to Twilight. "AH!! Pinkie what are you doing!?" "The fu-?! hah!" Vilefor laughed as he saw the pink pony run over and lift Twilights tail in the air to get a better look. "Ahahaha that was awsome!! high hoof biggie!" Rainbow Dash laughed, holding out a hoof in the air, to which Vilefor just shrugedd and gave her a highfive with a little to much force in it, smacking her out of the air and into a nearby tree. "Wupps." "Pinkie! let go of my tail already!" "Eh Dashie? you okay?" Vilefor asked as he shoved in his hands into the branches, spreading them apart, spotting Dashie wedged betwen 2 branches, holding up one of her hooves. "Best high hoof ever, whoohoo! ow I think I hit my head." She said looking a bit dizzy, before letting the hoof fall down to her side again. "Would you hate me if I carried you?" Vilefor asked. "Yes." "To bad, I doubt you are able to fly in your condition, now be still Dashie." Vilefor said as he reached one hand into the branches to pull her out. "Guh you better not try and grope me." She said hanging limply as Vilefor reached for her. "Wouldn`t even dream about it." Vilefor answered. "Unmh i`m not good enough for you?" She mumbled. "Dashie how hard did you hit your head?" He asked. "............" "Dashie?" "............" "Crap, uh girls? i mean eh mares? I think I broke this one." Vilefor said holding out the rainbow pegasus towards the other two. chapter 14 Lost?"What did you do to Rainbow Dash?!!" Twilight shouted as she saw the limp body of Dash in vilefors big purple hand. "Its not my fault! she asked for a high hoof and I be damned if I didnt give her the best high hoof in her rainbow maned life, and for that matter isn`t her name Dashie?" Vilefor said pointing towards the unconcious Dashie in his hand. "Well we have to give him some credit, I mean look at what he managed to do, Dashie has managed to crash into trees, rocks, mountainsides and who knows what else and here doublecorn just gives a high hoof and manages to knock her out." Pinkie said giving him a salute and a tap on the shoulder. "Thank you pink one, also how did you reach my shoulder?" "Pinkie don`t encourage him." Twilight said frowning at them both. "*Sigh* fine bad doublecorn, no! no! don`t high hoof ponies, aunt Pinkie is very dissapointed at you." Pinkie said slapping his other hand with every no. "W-well I didn`t mean for her to get hurt, and and w-well." Vilefor said slumping down a bit, lazily scratching the ground with a claw, before blinking a few times. "The hell am I doing? she asked for a high hoof I give high hoof, why should I feel bad for something someone wanted?" "Ahem somepony." Pinkie said as she trotted back towards Twilight. ".....right, so what do we do with dashie?" Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the mare, shaking his head and waving dashie around. "Stop waving her around! okay now she has probably a concussion, so put her on your back until we can reach Sweet Apple Acres okay? and Pinkie you get up there too." Twilight said pointing a hoof towards Dash, Pinkie and Vilefor. "Fine just use me like some kind of horse." Vilefor said as they begun to climb on top of him. "Hey wait, you getting on too?" He said as Twilight climbed up too. "Well somepony has to check on Rainbow Dash as we walk." Twilight said shaking her head. "Fine just get up so we can get this over with." He said with a sigh as the mares got comfortable on his back. "Hey your fin is kinda soft and hard at the same time, mind if we put Dashie on it?" Pinkie asked pushing on it with her hooves. "Suuure just do it so we get back to the farm." Vilefor said with a sigh. "Okie dokie." "Okay we are all sitting comfortable here, now lets move." Twilight said patting vilefor on the back. "Right I`m on it." Vilefor said as he stood up. "..........." "............." "............." "He`s not moving." Pinkie whispered as she leaned closer to Twilight. "I noticed, hey Vilefor why aren`t you moving?" Twilight said poking Vilefors head with a hoof. "Because you didn`t give me a direction." "Just head toward Sweet Apple Acres." "..............................nnnuungh." Vilefor sighed. "What?" "I know the damn target, but which direction do we, I mean I go?" He growled. "Oh that`s easy, we just head...towards.........." Twilight said looking around where they were, before hanging her head in defeat. "We are lost aren`t we?" Vilefor asked, getting only a frustated sigh in response. "How could we loose track of where we were if we barely moved?" Vilefor said as he looked around where he stood. "Why not look for footprints? you probably left some big ones." Twilight said pointing behind Vilefor. "Really? why didn`t I think about that?" Vilefor said turning around and bringing his head close to the ground. "Do you see anything?" Twilight asked as she got up on his head to get a better look. "Well I can see someone standing on my head." He said looking up at Twilights face. "Concentrate Vilefor." "Fine, no I don`t see any tracks at all, like we never walked here at all." Vilefor said feeling around on the ground with a big hand. "That`s weird." "You don`t say?" "Do you have to be that way?" Twilight said frowning at Vilefor. "Nope, and why is the pink one so quiet?" Vilefor asked as he tried to turn his head so he could see all 3 ponies on his back. "Zzzzzzzzz gumdrops and icecream zzzzzz." "Ah..............so what do we do now?" He asked as he looked up at Twilight. "Well i could try a compass spell." "Good you get on that while I take a nap." Vilefor said yawning and laying himself down on his stomach. chapter 15 Good news"C'mon wake up already!!" Twilight shouted, pushing her hooves as hard as she could into Vilefors massive side. "Viley wiley wakey wakey!" Pinkie Pie shouted, jumping up and down on his back. "Nnh can't hear you sleeping." Vilefor answered, reaching his arm behind him and picking up the bouncing annoyance and putting her on the ground instead. "Aww how cute, he's sleeptalking and sleep carrying." Pinkie said, petting him on the head. "He is not! he is just lazy! get up! come on I know the way now!" Twilight growled, as she kept pushing him harder in the side. "Why do I have to follow?" Vilefor said, lifting himself up slightly and moving himself a bit away before laying himself down again, causing Twilight to fall forward as she did another push on his side. "Because you are the reason the princess is even here!!" Twilight growled, as she got up again. "Oh yeah....... just tell her where she can find me." Vilefor answered, with a wave of his hand without even raising his head or looking at her. "No!! you just don't tell the princess to come over! why did you become such a problem all of a sudden!!?" Twilight sighed, dragging her front hooves over her face in annoyance. "Please Spanky, I have always been a bother, remember the tests?" he said with a smile. "Yes and it's Sparkle." She said with a frown. "And I thought you were just clumsy." She continued with a small smile. "Hey...bah you're right, what is so special about me anyway?" He said, raising his head a bit before letting it back down. "Uhm guys?" "That is what we will know when we get to the princess!!" Twilight shouted, giving him a hard shove. "Oh right you have no records of any kind about my kind........... how much is it worth to you Spanky Sparkle?" He said, scratching his ear. "Guys?" "Worth? we let you free!" She fumed, running around him and staring him into his eyes. "Oh yeah." He yawned, as he closed his eyes. "Don't close your eyes at me!" She said poking him on his nose. "Guys?" "I close my eyes at anyone I want and what is it pink one? I forgot your name uh Pinkerton?" He said, turning his head towards Pinkie, who just stood there staring up into the sky. "Uhm did princess Celestia said anything about bringing the entire army with her?" Pinkie asked, still looking straight up into the sky. "Uh no, why do you ask?" Twilight asked, confused as she turned her attention towards Pinkie. "Well I just saw alot of pegasi in royal fancy armor passing above us and I don't think I have the balloons or cakes for everypony." Pinkie said, putting a hoof to her chin. "Well that's not suspicious at all, you know what Spanky? I think after seeing that, I will go deeper into the forest maybe find a nice cave and just hide from the public eye, nice meeting you." Vilefor said, looking up seeing some more pegasi fly over them, swallowing loudly as he got up on all four. "Wait don't run away! it's probably just a misunderstanding!" Twilight shouted, as she grabbed onto his tail as he begun walking away. "Sure an army is a misunderstanding I'm sure of it, they won't skin me and make the princess a new dress and carve a new throne from my bones." He said, as he stopped and looked at Twilight hugging his tail as hard as she could, while digging her backhooves in the ground. "What?!! are you mad? the princess would never do anything like that." She said, shocked as she let go of his tail. "Then what is the army for?" He asked, lowering his head to pony levels and looking her in the eyes. "W-well I-I uh.... oh I get it! I sent the letter before any of us knew you could speak!!" Twilight said, scratching her neck nervously trying to find an answer. "That actually makes sense, but if this is a trap I will start raining meteors all over." He said, blinking a few times before pointing a big claw towards Twilight "What? that's a random thing to say." Twilight said, tilting her head to the side. "Oooh you can do that? that is sooooo coooool" Pinkie said bouncing up and down with excitement. "Not really, I mean I had it in my mind since I saved Fluttershy and all, but uh im not sure I can do magic." Vilefor answered, scratching his neck. "Aww don't be like that, you got big horns it makes you able to do magic right Twilight?" Pinkie said, smiling at her friend. "No and yes." Twilight answered. "So it's a maybe?" Vilefor interrupted. "No." "So it's a yes?" Pinkie said, before letting Twilight finish.. "No!" "My head hurts." Pinkie said, rubbing her head with her hooves. "And I'm confused." Vilefor said, scratching his head. "Gah can we take this discussion some other time? we need to get to the princess!!!" Twilight growled, with a tired sigh. "Gah fine I will! just stop yelling at me!! grmmbl both of you get up and Spanky point the way!" Vilefor growled back, laying himself down to let the ponies climb up. "Okie dokey." Pinkie said happily bouncing up on his back. "It's Sparkle and it is that way. now let's move!" Twilight said, as she climbed on top of his head and pointed a hoof at the direction of Sweet Apple Acres. "Alright! just remember if I get killed I am sooo gonna haunt you." Vilefor said, as he got up and began to sprint to where she was pointing. chapter 16 Fine!"Are you sure they come in peace? I have never seen so many armored unicorns and pegasusesises in one place." He grumbled, pressing himself as low as he could at the edge of Sweet Apple Acres, much to the annoyance of Twilight who kept poking him in the neck. "Yes, they come in peace, now move it mister!" She snorted, giving him an especially hard poke. "Hey stop that! and quiet down or they will hear you." He growled, as he reached back, picking her up and holding her to his eyes. "Well, since you are to scared to move forward I guess I have to get them over here." She spat as they did a stare-off, only for both to jump in surprise (and dropping Twilight on the ground) as they heard a loud shrill whistle next to them. "Ooookay time out, back off you two." Pinkie Pie said, sporting a a cap and a whistle, holding out both her hooves as she walked in between them pushing them apart. "Are you insane? what if they heard you?" He whispered in panic, looking up seeing two guards looking around on the spot before shrugging. "Ow, can you please stop dropping me?" Twilight sighed, rubbing her bruised flank. "I make no promises." Vilefor grumbled, still keeping the guards in his sight. "Well can we move atleast?" "Yeah, even I think this has been a bit overplayed the last few times we had this conversation." Pinkie said flipping the cap away. "Fine, Twinkle lets do the thing you did earlier." "Get up on your back?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. "No the chain thingy, I would feel alot safer going towards an army in chains." "Are you sure? wouldnt that actually feel less safe?" "Well, there wouldn't be a chance to be attacked on sight if I were brought to the princess in chains." Vilefor explained. "Oooh hes smart." Pinkie exclaimed, leaning against him and pointing her hoof at his side. "Doubt it." Twilight muttered. "What was that?" Vilefor raised both his eyebrow and ear as he only heard some mumbling from Twilight. "Nothing, lets just do this." She said widening her stance, focusing her magic and conjuring a long chain, wrapping around Vilefors muzzle horns and neck. "Comfortable?" She smiled as he pulled a bit at the chains, getting a shake of the head as answer. "Good, now lets go, Pinkie get up on him and hold Dash steady." "Okiee dookey." Pinkie saluted, wiggling her rump and doing an impressively high jump onto Vilefors back. "Yeeha giddyup Silver i mean Purple." she wipped out a cowboyhat and sat down on his back. "Mmphh." "Okay, Vilefor you keep calm and dont yank the chain, Pinkie......you stay Pinkie." Twilight said, shaking her hed as she grabbed the chain. "Mmth mme mmukh?" ( take a guess.) Vilefor mumbled as he looked back at Pinkie on his back, somehow managed to put a saddle on him without him noticing. "It's best not to question it." Twilight shook her head, yanking the chain after her to make him move. "Mmhmmh?" "Sssh this is going great, so just keep calm and no sudden moves or sudden sounds." Twilight smiled as they got out of the woods, passing by multiple stunned guards who just stood there mouth agape staring at the giant purple creature, with a pink mare on top. "Just ride em slowly past the bovines 'tis goin great." Pinkie giggled putting on her thickest southern accent (and a straw to chew on), smiling and waving to all the guards they passed by towards the barn, where a very regal and tall white alicorn stood. "Mmhm mmph mmm mhmhmmm?" Vilefor mumbled ( is that the princess?) digging his claws in the grounds as he saw the massive armored stallions next to her. "Opff!" Twilight stumbled from the sudden stop, yanking it harder with an angry sigh. "Aw comeon dont chicken out now! we are so clooose." "Mhmhmmnmnmm!" He shook his head violently starting to back up. "Ahem Twilight let me handle this." Pinkie said jumping down and walking around standing next to Twilight and turning towards Vilefor. "Of course Viley here dont want to go to the safety of princess Celestia and instead want to fight through the entire Equestrian army instead silly." Patting him on his right hand, which made him space out for a moment and blink a few times. ".................." "................Well?" Twilight asked, holding the chain lightly in her hooves. "Mmnngh mmn mmmll." He mumbled ( fuck you all.) hanging his head in defeat and resuming his path towards the barn and the princess, ignoring the high hoof both mares gave each other. something forgottenSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter 4 Well this sucks"How much longer!!" He shouted as he once again batted away a wolf going for his throat. "N-not far." Fluttershy whimpered as she tried to hold onto Vilefor and Winona without falling off. "Thank whatever god is watching over me for this body." He thought as he barely felt winded and out of breath, even though running through what felt the entire forest. "W-wait I see the end of the forest!" Fluttershy screamed in his ear. "I see it!" He roared back with a smile, only for it to be turned into a frown as he felt a sharp pain in his tail, taking a quick look back, he saw one of the wolves hanging onto it with its surprisingly sharp teeth for something being made of wood. "Augh!" He screamed as he begun whipping his tail around violently trying to get it off. "Hah!" He screamed as he did a 360 and used the combined velocity of running and doing a quick turn to send it flying over the trees. "Did you see that?! I did not think I could pull it off!" He shouted as they finally got out of the forest. "Aroooooo!!" "They are still after us?" He said as he took a quick look behind him seeing what looked like atleast a 6 other wolves coming out of the woods. "There! run towards those lights!" Fluttershy shouted crawling up on his head to point a hoof towards what looked like a barn. "Is that a barn? I can`t really see in this darkness!" He shouted as he ran towards the weak lights. "Y-yes it is my f-friend Applejacks, s-she knows how to scare away the Timberwolves!" Fluttershy shouted as they got closer to the barn. "Let us just hope she is home then!" He shouted as they reached the barn, with the Timberwolves closing in behind them. "I won`t let them bite my tail again." He thought as he rounded the barn with way to high speed making him slide onto his right side with a grunt. "Well that hurt like hell." He thought as he begun to get up on all four again, only to be jumped by 3 of the Timberwolves going for his throat, grabbing one of them by its tail and head and just twisting it apart, and swatting the other two off him with a snarl. "Oh my." He heard Fluttershy whimper as he managed to get up on all four, amazed they still managed to hold on without getting crushed when he fell over. "This isn`t gonna work, Fluttershy hold on tight now!" He shouted as he lept and grabbed the roof of the barn, pushing himself up as he felt another sharp pain in his tail, taking a quick look back as he heaved himself up onto the roof, seeing the other two wolves biting down with the rest of the wolves coming closer. "That`s it!!" He growled as he got up on the roof whipping his tail around so he could grab the other two with his hands, grabbing the first in his hands and squeezed, making another wooden tearing sound along with its whimpering, throwing it aside and grabbing the other and lifting it above his head and throwing it as hard as he could at the ground below. "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!" He roared as he threw the wolf on the ground below, taking a few deep breaths before he heard a sharp ringing from a bell nearby, making the rest of the wolves whimper and run back towards the forest. "What the hell?" He thought as he watched the wolves run back towards the woods, breathing a sigh of relief before noticing something yellow fall from his back, grabbing it in his hand before it hit the ground and looking at it. "Fluttershy?" He said as he sat near the edge of the barn roof and holding her little form in his hand. "Darn Timberwolves! what in tarnation were they doing here?" He heard a voice coming from nearby, spotting a lantern coming closer and not daring to make a move in the position he was atop the barn. "W-what in tarnation?" "Big Mac come over here!" He heard from below. "Oh they probably spotted the dead Timberwolves." He thought as he saw another lantern coming closer. "Three dead Timberwolves?" "Two of them dead by what looks brute force." He heard as he held his breath. "Rurf!" Winona barked from his back. "Shit." Was all he thought as one of the lanterns light up his face. "Aaah it`s a dragon!! and it got Fluttershy!!" He heard a female voice say, before seeing the lantern fly towards his face, narrowly dodging getting a black eye, rearing up on his hind legs and falling backwards on the roof. "This day just keeps getting better and better." He thought as he hit the roof, hearing the wooden beams holding up the roof break as he fell through it, hitting the ground with a loud *thud*. "I am pretty sure i broke something." He thought as he laid there, still holding Fluttershy in his hands. "Ah think ah got him, hurry and get Twilight!" He heard the female voice say, before drifiting off into unconciousness. "Ow my whole body hurts." He thought as he woke up, yawning big, only to realise he can`t open his mouth. "Mmhmrghmg mmmh?" He mumbled trying to get his mouth open. "Sis it`s awake!" He heard as he turned his eyes to where the sound came from, seeing a big red horse with a small frown narrowing its eyes at him. "Okay I go tell Twilight, keep an eye on it Big Mac." He heard a female voice say. "Mmrgh mbm?" He mumbled again looking down on his muzzle seeing it chained shut. "What the hell? is the rest.... yup it is." He thought as he turned his head to look over the rest of his body, seeing his arms and legs chained togheter to the floor, with only his head free, if you don`t count the chain around his muzzle and what looked like some big corks placed at the tips of his horns. "Did they really have to chain down my tail?" He thought as he laid his head back down with a sigh, staring back at the big red stallion infront of him. "Ahm watchin you." The big red stallion said as he narrowed his eyes towards Vilefor. "Great guarded by a horse now, wait where is Fluttershy?" He thought raising his head again to look around what appeared to be the barn he fell through, looking up towards the roof seeing almost the entire roof in pieces. "Heh what you get for attacking me." He thought with a smile, getting a few clumps of hay kicked in his face from the red stallion. "Grmmrh?" He growled through his chained muzzle. "Dont you try anything, its one thing breaking the Apple family property, another hurting mah sisters friend." He said narrowing his eyes with a frown. "Wait what? oh yeah Fluttershy said she was friend with applejack?" He thought raising an eyebrow towards the big stallion who only snorted at him. "And you are sure it is chained down good?" "Eeyup it`s tied down with all the ropes and chains Ah could find, plus Big Mac is watching it." He heard turning his head towards two mares entering the barn and what appeared to be a small dragon riding on top of one of them. "Wow it`s huge!" The little dragon said as it jumped down from the purple mares back, and walked over to him to poke him in the side with a claw, making Vilefor turn his head towards it and snorting as loud as he could making it jump back. "Step away from it Spike." He heard the purple mare say, making the little dragon run back over to her with a small frown. "So have ya found anything at all about it?" The orange mare with a hat asked. "Well no, my books about Everfree forest told me nothing about this kind of creature, but I sent a letter to the princess about it." The purple mare said walking around him, while writing on a paper. "Atleast got to try out my first aid books." The purple mare said with a smile as she prodded his bruises and cuts, making him growl towards the annoying mare poking his sore side, getting a hard slap on his muzzle by the red stallion. "No, bad....thing." The big stallion said. "Dont worry Big Mac, it cant do anything chained up, Lets see.... bandaging okay, bite marks cleaned and bandaged, looks good so far." The purple mare said as she finished with his checkup. "Well aint that nice, now what do we do about it? we cant keep it here forever." The orange mare said frowning at the big unknown creature. "Well as soon as the princess comes, we know what to do with it." The purple one said. "Oh I almost forgot, Fluttershy is fine now, only a small concussion so she will stay at the hospital to rest up until tomorrow, she was lucky she didn`t get crushed by this... creature." She continued. "Well atleast now i know Fluttershy is safe, well best to obey them for now." He thought as he laid his head back down on the barn floor. yay action continued hope i did good lol, forgot last time when his name was revealed, Vilefor the purple ........... one word is missing, guess and have fun, (tip it is from an old ps1 game.) and why the hate at the macshy couple lol i like that couple but still many people hate it so i dropped it chapter 17 Enter celestia"Uhm Twilight how exactly shall we explain all this?" Pinkie asked, as they got closer and closer to the princess waiting at the barn. "What do you mean?" Twilight raised an eyebrow looking up at her. "Well with all the chaos and the running and the screaming and the giant purple creature that is so dangerous it actually caused Celestia to bring Equestrias whole army and just tell them he is actually friendly and the whole army is here in vain?" Pinkie said in one go, taking a deep breath before continuing, while getting a weird look from Vilefor. "Won't she be mad?" "I-i-i uh n-no she won't be mad for causing the entire army to get here.... will she?" Twilight stuttered, swallowing loudly and looking between Pinkie and Vilefor. "Well it smells alot of lesson zero here." Pinkie shrugged, (scratching the unconcious Dash behind her ear, making her twitch her legs like a sleeping dog) causing Twilight to do a complete stop and just stare forward towards princess Celestia. "Mmth?" Vilefor growled, as he felt the chain yank him a bit to the left, snorting as he did a tug causing Twilight to fall forward and loose grip on the chain with an "Eep" "It's getting loose!!!" Random Equestrian soldier number 2451 shouted, causing panic in the lines as they all begun rushing at Vilefor, who made a very girly scream (even through his muzzle.) and run towards the barn, (dropping both Pinkie and Rainbow Dash, the latter who managed to get caught by Twilight) jumping over a surprised Celestia and roll into the barn, or atleast that's what he would have done if he didn't get caught in a golden aura directly above Celestia. "Mmbmm?!" He mumbled, looking down at the big white alicorn looking him in the eyes. "Don't hurt him! he's friendly friendlyyyy!!" Twilight shouted squeezing past the Equestrian legion, who had all stopped in their tracks as they saw the giant purple creature get levitated by their princess. "Twilight Sparkle my faithfull student, i expect you have a really good reason to not annihilate this beast." Celestia said looking down at her student. "He is peacefull!! or well he is destructive but he's not evil!" Twilight stopped in front of Celestia, swallowing loudly as she pleaded for Vilefors life, looking back behind her seeing the entire Equestrian legion looking between her Celestia and the giant purple creature levitated above Celestia. "Maybe we should take this inside the barn." "Hmm I see what you mean, soldiers at ease do not enter unless either me or Twilight Sparkle calls for you!" Celestia ordered her soldiers who all gave a paniced salute and stood at attention. "Come Twilight, you have much explaining to do." "Mmnmnmm!?" Vilefor mumbled looking down at Celestia. "And you better stop growling or I make short work of you." Celestia narrowed her eyes at him, though it felt pretty much like staring down a volcano for Vilefor.
Chapter 1 Waking up in a new body."Ow my head." He said as he opened his eyes, to look around seeing as he laid in what looked like a crater in a forest. "Great now I know that magic didn`t work as planned." He said as he tried to roll over on his stomach instead, shaking his head wildly trying to get it to clear, seeing two large things just outside his view, reaching up an arm to take whatever it is on his head away, stopping his movements as his hand came into view, blinking a few times seeing as his hands had become a pair of purple claws, looking down on himself seeing his entire body seemed to be muscular and covered in short purple fur. "Hmm seems the spell did more than just teleport me." He said to himself trying to stand up only to fall back into a half-crouched position clutching his head. "Ow I need a mirror." He said as he begun walking on all four out of the crater. "Weird how natural it feels to be walking on all four, I really hope there`s someone or something to help me out here." He thought shaking his head again as it stil felt foggy, taking a deep breath before he begun to get out of the crater and walking towards a nearby tree. "Maybe I could try out these claws atleast." He said to himself as he begun scratching at the tree, smiling to himself seeing how easy it was to tear of the bark from the tree, then looking up at the tree comparing himself to it. "Hmm seems I`m almost 4 or 5 meters tall standing on my back legs." He said to himself looking at the tree he just scratched, before clutching his head in his hand. "Ow hope I don`t got a concussion, I better find a way out of this forest atleast." He said shaking his head again, before taking another deep breath as he looked up towards the sky, spotting a small column of smoke rising above the trees. "Great someone actually living in this forest." He said with a smile as he begun walking towards the column of smoke, switching between walking upright and walking on all fours. "Weird how walking on both 2 and 4 legs feels equally easy." He thought after walking for what felt like an hour, only to stop and clutch his head in his hands. "Ow still hurts." He said as he sat down trying to shake his head clear, before deciding it`s no point, sighing as he got up again and started walking towards the column of smoke, seeing he was almost there now he started walking a bit faster, before stopping about 20 meters from were the smoke came from. "Hmm maybe it`s not the best to just rush in and scare whoever lives in this forest, my appearance may not be the most welcome sight." He thought as he sat down looking at himself again. "Still no idea what I am, a dragon maybe?" He thought scratching his chin feeling a small goatee, before snapping to attention as he heard the sounds of hooves coming closer, deciding to sneak closer to see whoever it is, before greeting whoever it is, in whatever friendly way this form can, crawling closer on his belly to make sure he doesn`t get seen, stopping behind some bushes to wait for whoever it is to come into view. "Looks like a hut of some sort carved out of a tree." He thought as he finally saw were the smoke was coming from, hearing some weird jibberish as the sound of hooves came closer, only seeing what appears to be a zebra with a mohawk and gold rings on it`s legs, but no sign of whoever owns the hut. "Great first person I am near and whoever it is, is mad enough to give a makeover to a zebra." He thought as to his surprise he saw the zebra walk inside the hut, still hearing some weird jibberish thinking it must be some kind of song, but still no sign of the hut owner, he rose up from his crawling position to get a better look around hoping he doesn`t scare whoever is singing. "Whoever was talking is probably in here." He thought as he looked inside a window, only seeing what appeared to be the zebra talking and pouring some contents in a big cauldon. "Okay either I got brain damage or something weird is going on." He thought as he rolled his eyes at the obvious answer, before he begun backing away from the window, shaking his head unsure if what he saw was real. "Wonder if there`s a town full of horses too, heh that would just be madness." He thought to himself as he begun walking in the opposite direction from the zebra hut, walking for what felt like hours before he stopped at a small river, taking a look at his reflection in the water, seeing what appeared to be a small fin on his back, and what looked like a blonde mane. "Well hello sexy one, kinda looks like a dragon, wonder if I can breath fire." He thought as he opened his mouth and seeing long white fangs, running his tongue along the teeths and giving his reflection a big grin. "Seems i have horns too, must be the ones I tried to reach when i woke up, kinda gives me a demonic look, maybe Im a cross between a dragon and a demon? sure hope Im not some kind of slug" He thought as he raised up on his hind legs to get a better view of himself, only to clutch his head again and fall back on his stomach. "Argh why does my head hurt so much?" He growled to himself before shoving his head in the cold water. "Ah atleast the cold water helps a little." He thought as he pulled his head back up, and laying himself on his side propping his head on his forearms and looking out over the water. "Woof woof." "Woof woof you too......wait what?" He said as he turned his head spotting a small brown dog with a red scarf looking at him. "Oh hello little dog, are you lost too?" He asked as he sat up and held out a hand towards the dog, before remembering his new form and putting his hand back down on the ground. "Woof?" The dog said as it tilted its head as it looked at the strange creature. "So are you lost or can you find your way back?" He asked the little dog. "Arf aroo woof woof." "Would help if I could speak dog." He said looking at the little dog still wagging its tail at him. "Ruff." "Want to walk with me for a while?" He asked the dog. "Grufr." "Yeah I think so too, let us see if we can find our way out togheter." He said as he begun walking with the dog happily jumping around and wagging its tail. "Lovely forest don`t you think?" He said towards his new found little dog friend. "Rorf." "Love the scarf." He said after a moment of walking. "Did I really just compliment a dog?" He thought looking at the dog running next to him. "Hmm maybe there is a name tag or something on the dog." He thought sitting down on his hind legs to pick up the dog, getting a *woof?* from it, as he lift it up with his left hand. "Hmm there`s a name on the scarf, Winona....is that your name or the owner?" He asked the dog in his left hand, getting what he could swear was a nod as an answer from the dog. "Wait it also has Sweet Apple Acres stitched in, ah must be your home." He said with a smile. "Atleast have a name and a place to search for now, detetive, dectective, eh whatever work success." He thought still holding the dog in his hand. "Winooonaaa please come back!" A weak voice called out. "Is that your owner?" He asked the dog. "Wuff." "Winona please, Applejack will be furious." "Over here, I found your dog!!" He called out, turning his head towards where the voice was coming from, expecting to see a girl coming into view, instead a small yellow pegasus with a pink mane and tail walked into view, who froze up at the sight of of the big purple creature holding Winona in a clawed hand. "D-d-d-dragon?!" The little pegasus said as it begun to shiver violently. "Interesting ponies can talk in this land? world? wherever I am." He thought as he looked at the little pony. "Uh hello?" He said with a unsure smile as he put down the dog, and lowered his head towards the little pegasus who just stood there shivering, reaching out a hand to see if it was stil alive, only for it to whimper and fall over on its back with a goat sound. "Wow instant rigor mortis? and did it just sound like a goat?" He said taking the little pegasus in its hand and putting it against his ear. "Well atleast it got a heartbeat." He said turning towards the dog. "Well better take her with us." He said holding the pegasus in one arm as they begun walking towards the way it came from. Read and rate if you thumb it down please explain why so i can improve it.
Chapter 2 A dragon maybe?"Gah is there no end to this forest? we have been walking for hours and every time this pegasus wakes up, she sees me squeaks and fall unconcious again." He said towards his little dog friend with a sigh. "Woof?" Winona said laying her ears flat against her head. "Yeah I know it`s not your fault." He said as he sat down and put the unconcious pegasus down on the ground. "Urf rurf?" Winona barked and whimpered with a pleading look at the giant purple creature. "What? are you hungry?" He asked his little companion, getting an even more pleading look and more whimpers from it. "Sorry, Winona was it?" He asked getting a wagging tail as response. "But I don`t have any food on me, I am actually getting hungry myself." He said scratching his belly and looking around for anything eadible. "Hmm Winona how about you stay with the pegasus and I go around search for eh anything at all?" He asked the brown dog. "Woof." "Good girl, just I don`t know howl if you see a bear." He said patting the dog with a finger, before walking further into the woods. "Would help if i knew what this body could eat." He thought as he walked around picking up flowers and other food looking herbs. "Hmm maybe take some of it with me to the fainting pegasus, maybe i should try catch a bird or a rabbit for the dog." He thought as he crouched low to see if he could spot some animals at all, scratching his beard as he didn`t notice a single evidence of wildlife. "Guess I scared them all away, heh apparently a 5 meter tall purple horned dragon creature is not the most welcome sight anywhere." He thought as he sat down and leaned his back against a tree. "Wait if I am a dragon maybe I can breath fire?" He thought as he put down the collected herbs next to the tree, walking towards a small clearing and taking a look around. "Here it goes." He said taking a deep breath and letting out a huge roar echoing through the forest. "Hmm well not really a breath of fire, but atleast it was a pretty damn epic roar." He said with a smile before taking another deep breath and letting out another loud roar. "Oh wait, that was pretty stupid, the other ...ponies must have heard that one." He thought to himself before picking up the herbs and heading back to the yellow pegasus and the brown little dog. "Hope the pegasus didn`t hear the roars I made, would probably give it a heartattack." He thought with a smile as he begun walking. "Hmm would help if not every damn tree and stone looked the same." He thought as he walked past the sixth rock with the same patch of moss looking like a big smile, before it hit him. "I have been walking in circles?" He thought as he put his hand to his face with a loud sigh. "Wait i can try and call for the dog." He thought with a smile before it fell a little. "If I can only remember its name, Wilma? Wanda? crap." He thought closing his eyes and sitting down, hitting his head with his right hand trying to remember the right name. "Fine only one way to do this then, time to shout names at random." He thought as he begun walking again. "Hrm... Wilma!!.....Wanda!!!....Wilhelmina!!...............Winona!?" He shouted at the top of his lungs hoping atleast one of the names were correct. "Aroooo!!" He heard in response after a few seconds of silence. "Keep barking Winona!!" He shouted picking up the herbs again and begun to walk towards the noise. "Aroo!!" "That`s a good girl keep doing it!!" He shouted back with a smile. "Worf!!" "Rorf!" "Almost there Winona!" He shouted as he pushed some bushes out of the way and finally saw the little dog. "You are a life saver Winona, I am so glad you aren`t scared of my appearance and I never..... uh where is the pegasus?" He asked as he finally reached the little dog and looked around. "Woof." Winona barked as she walked away. "It is over here?" He asked as he walked after the dog. "Woof." Winona barked as she jumped up onto an overturned tree. "Okay, you lead me here now...." He begun before hearing small whimpers coming from the other side of the tree. Scratching his goateè with his other hand before leaning his head over the tree, only to spot the little yellow pegasus wedged between some branches. "W-Winona is that y-you?" He heard the little pegasus ask between her little whimpers. "Woof." "T-the monster didn`t get you? I am so unh relieved, b-but you have to get s-some help." The pegasus whimpered. "Guess she heard my roars then." He thought before grabbing the tree with both hands and slowly turning it towards him. Come on just a little more He thought to himself before shouting out a big. "Yes!" As he managed to roll the tree towards him with a loud cracking sound. "Eep!" The pegasus squeaked as she was still stuck on the branches as the tree was rolled over. "Eek! dragon p-please don`t eat me!" She squeaked closing her eyes and curling up into a small yellow and pink shivering ball. "Atleast she didn`t faint this time." He thought narrowing his eyes and frowning at the little pink and yellow ball. "Listen talking horse pony pegasus thingy, I wouldnt save you just to eat you, I couldve done it while you were unconcious, and for the record I am not a dragon, I think." He said making the little fur ball lift her head to look at the purple creature infront of her. "N-not a dragon?" She asked with a voice that was almost a whisper. "What? I only heard the word dragon and I don`t think I am one." He said raising an eyebrow at the little pegasus. "S-so you are not g-gonna eat me?" She asked staring wide eyed at the creature. "I think we have much to talk about little pegasus." He said as he laid down on the ground resting his head on his arms, getting an unsure nod from the little pegasus. "Woof." Winona barked as she sat down next to the pegasus. "Exactly." Vilefor said with a nod. Hope i do good so far lol 10 likes is a record for me, still has no idea where i am going with this story though.
Chapter 3 Vilefor"And that is everything that happened up until just now." He finished telling everything that happened to him with a sigh, skipping the parts about waking up in a an unknown body, since it would cause way to many questions. "Oh my, that must be so hard for you, to wake up all alone in the forest." The little pegasus said as she walked over to him to pet him on the head. "What are you doing?" He asked the little pegasus, as she begun petting him and stroking his mane of hair. "Sorry, you don`t like it?" She said pulling back her hoof and hiding a bit behind her mane. "H-hey dont worry about it, I just wasnt ready for it that`s all." He said petting his right hand on her back making her wince in pain. "Ups sorry, not really used to eh be near the more shall we say tiny creatures." He said with a apologetic smile towards the pegasus, making her stare wide eyed at his big and scary looking teeth. "Uhm are you okay?" He asked as the little pegasus swallowed loudly. "Y-yeah j-just...." She said swallowing again. "Y-your teeth a-are so big and uhm scary." She said as she begun backing away a bit to gain some distance from his mouth, only to bump into his arm. "Pegasus please, I already told you not to fear me, if I wanted to eat you I wouldn`t talk to you." He said making the little pegasus calm down and put a hoof to her chin. "Man she is just adorable." He thought as he watched the little pegasus thinking about what he just said. "W-well that makes sense, but still I don`t really know what you are mister uhm Purple?" The pegasus said with a raised eyebrow towards the creature. "Well that just made it sound like I am some kind of crime boss." He thought furrowing his eyebrows. "Oh just call me eh.......Vilefor?" He said with a shrug. "Amazing name, where the hell did i come up with that one?" He thought as he sat up on his back legs and scratched his neck. "Vilefor, i-it`s a nice name for a....uhm." She said waiting for him to fill her in with what he is for kind of creature. "Yes that`s right, Vilefor the Purple is my name, what is yours?" He said holding out a clawed hand towards the little pegasus, before looking down at his hand when he saw the little pegasus lifting a hoof with a unsure look on her face. "Eh nevermind about that, so what is your name pegasus and why do you have 3 butterflies tattooed to your eh bum?" He said lowering his hand on the ground again. "My name is Fluttershy and uhm it is called a cutiemark, everypony gets one when they find out what they are good at." She said turning her body to the side so he could get a better look on her cutiemark. "So you are good at....catching butterflies?" He asked stroking his goateè. "Uhm no, it`s taking care of animals." She said looking back towards Winona sleeping next to a nearby tree. "Okay... so what were you doing in this forest all alone, since well you don`t exactly look like the most courageous pony?" He asked with a big yawn. "W-well I was to get some medicinal herbs from Zecora, she is a zebra living in this forest, and well all my friends was busy so i asked if I could take Winona with me, but we got separated and uhm the rest you know." She said looking up towards Vilefor, before eyes widening when she saw the sky. "Oh no, it is almost night, we have to get out of here." She said as her entire body begun to shake. "Oh okay, you know the way out? i have kinda walked around this forest for hours." He said as he stood up on all four. "Really? it was well only 10 minutes of walking from where I saw you." She said as she nudged Winona with a hoof. "Ruff?" "It is time to head home Winona, uhm are you okay Vilefor?" She said as she turned back to him holding both hands to his head. "Yeah just fine just a bit of a headache and annoyance of walking in the wrong direction." He said shaking his head and walking over to Fluttershy. "So where do we go?" He asked as he looked around. "Well uhm I am not really sure, I think we need to go back to where we first met, so I know where we are." She said petting Winona on the head. "Why don`t you just fly above the trees, to see which way we should go?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "W-well it is getting kinda dark and uhm I am not the best flyer." She said lowering her head a bit. "Oh okay, well we better start walking then." He said as he begun walking, only to stop and look back at the quivering little pegasus. "You coming?" He asked the little pegasus. "Uhm c-can uhm I mean uhm is it okay if y-you could carry me? I-I would feel a-alot safer, if t-that`s okay with you that is." She said hiding behind her mane. "Sure, let me just help you up." He said putting his hand under the pegasus stomach. "Eep." Was all she said as she got picked up and placed on Vilefors back, hugging his neck with her forehooves. "Hold on tight so you don`t fall off." He said as he begun walking. "Woof." Winona barked as she walked next to him. "So where are you from?" Vilefor asked after a moment of walking. "P-Ponyville, c-can you walk a little slower?" She said hugging his neck as hard as she could. "Oh yeah sorry, so I take it Ponyville is full of ponies then?" He asked as he lowered his pace a bit. "Y-yeah it is, I have my cottage at the outskirts of the town." She said hugging his neck with closed eyes. "So what kind of-" He begun before doing a full stop as he heard some loud howling from somewhere close, and in turn making Fluttershy almost fly off his back from the sudden stop. "Uh you know animals, was that wolves that begun howling?" He asked as Winona whimpered and hide herself behind one of his legs. "I-I think those are Timberwolves, please t-take us away f-from here." She whimpered as she burried her face in his neck. "Will do." He said as picked up Winona and placing her on his back too. "Hold onto her and hold on tight." He said as Fluttershy put a hoof around Winona, taking a deep breath before he begun running on all four. "Arooooooooooo!!" He heard, turning his head towards the sound seeing atleast 7 wooden wolves running next to him. "What the hell?" He thought as he saw those weird creatures. "Grrrrowr!!" He heard some panting and growling from his other side. "Fluttershy this is bad! I need directions or we are done for!" He shouted back as he saw 2 wolves in front of him. "Fluttershy!! I need you to fly up and tell me which way to run!!" He said as he lowered his horns and bull rushed past the 2 wolves. "B-but!" She stammered still holding him close. "Please!" He shouted back as he punched another wolf out of the way. "I-I am to scared to f-fly!" She cried. "Fine lets do it this way then!" He said grabbing her and throwing her up in the air. "Eeeek!" Fluttershy screeched as she was thrown up in the air. "I am sorry but keep your eyes open!!" He said as he stopped and got ready to catch her. "T-that way!" She said pointing a hoof as he catched her. "Okay good, hold on!" He said as he placed her on his back again and begun running again. "This is not gonna end well, atleast i`m gonna die as a hero." He thought with a smile as he ran. hope you like a bit of action first time trying to write it lol
Chapter 5 Still sucks (now without macshy shipping)"You didnt answer mah question earlier about what to do with it, we cant keep it here since we need to fix the roof and well got apples to buck." The orange mare with a hat said, pointing a hoof towards the giant form of Vilefor on the floor. "Not really helping my self esteem being called IT all the time." He thought with a frown towards the two mares talking about him. "Well you have to keep it until Princess Celestia can help with this problem." The purple mare said taking a look towards the big hole in the roof. "Mmbmh." Vilefor grunted through his chained muzzle, trying to shift his position. "Whoa Twilight are yA sure we shouldn`t get any more chains?" The little dragon said as they watched the chains strain under the creatures strength. "Whoa nelly!" The orange mare said ducking as one of the chains holding his mid section broke and flew towards her. "Watch out Spike!" The purple pony apparently named Twilight shouted, as her horn lit up and made the little dragon light up in the same purple aura, pulling him towards her. "Quick rope him Big Mac!" The orange pony named Applejack shouted, as she begun swinging a lasso and aiming it towards Vilefors horns. "Well this went straight to shit." He thought as his horn got roped and begun getting pulled down towards the floor. "Mgmmhm." He mumbled through his chained muzzle, letting himself getting pulled down, mostly because of his back pain he got from the fall last night. "Ah think we got him!" Applejack said as she tied her rope to a large anvil nailed to the floor. "Good work Applejack, you too Big Mac." Twilight said stil holding Spike in her magic, forcing him behind her out of the creatures reach. "Eeyup." Big Mac said as he tied his rope to a wooden beam. "Did not expect it to be that strong." Twilight said as she let go of Spike, and walking over to Vilefors chained down form, looking him in the eyes before lowering her horn towards him. "Wait is she gonna use magic on me now?" He thought as he noticed the purple mares horn light up. "Mrhgmbmmmhh!" He shouted through his chained muzzle. "Damn these ponies." He thought as he heard the mare say "Hold it still I will try and put it to sleep." "Okay you heard her Big Mac, take the rope again and hold it down." Applejack said as she took the other rope in her mouth. "Okay I just hope this spell works on a creature this big, only tried it once on the Cake twins." Twilight said, making the apple siblings give each other a scared look. "Okay that`s it, I am not letting this horse use some experimental magic on me." He thought as he turned and stretched his head just a few centimeters from the purple mares surprised face, snorting as hard he could through his nose, making the purple mare stumble backwards in surprise. "Woah! you okay Twilight?" Spike said as he ran up to her and helped her stand up. "Y-yeah I`m okay." She said as she got up and backed up a bit from the creature. "Grrmrg" Vilefor growled as he begun shaking his head back and forth, making the apple sibling stagger, forcing them to let go of the ropes around his horns. "Whoa." Applejack said as she stumbled forward before letting go of her rope. "Don`t worry I got it!" Twilight shouted as she took hold of the ropes with her magic, getting an angry glare from Vilefor, who just gave them another snort as he laid his head down on the floor again, as Twilight used her magic to wrap him into a cocoon made out of potato sacks and ropes. "Fine just bring it to a close now damn ponies." He thought as he was completely wrapped up in ropes, chains and potato sacks. "Ah think that did it." Applejack said with a sigh. "Eeyup." Big Mac said as he walked up to it and put another rope around its muzzle. "Good work, not so tough now are you?" Spike said walking up to its head to poke it on the side of the head, getting a low annoyed growl in return, that was cut short by a big red hoof over its muzzle. "Ah said no." Big Mac said as he stared at Vilefor. "guess It`s logical breaking their barn and shit, but still why is he so mean?" He thought as he laid there looking up at the big red horse infront of him. "Uh Mac why don`t ya go get some apples or something for us?" Applejack said as she walked up next to him. "Ya sure sis? what if-." He begun before she cut him off. "It will be fine, look at it, it can`t move a millimetre and beside Twilight is here with me." She continued making Big Mac let out a sigh. "Okay then sis, just shout if it gets outta hoof." He said as he walked out of the barn, giving the purple creature a final glare before walking out of the barn. "So uhm what is up with Big Mac? never really seen him act like this before." Twilight asked after a moment of silence. "Guess this whole ordeal just brought out some bad memories." Applejack said scratching her neck with a hoof. "Bad memories?" Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow. "About our parents." The country mare said. "oh right, will he be okay? Twilight asked. "Well it will take time, but nothing we can`t handle." Applejack said with a smile. "Good to know, but if you need help i can let you borrow Spike a bit, right Spike?" Twilight said looking over at her little assistant. "Sure thing, as long as it gets me outside of the library and away from dusty old books." Spike said getting a chuckle from Applejack and a small frown from Twilight. "Really? did they just forget about me lying here?" Vilefor thought after listening for what felt like hours. *Groaaoorl* "Did it just growl at us again?" Twilight asked as they all three got startled by the sudden noise. "Eh I think it was its stomach growling." Spike said as he patted the creature on the muzzle. "Yes good boy, that`s it." He thought as he made his most pleading eyes towards the little dragon, while feeling a surprising urge to wag his big tail. "Oh uhm we can`t let it starve can we?" Twilight said looking over at Applejack. "What? ya want me to feed it apples?" Applejack said raising an eyebrow towards Twilight. "We have to take the chains from its muzzle then." Spike said tapping his claw on Vilefors muzzle. "Well it is kinda secure by now, so we should be able to let his mouth be free so he can eat." Twilight said stepping closer to the creature, making sure it was tied down and safe to approach, before levitating off the chains around its muzzle. "Now be nice and we will feed you." Twilight said as she put the chains down on the floor. "As you wish." He said with a smile at the mares surprised look. yay new chapter sorry it took so long but i had written myself into a corner, had to rewrite this chapter like 3 times before i said fuck it it will be like this now. and also noone has guessed where the name for him came from? and how is my writing skills so far? what needs to be improved and is it easy to follow what is happening? and the whole macshy is skipped since noone really liked it and it just felt rushed in
Chapter 6 It talks? (now with 20% more southern speaking Applejack"It can talk?" Spike said pointing at the purple creature. "I prefer HE." Vilefor said narrowing his eyes towards the little dragon. "Oh sorry, hrm he can talk?" Spike said with an apologetic smile, before pointing again towards the creature. "Yeah well, ponies can talk to." Vilefor said nodding his head towards the two ponies staring at him. "That is uncommon, where do you come from?" Twilight said as she sat down on her haunches and summoning a piece of paper and a quill. "........the forest?" Vilefor said trying to do a shrug through his makeshift straightjacket, while wondering where the paper and the quill came from. "Uhm do you have a name?" Twilight asked as she held her quill ready to attack the paper with her findings of this unknown creature. "uh yep, I go under the name Vilefor the Purple." He answered looking at the purple mare smiling to herself as she begun writing. "Interesting, is that a common name for your species?" She asked without looking up from the paper. "And while we are at it, what is your species called?" She continued as she looked up from the paper. "How would I know?" He thought before giving a smile towards the mare. "Eh yes, the name is fairly common along our species that is called eh..." He said with a nervous smile. "Never been a good liar, hope she falls for it." He thought noticing the mare writing again. "Ya don`t know yer species name?" Applejack asked as she walked closer. "Of course I do, it`s it eh it is just hard to translate it into eh pony." Vilefor said nodding his head. "Mhm interesting." Twilight said writing down her findings. "Uhm I guess there is no chance you can release me?" Vilefor asked looking at the small group, as he tried to shift his position inside the straightjacket made out of chains and potato sacks. "No can do, not after what happened to Fluttershy." Applejack said narrowing her eyes at Vilefor. "Well I tried to prevent her from falling from the roof, how is she anyway? I heard you talk about her, she had a minor concussion or something." Vilefor said scratching his chin on the floorboards. "Why do ya care? ya almost crushed her when ya fell." Applejack said pointing an accusing hoof towards Vilefor. "I only held her, you threw the lamp at me, I had to dodge it somehow." He said with a snort. "Well ya were holding Fluttershy in yer claws, ah had to do something!" Applejack said growling at Vilefor. "I was saving her!" Vilefor growled. "Ya almost killed her!" Applejack shouted. "I saved her damn life from those wooden wolves!" He growled trying to waggle himself free. "Ooookay easy now time out, both behave now." Spike said stepping between Vilefor and Applejack, making everyone in the barn raise their eyebrows at him. "What? someone had to be the grown up around here." Spike said making both the mares and Vilefor look at each other. "Fine, hate to admit it, but the lizard is right, it was rude of me to shout at you." Vilefor said with a small frown. "Yeah ahm sorry, but ya have to understand Fluttershy is a good friend of ours, and well i am sure ya understand." Applejack said scratching her neck with a hoof. "That was very good of you both, great work Spike, quick thinking, can`t wait to write a friendship report about this." Twilight said smiling at the little dragon. "Friendship report?" Vilefor thought raising an eyebrow. "Heh of course, I am your number one assisstant right?" Spike said with a proud smile. "Of course Spike, now Vilefor why don`t you tell us about last night?" Twilight said with the quill at the ready for another go. "Very well, from the moment I met Fluttershy to well crashing through your roof." He begun with a sigh. 10 minutes later. "Aaaand that is when I fell through the roof, now can I please have something to eat?" Vilefor said as his stomach growled again. "Wow so you are a hero then?" Spike said as Vilefor finished his story ( leaving out the part about waking up in an unknown body.) "That I am." Vilefor said with a big smile, which made the others swallow loudly as they got a good view of his razor sharp teeth. "So can you let me go?" Vilefor said with a frown as he saw the reaction from them. "Well ah don`t trust ya, ah prefer to have ya tied up until Fluttershy can confirm yer story, what do ya say Twi?" Applejack said looking over at Twilight furiously writing down his story. "Uhm Twi?" Applejack asked again, getting no response from her. "And there we go, now what were you saying Applejack?" Twilight said as she let go of the quill. "Ah said we keep him here until Fluttershy can confirm his story." Applejack said again pointing a hoof towards Vilefor. "Oh, is that okay with you Vilefor?" Twilight asked putting her paper away. "Bah fine, only if I get something to eat." He said narrowing his eyes towards Applejack. "We are feeding him now?" Big Mac said as he stood at the doors of the barn, making all of them jump in surprise. "Big Mac how long have ya been standing there?" Applejack said looking at him in surprise. "Since he told about the part of him meeting Fluttershy." Big Mac said as he picked up a small tray with 3 pies on it. "Guess Ah go get a cart of apples, or two." Big Mac said nodding his head towards Vilefor, looking at his huge size, as he put the pies down. "You eat apples?" Twilight said grabbing the quill again. "Uhm guess so, why are you so excited about this?" Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the purple mare smiling to herself, as she begun writing again. "Oh it is just the most incredible find ever! an unknown creature never written about!" Twilight said giggling like a school filly, making Vilefor swallow loudly. "Okay that isn`t creepy at all." He thought with a frown looking at Twilight. "Uhm Twilight you know he is a talking and thinking creature right? almost at pony intelligence." Spike said pointing at Vilefor, getting an angry glare at the mention of almost pony intelligence. "Is everyone in this world just a douche or do i have the worst luck ever?" He thought as he looked over at the big stallion with pleading eyes. "Ah right the apples, be right back." Big Mac said as he walked out of the barn again. "Uhm Twilight is it okay we do all these uhm tests after I get free? it feels kinda creepy right now, being in a straightjacket and answering random questions." Vilefor said making Twilight put down her quill with a sigh. "Fine, but you have to promise me you will answer all my questions, okay?" Twilight said as she levitated her pie towards her. "Sure thing, but only if you answer all my questions later." Vilefor said smiling towards the purple mare. yay new chapter i am your god lol, is it going to fast or to slow? and before you start complaining about where Celestia is she will appear personally in next chapter. and do they feel out of character or am i doing them right?
Chapter 7 Guy talk"Wow look at him go, is this cart number 3 or 4?" Spike said as they looked at Vilefor shoving his head into the applecart Big Mac had brought him. "Uhm ah think it`s number 6 actually, this is gonna be expensive for us." Applejack said as she took off her hat and draggged a hoof over her forehead. "Buuuuuurrrrp!!" Vilefor suddenly burped loud enough to make the three ponies and the little dragon jump in surprise. "Aaah that was good, those apples was awsome." Vilefor said with a smile licking his lips with a long tongue. "Yep best the Apple family has to offer." Applejack said with a smile as Big Mac pulled away the empty apple cart. "Meh they served their purpose, Vilefor is full and everyone is happy." He said with a smile as he turned over on his side. "Soo what do we do now?" Vilefor asked as he watched the two mares look at each other. "Well we could check how Fluttershy is doing." Twilight suggested getting nods from Spike and Applejack. "What about me then?" Vilefor said as the trio got up and begun walking to the door. "Well ya will be staying here." Applejack said. "All by myself?" Vilefor asked not believing that they would leave him alone in the barn. "Of course not." Twilight said as they walked out the door. "Big Mac will be keeping you company." Spike said as they exited the barn. "W-wait, no come back!" Vilefor shouted after them. "Great, wonder how long i have to be with grumpy." Vilefor thought with a sigh. 10 minutes later "Hope he comes back soon." He thought after laying there in silence for what felt like forever. Another 10 minutes later "Aw come on, did he fall asleep somewhere?" He thought as he tried to turn over to his back, sighing loudly as he felt the boredom becoming unbearable. *Knock knock* "Uhm come in?" He said trying to turn around to see the door. "Is it true?" The big red stallion said as he entered the barn, sitting himself down infront of Vilefor. "Is what true?" Vilefor asked with a raised eyebrow. "What ya said." The big stallion continued. "I say alot of things and most of it don`t make sense, so you have to be a bit more specific." Vilefor said with an annoyed frown towards the big stallion. "About actually helping Fluttershy." Big Mac said with a stern look on his face. "Oh what about it, I mean her?" Vilefor asked seeing Big Mac shift uncomfortable where he sat. "Did you really save her from those timberwolves?" He asked looking Vilefor in the eyes. "Yes, you know you could just ask her yourself." Vilefor said not sure where the stallion was going with this. "I-I just wanted to give ya an apology for ma actions, ya just brought back some buried memories." Big Mac said as he hung his head. "Eh no problem, I kinda overheard the girls talking about parents." Vilefor said feeling a bit creeped out at the sudden change of his behaviour. "Oh.........did they tell ya bout them?" Big Mac said with a sigh. "Not really just heard your sister telling the nerd why you acted all violent and tense." Vilefor said. "Ah prefer if ya call her Twilight or miss Sparkle." Big Mac said. "Mhm will try and remember it." Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the big stallion. This got an extensive deletion since it was alot bout fluttermac in it Did i say you would see celestia in this chapter? well i lied. Once again i got angry at rewriting this damn chapter like 5 times before settling on the bro way or whatever to call it. well next chapter might take some time or maybe not it entirely depends if i find something to watch on youtube while i write lol, so far i just used up all of pewdiepies videos.
Chapter 8 Freedom"Hello boys we are back!" Applejack shouted as she and Twilight entered the barn, making both Vilefor and Big Mac jump in surprise. "So have you become friends?" Twilight asked with a smile, as she saw Big Mac sitting down infront of Vilefor. "Uhm pretty much, so how was Fluttershy?" Vilefor asked as the girls sat down beside Big Mac, to look at the big purple creature. "Well it turns out ya were right, so eh ah guess we owe ya an apology, for tying you up and well breaking yer back fin." Applejack said with a nervous smile towards him. "My back what?" Vilefor said trying to turn his head around. "Uhm let me help you out of the ...straightjacket." Twilight said as she lit up her horn, levitating the chains and potatosacks off of him. "Ah yes freedom!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, do you smell it?" Vilefor said as he stretched out his limbs like a cat, getting confused looks from the ponies, who begun snffing the air, before looking at each other with raised eyebrows. "Uhm smell what?" Twilight asked looking at Vilefor like he was crazy. "Freedom my little horsie." He said with a smile as he picked her up in his hands and held her close to his face. "Eek!" she squealed out in fright as she got picked up and held close to his big teeth. "Uhm Vilefor, don`t do that." Big Mac said looking at the struggling form of Twilight in his hands. "Eh? oh heh sorry, just felt so good to be trusted." Vilefor said with a apologetic smile as he put down Twilight and patted her on the head with his hand, making her legs give out and forcing her on her stomach with a *oof*. "Twi ya okay?" Applejack asked giving her a helping hoof and giving Vilefor an angry glare. "Uhm well now that the trust part is done.....what happens next?" Vilefor asked as he sat down on his back legs and crossed his arms over his chest. "Well now the research starts." Twilight said with a grunt as she got back up on her legs. "What now? it is almost night." Vilefor said pointing towards the setting sun he could see past the barn doors. "Not tonight! I meant we start tomorrow, sharing info like we agreed, right?" Twilight said looking up at Vilefors face. "Oh yeah we did, didn`t we?" Vilefor said looking at the other two ponies. "Eeyup." Both Applejack and Big Mac said in unison. "Wait where is Spike?" Vilefor said as he looked over the ponies in the room. "Oh I left him at the library to make supper, while i went over to release you." Twilight said as she looked at Vilefor stroking his beard. "Ah okay.... where should I sleep?" Vilefor asked with a yawn. "Well umm why not in the barn? so I know where you are." Twilight suggested, ignoring Applejack frowning at the suggestion. "Well ah think he should stay here." Big Mac said making Applejack turn her frown towards him instead. "Fine he still has to work off his debt." Applejack said with a sigh. "Wait debt?" Vilefor said as he laid down on his stomach, getting his head at the same level as Applejacks. "Yes ya broke our roof, ya pay it off." Applejack said narrowing her eyes at Vilefor. "That`s not fair ya made me break the roof." Vilefor said pointing a finger towards Applejack. "Eh maybe its best this way Vilefor, ya dont want to see her angry and we could use some help around the farm." Big Mac said putting a hoof on Vilefors finger to lower it. "Fine might learn a little from it." Vilefor said with a sigh as he laid down on his side and rested his head on his hands. "So this is goodnight then? will we start with working off the debt or Twilights research?" Vilefor asked with a yawn. "Well can I start with him tomorrow?" Twilight asked leaning close to Applejack giving her the same look she has when she finds a new book. "Well sure, but don`t make him to tired or scare him away before he can pay off his debt." Applejack said with a sigh. "And there they go again, like i am some kind of pet for them." Vilefor thought as he stopped listening to the two mares, as they kept talking for what felt like an hour. "Well I better head back to the library, see you tomorrow Vilefor ooh it is going to be so incredible." Twilight said with a giggle before heading through the barn door. "Well ah guess it is goodnight for us too, we have trees to buck tomorrow." Applejack said as she to walked out of the barn. "G`night Vilefor." Big Mac said wih a nod as he closed the barn door after him, leaving Vilefor to lay down on a makeshift bed made out of piles of hay. "Likewise." Vilefor said as he laid down. "Wait what did they say earlier about my back fin?" He thought as he laid in the darkness. okay probably the last chapter in a long while, hope you like it, next chapter toooooo many questions from twilight
Chapter 9 Quills and measurements"Oh no." Vilefor said as he saw Twilight enter the barn with a huge grin and an even bigger pile of parchments and what looked like a bucket of ink. "Aw come on Vilefor, this will be fun!" She said as she sat down infront of him, still with that big grin on her face. "Fine just launch your first barrage of random questions, so we can be done with this." Vilefor said with a sigh as he laid down infront of the mare. "Okay so many questions, where should I start?" She said mostly to herself as she pulled the stack of parchments closer. "Well what do you want to know?" Vilefor asked with a bored sigh. "EVERYTHING!!" She screamed out, before putting a hoof over her mouth with a big blush on her cheeks. "Well ....that narrows it down." Vilefor said holding a hand over his chest, taking a deep breath to calm himself down. "Never thought i would get scared by a horse." He thought as he felt his heart beggining to calm down again. "Ehehe sorry, uhm how about I take some measures and well do some tests on your body?" She said holding a long measuring tape infront of her. "Uhm what for?" He said looking at the weird little pony fidgeting her hooves where she sat. "Well you are a one of a kind unknown creature, none of my books says anything at all about a creature of your kind." She said as she got up and walked over to him. "There they go off with calling me a creature again, well guess there`s nothing else to call someone looking like a huge behemoth of a creature." He thought looking down at himself, before returning his attention towards the pony. "Eh can I measure your horns first?" She said pointing a hoof towards his big horns. "Sure can you measure from there or do you want to stand on my head?" He said holding out a hand to help the pony up on his back. "Well since you asked sure." She said as she walked over to his outstretched hand, feeling a bit nervous as his hand closed on on her and placing her on his back. "Okay now just be still while I measure your horns." She said as she carefully walked over his back to get to his head. "Mhm." Vilefor said frowning as he felt her hooves walk over him. "Okay lets se here.....wow 1.54 meters and in perfect condition, you haven`t used your horns at all?" She said as she stood with a hoof on his muzzle leaning herself as much forward she could. "Well no, I only used my hands and big tail, oh yeah I almost forgot how does my back fin look? since I know it is in bad shape but will it you know...heal?" He said pointing a finger at his back. "And while we are at it will my bite wounds heal too?" He continued as he turned his head to look at his tail, only to hear a frightened squeak and a thud as a small body hit the floorboards. "Ow." "Oh ehe woops sorry, forgot you stood on my head." Vilefor said as he turned his head infront of him to look at the little purple heap on the floor. "You okay?" He said poking the little horse with a finger. "Yes I think so." She said as she got up on her hooves again. "Well atleast got the measurments." She said as she wobbled over to the parchments and begun writing it down. "Soo about my questions?" He said after watching Twilight write down her findings. "Hmm? oh yeah the fin should be okay and the bite marks on your tail wasn`t really deep." She said as she put the papers down. "That is good, by the way where is your little lizard?" Vilefor asked as he looked around the barn. "Oh Spike? he is with Rarity she needed his help with something." She said as she levitated her measuring tape again, walking with unsteady legs towards Vilefor. "Whos Rarity? and eh shouldnt you lay down for a moment? you look kinda unsteady." Vilefor asked as she walked up to his arm. "Oh yeah sorry, Rarity is a friend of mine and don`t worry I am perfectly fine, can you stretch out your arm?" She said as she held out her measuring tape against his arm. "Okay." Vilefor said raising an eyebrow as he stretched out his arm. "Hmm sharp claws....massive arms..." She kept saying as she was going over the arm taking measurments, checking the hand and the sharp claws. "Umm how much longer is this gonna take?" Vilefor asked after what felt like forever, turning his head towards the slightly dizzy mare measuring his tail. "2.93 meters long....about 15 kilogram....huh you said something?" Twilight said as she turned her eyes towards Vilefors face, noticing his bored expression. "Oh no nothing, just hurry up will you?" Vilefor said with a sigh. "Mhm... okay now a blood sample." Twilight said as she put down the measuring tape on the floor and summoning a big syringe, holding it infront of her with a smile. "Like hell you are!" Vilefor said as he saw the syringe, quickly getting up on his legs and backing away from it. "Come on it will barely hurt." She said walking closer to him with the syringe levitating infront of her. "You never said anything about needles!" Vilefor growled as he backed up into a corner. "Dont be such a baby, its just a little needle." Twilight said wagging the syringe infront of her with a michievous smile. "I`m not a baby!! and stop waving that syringe around!!" Vilefor screeched before clasping his mouth with his hands, as he noticed he just screeched in the shrillest voice he could do. "W-what was that?" Twilight said rubbing a hoof over her ears from the shrill scream from Vilefor. "I-it was....a manly...scream?" Vilefor said with an embarassed frown. "I am sorry what?! I can`t hear anything, my ears are still ringing!" Twilight said rubbing her ears again. "Nothing." Vilefor said with a sigh, glad that the mad unicorn dropped the syringe. "I did not know you could scream that loud Vilefor, I mean you usually have a dark and growling tone to your voice but to be able to scream like a banshee." Twilight said as the ringing in her ears finally stopped. "Well you could`ve warned me about your blood fetish." Vilefor said crossing his arms over his chest with an angry frown. "What! I don`t have a blood fetish it was just a regular syringe!" Twilight said narrowing her eyes at the big purple creature. "Whatever horse, I do not like pointy things, so don`t ever EVER I repeat EEEEVEEER try that again." He said pointing a clawed finger at Twilight. "Okay, you could`ve just said you were scared of a little needle, instead of going all crazy about it." Twilight said picking up the syringe with her magic and putting it away, ignoring the angry glare from Vilefor. "I am not-" Vilefor began before both stopped, as they heard the sounds of hooves coming closer. "Whats all the screaminohmydearestCelestiaeternalgodessforeveristhat?!!!" A young brown stallion with 3 horseshoes as a cutiemark, screamed as he entered the barn and spotted Twilight standing infront of a giant purple dragon creature. "Well ....shit." Vilefor said as both he and Twilight just stared at the newcomer. "Okay Caramel, I know how this looks bu-" Twilight begun before Caramel threw his saddlebags as hard as he could in Vilefors face and making a dash towards a surprised Twilight, diving under her and lifting her up on his back and running as fast as he could through the barn doors. "What the hell? Twilight wha-" Vilefor said as he pulled off the saddlebags from his face, only to notice Twilight on the back of a brown pony running at top speed away from the barn. "What! he.....he stole my little pony!!" Vilefor growled before he begun chasing after the kidnapper. Horah the fuck rah i give you this chapter a week early for shits and giggles, soon the chapters will be flowing again. And for other shits and giggling or just shits if you want, the eh ?quiz? where i got Vilefor the Purple from if you can answer it umm i dont know the first to answer can have a request i guess for an upcoming chapter
Chapter 10 A Derpy dayPonyville a few minutes after the ponynapping. "Man it`s so hot today." Lyra said as she laid back on the usual bench in the park. "Yeah Celestia sure overdid herself today.... do you hear screaming?" Bonbon said as she sat up.. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!" A brown and purple blur screamed as it flew over their bench. "Was that a human?" Lyra said as she blinked a few times. "You think everything is a human, i swear-" Bonbon said before noticing the ground shaking, turning her head towards where the sounds was eminating from, her jaw dropping as a huge purple creature jumped over them and running after the brown and purple blur. "Raaaaagh!" Vilefor growled as he ran after the brown pony. This is ridiculous, how can it run so fast and with another pony on it? Vilefor thought as he kept running with his tongue hanging out. "Ooh you`re fast." A female voice said, making Vilefor turn his head towards his back, only to see a pink ponys face smiling back at him. "W-what the hell?" Vilefor said as he kept running, confused how and where the pony came from. "Hi i`m Pinkie Pie and you are about to run into Carousel boutique." The pony apparently named Pinkie said pointing a hoof forward. "Eh?" Vilefor said as he turned his head towards the way she was pointing. Man i hate these ponies. Vilefor thought as he dug his claws in the ground to try and stop himself, only for the claws to get stuck on the cobblestones making him tumble face first into the boutique, while at the same time launching Pinkie into the air, with a loud *yelp*. "Grrmrmbrgl." Was all Vilefor said as he pulled out his front arms and head from the rubble, pulling with him numerous expensive looking fabrics and a small white unicorn holding onto one of his horns. "Oh Celestia!" "Dragon!" "Beast!" "A demon!!" "It got Sweetie Belle!!" I got a what? Vilefor thought as he ripped the fabrics away from his face, and sitting down on his back legs, noticing a wide eyed little white unicorn hanging onto his horn. Oh well shit, guess that is a Sweetie Belle. Vilefor thought as he tried to angle his horns to prevent the little pony from falling off. "It`s trying to eat her!!" "We are all doomed!" "Muffin." "I`m not trying to eat it! i am trying to prevent it from falling! and who the hell said muffin?" Vilefor shouted back as he tried to reach the little filly holding onto his horn. "It can talk!" "Call the guards!!" "Call the wonderbolts!" "Panic everybody panic!" Several ponies screamed as they ran in random directions, except one lone grey wall eyed pegasus, who was oblivious to everything else, was happily chewing on a muffin with closed eyes and a happy smile. "Wait don`t gah........" Vilefor said before hanging his head with a heavy sigh. "Eep." "Ups sorry." Vilefor said as he noticed the little unicorn almost falling off. "Eh you wanna get off?" He asked the unicorn, getting a series of quick nods from it, as it kept staring into his eyes. "Okay then, there you go." Vilefor said as he laid down on the ground and let it get off his horn, swallowing loudly as it got down on its little hooves, shaking slightly as it wobbled slowly away. "*Sigh* you want to panic too?" He asked as he turned around and looked at the grey pegasus. "Eeeeh nope." The grey pegasus said after thinking about it for a second. "Riiiight.............so what are you eating?" Vilefor asked the weird wall eyed pegasus. "Carrot muffin, want one?" The pegasus said, digging her head into her brown bag and pulling out another muffin towards Vilefor. "....Thanks?" Vilefor said as he took the muffin in his claws and sat down next to the smiling pegasus. "You are purple and big." She said as she took another bite from her muffin. "Well you are grey and small." Vilefor countered as he swallowed the muffin. "Heh guess youre right, im Ditzy Doo but everyone else call me Derpy." She said holding out a hoof towards Vilefor. "Vilefor." He said shaking the pegasus hoof with his finger. "I never seen you before, are you new in Ponyville?" Ditzy asked as she looked up at the big purple creature. "Uhm yes just arrived yesterday." Vilefor said looking back at the weird pegasus. Weird feels like i`m forgetting something. He thought as he stroked his chin. "Aww out of muffins, well time to head home." Ditzy said as she looked inside the bag, sighing a bit before closing it and standing up. "Wanna come?" She said as she looked up at the creature again. "Sure why not." Vilefor said after looking around himself. This is to weird to let it pass. He thought as he followed the grey pegasus. "So what brings you to Ponyville?" Ditzy asked after a while of walking in silence. "Oh uh i don´t really remember." Vilefor said scratching his head as he walked. "Oh don`t feel bad, it happens to me all the time." Ditzy said as she flew up and patted him on the head. "You are a weird pegasi, you know that?" Vilefor said as ditzy landed in a heap. "Yup, oh we are here." Ditzy said with a giggle as she got up again and pointed a hoof to a small house, with a big back yard at the edge of Ponyville. "Oh you got a nice house Ditzy, but i think it`s a bit to small for me." Vilefor said as he lowered his head to look in through a window. "Oh i think you are right........how about lunch in the backyard?" Ditzy said as her eyes aligned to look between Vilefor and her house. "Eh that works, what will we have?" Vilefor asked as they both walked around the house. ".......i don`t know." Ditzy said staring forward before furrowing her eyebrows. "Ah its no rush, i dont really have anywhere to be." Vilefor said. Except there was something i was supposed to do, damn my brain seriously damn it hard. Vilefor thought as he laid down on the grass. yes i know i went the muffin loving Ditzy but frankly my fans i dont give a damn, man it was hard to continue this story from last chapter lol, and yes in my story Twilight dont teleport from the back off Caramel deal with it.
Chapter 11 Ruining The Young"This is Dinky and this is Sparkler, best daughters a mother can have." Dinky said hugging Sparkler with her right hoof and Dinky with the other, both looking at the giant purple thing with wide eyes. "Uhm hi?" Vilefor said as he lay on his stomach on the grass and looked between Dinky and Sparkler. "Uh i couldn`t help to notice that Dinky looks alot like you, except being a unicorn, but Sparkler here looks nothing like you, how come?" Vilefor asked as he pointed a finger at the children. "Well uhm Dinky is mine and Sparkler here is adopted, but i still love her as my own." Ditzy said hugging both unblinking unicorns closer. "Ah ...so uh nice to meet you?" Vilefor said waving his hand infront of the mares faces. "Are they always like this? or did i make a bad first impression?" Vilefor asked scratching his neck. "Oh i guess you look kinda weird, girls don`t be rude! answer mr Vilefor here." Ditzy said shoving both of the girls forward. "Hi?" "Pleased to meet you?" Dinky and Sparkler said as they got shoved closer to the giant beast. "Thats better, girls why dont you get to know each other better, while i go and make something to eat." Ditzy said as she walked inside the house, leaving the two girls staring wide eyed at Vilefor as he yawned, displaying a frightening set of razor sharp teeths for the girls. "Oh apologies." Vilefor said as he covered his mouth with a hand. "Sooo i guess you two are going to school, eh are you doing alright? at the school i mean." Vilefor said scratching his neck watching the two girls just staring at him. "U-uh huh." Both girls said nodding without taking their eyes from Vilefor. "Good that`s good...... so what do you like to do?" Vilefor said pointing a finger at Dinky, who in turn only stared at the huge claw that could probably cut through her like a knife through butter. "I-i-i l-like to be with Pipsqueak, please don`t eat me." Dinky said barely above a whisper. "Eh? what?" Vilefor said putting a hand behind his ear and leaning closer to the little unicorn. "ShesaidshelikestobewithPipsqueakpleasedon`teatus!" Sparkler screamed hugging Dinky as hard as she could. "She what with a what and what? man everypony in this town is crazy." Vilefor said with a sigh. Really hope Ditzy comes back soon. Vilefor thought with a snort. "Yeeeee*huff*ee*huff*" "What now? can`t i ever get some rest?" Vilefor growled as he heard an exhausted scream, turning around and spotting a brown pony slowly walking past Ditzys house, with a familiar purple creature on his back with a bored expression. "Oh hello Twilight, wait Twilight?" Vilefor said waving a hand at Twilight. "Oh hello Vilefor." Twilight said not even looking up towards him. "Ah the d-d-dragon ah i uhn!" Caramel screamed before collapsing out of exhaustion. "Finally!" Twilight said as she got off Caramels back. "Good you are here, i was uh looking for you." Vilefor said with an embarassed cough, as he remembered what he was doing before scaring half of Ponyville, ruining numerous fabrics, crashing a house and being invited by Ditzy and apparently scaring her daughters senseless. "Yeah i can see that." Twilight said with a frown as she walked into the guarden. "Well i got invited for lunch or is it dinner? i can`t say no to food." Vilefor said pointing a claw at the 2 unicorns hugging each other. "You were gonna eat them?!" Twilight said making the 2 unicorns hug each other even tighter. "What? no are you mad? i can`t eat anything that talks back, it would give me a bigger headache than well icecream headache." Vilefor said with a frown. "Oh well it certainly looked like...well nevermind, so now we just have to get you back to the barn, before anypony notices you." Twilight said before giving a sigh as she saw the guilty look on Vilefors face. "Its to late isnt it?" "Well uh i kinda you know ran into town after you and eh rammed a boutique and well made the entire town panic." Vilefor said fiddling with his large fingers. "Unh you are i gah......okay i might have a solution, but lets do it after we eat okay?" Twilight said dragging a hoof over her face. "Can`t argue about that, hey right on time, what do we have?" Vilefor said as he saw Ditzy walking outside, carrying the biggest tray he ever seen. "Oh we got another dinner guest, hmm might need another go at the kitchen." Ditzy said as she put down the tray on a small table in the yard. Man i have no direction whatsoever in this story lol, and yes a short chapter i know but now i decided to write the next chapter until i got 50 thumbs up, mostly cuz i don`t have any idea how next chapter will be. while im at it uh is there any requests like meeting trixie or gilda? or just a random fight with a hydra in the future? and should i add anymore tags to this story? like comedy? or is my humor so shitty it doesnt deserve the tag lol.
Chapter 12 It been that long?"That was delicious, but we have to go now *burp* excuse me." Twilight said after finishing the big meal Ditzy had prepared. "*BURP* yep." Vilefor answered with a loud belch. "So how do we get you back to the farm without anypony notice us?" Twilight asked as she waved goodbye to Ditzy. "Hmm how about you put some ropes or something around my neck and claim you conquered me? ......that sounded better and less perverted in my head." He said as he watched Twilight walk out of the garden to see if the coast was clear and taking a quick look at Caramels sleeping form, before turning her head back towards Vilefor. "I suppose that might work and yes that sounded weird." She answered as she conjured a long chain to put around Vilefors neck and muzzle. "Is it to tight?" "Mmhmmm." Vilefor mumbled through his once again chained muzzle. "Good, now let us try and get back to Sweet Apple Acres and if you get spotted try and yank a bit at the chains, so it looks real okay?" The things i do for ponies. He thought as he let out a snort. "How long did we even stay at Ditzy?" She asked looking at the sun going down at the horizon. How would i know? and how would i answer? still it was only a few hours but it felt like a few months. He thought as he looked down on the little unicorn. "There he iiiiiss~." Vilefor suddenly heard from above, causing him to jerk his head upwards and flinging Twilight in the air with a shout. "Mmps smmy tmmlght." He mumbled as he looked down at the unicorn frowning at him, before turning his head upwards again, only to spot the pink mare from earlier being held in her forehooves by a grumpy looking blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail and a black eye. "Okay i believe you Pinkie." The rainbow pegasus said as she let Pinkie down on the ground. "Well i told you a giant horned purple pony eater was rampaging through town, why wouldn`t you believe me?" Pinkie said as she tilted her head at the pegasus. "Well you are Pinkie Pie." The pegasus said rubbing her eye. "Oh i guess that makes sense." Pinkie said happily skipping around Vilefor, who just sat there watching the weird pink mare jumping around him. "Uhm you girls aren`t scared of him?" Twilight asked as she pointed a hoof at Vilefor trying to keep his eyes on Pinkie. "Nopeseronies." Pinkie chirped as she tried to lift his tail and look under it. "Mmh! mhp mmr mmm mmmng wmm mmm mmil?" Vilefor mumbled through the chains as he took his tail in his hands to keep it away from the pink demon, altough he tried to growl( hey! what are you doing with my tail?). "Yeah Pinkie already said it talked and here you are dragging it along like a dog, so i guess there is no danger at all." The pegasus grumbled as she removed her hoof from the black eye. "Okay.... so what happened to your eye?" Twilight said as she walked closer to look at the eye. "Well Pinkie happened, i was just laying on a nice cloud snoozing, before some shouting woke me up and Pinkie laughing wildy as she flew like a a ..well she flew like me." "Oh and she flew right into you?" "Mmmh mmphy mmhr!" Vilefor mumbled as Pinkie suddenly appeared on his horns, causing both Twilight and Rainbow Dash to stop talking and look at the two. "Oooh how big, does this means you are magic? like unicorns? ooh like a double unicorn? oh oh a doublecorn, i think i call you Cuddles." Pinkie laughed jumping from horn to horn just dodging Vilefors atempts at swatting her away. "Yup." Rainbow said after turning back her attention towards Twilight. "Talk about unlucky, out of hundreds of clouds in the sky, she had to fly into yours." Twilight said summoning a small icebag to hold against the eye. "Thanks, sooo where were you going with it?" Rainbow asked as she took the icebag, sitting down on her haunches and pointing at Vilefor wildly swatting away trying to get hold of the laughing pink mare. "I was trying to get him back to Applejack, since he kinda rampaged through town and scared almost every single pony to death, but for some reason Ditzy was completly calm around him, even inviting him to dinner." Twilight said grabbing the chain again to prevent Vilefor from madly running around trying to crush Pinkie. "Awwww." "Well i am not really surprised, Ditzy has always been weird." Rainbow said just shaking her head. "Come Vilefor! stop playing around with Pinkie we have to get back to the barn." Twilight said as she tugged at the chains to get his attention, only getting a growl and an angry glare. "Now the safest route would be going through the forest and coming through the zap apple orchard, so we can reach Sweet Apple Acres." Twilight said using a small stick to draw on the ground her little plan. "Oh oh i know! gimme the stick!" Pinkie said jumping up and down next to Twilight. "Uhm okay." Twilight said hoofing over the stick to her. "Fwanks!" She said as she grabbed it in her mouth and began dragging it furiously over the little map, humming a happy tune before spitting away the stick. "Ta-da!" "........" "......." "Mmth hme mhkk?" Vilefor said as he saw what Pinkie had drawn on the ground. "You drew a Vilefor smiley? why? no wait nevermind, let`s just go through with the plan." Rainbow said throwing her hooves in the air with a sigh. "Yeah uhm Vilefor you ready to move?" Twilight asked looking up at him. "Mhm." He mumbled as he rolled his eyes. "Oh right we keep that on in case we get spotted, any questions?" Twilight asked looking at the other three, seeing Pinkie following Vilefors tail going back and forth where he sat. "Then lets do it." Here it finally is holy shit it got late i completly forgot about behemoth in equestria, i have been trying to write you know good and well made fics (none of them are up by the way) that and well i have like 7 different ideas for stories but i suck so much flobby white ass it takes fucking months to even begin. and yes this was kinda rushed as it took waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over a month since last chapter so i guess enjoy this chapter, oh and since i have no plans for this damn fic other than randomness what should vilefor be? a human? or a pony? or just a behemoth with amnesia?. oh and one of the fics i am trying to create i was a bit torn between making it a twilight evil magic fic where she opens the gates to tartarus or vampire twilight with crossover things from soul reaver and bloodlines.
13 Breaking Dash"Soooo what exactly is biggie here? he kinda looks like a mix between something purple and a dragon thingy." Rainbow Dash asked as she landed on Vilefors head, much to his annoyance. "Well, we haven`t exactly found anything out about him, my books have said nothing and i have been waiting for the pri-" Twilight said before stopping mid step. "Oh no the princess!! ohnononononono i completely forgot!! she was supposed to come by today!!" She said as she did a little dance on the spot as the panic set in. "Whoa that`s a nice dance Twilight, let me try it!" Pinkie said as she begun the same panic dance. "What the fuck are you doing?" Vilefor tried to say but it came out like. "Mmht mmh mmhk mrrr mmm mmng?" "Twilight calm down, remember what happened last time you panicked?" Rainbow said with a bored expression as she lazily poked Vilefors horn. "Yes, you are right, calm and collected, no panic, just stay calm and collected." Twilight said taking slow and steady breaths to calm herself. Well this is just great, a mentally instable unicorn who has contacts with the royalty is keeping me captured, sorta. Vilefor thought as he saw the unicorn combing down her mane with a hoof. "Awwww." Pinkie said as she noticed Twilight stopped dancing. Whatever, i keep walking, damned horses or is it ponies, what is the difference? Vilefor thought as he just shook his head and began walking again. "Hey big guy! where do you think you`re going?" Rainbow Dash said as she almost fell off when he begun walking. "Mmnmg, mmhm mm mmhm mmhng mmh mmng mnng?" He mumbled in response. Wait we are in the woods, far from any other ponies/horses, why the hell am i still wearing this chain? He thought as he grabbed hold of the chain and ripped it off without any effort. "Whoa there biggie." "Ah freedom of speech how i missed thee." Vilefor said with a deep breath. "Vilefor! what are you doing?" Twilight hissed as she saw the chain being thrown to the side. "I am moving my jaw, what the hell does it look like?" Vilefor growled before stroking his little beard. "Ooooh your voice is grumpy and angry like a dragon all graawrlrgh and braaaaghrblbrgl an- mpph!" Pinkie said before Rainbow Dash flew over and shoved her hoof in her mouth. "Hah!" Vilefor snorted as he saw Pinkies expression. "Yeah, this usually works with her, but i have to say you got an awsome voice Vilefor." Rainbow said as she removed her hoof from Pinkies mouth. "Yep, i am quite awsome." Vilefor answered with a smile. "Hey don`t get cocky." Dash said pointing her hoof at Vilefor. "Yeah that`s dashies job." Pinkie chirped, getting an angry glare from Dash. "Okay you had your fun now, come on lets hurry up, we can`t be late! Princess Celestia might be at Sweet Apple Acres any minute now!" Twilight said as she begun walking ahead of the group. "What`s up her ass?" Vilefor asked looking at Dashie. who only rolled her eyes in response. "There`s something up Twilights ass?!" Pinkie said with a gasp as she zipped over to Twilight. "AH!! Pinkie what are you doing!?" "The fu-?! hah!" Vilefor laughed as he saw the pink pony run over and lift Twilights tail in the air to get a better look. "Ahahaha that was awsome!! high hoof biggie!" Rainbow Dash laughed, holding out a hoof in the air, to which Vilefor just shrugedd and gave her a highfive with a little to much force in it, smacking her out of the air and into a nearby tree. "Wupps." "Pinkie! let go of my tail already!" "Eh Dashie? you okay?" Vilefor asked as he shoved in his hands into the branches, spreading them apart, spotting Dashie wedged betwen 2 branches, holding up one of her hooves. "Best high hoof ever, whoohoo! ow I think I hit my head." She said looking a bit dizzy, before letting the hoof fall down to her side again. "Would you hate me if I carried you?" Vilefor asked. "Yes." "To bad, I doubt you are able to fly in your condition, now be still Dashie." Vilefor said as he reached one hand into the branches to pull her out. "Guh you better not try and grope me." She said hanging limply as Vilefor reached for her. "Wouldn`t even dream about it." Vilefor answered. "Unmh i`m not good enough for you?" She mumbled. "Dashie how hard did you hit your head?" He asked. "............" "Dashie?" "............" "Crap, uh girls? i mean eh mares? I think I broke this one." Vilefor said holding out the rainbow pegasus towards the other two.
chapter 14 Lost?"What did you do to Rainbow Dash?!!" Twilight shouted as she saw the limp body of Dash in vilefors big purple hand. "Its not my fault! she asked for a high hoof and I be damned if I didnt give her the best high hoof in her rainbow maned life, and for that matter isn`t her name Dashie?" Vilefor said pointing towards the unconcious Dashie in his hand. "Well we have to give him some credit, I mean look at what he managed to do, Dashie has managed to crash into trees, rocks, mountainsides and who knows what else and here doublecorn just gives a high hoof and manages to knock her out." Pinkie said giving him a salute and a tap on the shoulder. "Thank you pink one, also how did you reach my shoulder?" "Pinkie don`t encourage him." Twilight said frowning at them both. "*Sigh* fine bad doublecorn, no! no! don`t high hoof ponies, aunt Pinkie is very dissapointed at you." Pinkie said slapping his other hand with every no. "W-well I didn`t mean for her to get hurt, and and w-well." Vilefor said slumping down a bit, lazily scratching the ground with a claw, before blinking a few times. "The hell am I doing? she asked for a high hoof I give high hoof, why should I feel bad for something someone wanted?" "Ahem somepony." Pinkie said as she trotted back towards Twilight. ".....right, so what do we do with dashie?" Vilefor said raising an eyebrow towards the mare, shaking his head and waving dashie around. "Stop waving her around! okay now she has probably a concussion, so put her on your back until we can reach Sweet Apple Acres okay? and Pinkie you get up there too." Twilight said pointing a hoof towards Dash, Pinkie and Vilefor. "Fine just use me like some kind of horse." Vilefor said as they begun to climb on top of him. "Hey wait, you getting on too?" He said as Twilight climbed up too. "Well somepony has to check on Rainbow Dash as we walk." Twilight said shaking her head. "Fine just get up so we can get this over with." He said with a sigh as the mares got comfortable on his back. "Hey your fin is kinda soft and hard at the same time, mind if we put Dashie on it?" Pinkie asked pushing on it with her hooves. "Suuure just do it so we get back to the farm." Vilefor said with a sigh. "Okie dokie." "Okay we are all sitting comfortable here, now lets move." Twilight said patting vilefor on the back. "Right I`m on it." Vilefor said as he stood up. "..........." "............." "............." "He`s not moving." Pinkie whispered as she leaned closer to Twilight. "I noticed, hey Vilefor why aren`t you moving?" Twilight said poking Vilefors head with a hoof. "Because you didn`t give me a direction." "Just head toward Sweet Apple Acres." "..............................nnnuungh." Vilefor sighed. "What?" "I know the damn target, but which direction do we, I mean I go?" He growled. "Oh that`s easy, we just head...towards.........." Twilight said looking around where they were, before hanging her head in defeat. "We are lost aren`t we?" Vilefor asked, getting only a frustated sigh in response. "How could we loose track of where we were if we barely moved?" Vilefor said as he looked around where he stood. "Why not look for footprints? you probably left some big ones." Twilight said pointing behind Vilefor. "Really? why didn`t I think about that?" Vilefor said turning around and bringing his head close to the ground. "Do you see anything?" Twilight asked as she got up on his head to get a better look. "Well I can see someone standing on my head." He said looking up at Twilights face. "Concentrate Vilefor." "Fine, no I don`t see any tracks at all, like we never walked here at all." Vilefor said feeling around on the ground with a big hand. "That`s weird." "You don`t say?" "Do you have to be that way?" Twilight said frowning at Vilefor. "Nope, and why is the pink one so quiet?" Vilefor asked as he tried to turn his head so he could see all 3 ponies on his back. "Zzzzzzzzz gumdrops and icecream zzzzzz." "Ah..............so what do we do now?" He asked as he looked up at Twilight. "Well i could try a compass spell." "Good you get on that while I take a nap." Vilefor said yawning and laying himself down on his stomach.
chapter 15 Good news"C'mon wake up already!!" Twilight shouted, pushing her hooves as hard as she could into Vilefors massive side. "Viley wiley wakey wakey!" Pinkie Pie shouted, jumping up and down on his back. "Nnh can't hear you sleeping." Vilefor answered, reaching his arm behind him and picking up the bouncing annoyance and putting her on the ground instead. "Aww how cute, he's sleeptalking and sleep carrying." Pinkie said, petting him on the head. "He is not! he is just lazy! get up! come on I know the way now!" Twilight growled, as she kept pushing him harder in the side. "Why do I have to follow?" Vilefor said, lifting himself up slightly and moving himself a bit away before laying himself down again, causing Twilight to fall forward as she did another push on his side. "Because you are the reason the princess is even here!!" Twilight growled, as she got up again. "Oh yeah....... just tell her where she can find me." Vilefor answered, with a wave of his hand without even raising his head or looking at her. "No!! you just don't tell the princess to come over! why did you become such a problem all of a sudden!!?" Twilight sighed, dragging her front hooves over her face in annoyance. "Please Spanky, I have always been a bother, remember the tests?" he said with a smile. "Yes and it's Sparkle." She said with a frown. "And I thought you were just clumsy." She continued with a small smile. "Hey...bah you're right, what is so special about me anyway?" He said, raising his head a bit before letting it back down. "Uhm guys?" "That is what we will know when we get to the princess!!" Twilight shouted, giving him a hard shove. "Oh right you have no records of any kind about my kind........... how much is it worth to you Spanky Sparkle?" He said, scratching his ear. "Guys?" "Worth? we let you free!" She fumed, running around him and staring him into his eyes. "Oh yeah." He yawned, as he closed his eyes. "Don't close your eyes at me!" She said poking him on his nose. "Guys?" "I close my eyes at anyone I want and what is it pink one? I forgot your name uh Pinkerton?" He said, turning his head towards Pinkie, who just stood there staring up into the sky. "Uhm did princess Celestia said anything about bringing the entire army with her?" Pinkie asked, still looking straight up into the sky. "Uh no, why do you ask?" Twilight asked, confused as she turned her attention towards Pinkie. "Well I just saw alot of pegasi in royal fancy armor passing above us and I don't think I have the balloons or cakes for everypony." Pinkie said, putting a hoof to her chin. "Well that's not suspicious at all, you know what Spanky? I think after seeing that, I will go deeper into the forest maybe find a nice cave and just hide from the public eye, nice meeting you." Vilefor said, looking up seeing some more pegasi fly over them, swallowing loudly as he got up on all four. "Wait don't run away! it's probably just a misunderstanding!" Twilight shouted, as she grabbed onto his tail as he begun walking away. "Sure an army is a misunderstanding I'm sure of it, they won't skin me and make the princess a new dress and carve a new throne from my bones." He said, as he stopped and looked at Twilight hugging his tail as hard as she could, while digging her backhooves in the ground. "What?!! are you mad? the princess would never do anything like that." She said, shocked as she let go of his tail. "Then what is the army for?" He asked, lowering his head to pony levels and looking her in the eyes. "W-well I-I uh.... oh I get it! I sent the letter before any of us knew you could speak!!" Twilight said, scratching her neck nervously trying to find an answer. "That actually makes sense, but if this is a trap I will start raining meteors all over." He said, blinking a few times before pointing a big claw towards Twilight "What? that's a random thing to say." Twilight said, tilting her head to the side. "Oooh you can do that? that is sooooo coooool" Pinkie said bouncing up and down with excitement. "Not really, I mean I had it in my mind since I saved Fluttershy and all, but uh im not sure I can do magic." Vilefor answered, scratching his neck. "Aww don't be like that, you got big horns it makes you able to do magic right Twilight?" Pinkie said, smiling at her friend. "No and yes." Twilight answered. "So it's a maybe?" Vilefor interrupted. "No." "So it's a yes?" Pinkie said, before letting Twilight finish.. "No!" "My head hurts." Pinkie said, rubbing her head with her hooves. "And I'm confused." Vilefor said, scratching his head. "Gah can we take this discussion some other time? we need to get to the princess!!!" Twilight growled, with a tired sigh. "Gah fine I will! just stop yelling at me!! grmmbl both of you get up and Spanky point the way!" Vilefor growled back, laying himself down to let the ponies climb up. "Okie dokey." Pinkie said happily bouncing up on his back. "It's Sparkle and it is that way. now let's move!" Twilight said, as she climbed on top of his head and pointed a hoof at the direction of Sweet Apple Acres. "Alright! just remember if I get killed I am sooo gonna haunt you." Vilefor said, as he got up and began to sprint to where she was pointing.
chapter 16 Fine!"Are you sure they come in peace? I have never seen so many armored unicorns and pegasusesises in one place." He grumbled, pressing himself as low as he could at the edge of Sweet Apple Acres, much to the annoyance of Twilight who kept poking him in the neck. "Yes, they come in peace, now move it mister!" She snorted, giving him an especially hard poke. "Hey stop that! and quiet down or they will hear you." He growled, as he reached back, picking her up and holding her to his eyes. "Well, since you are to scared to move forward I guess I have to get them over here." She spat as they did a stare-off, only for both to jump in surprise (and dropping Twilight on the ground) as they heard a loud shrill whistle next to them. "Ooookay time out, back off you two." Pinkie Pie said, sporting a a cap and a whistle, holding out both her hooves as she walked in between them pushing them apart. "Are you insane? what if they heard you?" He whispered in panic, looking up seeing two guards looking around on the spot before shrugging. "Ow, can you please stop dropping me?" Twilight sighed, rubbing her bruised flank. "I make no promises." Vilefor grumbled, still keeping the guards in his sight. "Well can we move atleast?" "Yeah, even I think this has been a bit overplayed the last few times we had this conversation." Pinkie said flipping the cap away. "Fine, Twinkle lets do the thing you did earlier." "Get up on your back?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. "No the chain thingy, I would feel alot safer going towards an army in chains." "Are you sure? wouldnt that actually feel less safe?" "Well, there wouldn't be a chance to be attacked on sight if I were brought to the princess in chains." Vilefor explained. "Oooh hes smart." Pinkie exclaimed, leaning against him and pointing her hoof at his side. "Doubt it." Twilight muttered. "What was that?" Vilefor raised both his eyebrow and ear as he only heard some mumbling from Twilight. "Nothing, lets just do this." She said widening her stance, focusing her magic and conjuring a long chain, wrapping around Vilefors muzzle horns and neck. "Comfortable?" She smiled as he pulled a bit at the chains, getting a shake of the head as answer. "Good, now lets go, Pinkie get up on him and hold Dash steady." "Okiee dookey." Pinkie saluted, wiggling her rump and doing an impressively high jump onto Vilefors back. "Yeeha giddyup Silver i mean Purple." she wipped out a cowboyhat and sat down on his back. "Mmphh." "Okay, Vilefor you keep calm and dont yank the chain, Pinkie......you stay Pinkie." Twilight said, shaking her hed as she grabbed the chain. "Mmth mme mmukh?" ( take a guess.) Vilefor mumbled as he looked back at Pinkie on his back, somehow managed to put a saddle on him without him noticing. "It's best not to question it." Twilight shook her head, yanking the chain after her to make him move. "Mmhmmh?" "Sssh this is going great, so just keep calm and no sudden moves or sudden sounds." Twilight smiled as they got out of the woods, passing by multiple stunned guards who just stood there mouth agape staring at the giant purple creature, with a pink mare on top. "Just ride em slowly past the bovines 'tis goin great." Pinkie giggled putting on her thickest southern accent (and a straw to chew on), smiling and waving to all the guards they passed by towards the barn, where a very regal and tall white alicorn stood. "Mmhm mmph mmm mhmhmmm?" Vilefor mumbled ( is that the princess?) digging his claws in the grounds as he saw the massive armored stallions next to her. "Opff!" Twilight stumbled from the sudden stop, yanking it harder with an angry sigh. "Aw comeon dont chicken out now! we are so clooose." "Mhmhmmnmnmm!" He shook his head violently starting to back up. "Ahem Twilight let me handle this." Pinkie said jumping down and walking around standing next to Twilight and turning towards Vilefor. "Of course Viley here dont want to go to the safety of princess Celestia and instead want to fight through the entire Equestrian army instead silly." Patting him on his right hand, which made him space out for a moment and blink a few times. ".................." "................Well?" Twilight asked, holding the chain lightly in her hooves. "Mmnngh mmn mmmll." He mumbled ( fuck you all.) hanging his head in defeat and resuming his path towards the barn and the princess, ignoring the high hoof both mares gave each other.
Chapter 4 Well this sucks"How much longer!!" He shouted as he once again batted away a wolf going for his throat. "N-not far." Fluttershy whimpered as she tried to hold onto Vilefor and Winona without falling off. "Thank whatever god is watching over me for this body." He thought as he barely felt winded and out of breath, even though running through what felt the entire forest. "W-wait I see the end of the forest!" Fluttershy screamed in his ear. "I see it!" He roared back with a smile, only for it to be turned into a frown as he felt a sharp pain in his tail, taking a quick look back, he saw one of the wolves hanging onto it with its surprisingly sharp teeth for something being made of wood. "Augh!" He screamed as he begun whipping his tail around violently trying to get it off. "Hah!" He screamed as he did a 360 and used the combined velocity of running and doing a quick turn to send it flying over the trees. "Did you see that?! I did not think I could pull it off!" He shouted as they finally got out of the forest. "Aroooooo!!" "They are still after us?" He said as he took a quick look behind him seeing what looked like atleast a 6 other wolves coming out of the woods. "There! run towards those lights!" Fluttershy shouted crawling up on his head to point a hoof towards what looked like a barn. "Is that a barn? I can`t really see in this darkness!" He shouted as he ran towards the weak lights. "Y-yes it is my f-friend Applejacks, s-she knows how to scare away the Timberwolves!" Fluttershy shouted as they got closer to the barn. "Let us just hope she is home then!" He shouted as they reached the barn, with the Timberwolves closing in behind them. "I won`t let them bite my tail again." He thought as he rounded the barn with way to high speed making him slide onto his right side with a grunt. "Well that hurt like hell." He thought as he begun to get up on all four again, only to be jumped by 3 of the Timberwolves going for his throat, grabbing one of them by its tail and head and just twisting it apart, and swatting the other two off him with a snarl. "Oh my." He heard Fluttershy whimper as he managed to get up on all four, amazed they still managed to hold on without getting crushed when he fell over. "This isn`t gonna work, Fluttershy hold on tight now!" He shouted as he lept and grabbed the roof of the barn, pushing himself up as he felt another sharp pain in his tail, taking a quick look back as he heaved himself up onto the roof, seeing the other two wolves biting down with the rest of the wolves coming closer. "That`s it!!" He growled as he got up on the roof whipping his tail around so he could grab the other two with his hands, grabbing the first in his hands and squeezed, making another wooden tearing sound along with its whimpering, throwing it aside and grabbing the other and lifting it above his head and throwing it as hard as he could at the ground below. "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!" He roared as he threw the wolf on the ground below, taking a few deep breaths before he heard a sharp ringing from a bell nearby, making the rest of the wolves whimper and run back towards the forest. "What the hell?" He thought as he watched the wolves run back towards the woods, breathing a sigh of relief before noticing something yellow fall from his back, grabbing it in his hand before it hit the ground and looking at it. "Fluttershy?" He said as he sat near the edge of the barn roof and holding her little form in his hand. "Darn Timberwolves! what in tarnation were they doing here?" He heard a voice coming from nearby, spotting a lantern coming closer and not daring to make a move in the position he was atop the barn. "W-what in tarnation?" "Big Mac come over here!" He heard from below. "Oh they probably spotted the dead Timberwolves." He thought as he saw another lantern coming closer. "Three dead Timberwolves?" "Two of them dead by what looks brute force." He heard as he held his breath. "Rurf!" Winona barked from his back. "Shit." Was all he thought as one of the lanterns light up his face. "Aaah it`s a dragon!! and it got Fluttershy!!" He heard a female voice say, before seeing the lantern fly towards his face, narrowly dodging getting a black eye, rearing up on his hind legs and falling backwards on the roof. "This day just keeps getting better and better." He thought as he hit the roof, hearing the wooden beams holding up the roof break as he fell through it, hitting the ground with a loud *thud*. "I am pretty sure i broke something." He thought as he laid there, still holding Fluttershy in his hands. "Ah think ah got him, hurry and get Twilight!" He heard the female voice say, before drifiting off into unconciousness. "Ow my whole body hurts." He thought as he woke up, yawning big, only to realise he can`t open his mouth. "Mmhmrghmg mmmh?" He mumbled trying to get his mouth open. "Sis it`s awake!" He heard as he turned his eyes to where the sound came from, seeing a big red horse with a small frown narrowing its eyes at him. "Okay I go tell Twilight, keep an eye on it Big Mac." He heard a female voice say. "Mmrgh mbm?" He mumbled again looking down on his muzzle seeing it chained shut. "What the hell? is the rest.... yup it is." He thought as he turned his head to look over the rest of his body, seeing his arms and legs chained togheter to the floor, with only his head free, if you don`t count the chain around his muzzle and what looked like some big corks placed at the tips of his horns. "Did they really have to chain down my tail?" He thought as he laid his head back down with a sigh, staring back at the big red stallion infront of him. "Ahm watchin you." The big red stallion said as he narrowed his eyes towards Vilefor. "Great guarded by a horse now, wait where is Fluttershy?" He thought raising his head again to look around what appeared to be the barn he fell through, looking up towards the roof seeing almost the entire roof in pieces. "Heh what you get for attacking me." He thought with a smile, getting a few clumps of hay kicked in his face from the red stallion. "Grmmrh?" He growled through his chained muzzle. "Dont you try anything, its one thing breaking the Apple family property, another hurting mah sisters friend." He said narrowing his eyes with a frown. "Wait what? oh yeah Fluttershy said she was friend with applejack?" He thought raising an eyebrow towards the big stallion who only snorted at him. "And you are sure it is chained down good?" "Eeyup it`s tied down with all the ropes and chains Ah could find, plus Big Mac is watching it." He heard turning his head towards two mares entering the barn and what appeared to be a small dragon riding on top of one of them. "Wow it`s huge!" The little dragon said as it jumped down from the purple mares back, and walked over to him to poke him in the side with a claw, making Vilefor turn his head towards it and snorting as loud as he could making it jump back. "Step away from it Spike." He heard the purple mare say, making the little dragon run back over to her with a small frown. "So have ya found anything at all about it?" The orange mare with a hat asked. "Well no, my books about Everfree forest told me nothing about this kind of creature, but I sent a letter to the princess about it." The purple mare said walking around him, while writing on a paper. "Atleast got to try out my first aid books." The purple mare said with a smile as she prodded his bruises and cuts, making him growl towards the annoying mare poking his sore side, getting a hard slap on his muzzle by the red stallion. "No, bad....thing." The big stallion said. "Dont worry Big Mac, it cant do anything chained up, Lets see.... bandaging okay, bite marks cleaned and bandaged, looks good so far." The purple mare said as she finished with his checkup. "Well aint that nice, now what do we do about it? we cant keep it here forever." The orange mare said frowning at the big unknown creature. "Well as soon as the princess comes, we know what to do with it." The purple one said. "Oh I almost forgot, Fluttershy is fine now, only a small concussion so she will stay at the hospital to rest up until tomorrow, she was lucky she didn`t get crushed by this... creature." She continued. "Well atleast now i know Fluttershy is safe, well best to obey them for now." He thought as he laid his head back down on the barn floor. yay action continued hope i did good lol, forgot last time when his name was revealed, Vilefor the purple ........... one word is missing, guess and have fun, (tip it is from an old ps1 game.) and why the hate at the macshy couple lol i like that couple but still many people hate it so i dropped it
chapter 17 Enter celestia"Uhm Twilight how exactly shall we explain all this?" Pinkie asked, as they got closer and closer to the princess waiting at the barn. "What do you mean?" Twilight raised an eyebrow looking up at her. "Well with all the chaos and the running and the screaming and the giant purple creature that is so dangerous it actually caused Celestia to bring Equestrias whole army and just tell them he is actually friendly and the whole army is here in vain?" Pinkie said in one go, taking a deep breath before continuing, while getting a weird look from Vilefor. "Won't she be mad?" "I-i-i uh n-no she won't be mad for causing the entire army to get here.... will she?" Twilight stuttered, swallowing loudly and looking between Pinkie and Vilefor. "Well it smells alot of lesson zero here." Pinkie shrugged, (scratching the unconcious Dash behind her ear, making her twitch her legs like a sleeping dog) causing Twilight to do a complete stop and just stare forward towards princess Celestia. "Mmth?" Vilefor growled, as he felt the chain yank him a bit to the left, snorting as he did a tug causing Twilight to fall forward and loose grip on the chain with an "Eep" "It's getting loose!!!" Random Equestrian soldier number 2451 shouted, causing panic in the lines as they all begun rushing at Vilefor, who made a very girly scream (even through his muzzle.) and run towards the barn, (dropping both Pinkie and Rainbow Dash, the latter who managed to get caught by Twilight) jumping over a surprised Celestia and roll into the barn, or atleast that's what he would have done if he didn't get caught in a golden aura directly above Celestia. "Mmbmm?!" He mumbled, looking down at the big white alicorn looking him in the eyes. "Don't hurt him! he's friendly friendlyyyy!!" Twilight shouted squeezing past the Equestrian legion, who had all stopped in their tracks as they saw the giant purple creature get levitated by their princess. "Twilight Sparkle my faithfull student, i expect you have a really good reason to not annihilate this beast." Celestia said looking down at her student. "He is peacefull!! or well he is destructive but he's not evil!" Twilight stopped in front of Celestia, swallowing loudly as she pleaded for Vilefors life, looking back behind her seeing the entire Equestrian legion looking between her Celestia and the giant purple creature levitated above Celestia. "Maybe we should take this inside the barn." "Hmm I see what you mean, soldiers at ease do not enter unless either me or Twilight Sparkle calls for you!" Celestia ordered her soldiers who all gave a paniced salute and stood at attention. "Come Twilight, you have much explaining to do." "Mmnmnmm!?" Vilefor mumbled looking down at Celestia. "And you better stop growling or I make short work of you." Celestia narrowed her eyes at him, though it felt pretty much like staring down a volcano for Vilefor.
