Cupcakes (My Version!)

by Sprinkles

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1533

This is my version of Cupcakes. I DON'T OWN THE STORY!!

Rainbow Dash wakes up and finds she's in a dark, creepy room. She notices she can't move and soon finds she isn't alone…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-14 15:28:42 UTC

Cupcake Time

   Rainbow Dash woke up in a dark room. She was about to get up and stretch out to find the lights, when she realized she couldn't move. She also found that her legs were spread wide apart and strapped down. Her head was also strapped down. She could move her wings and that was all. She started to get the chills. What was going on? Why in the name of Celestia couldn't she move? She struggled and fluttered her wings madly. "Hello? Where am I? WHAT'S GOING ON?!" she shouted. "Well, in my basement of course! And we're making cupcakes!" a voice very familiar giggled. "Who are you? How is this making cupcakes?!" Dash asked. "Oh, Dashy... You sure do ask a lot of questions... Enough chit chat; lets get started!" the voice said, and Dash immediately figured out who it was. It was Pinkie Pie.

   "Get started what? Pinkie! How is this making cupcakes?" Rainbow was beginning to panic. She could see the pink pony in the room. Her head was being shown by a flashlight. "Just one second..." she said, and was followed by a strange, tarp covered cart. The lights were still dim, too dim to see the rest of the room. She could only see Pinkie Pie and the cart. She whipped the tarp off and revealed a row of knives and medical tools, all seemingly sharp.

   Rainbow Dash's mouth gaped in horror as she stared at the sharp items. "I told you, we're making cupcakes!" Pinkie said smiling. "Wait... Am I THE CUPCAKE?!" Dash asked. "Of course not!" she giggled, and pushed the cart away with her back hoove. "I did that to scare you... Did it work?" she asked, tilting her head. "Yes... You deffinately scared me... Can I go home now?" Dash asked. "No, silly! We're still making cupcakes. But not the ones I pretended to start making." Pinkie said. "By the way, the knives and things are all made of rubber...!" she whispered.

   "Then are we actually baking?" Dash asked, completely relieved. "Nope!" Pinkie bounced over into the dark. She came back with another cart with a tarp on top. But this time, Dash wasn't panicking. She knew she wasn't gonna die, so she wasn't scared. But she was puzzled. What could the pink pony be up to now?

   Suddenly Pinkie looked at Dash's  bottom hooves and gasped. "Dashy! Don't you know manners?!" Pinkie said. "Huh?" Rainbow Dash asked. "You really should clean your hooves before you come in and track mud!" Pinkie said. She pulled out from under the tarp a bottle of hoove cleaner. She walk over to Dash and poured some on her hooves. As the cool liquid ran down Dash's hooves, Rainbow noticed that it started to tickle a little bit. Rainbow Dash chuckled and Pinkie smiled. "What Dashy? What's so funny?" Pinkie asked, smiling. "Nothing. It just kinda... Tickles..." Dash giggled. "Oh, we'll let me get that off for you!" Pinkie said, pulling out a cloth and something under the cloth. She acted like she was gonna wipe of the liquid with the cloth when she threw the cloth, relieving a scrubber brush. Pinkie began to rub it on Dash's hooves. Dash now knew what she was doing. Pinkie was going to spend all day tickling her. The scrubber brush tickled a lot, and Dash squealed. "Pinkie cut it out! That tickles!" Dash laughed. "Okay... Let me wash off the cleaner for you." Pinkie said.

   She got two cups of water and slowly poured them onto Dash's hooves. While washing away the cleaner, it also, again, tickled. Rainbow Dash was laughing a lot now, and Pinkie was nowhere NEAR finished with her. Now Pinkie picked up the cloth and wiped away the water. "Let me dust that off for you." Pinkie said, pulling out a feather duster. She dusted off Dash's hooves, which tickled a lot. Dash flapped her wings hard and tried to escape Pinkie's tickles, but she was strapped down good. "Oh, Dashy... Your blowing the dust all around. Now the dust is all over you! Well, better get it off!" Pinkie said, and tickled Dash's back, her hooves, her neck, and her ears. Finally, Pinkie tickled her stomach. She tickled that part the longest. Back and fourth. Back and fourth. Dash couldn't take it and was laughing hard. Pinkie laughed and tickled non-stop for five minutes.

   Finally, Pinkie stopped. Dash gasped for air. She was enjoying herself a little bit. And Pinkie had lots more in store for her.

   "Oh Dashy, you look tired. Maybe a nice, long, hoofacure will help..." Pinkie said. She whistled, and out of the darkness, Aloe and Lotus came in to Dash's sight. Pinkie winked, and the two ponies jumped to Dash's hooves. They both began to giggle and massaged Dash's hooves. Dash knew this wasn't going to end well, though it started off relaxing. Suddenly, Aloe wasn't massaging like she was earlier. She used her hooves lighter and slower. Soon enough, Lotus was doing the same. Rainbow never wanted to admit it, but hoofacures tickled a lot to her, and she was about to get a long one; starting with the massage of course. That's why she declined Rarity's offer of one at the spa.

   Rainbow giggled. Aloe and Lotus used that as a sign it was working, and started to tickle more and more. "Hehahaha! Aloe! LOTUS! STOPPIT!!" Rainbow damanded. But it was hard for the two spa ponies to take her seriously when she was tied up and laughing like crazy, so they shrugged and were both now tickling more than before.

   They stopped when Pinkie said, "Okay, that massage was long enough. Now time for the rest of the hoofacure...". The ponies ran to the dark part of the room and came back with their spa equipment. They set it up, and got out the memory-boards to scrape against her hooves. Rainbow gulped and prepared herself for another five minutes of tickling, when they were interrupted by a knock at the basement door. "Pinkie Pie! Are you down there? I'm here for the "special" party you were talking about! Hello?" Twilight's muffled voice called.

   "Come on in, Twilight! We have another... Special customer..." Pinkie replied. "Cool! Who are we tickling now?" Twilight asked as she trotted down the stairs. "You mean you guys do this like it's a regular thing?!" Rainbow Dash asked. "We get to tickle RAINBOW DASH! I've been waiting to do this for a while!" Twilight exclaimed happily. In Dash's mind, she was excited to see what the unicorn had in store for her, considering the pegasis was actually kind of having fun being tickled. But on the outside, she was struggling to break free of the straps. It wasn't working. So she finally relaxed and said, "Fine, bring your best at me! And I mean your best! I can take it!!"

   "Hey, you heard her! Twilight, Aloe and Lotus, both tickle her at the same time! She said bring your best.... So skip your slowness, and TICKLE HER!!" Pinkie said. You'd think the three ponies would be offended by the orders, but they loved the idea and began to torture Dash with their tickles. Aloe and Lotus used their memory-boards that were covered in red tickle-powder; the strongest tickle-powder. And Twilight used her magic to conjure up 30 hands that tickled Dash's most ticklish spots.

   Dash was crying because she was laughing so hard. But she secretly loved every second of it. And she wasn't about to tell them that. The tickle-powder covered her hooves in a thick, red layer and was near impossible the be shaken off. It felt like a billion feathers were tickling her hooves all at once. And The hands Twilight conjured up were stronger than Dash and held down her wings while the other hands tickled her wing pits. Others tickled her arm pits, some tickled her stomach, some tickled her neck, others tickled her sides, and some ran their fingers up and down Rainbow Dash's arms.

   Dash was having a blast and laughed and giggled. Being tickled was now Dash's new favorite thing to do. And she wondered if she could have this secretly scheduled every once in a while. She tried to squirm to make it more believable that she hated it, but she couldn't even move. Anywhere. So relaxed and let the three ponies do all the work. "HEEHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! PINKIE! HELP ME!!! STOPIHIHIHIHIHIT!" Dash lied. "Oh, I'll help you Dashy!" Pinkie said and trotted over. She found her feather duster and tickled Dash's ears, neck, and face. 'Yes!' Dash thought. 'More tickling!'

   It lasted that way for a half hour. The four ponies tickled Dash for the rest of the day. When they had finished, Rainbow Dash asked if that could be scheduled for three times a week. But not to tell Dash when the days would be. And Pinkie said, "Yes! We can deffinately do that!"

               The ticklish end.

                      (feet)