Welcome. Come into my parlor. Won't you take a seat? Would you like a drink?

I know why you're here. I see the lines of frustration digging into your cute little face. You've spent a good amount of time searching for something, yet you don't know exactly what it was you wanted. Deep down, you know that you would know what it was as soon as you saw it...maybe a little afterwards, perhaps? Hmm. But the search has been fruitless, hasn't it?

Now you are here. Seeing me. Don't you know that I am not what you think? Rather, I am what you need.

I am a purveyor of goods, goods of a certain...hmm, flavor. They are not the kinds of things you buy and keep and display. My goods are the ones you keep closed behind a silent voice. You see, the cute little denizens of this good world have many secrets. I simply specialize in learning about them. And most ponies don't know it, but there is a special market for those of my talents. I share those secrets...those delicious little stories that others had written behind drawn curtains and beneath a cocktail of taste and breathless moans and ecstasy.

How is the drink? Would you care for more?

Oh, yes, gathering the secrets has been difficult. But it has also been very rewarding. The loyal clients I have gained will often come in, panting and red-faced, with a smile and their gratitude on their plump, bitten lips. They know that they are aware of the secrets of others, but they only share one particular secret: where to find me.

Don't look away like that. It hides your cute face. I like you. You don't have to be ashamed of coming here today. Neither should you feel bad when you return. I can tell; your lips are ready to give me the same kind of gratitude. The rest of you is ready for what I have to offer. What you do with them is entirely up to you, but it's my only hope that whatever you do will leave you breathless.

Comfortable?

Good.

Are you ready to see what I have today?

Author's Note

Welcome to this juicy little project. This will be a collection of short, cloppy stories, covering a wide range of tastes and pleasures. It was created simply because I was tired of not finding that certain something on my own, and I know that if I can't find something, others out there can't find it either. There is no better solution than creating it myself.

What's your fetish? I may have it available. If not, tell me what you're thirsty for, and I'll see if I can make something for your tastes. Be warned, though: I cater to a wide clientele. You may see something you don't like, and that's fine. I'll make sure you know what you're stumbling in to long before you get hurt.

So tell me. What are you looking for?