A Hell jumper through and through

Dream World
Location - Limbo

"Will thou court us and Nightmare Moon?" She asked.

"Sure why not" he shrugged

"Excellent, we shall work out the details" Luna said before I a flash of light, both Alicorns vanished.

"It's not like your sister asked a week ago" he added when they were gone, moments before the world around him collapsed.

No-man's land (next morning)
Location - 2 miles south of Sanctuary.

"I think we lost them" a Griffon in gold and red armour said panting.

"We can't be too careful dad" a brown and white Griffoness stated while she also panted.

"I just can't believe the king would deem me, General Black Beak. A traitor, it just doesn't make sense Gilda" he sighed as he sat to catch his breath. After a few moments of rest, the two were ready to move on as a Diamond Dog ran in screaming before he went stiff and collapsed on the ground with a knife sticking out of the back of his head. Black moved closer slowly to the corpse as a leather armoured creature entered the cave, removed it's knife from the corpse before cutting off the corpse's head. Black cleared his throat, catching the being's attention who simply waved before turning to leave, before it made it out the entrance, Black moved in front of it. "Please help us" the Griffon said, swallowing his pride.

"Okay follow me" the being said as the two griffons followed the creature that had odd objects on its armour, along with a bloody sack that seemed to be full. The being led them a few miles to a large town filled with many different species. "Welcome to Sanctuary, find a place to settle" it said before walking off.

"Hey wait, your suppose to protect us" Black said rushing forward and in front of him.

"No you said you wanted my help so I brought you here" it said stepping passed him as continue on to a market, Gilda was fascinated while her dad continued to argue with the creature, at one point he shoved the being, which resulted in the being grabbing Black's wrist and pinning him to the ground with his arm against his back. "Don't annoy me Birdy" it said as he released Gilda's dad before reaching a Blue and black Dragoness before he handed over the bloody sack which she checked and nodded.

"Please.... At least protect my daughter from the Griffon king" Black said as tears formed in his eyes, this seemed to catch the hooded being's attention as it walked over and helped Black to his paws.

"If you join my guard then you and your child may live in Sanctuary under my protection" it said which Black nodded, the creature laughed before lowering it hood and cowl to show it was male.

"I will protect you with my life my lord" Black said with a bow causing him to laugh.

"You misunderstand, I am the Captain of Sanctuary's guard" he said with a smile before turning to the Dragoness "Amber, is there any spare houses?" He asked.

"Yes next to your manor Tony" she said as Tony smiled.

"Use the bounties to purchase it in this Griffon's name and ask Smitty I he could call in his internal designer friend from Minos to give it a once over" he asked as Amber nodded before he walked out with the two griffons, as they walked, they suddenly became surrounded by black armoured Geiffons.

"Oh no, they have found us" Black said with a whimper before Tony drew a object from a leather pouch and aimed it at the first, with a bang the first of a dozen were dead.

"Leave now or die" he said and that when Gilda noticed the amount of Elves aiming Bows or Orcs with weapons drawn "you shall die before you move" he said as the assassins looked around before they all launched at Tony and the two, in moment the world slowed down for Gilda as she watched the creature in front of her draw his large knife as he shot, stabbed and killed the enemy Griffons. After a few moments, the dozen Griffons were laying in the ground dead, dying or heavily wounded while not a single scratch was on Gilda or Black.

"Alright Birdy, I have a job for you" he said placing his boot on one's chest, the griffon spat at him so he shot it in the he's before moving to the next "I got a job for you" he said " I need you to go to your boss and tell him or her to go fuck themself and that if they try to mess with Sanctuary again, I'll kill them" he said as the griffon nodded rapidly before Tony let it go free, a dozen guard came and dragged off the corpses or surviving griffons as Tony continued to lead Gilda an Black to a large two story house with plenty of balconies. "Here you go" he said .

"Thank you" Black said bowing which Gilda followed up and did the same before the two entered their home.

Equestria
Location - Sanctuary, Tony's home.

"Master Tony,Princess Elise is here" a pony mare said before reviving a nod and left.

"Why did you hire a maid again? We don't make a mess?" He asked Chrys.

"She had a nice flank" she replied.

"So you hired her cause she had a nice ass?" He asked.

"Yes, imagine how good it would be to rut it" she said.

"But your a fe.... Oh right changeling" he said face palming before Elise entered the bedroom with three Elven women.

"Hello Tony I see you got a maid" she said pleased.

"It was Chrys's idea" he said before looking at the other elves with a raised brow.

"She has good taste, anyway these are my daughters" she said.

"Daughters? You means sister right, you don't look old enough to be their mother" he said making Elise blush.

"Elves can live for a very very long time, any way" she said as she pointed to the girls. "In order , the first is Amanda, Saint of the Hunt, next is Eliza, Saint of magic and last is Lucy, said of battle" she said pointing to the leather armoured one with a bow, then one in robes with a sword then the last with plated armour and wielding a sword an shield.

"Saints?" He asked.

"It Is the highest rank one can reach In Elven culture, save for princess" Elise said getting a nod from Tony. "So which do you select?" She said.

"I have no idea, maybe the one most willing to be in a relationship with me" he said as all three stepped forward. "Okay that didn't work um can is have a day to decide?" He asked which Elise nodded and bowed before leaving with her children.

"They all had nice large Teats" Chrys said with a giggle.

"What is with you and breasts?" He asked making he giggle as a knock was heard. "Come in" he stated before their Pegasus maid, Cloud Duster entered the room. "Hey Is something up?" He asked.

"I just wanted to ask is my Flank really the reason you hired me?" She asked.

"Um Chrys says it is but I enjoy you being around" he said as she smiled cutely.

"I don't mind if you did, a get a lot of compliments about it" she said with a smile. " also a letter arrived stating that Princess Celestia has sent a Carriage to collect you" she said as Tony nodded and started to grab his gear an enter the bathroom.

"Come with me" Chrys said leading the mare out of the room.

(Twenty minutes later)

Tony had showered, shaved and gotten dressed, making sure to put the special vest under his shirt also his jackal shield unit of his left wrist, he also grabbed a chest holster and put his magnum on his chest, hidden. As he reached the lounge room, he found Chrys sitting on the couch with Cloud laying next to her with a dumb grin on her face. "Well I'm off" he said.

"By Tony, have fun" Chrys said. As he nodded and left. "Ready for round two?" She asked the maid.

As Tony walked out and stood at his gate, he noticed that there was an increase in Diamond Dog females, or Diamond Bitches as they liked to be called much to Tony's disapproval, they seemed to be taking up residences in the part of town Tony lived which was all bit destroyed a few days ago but now was covered it two story houses 'damn those Orcs work fast' he thought as he felt a tap on his shoulder, making him turn to look at a Diamond Bitch who stood shoulder height on him, which was normal, she had a collar around her neck which had a tag saying Opal, "may I help you... Opal?" He asked and she smiled shyly, "well? Speak" he said.

"Hi" she said before running off.

"The fuck?" He muttered confused as Cadence came out of the house with her wing at full mast.

"You know Chrys is rutting the maid over the couch right?" She asked.

"Yea I know" he said with a chuckle as Cadence rubbed herself against him. "So why are you out here?" He asked.

"I was invited to the Grand Galloping Gala, which I suspect is where Aunty is taking you for your date" she said wit a smile before it turned to a frown. "Then I have to head back to the Crystal Kingdom" she sighed.

"Do you have a home stone for here and for there?" He asked as she nodded "okay duplicate the Crystal Kingdom one so I can have it and we can visit each other regularly" he said making her smile as a carriage arrived, he helped Cadence up before climbing on and relaxing with Cadence snuggled into his side. He looked down at her in her pink dress and purple dress "you look nice by the way" he said making her blush. After several hours they arrived at Ponyville to wait for a transfer in carriages and also to pick up some special guests.

Cadence was smiling as she led Tony to the towns Library, most of the towns residence were looking at the two in shock and awe, which made Tony smirk. Soon they arrived at the library and were let inside by a young dragon who gulped when he saw the human who was twice his height enter and sit on the couch with the Princess of love. "Um I'll go get Twilight" he said about to leave before Tony drew a large diamond.

"This is a gift for you Drake.... I forgot I had it in my pocket" he chuckled as Cadence and Spike looked at him.

"How could you forget you had something that size in you pocket?" Cadence asked as Tony shrugged and gave it to the now happy drake who proceeded to run up the stairs.

"So we're here to collect the elements?" He asked which received a nod as the front door opened and several ponies entered, one was Rarity, another was an Orange one with stenson, next was a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail, then a Pink one with a poofy pink mane and tail and lastly the butter one with a pink mane and tail. The group of mares stopped upon seeing Tony as Cadence, they were all in dresses and looked at the pair with mixed feelings. Some fear, others excitement and one gave him a stern look which made him chuckle as Twilight came down the stares in a dress only to dart forward and hug Cadence as soon as she saw her before doing a little dance.

'The fuck?' He thought as he watched before a knock was heard from the door, revealing a armoured Sanctuary Pegasus "Captian, you Carriages has arrived" the Stallion announced 'I have carriages? He thought a he rose and walked with the mares and drake out to see several Dragon plate Pegasus attacked to two Black carriages, standing in front of one was Mare Sweet Heart in a dress.

"Hello Captain, I thought seeing as I was on my way to the Gala, that I may pick you up" she said giving a bow which he returned.

"Thank you Sweet" he said scratching her behind the ears before helping Cadence and Sweet into one carriage along with Twilight before he climbed in.

"So how are you doing after what happened Twi?" Cadence asked the Violet mare who looked down.

"Okay I guess, I just never expected my brother to do something so horrible" she sniffed.

"Well he was punished for what he did" Cadence replied which she got a nod from Twilight. "So changing the subject, what's new?" She asked.

"Um the girls and I are tasked with reforming Eris next week" Twilight said making Sweet and Cadence gasp but Tony shrugged.

"But why, she is the literal god if chaos" Sweet said.

"Yea but everypony deserves a second chance even Queen Chrysalis, where ever he is." Twi said.

"Most likely passed out in my bed" Tony said catching the violet mare off guard.

"Or rutting Cloud" Cadence added getting a nod from Tony.

"Or fondling Mayli" Tony said.

"Wait why is she with you?" Twilight asked.

"Cause she is my partner" Tony said.

"May I study her?" Twilight asked hopeful.

"Maybe" he said which made her smile.

"Yay um may I study you and your things also" she asked confidently.

"Fuck no" Tony said causing her ears to fall against her head.

"Pleaseeeee" she begged giving puppy dog eyes which Tony simply put a hand over he eyes.

"No all my things are meant to kill, if you touch them, they will hurt or kill you of your friends" he said attempting to scare her, which worked.

"Then why can you touch them?" She asked making him laugh.

"Because I was trained to use them" he said.

"Can you train me?" She asked as he shook his head. "Why not?"

"This is why" he said gently grabbing her hoof.

"I know a spell to make me into a Anthropomorphic pony" she said causing him to cock and eye.

"I won't let you touch my things or use magic on them but I shall show you and tell you about them, deal?" He asked and she grumbled but agreed. The ride was quiet for a the rest of the way until they landed and exited the carriage and moved inside the castle through the crowds, as they reached inside, the elements and Cadence all went off to do their own thing.

"Tony may you please come with me while I go set up trade agreements with other nations and towns?" Sweet asked which got her a nod before they went off to talk with other leaders. 'Well at least I give me time to think of what to say to sun butt'.

After thirty minutes of conversing with random people, Tony found an empty table to sit at and relax, he was soon joined by a Diamond bitch who was wearing a gold and diamond crown. "You must be Anthony" she said offering her paw which he took and shook.

"I am but how do you know me?" He asked.

"Well who do you think has been paying you for killing Diamond Dog slavers?" She asked with a smile. "Oh how rude of me, my name is Queen Ruby" she said with a smile as Tony nodded.

"It's a pleasure to meet you." He replied as a Minotour in plated armour sat at his flank, followed by Inferno, an Elven woman, an Orc and several other races "um who are you lot?" He asked.

"My name is King Steel Horn, King of Minotours" the Minotour said.

"You know me, I am King Inferno Dracos, King of Dragons" Inferno said.

"I am Queen Mi'lect, Queen of Elves" the elf said.

"Okay I get you all are royalty but question, why are you all talking to me?" Tony asked.

"You have helped our races more then Equestria or any other race and we wanted to thank you in person" the Orc in dark Green spiked armour stated as Sweet came over, before she could say anything, Tony picked her up and as her I his lap making her blush.

"If you want, you can set up Trade agreements with Sanctuary" Tony suggested receiving nods from royals.

"Of course and if it is alright, would we be able to send some of our people to Sanctuary to relieve the worry of Over population in out Capitals?" Mi asked.

"Once Sanctuary has been expanded then yes" Sweet said.

"If ya need help with expanding your wee town into ah City, ah have plenty of Builder who would love to have the work" the Earthen King said.

"That would be very helpful" Sweet said.

"Yes but we need a diplomat for each of our races in Sanctuary" the Goblin in a rough exo suit stated.

"Well we have a Master Earthen, a Dragoness Princess, a Elven Princess and a Orc Chieftain already there" Sweet replied.

"Ah yes my father lives in Sanctuary" the Earthen said.

"Wait Smitty is your father?" Tony asked getting a nod. "Damn".

"He was the previous King of Sub Terran." He replied.

"So all you need is a Dark Elf Diplomat, Bat Pony Diplomat, Goblin Diplomat, Ogre Diplomat, Minotour Diplomat and a Fai Diplomat" Steel said getting a round of nods.

"Well we better start building into The No - Man's land then" Tony said chuckling getting shocked looks.

"That's a death wish for the builders" Steel said.

"Not when I've got my Soldiers trained" he said as the Bat Pony mare raised her hoof.

"Do you mean train them so try are like you?" She asked.

"Yes, train them to become Marines an thanks to Smitty and Inferno, we can arm them with human weapons" he stated.

"Well it sounds like Sanctuary will be an interesting place in the next few years" the Dark Blue Elf Queen stated.

"Yea, just have to talk to Celestia on allowing us to have more freedom as she has been sending her Guard to Sanctuary recently" Sweet said.

"You all talk will I go ask her" Tony said lifting Sweet off his lap an sitting her in the chair before he went off to find the Fat assed Alicorn, he found her being lectured by a tall white Caribou, a Troll, a Griffon and Gnome.

"I'm sorry but I won't surrender the Captain of Sanctuary's guard over to the Caribou or Griffon Empire" she said as Tony cleared his throat catching all their attention.

"You, you murdered my soldiers" the white Reindeer said poking Tony's chest before Tony grabbed his hoof and began squeezing.

"Well they shouldn't had tried to take over land that isn't theirs" he said as he slowly crushed the Caribou's hoof.

"How about we settle this, you each choose a Champion to face Tony, they may have any weapon or armour they desire, if they win you can have Sanctuary" Celestia said.

"What the fuck Celestia" Tony said as she smiled.

"Fine what do you want for Sanctuary if you win."

"For Sanctuary to be it's own nation and the No-mans land" he said.

"Deal" she stated