Magie der Untoten

        "Who loves you, freaksacs?!" Dempsey yelled as he began his slaughter on the advancing zombie horde.

        "Does anyone have some extra vodka? Also bullets may be good, too." Nikolai called to his comrades while his aim went to the far left.

        "You'd have ammo if you would AIM!" Richtofen countered as he used the Mystery Box behind Dempsey.

        "I'm too drunk for that..." Nikolai said as his stream of bullets veered to the right.

        "These zombies are a disease! Takeo, is the cure!" Take had switched to his Thundergun and blown a large group of zombies across the moon.

        Suddenly there was a bang and the sound of a little girl laughing. "Damn you Teddy bear!" Richtofen shouted as the box floated away leaving the doctor with a L96A1 and two CZ75's.

        "Sucks to be you, Richtofen!" Dempsey yelled from the front line. A sharp pain emitted from Dempsey's leg. "Ow! Crawler!" Dempsey stopped shooting for a second to knife the crawler. When he turned back, the zombies gained a huge amount of ground in those few seconds.

        Nikolai, realizing this, shouted, "We've gotta move!" Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen all ran to the teleporter. Dempsey ran to the Mule Kick instead. He kicked it with his foot and held out his hand. A bottle fell into his waiting hand, he twisted the cap off, took a swig, belched, and smashed the bottle against the ground. He then ran to the teleporter and joined his comrades. Static filled the air as the teleporter began to work. Each of them went through a sort of blue tunnel until everything went back to normal.

        "Alright! Now to just upgrade this, and-" Dempsey stopped midsentence as he saw he had only a pistol. He also saw that the terrain had changed to a forest.

        "Where are we?" Nikolai asked the obvious question. He swatted away a branch to catch up to his team.

        "I don't know, maybe there are zombies here too! Where's the power?!" Richtofen started searching for a path or anything worth discovering.

        Takeo stopped Richtofen with a hand and said, "I do not think there is power in this dishonorable jungle. We should find a way out."

        Everyone agreed on this and began to walk. Every now and then a twig would snap and Richtofen would be the first to aim in that direction. There ended up being no zombies in that area. Or in the forest for that matter. They walled for what seemed like hours until they came upon daylight. They emerged from the forest to find a strange little town some ways away. A town is better than a forest. They all decided to make their way to this town in search of supplies. They passed an apple farm on their way. It didn't seem overrun with zombies, but there wasn't anyone in there as far they could tell. After getting closer to the town, they began to see... colorful... creatures. They seemed to resemble a horse, more of a descendant of a type of pony. When they realized this, Richtofen started to yell, "I've lost it! I've finally lost it! Ahahaha!!" at the top of his lungs while running around in circles. Dempsey reassured him that he hasn't gone fully insane. Yet.

        "I need to get a closer look. This can't be real." Dempsey said to himself while they continued walking toward the small and strangely joyous town. Takeo was the first to notice something flying in the sky. It had a rainbow trail and it seemed to be doing loops, corkscrews, and sometimes even looping corkscrews. The technique of this thing was quite graceful. They kept walking all the while looking at the show in the sky.

        A minute passed before Nikolai said, "Hey guys? Is it my vodka, or is that thing getting closer?"

        Now that Nikolai said it, it was getting nearer. Before, it looked to be a mile away. Now it was a few hundred yards away."Takeo agrees with Nikolai, maybe it 's an enemy!" Takeo raised his M1911 and aimed at the oncoming thing.

        "I don't think it's an enemy, it might be a bird with a rainbow thing wrapped on it, or-" Richtofen was cut short as the thing slammed into him, sending them tumbling at high speeds. Soon they came to a stop. Dust had gathered during the tumble, making it hard to see. They could Richtofen coughing from the dust. After a while, it cleared to show a rainbow maned cyan pegasus on top of the doctor. It looked to be enraged.

        "What are you?! What are you doing here?! Why is there blood on you?! What is that?!" The Pegasus directed its attention to the pistol the doctor was still holding.

        Unknown to the pegasus, the other three had already aimed their pistols at her. "This mythical creature can talk?!" Takeo exclaimed as the doctor struggled with the pegasus on top of him.

        The Pegasus turned to Takeo and said, "Of course I can talk! Haven't you seen a pony before?! And you still haven't told me what those things are!" the pegasus pointed a hoof at Takeo's gun.

        "It's called a gun, alright?! It really hurts and if you don't shut up and get off of Richtofen, we'll use them!" Dempsey yelled back while he cocked the hammer back.

        "Is there any vodka here? I'm almost-" Nikolai was cut off by Dempsey.

        "Will you stop worrying about your vodka? We have a problem with this pony here!"

        "Pegasus!"

        "Whatever! Can you just get off of him?!"

        "Alright, alright, fine... What kind of name is Richtofen anyway..." The pegasus muttered toherself as she walked off of the doctor.

        Richtofen began to dust himself off. "Ugh, I don't like this place already..." Richtofen said out loud. "Now, where were we? Oh right: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" An all out war broke out between Richtofen and the colorful pegasus.

        Dempsey had had enough, "Will both of you SHUT UP!!!"

        Instantaneously, the argument subsided and everyone stared at him. "Let's just get to that town, and find out where we are."

        The Pegasus was the first to reply, "You're in Equestria, duh."

        "Where?"

        "Equestria! Are you dumb?"

        "Sorry, but we've never heard of Equestria!"

        "Ya right! Everypony knows of Equestria! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna rule it, the-" she continued to list different facts about it, but none of them were listening.

        "What's over there, then?" Dempsey asked sternly.

        "That's Ponyville, all of my friends live there."

        "Great, more ponies...." Dempsey said to himself as he began walking toward the quaint town.

        "By the way, do you have a name or something?  I can't really call you 'pegasus'." Nikolai asked the pegasus as he drank from a canteen.

        "I'm Rainbow Dash! Best flyer in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said as she did a pose and had a huge tone of pride in her voice.

        'Great. Not only is she stubborn, but her ego is the size of Nikolai's craving for vodka.' Dempsey thought to himself.

        "Rainbow Dash? Strange name, but it makes sense." Nikolai said in-between sips from his canteen.

        "What about you and the other two?"

        "Me? I'm Nikolai Belinski, armed and drunk Russian. As for the other two, that's Takeo Masaki. He obsessed with honor and glory or something. I don't understand it. " Nikolai said gesturing to Takeo. "And he," he pointed to Dempsey. "is Tank Dempsey, American hero. He gets pretty mad, as you've already seen." Nikolai finished his explanation of his comrades with one last swig of his canteen.

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        They got to the edge of Ponyville and immediately saw almost everyone staring at them. They walked into town to hear whispers all around them. While Richtofen was spinning in circles swatting at the air saying 'Shut up, shut up! Go away! I must concentrate!', Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo were figuring out how to tackle this awkward situation. Rainbow Dash had flown away before they reached town so she could 'practice'.All four of them stopped in the middle of the street.

        Dempsey said out loud, "Will you stop whispering? Richtofen here might go insane." Immediately, everyone stopped their silent chats and Richtofen stopped his struggling.

        "Ah, much better. Now what were we doing? Oh right, where are are we?"

        "You're humans, aren't you?" A voice came from the right side of the street. A purple unicorn walked out of the crowd and up to the group. "I've read all about your species! I never knew you existed until now! This is so exciting! I have a ton of questions to ask! Follow me to my library!" The purple unicorn started to trot toward the center of town where a tree grew. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be a house formed out of a tree.

        The purple unicorn rambled on as they made their way to the tree. As they reached the door, the unicorn's horn glowed a dark shade of purple and the door swung open, revealing a room full of shelves with books, books, and more books. The unicorn walked up a staircase that was on the left side of the room. When she got to the top, she started poking something just over their view of the next floor. She started talking to someone that they couldn't see. They could make out the words.

        "Spike, wake up! We've got guests!"

        "Alright, alright, Twilight. I'm getting up..." The one named Spike had come into view as he rose from his bed. He took one look downstairs and instantly fell backwards. "Twilight, what are those?!" Spike called to the unicorn named Twilight as she descended from the stairs.

        Twilight sighed and called back, "I've told you of these creatures before, Spike! They're humans! Now get down here!"

        "Sorry, but I don't usually listen to your lectures." Spike had a look that resembled a dragon. A baby dragon to be exact. His body was purple and had a bit of green to his appearance. His eyes were green and he had claws that looked pretty sharp.

        Spike made his way to the stairs and began his descent. "Would you mind explaining why they have blood all over them? It's kind've creepy..." Spike got a worried face as he got to the bottom of the stairs.

        Twilight's eyes scanned them then finally said, "I was just about to ask that, actually. Can you tell us? Also, what is that?" Twilight pointed to the gun in Nikolai's hand.

        Nikolai lifted it up. "It's called a gun. It fires metal things called at a very high speed. It's also the reason there is blood on us."

        Richtofen spoke up, "It penetrates the skin and can cause internal bleeding. It is very dangerous." Richtofen started to whisper to himself of all the damage he can cause with it and the bone structures he could 'study'. Twilight noticed this and asked an obvious question.

        "What's wrong with him?"

        "Don't worry about him, he's always been like this." Takeo replied with a blank stare.

        "In all of your books, did any of them mention 'zombies'?" Dempsey asked as Richtofen took the liberty of rummaging through all of the books Twilight had, still talking to himself.

        "Of course! I know all about your sense of mythology! Aren't zombies those things that want to eat you or something?"

        "Right. They're the reason there is blood on us."

        Twilight's eyes widened. "You mean they exist?!"

        Richtofen poked his head from behind a stack of books, "Indeed, but now that we're here it seems they're gone. Poof! Just popped out of existence!" Richtofen made an exploding gesture with his hands. He then disappeared behind the ever growing stack of books.

        The door suddenly burst open to reveal two new ponies. They walked in looking at each other, they didn't notice the four new visitors. "Twilight? Can you tell Rarity that there is nothing wrong with how I look? She's getting on mah last nerve!"

        "Oh but everything is wrong with how you look! Your mane is all messed up, you have a-Oh my!" At that point, she turned to see the three new figures standing on their hind legs across from Twilight. "Twilight! Who are these three? They DEFINITELY need some attention! Look at those... blood stains? Twilight, what is going on here?!"

        Twilight trotted over to Rarity and said, "Calm down, Rarity. They're humans. They've been through a lot, so don't pester them."

        Richtofen poked out of the now mountain of books, "I love your choice in books, Twilight! This one on the pony body is simply exquisite!"

        Twilight almost ran to Richtofen, "You think so? I personally like the books on Equestria's history the most. What page are you on? Oh, that's my favorite part!" Twilight was so intrigued by the thought of someone else that liked books, that she forgot about hertwo friends that just walked in.

        "Why are we partying without me?!" A bright pink pony had appeared at the open door. "Who are these four? What are they doing here? Do you like parties? Because I-" The spastic pink pony was stopped by an orange hoof.

        "Quiet down, Pinkie, we're not havin' a party."

______________________________A/N: I plan for this to be a long story, so here we go.