//-------------------------------------------------------// the human wanderer -by Thezombieboss45664- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The pony with the rose mane //-------------------------------------------------------// The pony with the rose mane well it's been at least 4 days of me being in equestria and I've gotten used to this place you would be surprised at how easy it is to friends here. "Hey twilight do you know where I can get some roses or something like that?" I asked the purple maned unicorn "Yeah there is a flower shop over near sugar cube corner you can't miss it" She said Smiling at me "Yeah thanks twilight your a nice mare see you later" I smile at her as I walk away. Finding my way to the flower shop I walked up to the counter and saw the beauty before me "Wow so.many flowers its... its beautyfull!" I say this while staring at a wall of flowers potted plants and more then I hear a noise and then im back into the real world. "Hello... sir how may I help you?" She says this unsure of what I am I dont really care anymore as long as they know I wont hurt them im a happy 16 year old "Oh yes I would love to have some of your roses please they look beautifull" I say with a big toothy snile on my face. "Ok! If thats what you need ill give it to ya!" The mare then turns slightly to the right "Um Ive never seen this here before so I dont know you so whats your name mine is roseluck" She looks at me ready to make a new friend "Ok mine is //-------------------------------------------------------// a sweet celebration //-------------------------------------------------------// a sweet celebration "Man those flower pony's sure know what they are doing" you say as you smell the vase full of roses you smile "I wonder how they do it?" you ask yourself this all the way to twilights house. Knocking on the door to the library then you hear someone (or somepony) say "coming!" then you hear a click and see the door open to see twilight standing there smiling at you "oh hey Jordan... what are you doing here?" she asks with a cock of her head "oh and why do you have flowers?" "hey twilight the reason why I have flowers is because I wanted to celebrate how I have been here for a week already" you say handing her the flowers "why flowers? we could just have a party" all of a sudden you both hear someone scream "PARTYWHATPARTY!" you look around but see nothing turning back to twilight you say "what... no wait let me guess pinkie pie" twilight looks at you again "yep I still don't know how she does what she does" she shudders "and I don't thing I will ever know" "anyways I bought the flowers cause I wanted thi to be special I mean really the first human to ever come to equestria I would think it should have some sort of celebration and not just a party" you //-------------------------------------------------------// where did this door come from? //-------------------------------------------------------// where did this door come from? "I HATE YOU YOU DRUNK JERK IM DONE!!" Jordan said as he ran out of the house  "FINE YOU 16 YEAR OLD BRAT I DONT WANNA SEE YOU BACK AND IF I DO ILL SHOOT YA MYSELF!!"  his father screamed as he slammed the door and stormed up the stairs.His dad has been this way ever since mom died.car accident they claim and ever since that day his father was either drunk or out getting drunk and Jordan was done with it he was constantly screamed at or worse...  "stupid father thinking im a useless brat ill show him oh I will if only he would stop drinking then maybe things would be better"  he said crying walking off the road into the path towards his and moms favorite spot to sit well until she died that is.He was looking down so he never noticed when he forgot his phone  "aw man really I need that I hope that ladder is still there"  then he walked back to see to his luck the ladder was still next to his window it was there cause of his door it would jam a lot so he needed a different way in. He climbed up it quietly so his dad didn't hear his window was already open so he hopped up and sneakily slid down he landed with a soft thud of course no one heard he was a very quiet kid after all.  Jordan looked around looking for his iPhone 4 and headphones wasn't hard to find his headphones where neon green and his phone was right at the charger he picked up both charger and phone cause his charger was a special one it would not die it used solar energy.he then picked up has cap, wallet and headphones and just as he was leaving he saw his airsoft gun a colt m1911 on the desk he picked it up with ease grabbed a few clips and some pellets  "just in case I get hungry I could shoot a squirrel"   he also managed to remember his hiking pack so he could hold it with everything he jumped out the window and grabbed the ladder and slid down and walked off back to the clearing.  As he got there he noticed a strange light coming from the other end he thought that it might have been the street lamps but when he got closer it started to change to a bit of bluish color so he walked up I bit more to see a strange door just sitting there glowing  "what the?"  he wondered as he walked up to it and as he got close it grew brighter so as curious as he was he touched the door nob and opened the door only then did everything go black. //-------------------------------------------------------// where where am !?!? PONYS!!! //-------------------------------------------------------// where where am !?!? PONYS!!! "wha..what where am I a.. a hospital what happened" Jordan said this as just waking up in a hospital bed with the annoying sound of the BEEP BEEP noise from the heart monitor he looked at it annoyed "I've always hated those things"and he just laying there hearing a annoying sound so he just decided to lay his head back down and fall back to sleep. But then just as he closed his eyes he heard a door creak open and two pairs of footsteps come up to him he opened his eyes expecting a nurse and doctor but instead he was met with the face and body of a pony? "AHH WHAT ARE YOU DONT EAT ME PLEASE DONT!!"he screamed and tried to run but then he heard a soothing voice  "its ok its ok im not going eat you im nurse Red heart  what's your name?"the pony seemed to be speaking the truth so he replied "I... im Jordan what what are you?" he ask looking kind of scared and puzzled at the same time. "Well im a pony and your in the land of Equestria now where are you from?"she asks looking very calm "im from Vermont but the planet is called earth"he reply's thinking that considering there's no such thing as talking pony's on earth that he's not on earth anymore "ok and your probably wondering how you got here in the hospital bed I mean?" she likes to ask questions cause she's smiling like a mad man "yeah what happened why am I in a bed?". She responds almost instantly "well from what we got a mare named twilight sparkle was in her library when you came crashing threw her roof and smashed down on her bed and she took you to the ponyville hospital which is this place and you where unconscious for about 5 hours that's about it" he looked at here puzzled "this has got to be a dream"Jordan says looking around "there's no such thing as talking pony's but yet I did go through that weird door oh what the heck I don't care as long as im away from my father im happy if this is a dream then cool if not then well not really im still freaked out but I don't care anymore"and its true your confused and in a whole new world or whatever you where quick to not care anyways. "So when do I get out?"Jordan says still looking around the room "right now if you want you need to get to know ponyville and the inhabitant's"ok well this is a great day just great at least you still have your stuff "wait why are you so calm about this ?"she looks at you and says "because this happened once before 3 years ago so where now prepared"you then say "well where is the other human?"she looks a bit saddened "he died cause he fell off of a cliff and snapped his neck poor man so nice"she looks so sad you have to say something "sorry for bringing it up im just going to get my clothes and backpack and leave"you get up and take off all the wires and after you put your clothes and backpack you leave.