A Hell jumper through and through

Equestria
Location - Canterlot, castle

"I believe I have come to a decision of your sentence Prince, you shall have your titles and ranks stripped from you, your name will be black marked in the Equestrian Records as a stallion who attempted to murder an Equestria Princess, the your family will be notified of your sin and all your wealth shall be donated to Cadence and your family. " she said looking to Luna.

"After this is complete, thou shall be transformed into a mare before thou shall be trapped in heat for the next year but thou shall also be enchanted so that thou will never be able to touch another pony or thou self again, along with the fact that thou shall be banished from Equestria and every night thou shall sure nightmares" Luna said before guards came and dragged him away, still with the spikes in his knees. Once Celestia, Luna and Tony were all alone, Luna cleared her throat gaining Tony's attention. "Tony, we desire to know of thou's military history". She said making Tony sigh.

"Are you sure?" He asked getting a nod for both "okay well I'll keep it short. I fake my age as joined the marine core at the age of 15, I didn't get found out until I was 18 but at that point no one really cared, my very first mission at 16 resulted in my arm getting crushed by a 2 ton monster, which gave me nightmares for a couple months, I watched the planet I was on get glassed when I was 17 which cause a all of sleep even to this day, at the age of 19 I managed to get the rank of captain which apparently because I just didn't die, I was given an entire battalion under my command, that was until I reach 22 when a single mistake caused 15,762 human lives to be lost along with the Destroyer 'Mercy', I was arrested and put in front of a military court, who decided that seeing that we were loosing too many good fighters that they couldn't loose another so I got stripped of all my medals and rank before being shipped to the ODST and ending up on Reach at the age of 23, after that was lost, I ended up here at 24" he said leaving both monarchs with their jaws hanging.

"Your so young? And yet you have been through so much!" Celestia stated.

"Why did thou join the Marine core?" Luna asked.

"Because my Mother an Father fought an died of a planet known as Harvest and really didn't want to stay on my home called Luna until the Covenant came and killed me" he said as Luna's face turned slightly pink.

"Thou are from a world known as Luna?" She asked leaning forward.

"Well it's actually a moon" he said making her smile "um may I go now?" He asked as he received a nod from Celestia and Luna before he used his teleport crystal to leave.

"My stars, he is quite damaged" Celestia said to her sister who wasn't paying attention "Lulu?" She asked nudging her.

" what? Um 37" she stated looking at her sister who had a confused look on her face. "Yes dear sister?" She asked playing it off.

"Um I said that he seems quite damaged" Celestia said.

"Then that just means that he needs some pony to help fix him" she said with a smirk "and we intend to be that pony, along with thou dear sister" she said with a smile.

"I don't know, he doe need a lot of work" she said.

"Well we shall work on his nightmares when we can while thou tempts him with thou's cake filled posterior" Luna teased.

"It's not cake filled" Celestia said looking at her flank quickly.

"Oh then it is just chubby then" he said before teleporting away as Celestia threw a chair at her.

"It's not chubby" she muttered.

'No it is, it's our best feature' Molestia said getting a growl from Celestia 'what I'm just being honest' she said

'Yea what ever' Celestia replied

'So Lulu has a crush on our human' Molestia said making Celestia smile. 'Why are you smiling?'

'Because Lulu wants to finally have a relationship and also it saves paperwork' she said.

Equestria
Location - Canterlot, Luna's Chambers

'Did you really have to make fun of her ass?' Moon asked as Luna giggle

"What it's as big as our moon" she stated as a shadowy must left Luna to materialise in front of her.

"Fine then what's this about wanting to be in a herd with her?" Moon asked confused.

"Saves paperwork" Luna said before laying in her bed.

"Your kidding right?" Moon asked.

"Have thou seen the paperwork needed for an individual to marry an Alicorn?, this way we can at least duplicate the paperwork he has sighed to save time" she said with a yawn.

"Right that still doesn't explain why you want her in a herd with Luna boy" Moon said.

"Because he Is the only one that she takes a second glance at" Luna said. "Now shush, we are sleeping" she said before Moon re-entered her body.

Equestria
Location - Sanctuary, Tony's home

Tony had arrived home to find that Chrys had take Cadence to the medical centre, he wanted to check on her except he still smelt like blood and sweat from that morning so he took the chance to clean himself up while the other two were away. As he got out of the shower, he wrapped a towel around himself as he realised that he had no cloths, just as he thought that he heard a knock from his front door.

As he opened the door with the towel around his waist he was confronted by three white unicorns, one had a suit and a monocle on, the next was one from the Crystal Empire with her purple curly mane and tail and the last had a pink mane and a more slender face then the other two "can I help you?" He asked the three, the two mares of the group looked at him mixed looks, while the stallion stood tall, even if he was only waist high on the muscular scarred dragon armed human.

"Why yes, are you Anthony?" The stallion asked.

"Yes I am, why do you ask?" He asked.

"We have been sent by Princess Celestia to make you a suit for your date with her" he said making him cock an eyebrow.

"Um sure, come in" he said gesturing the three into his living room.

"Okay so we just need to take some measurements so please, remove your towel" the stallion said as Tony cocked his eyebrow and looked at the two mares.

"Right only if they aren't looking" he said pointing to the mares.

"It's nothing my sister and Rarity haven't seen before" the stallion said a Tony groaned and dropped his towel. "Oh... Wow.... Um okay" the stallion said with a odd look as the mare tuned bright red.

"Just get this over with" he growled, catching all their attentions.

"Sorry it's just different for what I am use to, for one you have no sheath, second your head is different and thirdly it's bigger then the average stallion." The white one with the pink mane said.

"Well I'm not a stallion so let's get this over with" he said which received a nod for the three as they measured him, "also I hope It isn't any trouble but would you be able to make me some casual cloths a I only have my armour sets" he asked.

"Of course my boy, oh and I forgot to mention, my name is Fancy Pants, the mare with the slender muzzle an pink mane is My sister Fleur and this lovely mare with the purple mane is my Fiancé Rarity" he said a the other two gave a bow. "I must add that you are much different then a minotour or elf, your body has considerably more muscle then and elf and Minotour but it doesn't bulge on you, if anything it feels tightly packed" he said poking Tony's calf muscle.

"That pretty normal for humans," he said before he felt a hoof poke his right arm.

"Why is one of your arms covered in dragon scale?" Fleur asked.

"I lost my arm a while back and got a metal robotic replacement, my fried Smitty decided that it should have skin so he used the flesh of a dragon I killed a few days ago" he said getting gasps.

"You killed a dragon?!" Rarity asked. "Why?" She added.

"Yes I did and it was to save this town" he said.

"Wow you are like a knight in shining armour" Rarity said making him chuckle.

"My armour stopped shining a long time ago" he added as they three finished, letting him put his towel back on before Fancy came over with a book an handed it to him.

"Please select a style you like" he said as he floated a marker over to Tony, which Tony selected what he wanted before turning to Fancy.

"Would I be able to get some with this insignia on them?" He asked pointing to the ODST insignia tattoo on his forearm.

"Why of course" fancy said as his horn glowed as surrounded the tattoo before a copy appeared on a sheet of paper. "There, these cloths will be done by Wednesday, which is two days" fancy said before he left with the other mares.

"Thank you" he said a he went to close the door only to have it pushed open by Chrys and Cadence, Cadence being in bandages and a cast on her left wing. "Shit was it that bad?" He asked getting a nod from the two as they wen upstairs after Tony locked the front door.

"Yea he managed to break my wing but I couldn't feel it as the nerve ending was damaged, " Cadence said with a frown until Tony scratched her gently on her head.

"Well he got his just dessert" he said before he sat on his bed with Chrys and Cadence and explained what happened and his punishment.