Achievement Hunter and the Battle Against the Sirens

by Blacksmith

Rating: teen
Tags: Adagio Dazzle, Random, Crossover, Sex, Main 6, Sonata Dusk, Other, Equestria Girls, Aria Blaze, Comedy
Length: 3863

AH gets sucked into the "Equestria Girls" universe right before Rainbow rocks takes place. They get mixed with the girls and must stop the sirens in their own way.

When a lets play is stopped before it can start, one of the members of achievement hunter suggest they try to use a special router he had found on his way to work. When they try to use it, lightning strikes the office and they are swept away to an alternate reality. One that just so happens to be the location of Equestrian Girls.

This story takes place in a modern perspective of achievement hunter. This means there's no Ray. Sorry.

Published 2015-12-02 16:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-16 01:21:00 UTC

(1) Jinxes lead to missing boxes

It was bright, sunny day at canterlot high. There were birds soaring above, whilst the students were clearing out of the building for the day. One student in particular with crimson red hair complemented with yellow orange highlights was making her way out as one of the last students. She was clad in a short leather jacket, a small orange skirt, and black boots with a purple flamelike decal on the toe side of these boots. Her demeanor radiated apologetic, and unsureness, which would make sense considering not too long ago she zombified most of the students and tried to take over the human world. So many students aren't exactly fond of her at the moment. In her arms is a box containing a couple of unused electronics from the computer lab. The items in said box were a laptop of high value and a router that had such a fast speed she wondered why it was given away. Then again the school did get a lot of support money because of some mysterious happenings.
As this student was walking she heard a very ecstatic voice from behind ear her growing closer by the second, " Sunset, Sunset, SUNSET!" Screamed the classmate who's frazzled and wild pink hair stood out like a sore thumb that was then repeatedly beaten with a hammer forged from a magically enchanted titanium.
"What is it Pinkie?" She questioned with a look one could only describe as a parent listening to a child's ridiculousness. The words flying out of the bubbly Pinkie were so fast they were almost impossible to comprehend.

"IwasonmywayhomeandithoughtofanamazingideawhereIwouldthrowamassivepartyandinviteeveryoneatschoolsothatmaybethey'llwantto befriendswithyouagain!" Whilst doing this, Pinkie's crazy arm movements, and lack of spacial awareness caused her to whack the box in Sunset's arms completely out of her reach and right by the Wondercolts statue. Which as always the statue of a triumphant horse on its hind legs stood.

"Seriously Pinkie Pie, that stuff isn't cheap y'know, and it's not like the librarian is giving these to everyone. I only got it because no one in town is exactly jumping the gun to sell stuff to me." Sunset stated with a tiny glimpse of frustration and sadness peaking out of her seafoam green colored eyes.

"Oopsies, my bad Sunset Shimmer," Pinkie zoomed over by the statue and knocked on it a few times, "at least the portal isn't open right now right?" Almost immediately after saying this, the statue started to glow a bright white around its rectangular prism shape blinding the two students. When they're eyes were no longer filled with the equivalent to a flash bang,(without the bang) they were greeted with the lack of Sunset Shimmer's box by the statue.

"Seriously, you had to jinx it Pinkie," groaned Sunset Shimmer' "Well it doesn't matter now, it's not like we're getting it back any time soon." The two walked off, changing the subject to more pressing matters, which to Pinkie Pie was the party she intended to throw whether Sunset wanted to go or not.

Normally this box would have gone to Equestria. The land of magical talking horses of pastel colors. Filled with unicorns Pegasi and Earth ponies. However since the portal to equestria is supposed to be closed for the time, a new one shall appear in another dimension. This would be fine as long as the items sent to this dimension aren't tampered with. Otherwise this could result in unexpected events such as the item and some of its surroundings to be sent back to where it came from.

Meanwhile in another dimension with people of more presumably recognizable qualities like tan or peach colored skin, there is the location of the Roosterteeth offices. Located in Austin Texas of the United States of America. Home of Achievement Hunter, and many of Rooosterteeth's employees. One employee by the name of Jeremy Dooley, a short man of about five foot three with a beard just as short is about step in the office when he sees a bright flash in his peripheral vision. His head jerks to the left and he no longer sees a light. He follows where he saw this light until he rounds the corner of the building from where the flash originated to see a small box in its place. Inside the cardboard container is a mere two things. A simple laptop of average speed and supposedly normal storage, and a suspiciously expensive looking router of great quality. Looking left and right to see no one near the box he picks the stuff up and carries it into the Achievement Hunter office. Upon entering the office itself his co workers glance towards him in confusion then immediately get back to work. However one of his fellow Achievement Hunters decides to question Jeremy.

His boss Geoff is the first to speak up, "Hey Jeremy, the hell are you doing with that stuff?" Upon hearing this Jeremy looks over at Geoff and answers the question plainly,
"I found it lying untouched outside, it didn't appear to belong to any body so I grabbed it for the office." He then placed the computer on his desk and started it up. Jeremy found there to be not a single thing on the computer used. It was practically brand freaking new. When doing this Jeremy thought to himself that this stuff might actually come in handy. Frustrated with Jeremy's explanation a third Achievement Hunter by the name of Micheal Jones pops his head up from his desk and yells,"We don't need a fuckin' laptop and router we got a million of these in the office."

Defensively Jeremy retorts,"Hey you never know when you'll need stuff, it's better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it."

"Whatever Lil' J," replays Micheal snickering as he sits back down to edit his latest internet video installment of Rage Quit. The rest of the achievement hunter crew doesn't even pay attention due to them being glued to their screens editing videos of their own. These guys include Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo, and Ryan Haywood. At this point Geoff Ramsey has stopped paying attention to Jeremy's pointless stuff and continues his work as well.

Jeremy walks over and places the box under his desk, "You guys will eventually see this come in handy...I hope...otherwise I'm gonna look really stupid."

Author's Note

Making stuff 1,000 words is hard. I didn't even get 800. I'll do better next time. I'm hoping for positive feedback, or atleast constructive criticism. I'll continue if I find out people are interested.

So anyone that didn't get it w the characters from AH (achievement hunter) that you'll see are Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo, Gavin Free, Micheal Jones, Ryan Haywood, and Jeremy Dooley.

(2) "I told you it would come in handy"

(2) "I told you it would come in handy"

In the office there was a dull silence that infected the room. This is mostly due to the fact that everyone had to work on there own things. Whether it be Jeremy editing achievement guides, Ryan getting heat for always being away doing "Free Play" with meg, and Geoff who is simply setting up for the let's play they need to film this current day. After getting the Achievement City loaded up and getting his character in the new location made by the build team he decide to round up the guys.

"Alright dickheads get your shit together we're making a minecraft let's play" Geoff yelled to the group, his voice cracking and changing pitch almost as if it was intentional. Immediately Gavin called out in his fading British tone,

"What 'you on 'bout, we're not even done wit' the goddamn ones we made yestaday."

"Gavin you don't even have to edit anything," Ryan exclaimed, "you're too busy with you 'creative director' job. You have a fucking meeting every other hour." Before the argument could continue Geoff silenced it completely.

"Guys stop playing with each others dicks and set up your fucking shit to record. We don't have all fucking day!" Gavin and Ryan both grumbled quietly and sat down. They began to set up their computers and xboxes. Starting up minecraft and joining Geoff's game they were about to record when Michael started the common ritual of syncing audio," one two three...one two three... one two three... and go."

Immediately the guys erupted in laughter and noise as they exclaimed," AAayyyy" towards the camera simultaneously. They were idling at achievement city as they let Geoff introduce the point of today's "let's play". As quick as they started, the group was stopped abruptly as they all got disconnected from Xbox and a loud electrical noise came from the corner where the current router was being used.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Screamed Michael as the entire office groaned in frustration.

"So... Technical difficulties..." Jack said quietly just enough for the mic to pick up his voice.

They paused to the recording and collectively walked over to the achievement hunter router.

"What the actual fuck," Geoff yelled, looking at the router with smoke faintly leaking out the top. He picked it up and examined it's fried outside. Immediately he threw it at the trash bin in a fit of anger. As this was happening Jeremy remained at his seat snickering as he watched Geoff's frustration. "What's so fucking funny Jeremy?"

"Well you see," the man began as he stifled a laugh, "you were pissed at me for bringing in "useless" stuff, and now you can see the situation our asses are in. You could say it's a coincidence, but I think it's a wee bit of payback from up above."

" Oh you're a real cocky bastard now ya right prick." Exclaimed Gavin.

"Woah, Woah, hold up," Jeremy started, "If you assholes don't want a video today we can get a new router for the office tomorrow."

Once listening to Jeremy's proposition Ryan retorted,"He does have a point Geoff, we need this video for Friday."

With a sigh of defeat Geoff complied and had Jeremy bring the router over to the power outlet. After examining the priece of equipment for a few seconds of bewilderment he asked, " Jeremy where the fuck did you get this? There isn't even the right hole for the Ethernet cable. Ryan take a look at this, there's no way I can figure this shit out."

As he was walking over to Geoff, Ryan questioned," Why is it that when there's a technical problem you guys assume I know exactly how to fix it?"

" Cuz you're Ryan the computer guy," Geoff answered sarcastically. Ryan began to examine the router he grabbed a pair of scissors and cut off the odd end to the router and attached a different wire with tape. He plugged it into the wall and retracted his hand in pain after plugging it in.

"FUCK! That hurt like hell. Geoff you should've just told me to stick a fork in the outlet. It probably would have done the same thing."

"Shut the fuck up and get back to your desk, we have to film this today otherwise the fans are gonna tear us a new one."

Moments later a crack of thunder echoed across the sky making a few of the guys jump in surprise. As far as they were concerned, storms weren't exactly abnormal so they played it off as nothing and got to their collective seats. All besides Ryan who went back to the router to turn it on since no one else had bothered to do so.

In the midst of these men screwing around before filming, the storm outside was growing, and in an even stranger fashion. The clouds were emitting multicolored electrical surges that pulsates through the thick tufts of vapor. These clouds slowly approached upon the Roosterteeth collective offices where the Achievement Hunter crew is located. The storm grows exponentially until engulfing the remainder of the surrounding sky of the offices leaving all other areas blue as the Atlantic. Thunder boomed a second time, however on this occasion the crew was no longer fazed by this and continued to sync audio ad start their video.

"Hey guys," Geoff began, "this is Achievement Hunter Minecraft and welcome to Hit list XXX"

"The nude version," Michael chimed in. The guys shared a small giggle then continued on as for the third time louder than ever the thunder boomed and felt as if it shook the office itself.

Geoff slammed his headphones down and stood up, "There's no fucking way we can film with this fucking storm. It's just too god damn loud." They all knew Geoff was right, this wasn't the first time a Texas storm like this ruined a day of filming.

"Let's just wait for this to blow over then we'll film again," Jack said. "If we can't do that then I'll find something in our save file that we haven't released yet. Too bad that new router didn't get used Jeremy, you might as well throw it aw-" The bearded man paused as he looked at the router pulsates an orange-red color. As he noticed this the office started to shake violently.

"Oh my god it's ghosts haunting the office!" Gavin yelped as he dropped to the ground.

"No you fuck, ghosts aren't real." Screamed Michael

"Oh, but you believe in aliens,"

"Those are two completely different things. One is retarded and the other is actually possible because the universe is fucking huge!"

Finally Ryan yelled at the both of them ending the bickering," Assholes, how about we focus on the fact that the room is shaking and the router is glowing. Also for the love of God Jeremy, where the fuck did you get that demonic router."

"I swear to you I found it outside the office by the garbage that's all." Responded Jeremy. "I didn't mean for this to happen I swear. Even so it's not like it'll explode..." He cautiously glance at the router, finding it to be pulsating light at a growing rate. "Holy shit I think it's gonna explode! Everyone lets get the fuck out of-"

. Before Jeremy could finish his sentence the entire office was engulfed in whiteness. Once it cleared. none of the men that the room contained remained inside. Immediately after this transpired a longhaired, bearded man by the name of Matt (AxialMatt) entered the room after seeing the bright light. Upon noticing the absence of his coworkers he exited the office and sat back down at his computer and spoke to his fellow employee Caleb, "Hey I didn't know the main Achievement Hunter crew had the day off,"

"They didn't," replied Caleb

"Huh, I guess they left early..."

Meanwhile in an apartment holding the location of a twitch streamer of previous value to the company he spoke to his viewers in a jealous tone," Guys I have no idea why, but I feel like I'm missing something."

In another reality a school after hours with a magnificent statue standing tall had unexpected visitors. This statue of an amazing horse which stood a a pearly rectangular base began to glow. Immediately, one by one each member of the Achievement Hunter crew came out tumbling with pounding headaches. Michael was one of the first to stand up still feeling a little off balance. He saw the bright cartoonish land scape then looked down at his hands to find them very smooth and without realistic detail. After taking in his stranger environment he sat and spoke to himself and himself alone. "What...the...fuck...."

Author's Note

Sorry it's been a little while. I've had no motivation and have been real tired lately. Sorry if this sucks n' stuff but thank you to all who enjoyed the last one. Hopefully you enjoyed this one

(3) 17 Again (get it, because of the movie)

Michael sat down in bewilderment and awe at what was happening. He took off his glasses and rubbed them, just in case he believed he had gone crazy. His proportions were strange and his entire body fit the cartoonish look of everything around him. Upon looking about a little more he noticed a massive school in front of him. In Bold yellow read," Canterlot High, Home of the Wondercolts."

"Is that... No, it can't be. There is no way I'm here," he said. Upon looking at the sky he quickly realized it was early in the morning. Maybe it was six or seven o'clock, Michael wasn't too sure. After a few minutes of looking around he heard the other guys scramble to their feet whilst holding a hand to each of their own heads. Michael got up and looked around confirming to himself that this place was definitely what he thought it was and his change in physique was definitely a sign that this was no prank.

The first of the recently awoken to speak up was Gavin.

"Whot 'appened? Where ah' we? The British man looks around to see the same thing Michael and responds more confused than his friend. "The 'ell." He looked around a little longer and it occurs to him that this place does not look quite right. Upon looking down at himself he lets out a yelp in surprise raising the heads of his still grounded co-workers.

"Whoa, what the fuck happened to us," Jack asked to nobody in particular. Him along with Geoff, Ryan, and Jeremy were now at their feet surveying their cartoonish bodies.

"Jeremy you fuck!" Geoff screamed. "What did you do!" Worried and confused Jeremy responded quickly,

"I don't know, first the new router had some difficulty then a thunderstorm appeared out of butt fuck no where."

"Well figure it out or I'm going to lose my fucking shit!"

"Guys?" Michael called in a moderately loud voice, but to no avail because he was being drowned out by Geoff's screaming. "Guys?" He said a little louder. Michael's face began to appear red as steam began to blow out his ears along with the faint sound of a tank engine train. "HOLY SWISS FUCKING CHEESE! Shut the fuck up you absolute goddamn motherfucking assholes!" The heads of the entire Achievement Hunter crew whipped to face Michael, giving him full attention. Taking a few deep breaths he did his absolute best to try to explain what was going on. " You guys won't believe me when i say this but I'm about one hundred percent sure we're in a different universe. To be more specific the universe of My Little Pony." Silence overtook the group as what Michael said sunk in. All that could be heard was the sound of singing birds and the light wind throughout the area.

Then in almost perfect unison, everyone but Michael burst out laughing, "Oh my God Michael," Geoff cackled, "are you fuckin' serious. That's fucking hilarious. Honestly that's probably the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life."

Michael stared blankly, not even the slightest of smiles on his face. almost without emotion he the pointed behind the group. When they turned around they saw a high school student sprint past them muttering under her breath about being late. She had oddly large long boots and rainbow hair. What got the guys attention though was not the spectral haircut, but her cyan blue-like skin. She ran to the building's front steps, swung the door open and dashed inside (get it).

"Now you believe me, at least that we're in a different universe?" Michael questioned. The group responded with a slow confused nod. "Alright then, you guys stop playing with your dicks, and then we can figure out what to do with this situation. If i remember correctly this is either taking place in the first or second My Little Pony Equestria Girls movie. So in either situation there will be at some point a purple lady called Twilight that knows magic."

"What do you suggest we do until then?" Ryan asked "I mean it's not like we can sit around here 'till them."

"We're going to act as students in the school until we can make contact with someone who'll help."

"Am I missing something? I don't have any idea how that's suppose to work. Everyone but you and I have beards, not to mention none of us exactly look like we're in high school." With Ryan's statement everyone became skeptical of Michael's plan.

"Alright, just say you're substitute teachers or something, just trust me it'll work. In this world you can apparently walk up to a school and say you wish to learn there."

"Okay then mighty leader," Geoff says sarcastically, "Lead the way." The group moved closer to the entrance , and as they entered they were greeted by a tall white faced women with a warm smile on her face.

"Hello, my name is Principal Celestia. You three must be our new students and I assume you others are our new replacement teachers for Shop class, Gym, and Science? It's so kind of you to make it on such short notice after the original teachers' abrupt leave" Ryan was the first to speak, "Yes I am the uhhmm," he frantically looked at his peers "the new science teacher. Mister, uhhhh Haywood. Yes that's it, definitely the new science teacher."

Afterwards Jack new exactly what his response will be. "Yeah my name is Mister Pattillo I'm your new Shop teacher, I'm ready to participate, just point me in the direction of the room."
"And I guess I'm your gym teacher, I assume that the sound of sneakers and basketballs is where the gymnasium is, so I'm just gonna go."

After meeting her new "staff" Celestia gave Jack directions to Shop Class, and looked toward Ryan. "Alright Mister Haywood, you're classroom is on the second floor in room 117, the biology room."

Biology. Hmmm, I can work with this, Ryan thought. "Alright Principal I shall make my way there with haste."
The tall, young woman then looked towards Gavin, Michael and Jeremy. "Alright you three, may I have your names please?"

Michael was the first to speak, "My name is Michael Jones, this is Jeremy Dooley and Gavin Free. My apologies, but may I request the three of us to be placed into the same homeroom if possible. I know we're new, so maybe it would be easier this way."

The principal smiled at Michael," I'll see what I can do, until then though, remain here and I will have one of my students give you a tour of the building." After that she walked away while the three morons looked at each other in confusion.

"How the fuck did that even work?" Jeremy questioned. To which Gavin responded,

"I dunno, plot convenience?" The Brit then turned his head to stare at the wall beside him.

'Gavin, what the fuck are you looking at?"
"Not sure. I thought something would happen if I did that."

Author's Note

It has been too long my friends. Sorry for the short update but i literally forgot about this story and this website existing until this morning. So here you go . I guess.