Well, I am about to write this...
Cider and Burning Dash
POV: ???
I glance around the skies of Ponyville. I smile as I notice the peace and calm surrounding and I nustle myself into the cloud. I sigh contently and I open my eyes to begin watching the sunrise. This is my favorite part of the day, watching both the sunrise and sunset. I love watching the sun rise and slowly nudge everypony from their sleep. I also love being able to watch the moon rise and see each twinkling little star begin to nudge the world to sleep. I smile as the sun begins to peek over the horizon.
“FWOOOP!”
“Gah!” I flap my wings as the cloud beneath me disappears into vapor. I glare at the rainbow trail in front of me. “Seriously Rainbow Dash?”
“SORRY! Can't talk, it's Apple Season!”
Apple season...fack. “Apple Cider Season?” Silence greets my verbal question. I groan. “Not again.”
POV: Rainbow Dash
“Com'on com'on give me some of that cider!” I toss AppleBloom a few bits and I glance anxiously at the faucet and lick my lips anxiously. I gasp eagerly as the cider begins pouring...and then it stops.
“Gahhhhh! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! NOT AGAIN!”
“Sorry pardn'er...”
“You have got to be kidding me! WHY?”
“Sugarcube, ah wouldn't worry about it. There will be some more next week!”
“Next week?” I gasp. “But that is like forever! It might as well be months! Years!”
“Well calm down then. You ain't getting any until then.”
“Oh com'on AJ!” I give her a look. “Can't you spare a drink for me?”
“Eenope.” I glare at Big Mac calmly walking past.
“Meanie.”
“Sorry sweetie. That's just how it works. I do wish I could hope you out.”
“Aww...Luna poop.”
I hear Fluttershy's voice speak up from behind me. “Uh...language?”
“Ya, ya, I know.” I stretch out my hoof and Pinkie Pie pops out beside me. She plops a bar of soap in my hoof and I stuff it into my mouth. “Hawpy Flwrrshy?”
“Very.”
(Time Elaspe)
I slam into my cloud as AppleJack looks up into the sky for the umpteenth time. I peek over the edge and I smirk as she shrugs. She tilts her hat downward and walks over to the barn door. Looking around for a split second, she walks in.
I begin forming little waves on my cloud. I glance out at the barn door and frown. Still nothing. I look back down and frown as I notice no movement. I muffle a groan and look up at the clouds above me. One, two, three, four, five...ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....I'm bored of counting clouds. I glance back down. FINALLY! She's back out! I look anxiously at her as she slowly backs out of the barn. Finally her familiar old hat appears with her tugging out a barrel. I gasp in excitement and I feel my back leg twitch and hit the cloud. I lick my lips. AppleJack releases the barrel and after looking around, goes back into the barn. I squeel in excitement and I flap my wings, dispersing the cloud. I grip the barrel and I breath deeply. Ah, that is indeed the familiar smell of that good old and delicious cider! I grip the cider barrel and turn to start flying home...only to notice that I'm not moving. I look down at the barrel and I fly over to the side of the barrel. I grip the side of the barrel and give it an experimental tug upwards. I frown. I can pick up one side of the barrel, but I can't pick the entire thing. How the actual buck does Big Mac pick up these barrels with no effort whatsoever? He makes these babies look so light! My ears twitch at a noise and I twirl around. I peek in the barn and I see AppleJack backing out slowly with another barrel. Buck. I turn around and bolt off the ground. Time to think about this, in my favorite thinking spot.
(Ten seconds later)
I glare angrily downwards. I grab a nearby cloud and stomp angrily on it. I smirk as the lightening bolt hits Burning Axe. He flitters upwards before landing on the ground with a satisfying thump.
“Argghhh...what the flump?”
I open my mouth to screech at him. I shut my mouth as a thought slams into my head. I can only pick up that barrel halfway...but if I had somepony to help me...well...hehe...
“Rainbow Dash, what the buck was that for?”
I glance downwards at the moaning brown pegasi. His eyes, one blue and one green lock onto me and search me with utter confusion. I smirk heavily. “Well, I was thinking about eviscerating you for being in my thinking spot.” I see him gulp. “However, I have a better idea for you.”
After a moment of silence, I hear a gulp. “And what might that be?”
(That night)
I grin happily. I inch closer to the barrel. Beside me, I hear Burning Axe mutter. “I can't believe that you dragged me out here to help you steal a barrel of cider.”
“What? It's AppleJack's cider! Have you not tasted it? It's a slice of heaven!”
“Actually no. I was behind you in the line, and I couldn't get a cider.”
I glance sideways at him. “Wait, seriously, you couldn't?”
“Nope.”
“Tell you what! Help me carry this home, and you can help me finish this barrel!”
He glances at me. “Where do you live?”
I point my hoof in the direction. He follows my hoof and mutters a word. “Buck.”
POV: Burning Axe
I plop myself on the cloud floor. “Rainbow Dash? That better be worth it.” I wipe the sweat from my eyes. “Cause that was bucking”
“Oh shut up Burning.” She grabs a cup off her table and fills it up in a flash. “Here taste this.” She slams the cup and forces me to drink some. I gag for a second and then my tongue tastes the cider. My eyes widen with surprise.
“Oh my Celestia.”
She nods excitedly. “I know right! It's HEAVENLY!” She releases the cup and I grasp at the cup hurriedly. I smile as I catch it. I drink heavily and I see her grabbing a cup to begin drinking.
“Careful.”
I perk my ears at a whisper floats across the wind. I listen for a little bit longer. I hear Rainbow Dash's voice. “What?”
I shake my head. “Oh, nothing, I thought I heard something.”
“Cool!” I sip calmly at the cider. “Want to have a drinking contest?”
I roll my eyes in thought. I shrug. “Sure! Let me finish this cup, and then we'll start.”
“Gah...I'll see you in the morning.”
(A couple of hours later...)
“I win big *hic* guy!” I glance at Rainbow Dash and I notice the barrel empty between us. I chuckle.
“Yep. Though that was definitely *hic* delicious cider!”
“Well, what did I *hic* say? It is certainly *hic* bucking *hic*delicious!” I nod in agreement.
“Well, I must be *hic* getting home now Rainbow Dash. Where's the front door?” She raises her hoof to point behind me.
“Oh just, *hic*, over there. Here, let me show you.” She gets up slowly but trips over her feet. I flinch from the sound of her hitting the floor.
“That won't be needed.” I hear her mutter in protest and I turn around to begin walking towards the exit. I smile. “That was certainly delicious cider though. I can't wait for next week when I can have even more.”
THUD
I blink. In front of me is the wall. “Uh...” I turn around and look around for Rainbow Dash. I feel another hiccup coming up. “Where's the...*hic*....where are you at Rainbow?” I flinch as a heavy weight lands on my back flattening me. I groan on the ground and turn around to face the ceiling. On top of me is Rainbow Dash. She giggles weakly.
“Oopsie...looks like I can't *hic* fly straight big guy.”
I give her a deadpan look. “You don't say. Where were you an..ghtttttt?”
My eyes widen in surprise as I feel soft lips touch my lips. She pulls away slowly. “Anybody ever tell you that *hic* you talk too much?” I open my muzzle to speak and she smiles at me. She quickly leans down and kisses me once more, and I feel her tongue enter my mouth. I feel my cheeks blushing. Oh buck it. I press into the kiss slowly and I begin kissing back. She grabs the back of my head and pulls me even deeper into the kiss.
She pulls backwards. “Burning, you taste like cider.”
“And you taste like apples...”
She pulls me back into a kiss. I press deeply into it, running my hooves up and down her wings. I feel one wing tracing my cutie mark, sending a deep wave of shivers throughout my body. I moan and I kiss her even deeper.
And I feel her tail brush between my legs. I blush heavily and I pull away from the kiss. “Rainbow, you can't do that?”
She just gives me an alluring look. “Oh why can't I?”
“Well, cause you...and *hic* I...uh...”
She kisses me. “Shut up big guy.” Her tail slaps my face, deepening my blush. “You know you want it.”
“Well...ya...but...”
“No buts. Unless you don't want a bit of this.” She picks herself up from on top of me and turns around. She moves to reveal her plot. “Com'on big guy, you want *hic* this right?”
I shrug. She looks at me with a pout. “Well, let me help you decide.” She grabs me between the legs and begins massaging. “Meanwhile, make yourself useful.” She turns around so that her plot is above my face. I frown in confusion.
“Ehrm..what *hic* do you” I gasp as I feel her mouth grasp my cock. I close my eyes and stretch out. Oh my bucking Celestia, this is so bucking good. I feel her tail slap me. I open my eyes and look at Rainbow Dash's plot. I grasp her butt with my hooves and pull her down towards my muzzle. I stick my tongue and tentatively lick her. Hmm...she tastes sweet.
“Get to work back there.” Her tail whacks me and I duck. I hurriedly bury my tongue in her plot. “Oh, yessssssssssss! Dear Luna that is the bucking spot! *hic* Oh, good Luna, that feels so bucking good!”
I feel her mouth envelop me once more in pleasure and I moan.
“Oh you bucking idiot. Natures Fury is going to eviscerate you for doing this.”
My ears twitch but I ignore it as I feel another wave of pleasure hit me. I feel juice squirt on my face, but I keep licking.
Time: The next morning
POV: Burning Axe
“Ugh...what happened?” My head aches. I feel movement behind me. I turn around and I feel the soft embrace of somepony else. I sigh as I feel the warm covers on top of me. I groan groggily. “Ehrm...who's there?” I open my eyes and I blink them at the sunlight pouring at my eyes. “Arggg...this sunlight.” My ears twitch at the sound of a female voice.
“No, no, no,no,nononono, this can't be happening!” I feel two hooves connect with my body and send me flying. I feel myself free-falling and I blink in confusion.
CRASHhhhhh
I blink at the branches obscuring my view. I flap my wing. “Well...I'm alive...and my head hurts like hell. I guess it could be worse.”
CRACK
“Buck.” I crash onto the surprisingly soft ground. I open my eyes slowly and see pillows obscuring my view. Beyond that I hear voices.
“Told you AppleJack. Looks like you owe me five bits.”
I hear another crash a couple of feet away from me.
“Is that Rainbow Dash?”
“Yep! Told ya that she couldn't fly for horsefeathers after being hung over!”
Silence enters the air for a couple of seconds. “So you owe me five bits, and I owe you five bits...oh buck this. I've got Burning Axe, you get Rainbow Dash.”
“Yes sirree! I've got a tongue lashing to give somepony over the'e!”
I hear hoofsteps heading towards me. I raise my eyes and I see a pegasi looking at me. I look over the black fur right above the hooves. I notice that the rest of the fur is a dark blue color, looking almost like the night sky, but just a few shades lighter. I look into his eyes and shiver as I notice the dark dark red color. It's looks almost black, but it is at the same time a distinctively red color. His mane is the almost exact opposite of his coat, bearing a white look with the tiniest highlight of sky blue in the mane.
“Get up. I'm not carrying you all the way home.” His voice ends with a slight chuckle. “What were you thinking? Oh wait, you weren't. Ah, hopefully you've learned your lesson...I just hope I don't have to do this again.”
I stand shakily to my feet and I nearly stumble. He rushes over and pushes me upwards with his wing. “Don't fall yet. I'll help you on home.” I see a hint of a smile forming on his lips. I look at his flank and notice his cutie mark. A sword and an olive branch cross each other, both imposed on top of a full moon.
“Urgg...what's up with the cutie mark? And what's your name?”
He smirks at me. “That's a story for another time. As for my name? My name is only for those who are my friends, but I'll give you my alias. Death Fox.” He winks at me. “Don't question it, just get on home.”
I groan and I lean into the helping wing. With him by my side, I slowly begin the long trek back home. I may have a freaking bucking son of a bitch headache, but it was worth it. That cider was so worth it. Just...why do I feel like something happened last night? Oh, buck it, if it's important, I'll remember later.
Author's Note
(Sorry, can't write anymore. I'm blushing as hard as a red jay right now, and ya...I haven't had sex....so if you find someone who wants to finish this...let me know. Also...if you want to give this a shoutout, let me know first. I have to post this on fimfiction.net...yay...)