A Horse Divided

by Shakespearicles

Once in a Blue Honeymoon

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"Watch in awe as The Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!" Trixie announced from outside. Twilight Sparkle thought that she had recognized the voice. There was no uncertainty now. Before Princess Cadance could open the door to let the azure unicorn inside, Twilight vaulted over the living room furniture, into the kitchen behind the breakfast bar. Shining Armor was left, stranded paralyzed on the couch, unsure of what to do. Cadance took a step back, opening the door completely.

"Trixie!? What are you doing here?" Shining asked, recognizing the trouble-making-mare as she strode confidently inside.

"Trixie was scheduled for a performance at this address this evening," Trixie said in her classic third-person bravado. She glanced at the clock on the wall above the mantel. "And she is perfectly punctual. Fitting, as she excels at all things!" Trixie used her magic to bring a small cart inside. Outside, Cadance could see Trixie's caravan, parked at the end of the walkway. A few other items of her remained outside the door. She paid them no heed. The real show was about to begin inside. She closed the door and joined her new husband on the couch. Trixie opened the large trunk on the cart, sorting through a few items, preparing a suitable area in the open space of the living room floor. Cadance looked around the room.

"Um, where's-" she asked Shining. She followed his pointed glance toward the kitchen. She looked and saw Twilight peeking out from behind the breakfast bar. Twilight caught her eyes and shook her head 'no'. Cadance nodded and put a hoof to her lips, agreeing to keep her presence a secret. For now.

Trixie began with a few simple acts. Some slight-of-hoof, conjuration, and other illusions. It quickly became clear to Cadance that Trixie had never had any real formal training in magic. Certainly not at any magic school, Celestia's for Gifted Unicorns or otherwise. Had she, Trixie would have known that most of what she was passing off as 'the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes' were fairly rudimentary. She looked at her husband, watching beside her.

His face was a strange, polarizing combination of foal-like enraptured wonder, interspersed with the cynical, suspicious glaring of a stallion wronged. The repeated shifting between the two certainly looked like a workout for his facial muscles. Trixie made a bouquet of flowers appear, seemingly, from nowhere. It was something that Shining had seen of her before. He was unimpressed. His expression settled into glower. Trixie presented the flowers to the new bride with a look that could only be described as seductive. Be it just part of the act, or not, it proved to be the final straw for the stallion.

"Alright, that's enough!" he fumed, turning to Cadance. "Why is she here?"

"I invited her, of course," Cadance said in a neutral, matter-of-fact tone. Shining gave her a dubious look. He had known Cadance long enough to know that it was never that simple. She was a good mare, but she could be downright conniving when she wanted to be.

"Bull. Shit." Shining called her bluff. Cadance put a hoof to her chest and opened her mouth in a silent gasp, a faux expression of incredulity. He was having none of it. Trixie squinted at the stallion, catching a glance at his cutie mark, and smirked.

"Ah, Trixie thought she recognized you!" she said after a moment. "Twilight Sparkle's brother!" Crouched behind the bar, Twilight's fur bristled at the mention of her name. Shining rolled his eyes. Ever since she had defeated Nightmare Moon, he stopped being 'Captain Shining Armor', and became known as 'Twilight Sparkle's Brother'. He could sympathize with Princess Luna. Apparently even becoming a prince wasn't enough to get out from under his sister's shadow. He glared at Cadance, unconvinced of her overly-simplistic answer. Cadance relented.

"Well, after hearing so much about her from you, I just had to see for myself," Cadance said. Trixie's smirk grew into a wry grin.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is hard to forget!"

"No matter how hard I try," Shining grumbled. Cadance raised her hoof to interrupt and spoke up, hoping to diffuse any hostility with her practiced diplomacy.

"Um, Mrs. Trixie,"

"Miss," Trixie corrected, batting her eyelashes at the newly, and clearly married mare. Shining and Twilight both face-hoofed in independent synchronicity.

"Miss Trixie, as I recall, I had paid for the... exotic performance?" Cadance said, putting emphasis into the word. Both Twilight's and her brother's ears perked up. Trixie hesitated for a moment. Indeed, she had planned for the 'exotic' performance. Usually it meant performing for a room full of horny stallions at a bachelor party, helping her get into the mindset. Even then, there was the pretense of build-up with a few parts of her usual routine.

It was just as well to Trixie. The sooner to get it over with. But for the extra money, it was not usually something she enjoyed doing. She looked to her audience. Princess Cadenza was truly a beautiful mare. And it would be a chance to mess with Twilight Sparkle's brother again. She smirked. Perhaps she would enjoy it a bit this time.

"Of course, Your Highness." Trixie put away a few of her props, swapping things out of the trunk to move the act ahead of schedule. With a few flashes of her horn, everything was set to begin. She shuffled her hooves where she stood and shifted herself in a bit of physical discomfort. It was par for this course. She took a deep breath and mentally prepared herself, getting into character. After a brief moment she spoke.

"Watch in awe! As the Great-" Trixie spun around on her hoof, the clasp on her cape releasing, "and Lustful Trixie performs the most exotic feats of titillation ever witnessed by pony eyes!" Shining's cheeks were almost as pink as Cadance's. He had always known that Cadance was the adventurous sort in the arena of the erotic. But he hadn't actually expected her the get him a bachelor party performance after they were married! Trixie panned her view of the audience, following her mental script.

"And who is the lucky stallion?" she asked, rhetorically, looking back and forth along the width of the room. Shining Armor narrowed his eyes. He wasn't buying it. He looked at Cadance, next to him. As Cadance watched Trixie, her lips slowly peeled back from her teeth as the smile grew across her face. Her eyes lit up and she slowly turned to look at him, with the look of a filly relishing in anticipation of tattling on another foal for breaking the cookie jar. She grabbed his hoof with hers, lifting it into the air for him, pointing at him excitedly with her other hoof.

"I... I guess I am," Shining groaned. Trixie sauntered over to him, rearing up and taking his hooves in hers, pinning them to the back of the couch on either side of his head. Her rear leg stepped up onto the couch, between his legs, spreading them as she rocked her hips closer to him, his face level with her waist. It was impossible for him to not smell her musk. Shining tried to avert his eyes and snout away from the other mare, looking in terror to his new wife, expecting an angry look. Cadance's grin didn't falter.

"Where do you think you're going?" Trixie asked, bringing her hooves together to hold his head still. "You're going to stay riiight here." She shifted herself down , still holding him, bringing her head lower, taking his horn in her mouth. In a practiced motion she wrapped her tongue around his horn, running along its spiral. He tried to push her off with his hooves, but in a flash, a set of bindings appeared on all four of his hooves, strapping him to the couch. He tried to call to his magic, but found that he could not. As Trixie slipped her mouth from his horn, he could feel the ring that she had concealed in her mouth snugly on it, preventing his magic.

"HEY!" Shining barked at her. He looked at Cadance again, this time in a plea for help. She just sat there with that same grin, and shrugged, feigning inability to assist. He looked back at Trixie, slipping down from the couch and doing a small turn with a flourish. Now backing up to him as she looked back at him over her shoulder. She put a leg on either side of his, straddling his waist. She teased his nose with a few swishes of her silver tail, at last lifting it high in the air.

"Does Trixie not have the most Great and Powerful pussy you have ever seen?" Trixie asked. He knew better than to answer. It mattered little to her. "Trixie's pussy is also the most magical! Behold." With a powerful flex of her supple thighs, she squeezed a here-to hidden ping pong ball from her nethers, quite forcefully. Shining winced as it ricocheted off of his nose, wetting it with her juices. It rolled down his chest into his lap. "Oh, did you not catch it? Here, try again." She levitated the small white ball over to Cadance, placing it in her pink hoof. "Some help from my magical assistant?" Shining couldn't believe it as Cadance took the ball on her hoof and popped it into her mouth, getting it thoroughly wet and tasting Trixie's flavor. She spat it back into her hoof and brought it to Trixie's marehood, slipping it back inside with a little rub for good measure. Trixie purred, "What a good assistant."

"Cadie!?" Shining gasped. Cadance just winked at him.

"Now try again." Trixie instructed. Again, she squeezed the ball from her, sending it careening off of his snout. Cadance needed no prompting retrieving the small ball again. Popping it back into her mouth again. This time however, she opted to lean across Shining, planting a kiss right on Trixie's pussy. With a push of her tongue, she pushed the ball from her mouth into Trixie's love tunnel. "Oohoohoo!" Trixie gasped. Cadance pulled away, with a string of her saliva and Trixie's lubrication hanging between them, breaking after a moment. "Alright. Ready?" Cadance took her husband's head in her hooves, opening his jaw. *pop* Trixie launched the ball into his mouth.

"Good boy. Now put it back," Trixie instructed. His eyes went wide as she backed up to him. He tried to crane his head backwards, but was pinned against the couch as Trixie's pussy mashed into his snout. He had no choice but to acquiesce, pushing the ping pong ball back inside of her with his tongue. "Mmm, such a good colt." With the ball securely hidden within, Trixie stepped away from the couch, leaving his snout thoroughly wet with her juices.

"For my next trick, I will need an assistant from the audience!" Trixie announced. Cadance pointed at Shining enthusiastically. "Hmm, perhaps somepony a bit more... mobile." She looked back at Cadance. "How about... you!" Cadance clapped her hooves excitedly. Trixie's magic wrapped around Cadance's ankle, pulling her from the sofa, dragging her across the lush carpet over to her. Cadance slid on her back, a little surprised but unharmed. Trixie lifted Cadance's hoof up to her face to inspect it, pulling up Cadance's lower half with it.

"Such a lovely hoof you have," she commented as she adjusted herself, stepping over Cadance, straddling her. Trixie squatted slightly, and Cadance understood what she was attempting to do. She tried to steady herself with her hooves and Trixie pressed her marehood to hers, in a scissor position. Trixie carefully aligned herself, keeping them pressed together. "Ngh!" Trixie grunted, letting Cadance's hoof down after a moment before picking her up by her waist, and carrying her over her shoulder. Cadance, slung over Trixie's back just went along for the ride. Trixie walked over to Shining, pointing his wife's hind end at her.

"And just like magic..." she gave Cadance's waist a squeeze. The ping pong ball burst from her marehood, bouncing off of Shining's nose again. "... the ball has reappeared!" Still slung over Trixie's shoulder, Cadance clapped her hooves. "Now for my next trick..." Trixie placed Cadance back on the floor on her hooves. Cadance tried to walk back to the sofa, but Trixie put her hoof on her shoulder, pushing her down to the floor, while keeping her hind end propped up, and pointed at Shining. "... I'm going to need my magic wand!"

Trixie opened her box of tricks, retrieving the wand. Half of it looked like a standard wand. A black rod with a white stripe at the end. The other half, while still black, looked like something else entirely. Trixie stepped over Cadance, straddling her torso backwards, facing Shining. She reached down and pulled her creme-colored tail aside, rubbing her marehood with the end of the wand that was very clearly a veiny dildo, getting it sufficiently wet.

"Hey! Trixie! Cadie!?" Shining yelled. Both mares ignored him. Trixie gave her a few more rubs before pushing it inside.

"OOOoooh!" Cadance moaned out as Trixie plunged her 'wand' deeper inside her before pulling back on it again. She started getting into a good rhythm, working it in and out of her.

"What the hell!" Shining shouted. "So this 'trick' it just you fucking my wife with a dildo!?"

"Patience," Trixie said. "All of the best magic tricks have a build-up before the big... climax." She grabbed the wand with both hooves, really hammering away in earnest, making Cadance moan out beneath her. Shining struggled at his bindings, intent on breaking the sofa if he needed to.

"Ngh! Ngh! NGHHH!" Cadance moaned, feeling herself building up in her tummy.

"Here it comes!" Trixie announced, sensing Cadance's imminent orgasm.

"Ah! AH! AAAH!" Cadance cried out, cumming on the wand that Trixie was fucking her with. As soon as she came, the exposed end of the wand burst in a poof of smoke, turning into a bouquet of flowers. The burst startled Cadance, bucking Trixie off of her as she tried to run.

"No don't! You'll set it off agai-"

*POOF*

"GAH!" Cadance screamed as a dove flew out from under her tail, flying across the room before crashing into a sliding door window. Before it hit the ground, the dove vanished in yet another poof of smoke, leaving a rabbit hopping across the floor, outside through the kitchen patio.

"Are you okay?" Shining asked.

"I'm quite alright-" Trixie answered.

"Not you."

"I'm okay," Cadance said. "I was just surprised, is all." Trixie brushed herself off as Cadance settled back onto the couch. Shining could see that her face was still flush from her orgasm.

"Well then, for my final trick, the lucky stallion." Trixie said. She turned and sat in his lap, grinding against his crotch. "I'm going to need another... magic wand." Shining tried to resist. But his body betrayed him as her hot, wet marehood slid against his sheath. She took his balls in her magic, gently massaging them with her spell. She could feel him growing beneath her, his shaft emerging from its sheath, expanding up along the groove of her buttocks.

"Ah, there we go. Now lets make sure my new wand is nice and wet." She continued to slide up and down, pressing her pussy against it, stimulating herself on his textured surface, getting him rock hard. She slid her marehood up to his tip, losing her balance a little and stumbling backwards, falling onto him. "NnnggH!" Trixie moaned as he accidentally penetrated her. After falling about halfway onto his length, she regained her footing, catching a stern look from Cadance for the first time since her arrival. Even as adventurous as she was, Cadance had her boundaries, and Trixie had clearly passed it.

"Oopsie." Trixie lifted herself off of his dick. It popped free, snapping against his belly with a wet slap. "It looks like you're ready." Trixie got off of the couch and turned around, kneeling between his spread legs, taking his shaft in her hooves. She started to run her hooves up and down his shaft, jacking him off. Still bound, Shining could do nothing to stop her. Cadance was once again content to let her.

"Are you ready for the big finale?" Trixie asked as she stroked his cock faster. Shining did not understand what she meant, aside from him ejaculating. Her horn wasn't even glowing anymore. There was nothing magical about it. It wasn't a trick, or even a show. She was just using her hooves on his dick.

"NGH!" Shining grunted in discomfort. "Cadie! Come on!" he pleaded. Cadance was unmoved.

"I'm not going to help you," Cadance said, with a wry smirk.

"NAAUH!" Shining cried out as Trixie continued to pump him.

"ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH!" The three of them froze, looking to the kitchen where Twilight had been hiding. She stormed into the living room, confronting Trixie at last. "Leave my brother alone!"

"Twilight Sparkle!" Trixie purred in immediate recognition, her hooves still on his dick. "What a pleasure this is."

"Get your hooves off of him!" Twilight demanded. Trixie grinned.

"As you wish." Trixie removed her hooves and backed away.

"Ow. Ow. Ow ow OW OW!" Shining began to writhe in agony.

"What did you do to him!?" Twilight demanded. Trixie gave a faux expression of hurt at the accusation.

"Me!? I didn't do anything!" Trixie said. "It's what you did!" She pointed at her, and then at Shining. "He's a stallion on the brink of orgasm, and you stopped me. You're the one giving him blue balls right now."

"What!? No!" Twilight denied. Shining cried out in pain, pulling at his restraints. "Cadance! Help him!" Cadance crossed her hooves.

"Twilight, I'm not your foalsitter anymore. I'm done cleaning up after your mistakes."

"ANYPONY!" Shining cried out. Twilight pulled at his ropes.

"What's with these knots?" Twilight asked.

"Oh do you like those?" Trixie asked. "They're actually Celtic. It's a very intricate pattern I learned from-"

"Shut up!" Twilight gave up. Shining whimpered. "Okay, hold on." She knelt down in front of him, grabbing his shaft. She didn't care if Cadance or Trixie or the whole world was watching. She was going to help him. She spat into her hooves.

She was going to jack off her brother.

"AH! Ah aahhh." His yelps of discomfort faded into relief as she started to stroke him.

"Does that feel better?" she asked. He nodded. Her hooves moved faster on his shaft, making wet, slick noises. Cadance looked on with wide eyes, watching Twilight go to town on him. She had waited and waited for Twilight to act, to 'save' her brother, and it had finally paid off. It was the most erotic thing that she had ever witnessed. The sound of Twilight jacking him off, and him moaning in ecstasy were the only things drowning out the noise of Cadance clopping herself silly beside them as she watched in lewd fascination. Ever since Shining had told Cadance about them, she had been unable to get the image of them together like this from her mind. And now here it was, before her.

Her hoof was a blur on her marehood, trying desperately to catch up to Shining's state. She had already been warmed up from Trixie earlier. She could tell he was getting close. And so was she, hot on the tail of her second orgasm today. She cried out as her body tensed, and released at last, soaking the cushions of the sofa with her marecum. "AHHHhhh!"

"Oh- oh Twilie," Shining moaned. "Ngh! TWILIEEE!" he cried out. His balls tightened and his shaft throbbed. His cock flared in her hooves. Twilight braced herself. She knew what was coming next. Shining was.

-POOF-

Shining's cock erupted, a shower of confetti spewing into the air. Tiny squares of colorful, cake-scented tissue paper came busting from his cock, and rained down everywhere. Relieved at last, Shining's cock wilted, retreating back into it's sheath. Shining, Twilight and Cadance all looked at Trixie, taking a bow in the front of the room.

"TA DA!"


Author's Note

more to come

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