The fire crackled as the ponies and one draconequus said at it. The nightsky was lit up by a full moon. They all sat on logs. The pine trees swished in the air. Tents set up around the logs and fire. One tent was blue and white for Luna and Celestia,another orange and light blue for AJ and Dash, one pink and yellow for Pinkie and Fluttershy, another white and purple for Rarity and Twillight. The last tent was multiple colors. You could probably guess who it was.
"Gather around my ponies and hear the tale of two fish and Luna!" Discord said.
"Oooooo a story about the princess!" Pinkie Pie said happily. Luna just looked weirded out.
"We aren't your ponies Discord," Rainbow Dash said.
"What ever," Discord said dismissing it with a wave of his lion paw.
"Just tell the story!" AppleJack said.
"Alrighty then," he said, "In a blue pond near a beautiful forest lived two fish."
"Where is Luna?!" Pinkie Pie nearly screamed.
"She's coming!" Discord snapped. He poofed up a book that said Discord's Story.
"They lived happily in the pond," Discord continued. "The orange fish was named Gilbert. The yellow fish was named Echo. They lived together their entire lives. They knew each other very well. One day Echo was arguing with Gilbert about something so silly that it really didn't matter. But that didn't keep them from arguing. 'BLACK BEARS!' Gilbert yelled. 'POLAR BEARS!' Echo yelled back. They were arguing about which one was cooler. Black bears or Polar bears. They argued and argued every day until they forgot what they were fighting about. They tried to prove who was right and who was wrong."
"Oh boy. They sound like they need to work things out nicely. I am sure I could help them if they were real," Fluttershy said.
"I am sure you would Fluttershy. I am sure you would," Discord said.
"I am wondering when Luna shows up. This is starting to get rather... Boring if I must say so," Rarity said.
"Just be patient and it will soon come," Celestia finally said.
"Well isn't Rainbow being just patient!" AppleJack said pointing to Rainbow Dash. She elbowed her pretty hard until Rainbow Dash woke up.
"Ow! Hey AJ what was that for?!" Rainbow Dash shouted at her friend.
"Ya dozin' off like a tired dog!" Apple Jack said.
"PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY!!!!" Discord roared.
When every pony was quiet he continued. "Finally one day they discided to stop their endless fight."
"Well that is nice isn't it sister?" Celestia said to her sister who looked half asleep.
"Yeah sure whatever."
"Right when they were about to hug each other Luna dipped her head in the pond and grabbed Gilbert with her mouth. She took her head out of the water and ate Gilbert. Then she dipped her head in again as Echo tried to swim away. She caught him too and ate him in one big gulp!" Discord said smiling. He shut the book and turned his face to every pony and asked "Who liked that story?"
Every pony was silent. They all had faces of when you just saw something weird and disgusting.
Luna finally broke the stillness and jumped at Discord. He leaped up in a nick of time and escaped Luna.
"WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU I AM GOING TO LITTERALLY PUNCH YOU!!!!" She roared.
"Uh... Got to run! BYE!" Discord said as he ran off. Luna chased him.
"Time for bed! Good night every pony!" Celestia said and ran into her tent.
"What do you think Luna will do to Discord?" Rainbow Dash asked looking to Celestia's tent.
"I hope she doesn't hurt him!" Fluttershy said worriedly.
"I think that's the last thing you would need to worry about," Twillight said.
In the distance a yelp about a mile away was heard.
At about Sunrise Luna and Discord returned. Discord had almost a million fish in his mouth and he had an ice pack to his forehead.
"What did you do to him?" Celestia asked her sister as she crawled into the tent.
"Exactly what he did to me... And a bit more."
"Did he fight back?"
"He shuved a fish in my mouth and made me swollow it as I tried to stuff fish in his mouth and make him swallow it. He was able to swallow the first few millions of fish that I shuved in his mouth."
"Where is it now?"
"What?"
"The fish you swallowed."
"Don't ask."
"Ok. What happened to your mane?" Celestia said changing the subject.
"We threw fish at each other."
"Why?"
"I thought that throwing a fish at him would stop him from running. Clearly I was wrong and he threw fish back at me."
"Well... That sounds fun"
"It was until I got hit in the face with a cat fish." Luna said rubbing her face. She laid down on her sleeping bag not even going in it.
"Let me see your face."
"Ok."
Luna got up and looked at her sister who now had her crown and breastplate on. Luna had a red scratch on her face across her eye.
"Well at least your cut didn't go on your eyeball. You look a bit cooler with that" Celestia said trying to make things seem better.
Luna laid back down and instantly fell asleep. Her snoring woke up any of the ponies camping with them wake up. Celestia covered her ears until it stopped. Discord had popped a fish in Luna's mouth and that instantly woke her up.
"DISCORD!!!!!!!"
Luna ran out the tent and In Discord's tent. He screamed but was suddenly silenced. Celestia ran in the tent to find Luna shuving the same fish that was in her mouth in Discord's mouth. She did a raspberry to him and left his tent back into hers.
"Um I think... You probably don't want to do that again," Celestia said to Discord.
He spat out the fish and looked at Celestia with a mad face "You think?!"
