Magie der Untoten

by Charley

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Crossover
Length: 6886

Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen all get sent to Equestria when they step into the teleporter.

After their lovely survival mission on the moon, Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen jump into the teleporter that was supposed to take them to the Pack-A-Punch back on Earth. What they didn't expect was to be taken to a magical landscape where ponies, unicorns, and pegasi frolic. Though this is all fine and dandy, Samantha had come with them. Equestria is now her playground as the four heroes and the Mane Six must fight off zombies for their very survival. Secrets scattered across Ponyville could be the key to discovering the original plan for these zombies.

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This story contains some of my ideas and suggestions for Nazi Zombies if they went to Equestria. Criticism is wanted.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-02 04:33:54 UTC

Escape to Paradise

        "Who loves you, freaksacs?!" Dempsey yelled as he began his slaughter on the advancing zombie horde.

        "Does anyone have some extra vodka? Also bullets may be good, too." Nikolai called to his comrades while his aim went to the far left.

        "You'd have ammo if you would AIM!" Richtofen countered as he used the Mystery Box behind Dempsey.

        "I'm too drunk for that..." Nikolai said as his stream of bullets veered to the right.

        "These zombies are a disease! Takeo, is the cure!" Take had switched to his Thundergun and blown a large group of zombies across the moon.

        Suddenly there was a bang and the sound of a little girl laughing. "Damn you Teddy bear!" Richtofen shouted as the box floated away leaving the doctor with a L96A1 and two CZ75's.

        "Sucks to be you, Richtofen!" Dempsey yelled from the front line. A sharp pain emitted from Dempsey's leg. "Ow! Crawler!" Dempsey stopped shooting for a second to knife the crawler. When he turned back, the zombies gained a huge amount of ground in those few seconds.

        Nikolai, realizing this, shouted, "We've gotta move!" Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen all ran to the teleporter. Dempsey ran to the Mule Kick instead. He kicked it with his foot and held out his hand. A bottle fell into his waiting hand, he twisted the cap off, took a swig, belched, and smashed the bottle against the ground. He then ran to the teleporter and joined his comrades. Static filled the air as the teleporter began to work. Each of them went through a sort of blue tunnel until everything went back to normal.

        "Alright! Now to just upgrade this, and-" Dempsey stopped midsentence as he saw he had only a pistol. He also saw that the terrain had changed to a forest.

        "Where are we?" Nikolai asked the obvious question. He swatted away a branch to catch up to his team.

        "I don't know, maybe there are zombies here too! Where's the power?!" Richtofen started searching for a path or anything worth discovering.

        Takeo stopped Richtofen with a hand and said, "I do not think there is power in this dishonorable jungle. We should find a way out."

        Everyone agreed on this and began to walk. Every now and then a twig would snap and Richtofen would be the first to aim in that direction. There ended up being no zombies in that area. Or in the forest for that matter. They walled for what seemed like hours until they came upon daylight. They emerged from the forest to find a strange little town some ways away. A town is better than a forest. They all decided to make their way to this town in search of supplies. They passed an apple farm on their way. It didn't seem overrun with zombies, but there wasn't anyone in there as far they could tell. After getting closer to the town, they began to see... colorful... creatures. They seemed to resemble a horse, more of a descendant of a type of pony. When they realized this, Richtofen started to yell, "I've lost it! I've finally lost it! Ahahaha!!" at the top of his lungs while running around in circles. Dempsey reassured him that he hasn't gone fully insane. Yet.

        "I need to get a closer look. This can't be real." Dempsey said to himself while they continued walking toward the small and strangely joyous town. Takeo was the first to notice something flying in the sky. It had a rainbow trail and it seemed to be doing loops, corkscrews, and sometimes even looping corkscrews. The technique of this thing was quite graceful. They kept walking all the while looking at the show in the sky.

        A minute passed before Nikolai said, "Hey guys? Is it my vodka, or is that thing getting closer?"

        Now that Nikolai said it, it was getting nearer. Before, it looked to be a mile away. Now it was a few hundred yards away."Takeo agrees with Nikolai, maybe it 's an enemy!" Takeo raised his M1911 and aimed at the oncoming thing.

        "I don't think it's an enemy, it might be a bird with a rainbow thing wrapped on it, or-" Richtofen was cut short as the thing slammed into him, sending them tumbling at high speeds. Soon they came to a stop. Dust had gathered during the tumble, making it hard to see. They could Richtofen coughing from the dust. After a while, it cleared to show a rainbow maned cyan pegasus on top of the doctor. It looked to be enraged.

        "What are you?! What are you doing here?! Why is there blood on you?! What is that?!" The Pegasus directed its attention to the pistol the doctor was still holding.

        Unknown to the pegasus, the other three had already aimed their pistols at her. "This mythical creature can talk?!" Takeo exclaimed as the doctor struggled with the pegasus on top of him.

        The Pegasus turned to Takeo and said, "Of course I can talk! Haven't you seen a pony before?! And you still haven't told me what those things are!" the pegasus pointed a hoof at Takeo's gun.

        "It's called a gun, alright?! It really hurts and if you don't shut up and get off of Richtofen, we'll use them!" Dempsey yelled back while he cocked the hammer back.

        "Is there any vodka here? I'm almost-" Nikolai was cut off by Dempsey.

        "Will you stop worrying about your vodka? We have a problem with this pony here!"

        "Pegasus!"

        "Whatever! Can you just get off of him?!"

        "Alright, alright, fine... What kind of name is Richtofen anyway..." The pegasus muttered toherself as she walked off of the doctor.

        Richtofen began to dust himself off. "Ugh, I don't like this place already..." Richtofen said out loud. "Now, where were we? Oh right: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" An all out war broke out between Richtofen and the colorful pegasus.

        Dempsey had had enough, "Will both of you SHUT UP!!!"

        Instantaneously, the argument subsided and everyone stared at him. "Let's just get to that town, and find out where we are."

        The Pegasus was the first to reply, "You're in Equestria, duh."

        "Where?"

        "Equestria! Are you dumb?"

        "Sorry, but we've never heard of Equestria!"

        "Ya right! Everypony knows of Equestria! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna rule it, the-" she continued to list different facts about it, but none of them were listening.

        "What's over there, then?" Dempsey asked sternly.

        "That's Ponyville, all of my friends live there."

        "Great, more ponies...." Dempsey said to himself as he began walking toward the quaint town.

        "By the way, do you have a name or something?  I can't really call you 'pegasus'." Nikolai asked the pegasus as he drank from a canteen.

        "I'm Rainbow Dash! Best flyer in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said as she did a pose and had a huge tone of pride in her voice.

        'Great. Not only is she stubborn, but her ego is the size of Nikolai's craving for vodka.' Dempsey thought to himself.

        "Rainbow Dash? Strange name, but it makes sense." Nikolai said in-between sips from his canteen.

        "What about you and the other two?"

        "Me? I'm Nikolai Belinski, armed and drunk Russian. As for the other two, that's Takeo Masaki. He obsessed with honor and glory or something. I don't understand it. " Nikolai said gesturing to Takeo. "And he," he pointed to Dempsey. "is Tank Dempsey, American hero. He gets pretty mad, as you've already seen." Nikolai finished his explanation of his comrades with one last swig of his canteen.

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        They got to the edge of Ponyville and immediately saw almost everyone staring at them. They walked into town to hear whispers all around them. While Richtofen was spinning in circles swatting at the air saying 'Shut up, shut up! Go away! I must concentrate!', Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo were figuring out how to tackle this awkward situation. Rainbow Dash had flown away before they reached town so she could 'practice'.All four of them stopped in the middle of the street.

        Dempsey said out loud, "Will you stop whispering? Richtofen here might go insane." Immediately, everyone stopped their silent chats and Richtofen stopped his struggling.

        "Ah, much better. Now what were we doing? Oh right, where are are we?"

        "You're humans, aren't you?" A voice came from the right side of the street. A purple unicorn walked out of the crowd and up to the group. "I've read all about your species! I never knew you existed until now! This is so exciting! I have a ton of questions to ask! Follow me to my library!" The purple unicorn started to trot toward the center of town where a tree grew. Upon further inspection, it turned out to be a house formed out of a tree.

        The purple unicorn rambled on as they made their way to the tree. As they reached the door, the unicorn's horn glowed a dark shade of purple and the door swung open, revealing a room full of shelves with books, books, and more books. The unicorn walked up a staircase that was on the left side of the room. When she got to the top, she started poking something just over their view of the next floor. She started talking to someone that they couldn't see. They could make out the words.

        "Spike, wake up! We've got guests!"

        "Alright, alright, Twilight. I'm getting up..." The one named Spike had come into view as he rose from his bed. He took one look downstairs and instantly fell backwards. "Twilight, what are those?!" Spike called to the unicorn named Twilight as she descended from the stairs.

        Twilight sighed and called back, "I've told you of these creatures before, Spike! They're humans! Now get down here!"

        "Sorry, but I don't usually listen to your lectures." Spike had a look that resembled a dragon. A baby dragon to be exact. His body was purple and had a bit of green to his appearance. His eyes were green and he had claws that looked pretty sharp.

        Spike made his way to the stairs and began his descent. "Would you mind explaining why they have blood all over them? It's kind've creepy..." Spike got a worried face as he got to the bottom of the stairs.

        Twilight's eyes scanned them then finally said, "I was just about to ask that, actually. Can you tell us? Also, what is that?" Twilight pointed to the gun in Nikolai's hand.

        Nikolai lifted it up. "It's called a gun. It fires metal things called at a very high speed. It's also the reason there is blood on us."

        Richtofen spoke up, "It penetrates the skin and can cause internal bleeding. It is very dangerous." Richtofen started to whisper to himself of all the damage he can cause with it and the bone structures he could 'study'. Twilight noticed this and asked an obvious question.

        "What's wrong with him?"

        "Don't worry about him, he's always been like this." Takeo replied with a blank stare.

        "In all of your books, did any of them mention 'zombies'?" Dempsey asked as Richtofen took the liberty of rummaging through all of the books Twilight had, still talking to himself.

        "Of course! I know all about your sense of mythology! Aren't zombies those things that want to eat you or something?"

        "Right. They're the reason there is blood on us."

        Twilight's eyes widened. "You mean they exist?!"

        Richtofen poked his head from behind a stack of books, "Indeed, but now that we're here it seems they're gone. Poof! Just popped out of existence!" Richtofen made an exploding gesture with his hands. He then disappeared behind the ever growing stack of books.

        The door suddenly burst open to reveal two new ponies. They walked in looking at each other, they didn't notice the four new visitors. "Twilight? Can you tell Rarity that there is nothing wrong with how I look? She's getting on mah last nerve!"

        "Oh but everything is wrong with how you look! Your mane is all messed up, you have a-Oh my!" At that point, she turned to see the three new figures standing on their hind legs across from Twilight. "Twilight! Who are these three? They DEFINITELY need some attention! Look at those... blood stains? Twilight, what is going on here?!"

        Twilight trotted over to Rarity and said, "Calm down, Rarity. They're humans. They've been through a lot, so don't pester them."

        Richtofen poked out of the now mountain of books, "I love your choice in books, Twilight! This one on the pony body is simply exquisite!"

        Twilight almost ran to Richtofen, "You think so? I personally like the books on Equestria's history the most. What page are you on? Oh, that's my favorite part!" Twilight was so intrigued by the thought of someone else that liked books, that she forgot about hertwo friends that just walked in.

        "Why are we partying without me?!" A bright pink pony had appeared at the open door. "Who are these four? What are they doing here? Do you like parties? Because I-" The spastic pink pony was stopped by an orange hoof.

        "Quiet down, Pinkie, we're not havin' a party."

______________________________A/N: I plan for this to be a long story, so here we go.

The Game Begins

        Pinkie removed the orange one's hoof, "If there's no party, then who are these four? OH! I forgot, I need to throw you all a party! Wait, what are your names? I need to know your names to throw the party."

        Twilight stopped her conversation with the doctor to add, "I forgot ask that. What are your names?"

        Dempsey spoke up, "The one you're talking to is Richtofen," He turned to Takeo, "that's Takeo," He then pointed to Nikolai who was drinking from his canteen again, "that's Nikolai," He turned back to Twilight, "and I'm Dempsey."

        Twilight smiled, "Good to know you all. Now, why are you here?"

        "We don't know, we were teleported here on accident." Takeo answered. "By the way, what is that one's name?" He turned and pointed to the orange pony.

        The orange pony answered, "I'm Applejack, mister." She did a slight bow and crossed her forehoof over the other.

        "Alright, that's good to-" Takeo caught himself midsentence as he saw Pinkie with Richtofen's gun. She seemed to be examining it. She was looking down the barrel before Takeo yelled, "Pinkie!" The sudden yelling startled her. She lost her grip on the gun and saw it plummet until it hit the floor.

*BANG*

        The pistol went off and everyone flinched. Everyone tried to catch their breath while Dempsey asked, "Is everyone okay?"

        Rarity, being silent for a long time, asked, "What just happened?!"

        Nikolai answered this time, "When Pinkie dropped that gun, it set it off, causing a bullet to fly out of it."

        "What is a bullet?"

        Nikolai took the clip out of his gun and took a bullet out. "This." He showed it to Rarity and let her examine it. We're lucky no one was shot."

        "Very lucky, indeed." Richtofen added in for a dramatic effect.

        Suddenly, Twilight gasped and pointed to Richtofen's leg that was still on the ground. On Richtofen's leg was a big circle of blood and a hole in his trousers. The circle seemed to get bigger as he kept bleeding. It was obvious he had been shot. "Now how did I miss that?" Richtofen said as he held on to the wound.

        "We need to patch you up Richtofen." Dempsey said to his bleeding team member.

        "My friend Fluttershy could patch him up really good, she's just across town." Twilight said between breaths.

        Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen all looked at each other and shrugged. "If you insist, Twilight. But let's make it fast. We need to find a way back to our world, you know."

        Twilight nodded and began walking to the door. "Come on, let's go." Nikolai picked up Richtofen by putting his arm over his head. Twilight held open the door while Nikolai and his injured comrade went out the door. As soon as they exited, all eyes turned to the two as they stumbled down the dirt road. A few gasps and points occured on the way. Only a few realized the bullet hole in Richtofen's leg. As they neared the edge of town, a familiar pony landed in front of them. It was Rainbow Dash.

        "Where are you guys going with them? And what happened to him?" Rainbow Dash turned her attention to his legs and instantly gasped at the wound that was there.

                "This happened." Dempsey said taking out his pistol to show her. After Rainbow Dash caught a glimpse of it, he put it back in his roster. "We're taking him to, um... what was your friend's name again?" He asked, turning to Twilight.

        "Her name's Fluttershy."

        "Ya, her. Anyway, we need to get there or else this bleeding won't stop. So could you please move?"

        "Alright, alright." Rainbow Dash grumbled as she moved to the side to let them through. She decided to follow them as well. Once they were on a small bridge that led to a small cottage, Dempsey started hearing animal noises emitting from it. Curiosity overwhelmed him as he and his friends reached the front door. Twilight knocked on the door and said, "Fluttershy? It's me, Twilight! We need your help!"

        The door opened to reveal a smiling butter colored Pegasus with pink hair. As soon as she saw the humans, though, her eyes widened and she slammed the door. Twilight gota bit desperate, "Fluttershy! This man is bleeding very badly and he needs your help!" The door cracked open and Fluttershy poked her head out from inside the house. Fluttershy beckoned for Twilight to come closer. Twilight leaned forward and let her whisper something in her ear. After she finished, Twilight rose a brow. She whispered something back in Fluttershy's ear. They whispered back and forth for a minute until Fluttershy nervously nodded. She opened the door to let them in. Nikolai stumbled in and layed Richtofen on a carpet that was in the middle of the room.

        Richtofen started instructing Fluttershy on what to do. Richtofen already had tools on him. He handed them to her to use in the operation. Fluttershy seemed to be understanding all of it, so Dempsey prepared a syringe.

        "You ready Richtofen?"

        "Veady as I'll ever be."

        Dempsey injected the numbing agent and backed up as Fluttershy began her work. She looked disturbed at how much blood there was, but she got the job done and bandaged him up. Fluttershy got up and sighed with relief. Her friends came over and started telling her how good of a job she'd done (Even though most of them didn't look). Nikolai helped Richtofen up again, but didn't support him. Richtofen seemed to stand just fine with out him.

        Their celebration was cut short by the sound of s little girl laughing. The sound seemed to be coming from all around them. "What is that noise?!" Rarity said as she covered her ears.

        "It seems that Samantha's back." Dempsey said as his comrades thought the same thing.

        "Who is Samantha?!" Rarity said back as Sam finally spoke.

        "You didn't think the game was over, did you?" Sam said, disappointed. A chaotic mix of screeches and screams filled the air that made everyone cover their ears. The scenery began to morph into a darkened version of where they already were. Dempsey closed his eyes for a while, and when the sounds stopped, he opened his eyes.

        The cottage had been through what looked like a tornado. The roof had been torn off and there were small fires.In the corner of the room was a very familiar blue and whit machine. "Motherfucker..." Dempsey cursed under his breath. The familiar sound of a round starting filled the air as a demonic, high-pitched voice filled the air.

        "The power is off, lights out everypony!"

        Twilight spoke up, "That sounded like Princess Celestia!"

        Dempsey noticed four windows that were boarded up, one on each corner of the room. "Looks like it's back to killing zombies! Come on let's go!" he called to his comrades, signaling to the four windows. His team members nodded and ran to the windows. They immediately saw human zombies coming toward the windows. "I knew it..." Dempsey said as he fired his pistol. He began hearing the others firing or knifing others.

        "What's going on?!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she stuck with her group of friends and watched the four.

        "Samantha has summoned zombies to this world, by the looks of it. Ugh, don't touch me, svine! Richtofen yelled as he impaled the zombie's neck with his knife. All six ponies gasped and their eyes widened. Terrified looks crossed their faces as they saw the blood flow.

        "Also, what in the hay is that?" Applejack pointed to a vending machine none of them had seen before. It had a slim form, lights going down the sides and a round sign on the top with a mask on it.

        "By the looks of it, it may be a Perk-a-Cola machine! I wonder what it does?" Nikolai said as he knifed a zombie. A sound played that could only mean the end of a round. Takeo ran from his window to the front door and opened it, making a 'Ka-Ching!' sound. All three ran to it. Dempsey stopped at the door and called, "Come on, let's go! We need to get to the power switch!"

        All six of them just nodded and followed. The usual clean dirt road had been littered with rubble from other fallen houses. It had also been barricaded to make a path to other homes. It split in three directions, One toward the center of Ponyville., One to a tall building with faded decorations, and one going off to another tall building, this one had a wooden structure and a balcony. Richtofen went to a clearing in the rubble that was up against a house. On the house was a chalk outlining of an MPL. He spent 1000 points to get the weapon. "Oh how the blood will flow!" He inhaled deeply and said in a sort of possessed voice, "How VUNDERVA!"

        Ignoring the mental doctor (and the six ponies' reactions), the three set off down the left path. It circled around the building and ended at a door. Dempsey tried opening it, but he didn't have enough points. "Damn... I need to kill more freakbags first..."

        The doctor and the six ponies caught up. Twilight was the first to speak. "Well? Why aren't you opening the door?"

        Nikolai replied, "None of us have enough points."

        "Points? I doubt that's the case." Twilight replied with a slightly annoyed voice. "Here, let me open it." She moved Dempsey to the side as her horn glowed purple. The door started to creak, but didn't budge. After a minute of trying, she gave up. "What is with that door?" Twilight said between breaths.

        At this point, the doctor turned around and saw a group of zombies coming towered them. "I don't know if this is the time to interrupt, but there are zombies coming this way. SHOOT ZEM!" The doctor owned fire as his team turned around and realized them too. By the time they started firing though, most of them were gone. There was only one zombie left when Richtofen had to reload. Takeo shot it in the head before it got close to them.

        "Richtofen, open this dishonorable door." Takeo said as he inserted another magazine.

        "Vith pleasure." Richtofen grasped the handle of the door, but before he could try to open it, it caved in on the building and fell to the floor with a smack. "That's one vay to do it." Richtofen stated as he ran inside and looked around.

        On the wall across the room was another window, but to the left of it was an MP5K. There was a set of stairs that led to the next floor, but it was blocked by debris. I guess we should just camp here for right now." Dempsey said while buying the MP5K off the wall. "Here they come!" Nikolai said to warn his comrades. Dempsey ran to the front door and let the bullets rip. He tore down the whole zombie horde in ten seconds flat along with Richtofen.

        "FUCK! Out of ammo!" Nikolai said while the six ponies just stared at him with disapproving faces.

        "We'll get you a gun next round, drunkard." Takeo said to Nikolai while he checked his pockets for a bullet or anything he could use. Takeo shot a zombie down and saw a green floating skull. Takeo ran over it and it disappeared. Another demonic voice shouted, "Insta-Kill!"

        Nikolai stopped what he was doing and ran out the door. He advanced on a few zombies and slashed them, instantly killing them.

        "I guess that's why they call it 'Insta-Kill'." Twilight said to no one in particular.

        The noise of something being broken came from behind them. All six of them whipped around to see a zombie trying to tear down the six board barrier. All of them stared at it until Rainbow Dash said, "Let me try this. Rainbow Dash trotted up to the zombie and took a breath. She then rose her hoof, pulled it back, and lunged her hoof at the zombie's head. It's head snapped back with a crunch and fell down, dead. Rainbow Dash pulled her hoof back to stare at her friends. "There's something about that I like." Her friend's just stared at her as they comprehended what their friend had just said.

        Meanwhile, the four heroes had shot down the last zombie and decided to go on. They ran down the path until it turned and showed the library they had been in when they first arrived. The path went on to the front door, so Dempsey opened it. Inside, everything had changed. Wires ran around the center table and down holes that were smashed in the floor, PHD Flopper was across the room, and books littered the ground along with blood stains and hand prints. Miscellaneous items had been crammed in with other books. To the right was a door that most likely could be opened. It was Nikolai's turn to open the door as he swing it open and thundered down the stairs. Advanced machinery and other gadgets were spread across the walls of the room. But one lever in particular caught the doctor's eye.

        "The power!" The doctor yelled as he pulled down the switch, everything came to life. Even the teleporter in the corner of the room.

_______________________________Also, if you find anything suspicious, put in the comments of your suspicion. Maybe you'll find a secret or two.

Batteries not Included

        The possessed voice from before now shrieked, "Lights on, everypony! All connections to the mainframe need to be reestablished!"

        "Again?! You need to come up with more ideas, Treyarch!" Dempsey yelled to no one in particular, all the while shaking his fist at the ceiling. "I guess the only thing to do now is link it. Let's go kill all the zombies upstairs and then find the thing that links it." While Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo went upstairs, a window had been placed inconveniently behind them, so Richtofen had to stay there and keep the zombies back. While he was down there, he began to look at the surrounding objects in the room.

        Old computers lined the walls of the room in a neat fashion. If only there wasn't debris and blood splatters on them. Some had other electronics on it, one seemed strangely familiar. It was a rectangular metal box with switches on it, he was tempted to look closer, but he shrugged it off. Across from him was a metal door that had placed there after something dug through the wall. Next to the door was another chalk outline. This one had the AK74u on it. He turned his attention toward the teleporter. It looked like the other teleporters, but there was something behind it. He peeked behind it and saw a Teddy bear with a brown wing. It seemed that the other one had been torn off. It was emitting a weird noise, so he touched it. It made a louder squelching noise and then went silent. "I bet this is for the song." Richtofen muttered to himself as he looked back to his window to see a zombie. He stopped observing the room and resumed killing the zombies that came to the window.

______________________________(After the four heroes left the Mane Six)

        Four ponies had shocked looks on their faces: Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash just looked at them while Pinkie had bounced out the door in the direction of Fluttershy's cottage.

        Rainbow Dash was the only one who noticed, so she pointed it out. "We better make sure she doesn't get in any trouble." They all galloped out of the Boutique after Pinkie with Rainbow Dash leading them. Pinkie had eventually made it to the cross section where there were the three paths. They found out where one of them lead, so they took the right one. After a few seconds of chasing Pinkie, they saw that they were going toward Sugarcube Corner.

        Sugarcube Corner had met the same fate as the houses around them. It had been torn down and been covered in blood. Beside the front door of Sugarcube Corner stood another one of those machines. This one was an orange/golden one with what looked like a person running on top. On the front of it was 'Stamin-Up!'. A smooth song came from it. Pinkie had stopped to look at it, so they easily caught up to her. Pinkie tryed one of the buttons on the machine, but nothing happened. Pinkie then facehooved. "Duh! There's no power!" Pinkie said in a cheerful manner with a smile on her face.

        "Ah still don't get it..." Applejack muttered to herself as they strode around the building. There came a growl and some moaning from behind her. Applejack gasped and, by reflex, lifted her hind legs up and bucked the zombie that was behind her with full force. It hit it's midsection and severed into two. One being it's torso, and the other it's legs. The top half soared a few feet while the bottom half collapsed. It was obvious it was dead. Applejack looked at what she caused with wide eyes while another one came at a slight jog.

        "I can handle this one," Rainbow Dash said as she ran past a bewildered Applejack. She raised her forehooves up and slammed her right hoove across it's face. It snapped to the side and emitted a sickening crunch. It fell backwards as Rainbow got back on four hooves. She ran back to her friends and attempted to open the door. It swung open with no effort and showed a ruined kitchen. Behind the counter where the kitchen was stood a green machine. Written in cursive on it was 'Speed Cola!'. They began observing the changes when Rarity said, "What is that?"

        She pointed toward the counter's lower cabinet where cakes go to show your options. One of the panes were broken, and inside was a Teddy bear. It had a set of wings, but one was ripped off. There was a strange sound coming from it. Rarity tried touching it, but it didn't move. It just made a stranger sound and then went silent. Okaaaaay, let's look around some more."

        Pinkie went over toward one side of the room, while the others searched aimlessly. Twilight went upstairs and found that there were some cupcakes lying around. She poked her head inside one of the doors to see that it was Pinkie's room. On one side of the wall was a desk with some papers and a green box. The wall opposite had a glowing wooden box with two question marks on it. She trotted over to it and tried opening it. It didn't budge. She gave up on it, thinking she needed more points or something. She left the room and looked across the hall. At the end was a chalk outline of another gun (it's the PM63). To the right of it was some debris. It was blocking some sort of metal box room (it's an elevator). She'll have to get back to that. To the left was a door with it's upper half broken off. Wooden boards were set there to indicate it was a zombie window.

        Suddenly, a loud metallic sound came from outside and the sound of lightning mixed with it. Everything lit up around her as Princess Celestia's voice replaced the sounds. "Lights on, everypony! All connections with the mainframe need to be reestablished!"

        Pinkie's voice came from downstairs, "Oooh! The power's on!" 'I wonder about that mare.' Twilight said as she joined her friends on the first floor.

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        "Oorah, freaksacs!" Dempsey yelled to the broken zombies that were on the floor. He quickly sprinted to the PHD Flopper and took a bottle of purple liquid from it. He twisted the cap off and took a big sip from it and said, "I can't stand prunes." he then threw the bottle on the ground, making it shatter. He then ran back to the front door with Takeo while Nikolai took the window behind them. The round must have ended because there were no zombie.

       Then something unexpected happened: the air got misty and the same voice from the beginning shrieked, "Play time, my little ponies!" Instead of dogs spawning, though, ponies did. One pegasus spawned out of about eight. All of them started running after them, but the pegs went after Dempsey in particular. Dempsey tried getting the Pegasus before it could reach him, but ended up missing. The Pegasus ran up to Dempsey and hit him, which gave Dempsey an odd feeling. The Pegasus then started to gallop toward the door.

        Suddenly, in a burst of realization, Dempsey yelled, "Damn it, the bastard stole my perk!" He tried to run after it, but another pony blocked his path. He quickly shot it and ran out the door. He looked down the path, left, right, and then finally looked up. The pegasus was using it's wings to fly away. He aimed at it and tried shooting it. He got a couple bullets to hit it, but the rest missed. He aimed one more time and shot. Luckily, the bullet hit it's mark and the Pegasus dropped. Dempsey then realized his perk had changed when he killed the Pegasus. He now had the effects of Deadshot Daquiri.

        Other ponies had spawned while Dempsey thought about this. So he snapped back to reality and started killing again. Suddenly, they stopped spawning and Takeo slashed the last one. Nothing happened afterwards, leaving the four of them confused.

        "Is it over?" Nikolai asked while he looked around for any other undead Ponies.

        "I don't sink so..." Richtofen said, doubtfully.

Honor is Yours, Underground

(The Mane Six)

        All six ponies were downstairs discussing matters when Celestia screeched, "Play time, my little ponies!" The scenery went dark and foggy as Rainbow Dash shouted, "What's happening now?!"

        A ball of electricity formed in the corner of the room and gradually intensified until it exploded, showing an undead pony. More balls formed outside and upstairs as they closed in on them. Rainbow Dash was the only one that was willing to fight. There were about six outside, three in the room (one to the left and two to the right), and three upstairs. Rainbow Dash went up to the pony to the left, and bucked it square in the face. It's skull didn't stand a chance as it caved in, making the undead pony slump on the floor. She then ran to the other side of the room, lifted her forehooves up and brought them down on one of the ponies' head, smashing through the floor. She brought her hooves back up and threw a left punch at the pony beside it. Its head jolted to the side, but instantly recovered and tried to leap on Rainbow Dash. She was faster though, and planted an uppercut on the pony, making it soar over her.

        One of the monsters advanced inside at slow pace, searching for a target until it spotted Fluttershy among them. It instantly started galloping at her. Fluttershy gave a small "eep!" and backed up against the wall behind her. Rainbow Dash intercepted it just in time as she rammed into it's side and sent it into the wall.

        While turned, another pony barged in and pounced Rainbow Dash pinning her to the floor. It's muzzle leaned nearer to Rainbow Dash, trying to bite her. She tried getting it off of her, but it was no use. She was done for.

        It's mouth opened and was about to take a bite. Rainbow Dash closed her eyes and waited for the pain. The sound of flesh tearing filled the air. Rainbow Dash opened her eyes and realized there was no pain. She looked at the undead pony and found that it was blankly staring into space. She looked over it's shoulder to find Pinkie. Her mane had deflated and a look of anger was on her face. Rainbow looked to Pinkie's hoof to find a long, sharp kitchen knife held in her hoof. It was dripping with blood.

        The undead pony collapsed on her. She shoved it aside and picked herself up. Pinkie had mornings an inch and just stared at Rainbow Dash. Suddenly an undead pony ran in towards Pinkie. Rainbow Dash felt like she had to save her, but something in her eyes told her that she could handle it. The pony tried pouncing on Pinkie, but she moved faster. Everything seemed to play in slow motion as Rainbow watched Pinkie step back and let the pony miss its target then take a hold of its head with one hoof, then slit its neck with the other.

        Blood spilled on the floor and the pony fell over, defeated.

        "Let's get rid of the others." Pinkie said as she turned to the front door. She saw four more out there. An evil grin spread across her face, "This will be fun."

        Rainbow went to the stairs where more of them were. She got ready to take out the rest of them.

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        Rainbow had no problem taking her group out quickly, but Pinkie took her time torturing them. What she did to them was horrifying. After she finished with the last one, she smiled and said, "Did you see that one? His pancreas came right out of his tear duct!"

        She was interrupted by a green box floating along with a green bottle. "Ah..." Pinkie said as she tried touching the green box.

        It disappeared and the same voice shouted, "MAX AMMO!" She tried touching the bottle, and it disappeared too. This time there was no voice. Instead, a sickly feeling erupted in everypony's stomach. It passed after a few seconds and everypony started wondering about what happened.

        "Why do I see so clearly now?" Rainbow Dash said as she adjusted to her change in vision.

        "Why do I feel so strong?" Twilight said.

        "Why can I run so fast?" Applejack said while doing laps with incredible speed.

        "Why do I have so much energy all of a sudden?" Rarity said.

        "I don't smell anything." Pinkie said to herself.

        Fluttershy didn't say anything, but just to say: She got the effects of Mule Kick.

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        "I don't sink so..." Richtofen said as he cautiously peeked outside. He took this as an opportunity to move downstairs and stare at the metal door. He reached out and touched it, but it didn't open. "Dempsey, you open it."

        "Ugh, fine." He punched the door and it slid open.

        Inside was a big open space where sparkling gems were stuck in the wall, more computers were on the opposite wall, along with a few boxes with a teddy bear on top of them. A hallway was to the left of them, so they ventured further. It turned out to be another room, but with the walls crumbled and boulders coming from an assumed to be passage way. Double Tap was in the corner of the room, but no one had any intentions on getting it. A dull object was poking out of the wall, another metal door was to the right, and something was dug into the ceiling from the ceiling. Upon close inspection, Richtofen noticed it was a Teddy bear. Richtofen reached up and barely tapped the arm.

        Immediately, music began to play.

        "Oooh, I DO like ze sound of zis one. It tickles me in my special place..." Richtofen said to himself as he listened.

        The sound of the round ending and "MAX AMMO!" sounded. Then their stomachs churned then settled. Dempsey had gained the effects of Double Tap, Nikolai received PHD Flopper, Takeo got Quick Revive, but Richtofen didn't feel anything.

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