Finding A Way Around Alicorn Anatomy

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Second Person, Comedy
Length: 3395

You make love to Princess Celestia as best you can, despite the issue involving a certain part of her alicorn anatomy.

You make love to Princess Celestia as best you can, despite the issue involving a certain part of her alicorn anatomy.

Published 2015-12-05 05:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-05 05:50:02 UTC

Unyielding Resolve To Love An Alicorn

Unyielding Resolve To Love An Alicorn

Within a dark, candle lit room you lay next to a large, alabaster horse upon a huge queen sized bed.

Almost like a night light her flowing multicolored mane and tail gave off faint light, her fur was snow white, she had gorgeous feathery wings and there was a long white horn protruding out from atop her head.

Her beautiful face was crafted by the great god horse Faust herself. Her large magenta eyes spoke of compassion and concern for all life, yet silly mischief from time to time.

Your tiny human eyes stared into those larger eyes of her’s, as you cuddled her with your arms around her long swan like neck. She in turn held you with her silky soft hooves, as her long hair lightly tickled your almost naked body.

This pony was Princess Celestia, who had the greatest fat butt in all of Equestria and beyond. She was the greatest booty queen in all the world, everyone wanted to tap dat ass.

To show your love, you moved your right hand upon her cutie mark, where you gave the soft fat of her massive flank a gentle squeeze. As a result, Celestia leaned forward to give you a brief soft kiss on the lips in appreciation of your romantic gesture.

"Celestia, I love you with all my heart," you put a hand down into your boxers to pull out a carrot. "And that is why I want to feed you this carrot."

Tears of joy began to form in Celestia’s eyes, as she spoke in a low voice. "Oh Anon, you’re so romantic."

Celestia leaned her head forward in order to begin slowly chewing on the carrot, starting from the tip and gradually making her way downward.

As Celestia ate the carrot before you, you lifted a hand to pet her ethereal mane. The white mare uttered low moans of approval as you stroked her mane. Her hair felt wonderful and warm to the touch, yet it still felt somewhat like normal hair. Your fingers slid through it like it was flowing water, and you felt a slight tingling sensation course through your hand as you touched it.

Celestia gave you a nasty grin once she had finished the carrot, before she proceeded to roll over on top of you, straddling herself over you and pinning you under her immense weight.

Eating fattening cake for tens of thousands of years isn’t good for one’s figure, thankfully most of said fat seem to have gone to her butt. Nonetheless, you weren’t in any pain whatsoever, as weight suppressing magic allowed her to do this without hurting you.

From this new position she towered over you, as she looked down at you with hungry, lust filled eyes.

You raised both your hands to rest them upon her massive buttcheeks, where you proceeded to tightly grip the sides of her wide, white marshmallow cheeks.

Your hands dug deeply into the thick, bountiful mounds of flesh from her cheeks. Your tight grip upon her had caused your fingers to dig deep into the thick, soft fat of her squishy soft, enormous rump. Your applied pressure from your hands compressed down the immense layer of fat belonging to her godly butt

Soon you upped the ante a little by roaming your hands over the wide expanse of her cheeks belonging to her immense white bubble butt. With a happy grin on your face you fondled her gigantic ass all over, giving a tight squeezed to her butt here and there.

Celestia returned the favor by magically lowering your boxers with her horn alight, before she squeezed your cock between her large mountains of soft fat belonging to her sizeable teats.

Her breasts were even softer than her fur, the large mounds of flesh smothered your cock in a thick layer of soft fat, gently caressing your spire all over with an impossibly soft thick blanket.

Your long, thick towering cock poked hard against her belly as she rubbed her silky soft fur against your skin. You did not possess such a large penis before coming to Equestria and meeting Celestia, who used her fancy horse magic to make it bigger. Celestia liked to suck big cocks down her throat after all.

A nasty grin came upon your face as you lifted your hands away from her butt. Celestia, in response to this whined sadly as she stared down at you with pleading doggy eyes. Then with one motion you slammed your hands down upon her rump, slapping her massive ass hard with both hands.

Celestia moaned in approval as her butt wobbled from side to side as a result from your double butt slap.

Deciding to be a little brave, you moved both your hands over the wide expanse of her large buttcheeks, making your way toward her marehood.

However, once you were dangerously close to touching her most private of places the mare had abruptly lit up her horn with golden light, before she pulled your hands away with magic, before dropping them to your side, holding them firmly there.

"Anon, be careful!" she shouted, giving you a harsh glare.

"But, I wasn’t going to touch it."

"Sure, you weren’t," she said rolling her eyes.

Awkward silence filled the room as you two stared at one another with a shared nasty glare.

"Can you release my hands now?" you asked in an annoyed tone.

"Promise me, promise you won’t dare touch my vagina and asshole. I don’t want to hurt you my little human," she said in a soft, pleading voice.

You groaned in annoyance. "I told you, I wasn’t going to--

The look of misery upon Celestia’s face silenced you. Her eyes were wide in fear and tears began to form in her eyes.

"Celestia? Are you OK?" you asked in a soft voice.

"No… I-I…. How can you love me? When you can’t make love to me without getting your dick vaporized?" she asked, her voice low and sad.

Her sadness freed your hands from the hold of her magic.

You could not stand seeing Celestia upset, thus without a word you answered her question by wrapping your hands around her neck, before pulling her head down to meet your lips. With loving passion you kissed the alicorn mare, pushing your tongue against her larger tongue.

Initially, Celestia was rather taken aback by this sudden kiss, before she uttered a low moan as she returned the kiss with gusto. Her larger, more muscular tongue gently danced with your far smaller and weaker human tongue in a tender display of affection.

Your hands rejoined her butt, squeezing and rubbing like before. The mare in turn resumed rubbing her body against you, squeezing your cock with her large breasts.

Back and forth Celestia rubbed herself against you, loving the feel of your shaft poking hard against her and the feel of it between her breasts.

Celestia giggled in delight, as she used her tongue to play with your front sharp canine teeth, loving the foreign feel as she rubbed her tongue over them.

Eventually, you two slowly parted lips to stare at one another in a mutual exchange of love in both your eyes.

"Anon, can I suck your dick now? she said in a soft voice as she shifted her body between your crotch, her head down mere inches away from your tall spire.

"I want something inside me," she added with a wicked grin upon her face.

"Sure my fat sexy horse," you said in a mocking tone.

Celestia fixed you with a harsh glare, eyes narrowing to pin pricks. The room’s temperature and her body suddenly rose to a very uncomfortable level, with literally steam spewing off her forehead as her body gave off heat like a hot boiler.

"Ow! Ow! Aaaaahhh! I’m sorry Celestia! Please forgive me!" you said with a low voice, laced with fear and pain.

Celestia’s expression soften, along with the heat level dropping down to what it was before. She flashed her horn, a light tingling sensation flowed through your body as it glowed briefly light blue. The pain and any possible burns she inflicted upon you through her anger were wiped away with her healing spell.

"I know you didn’t mean it, but that went a bit too far. I forgive you, but please don’t make fun of my weight again. After all, I’ve been eating less cake these past few years."

"Uhhh, no you haven’t. I’ve been baking you cakes every day. Big and chocolatey, just the way you like em."

"Oh shut up!" she shouted, before in one fell swoop she cramped your entire cock down her throat, which caused you to gasp in shock.

Celestia stared up at you with mischievous eyes, before slowly pulling back, her throat tightly squeezing your cock as she did so. Agonizingly slow, she raised her head as her soft, wet lips formed a tight seal over your shaft.

Your hand went to her mane, stroking it lovingly. Celestia took the hint and thus began to quickly bob her head up and down your shaft.

Violent slurping noises now filled the room as Celestia eagerly sucked your cock, jerking her head back and forth as she sucked you off, your gasping moans of approval was music to her ears.

As Celestia continued to suck you off, her front right hoof snaked its way to her rump, in order to use said hoof to rub her marehood. This was perhaps the closest thing you could do for sex with Celestia, since inside the two holes from her backside were twenty seven million degrees fahrenheit.

All of a sudden there came a blinding flash of light as a scroll came into existence upon your lap. Celestia ceased her movements, your cock however was still lodged deep down her throat.

A golden aura surrounded her horn as she levitated the parchment before her.

Celestia quietly read the text upon the scroll without a word, before her eyes widen as she gasped in shock, said gasp reverberating through her throat.

"What is it Celestia?" you asked, in a most curious tone.

Celestia lifted her head off your cock, in order to speak, by shouting in an excited voice "Anon! Faust herself took pity on me and granted me a spell to allow us to finally make love!"

"Yes! I get to bang best butt!” you shouted with your fist raised in joy over this awesome news.

The scroll flashed with blinding light as Celestia horn was wrapped in a golden aura. Next, you felt a light wave of magic flow through your body, lightly tickling your insides.

With the spell cast, Celestia proceeded to stand up upon the bed, turn around and shamelessly drop her chest upon the mattress as she raised her massive rump high into the air.

"This old mare requests that you finger bang me and lick my butt before you mount me. Won’t you do that deary?" she asked in a pleading tone.

"Uh… I’m nervous! What if the spell doesn’t work?!" you said, eyes darting from side to side.

"Anon, I need this! I’ve waited long enough! I’m an over fifty thousand years old virgin! I need the D already dammit!" she shouted, hot steam puffing out from her nostrils.

"OK-OK! Just one question?"

"What?!" she shouted, glaring daggers back at you.

"If this doesn’t work. You’ll be able to bring my cock back won’t you?" you said, in a low voice filled with fear.

Celestia sighed. "Yes! I’m a god horse! Of course I can bring your penis back! Now shut up and lick my butt already!" she shouted in exasperation.

You gulped nervously. Then without a word you stood up upon the bed. You scratched the back of your neck, scared of the beautiful, yet terrifying butt before you.

"Come on my little human," she spoke in a sweet angelic voice. "Don’t be scared. My Sunbutt won’t hurt you now. I’m sorry I was so impatient with you."

"OK, here goes." you said nervously as you approached the mare.

You closed your eyes, bracing yourself for pain, then with suicidal bravery you slammed your right fist into the crucible that was Celestia’s vagina. Despite it being as hot as the sun’s core within her marehood, your hand remained perfectly intact as it lay deep within her love box.

The heat within her vagina while intense was not uncomfortable, which was odd since your hand was inside something that was 15 million degrees celsius. Your hand was inside something where nobody had gone before.

Her warm and slick insides held your hands in a tight loving embrace. It was amazing that you could even feel in the first place on how wet her insides were due to her love juices within her vagina, considering how hot it was within it.

"You did it Anon! I’m so proud of you!" she said with tears of joy in her eyes.

With Celestia’s encouraging words you went down upon your knees and then proceeded to bury your face between the thick mounds of butt fat in order to lick out her butt with glee, while at the same time you spinned your hand around in circles inside her vagina like a cake mixer. You were a master of baking cakes, so it was only natural you were good at butt loving with your hands.

Celestia moaned aloud as you licked her butthole whilst you metaphorically mixed a cake inside her vagina with your hand.

To make things even better for her, you moved your other hand toward her butthole in order to finger bang it too. This caused Celestia to literally scream in pleasure, as you used both hands to love her butthole and vagina.

With that Celestia came a river. Your body was hit with blasts of cum from her vagina, soaking you in marecum material.

"Oh human! Stick it inside now!" she shouted.

Bracing yourself you tightly grabbed her wide, thick rump, your applied pressure compressed down the thick layer of fat from her silky soft, white marshmallow flesh of her massive butt.

Celestia bit her lower lip in anticipation as you positioned your massive cock before the entrance of her vagina. With one light push you pressed the thick tip inside. You gasped at the heat inside along with her powerful alicornal vaginal muscles tightly squeezing your fat tip like a vice.

Celestia looked back at you with pleading doggy eyes, begging you to continue. Slowly and gently you pushed forward, the tight, soft walls of her marehood giving away little by little as you made your way inside.

Slowly and tenderly, inch by inch with utmost compassion you pushed your long and thick cock gradually inside her, spreading open her tight walls as it went deeper and deeper inside.

Celestia seemed to be fine, eagerly taking your long shaft without complaint. However, you immediately stopped your advance when you were about halfway inside her, as you saw her hiss in pain with tears in her eyes.

"Celestia?! Are you OK?" you shouted in panic.

"Yes! Keep going! I need this!" she said with a raised voice with a look of solid steel determination upon her face.

Nodding, you pressed onward, slowly and gently. Celestia stood steadfast, now seemingly taking your huge cock with stride and without complaint. Inch by inch she took your insane cartoon sized massive cock into her.

Both of you uttered a moan each as your thick tip came to rest inside her deepest barrier.

Basking in the moment you merely held your long and thick cock deep inside the beautiful white goddess pony before you. Princess Celestia herself smiled in utmost happiness, looking back at you with tears of joy in her eyes.

"Finally! After fifty thousand years I have a penis inside me," she said in a low voice, sniffling and overwhelmed with emotion.

"Make love to this old mare my sweet little human. I-I need your love," she said in a soft voice, looking at you with imploring eyes.

"As milady commands," you simply said.

Ever so gently you pulled your towering spire back, the walls of her marehood tightly gripping your manhood, seemingly holding your cock for dear life, not wanting to see it go. Her mouth opened wide into an ‘O’ shape when your fat cock nearly exited her love tunnel. However, you quickly put her fears to rest when you slowly pushed yourself back inside.

With a series of gentle thrusts you made love to her, the alicorn mare moaned aloud from your tender love making. Over and over again, you gently thrust into her, lightly slapping your balls against her each time.

Your massive fat cock made tender sweet love to the alicorn mare before you, repeatedly doing so with gentle and slow thrusts into her until she was ready for more.

"Harder human! Love me harder!" she shouted.

You quickened your pace, driving into her with a little more force. This caused Celestia to close her eyes, her tongue lolling out of her mouth as she moaned sensually. Your well lubricated cock due to her blowjob became even more lubricated as her dripping wet marehood covered your cock in her juices from within her.

"Yes! Yes! Love me harder!" she roared.

You upped the ante and began to slam into her like a jackhammer. Her powerful alicornal muscles were more than capable to withstand your powerful thrusts.

Flesh slapped against flesh as the room was filled with both the moans and groans of both human and alicorn.

Celestia teared up once again, after fifty thousand years she could finally feel love. Tens of thousands of years of watching porn and reading pony and homo sapien romance novels was nothing compared to this.

You and the alicorn mare made love. This wasn’t just a cheap bang in the toilet, this was meaningful love.

You pulled on her tail as you slammed into her with reckless abandonment, Celestia's sexy moans driving you onwards.

With a nasty grin you tightly grabbed her wide, thick rump, which compressed down the thick layer of fat of her velvety soft, white marshmallow flesh of her massive butt. You moved your hands up and down as you caressed her wide butt, watching excitedly as you applied pressure here and there to watch her squishy flesh be pushed back to your touch. All the while her vagina was hugging your cock almost painfully tight.

Princess Celestia's finally knew love and it was a glorious experience.

"Please, cum inside!" she cried out in pleasure.

From hearing those words, you could not hold back any longer. You grunted as you unleashed your love cream into her marehood. Wave after wave of cum blasted into the massive alicorn.

The sheer quantity of your cum was so much, she could not contain it, thus the cum flowed out from her to soak you in both the cum of human and pony.

Repeatedly, you sent wave after wave of human love cream into the alicorn pony mare before you. However, eventually your blasts became less and less, until you finally stopped. Your cock deep inside her had began to soften.

"I love you, Celestia," you said in a low, blissful voice.

"I love you too, Anon. With all my heart!" she shouted.

The moment you pulled out from her, Celestia quickly turned around and lunged at you, knocking you over onto your back. Whereupon she pressed her lips into yours, tongue kissing you passionately with tears of joy falling down her cheeks whilst she moaned aloud.

In a loving show of affection she tenderly took hold of your hand with a hoof, squeezing it gently.

Both human and alicorn held their different appendages together as they continued to kiss, showing that love, harmony and friendship knows no bounds and transcends species.

Even those with a vagina and an asshole as hot as the sun’s core could find a way to make love.

The End

Author's Note

I wanted to write a happy ending to Alicorn Body Issue. That sweet Celestia of that universe needed closure. Hope I didn't disappoint.

Yeah, it was a cheesy kinda fix fic. But whatever, I written it, because I wanted to write it.