Twilight Sparkle has somehow been taken to Aperture Science’s laboratories, and must now find her way back home. Unfortunately, the residential A.I. unit, G.L.A.D.O.S., has other plans for Twilight, including forcing her to “think with portals” in order to perform Self-Cunnilingus and other various sexual acts. Will Twilight succeed and find her way home, or will she fail and be forever trapped inside of Aperture Science? (This is clop-fiction.)