Sick day and moreby Fallout Dude 50ChaptersMy sick dayJust my luckNormal dayLet the good times roll.My sick dayAuthor's Note This is my second attempt at writing a story so please go easy on me now ok My sick day You ever wake-up one day feeling like shit....well that happened to me and on a work day too. First I get tossed into this world and now I'm sick just great, I'm burning up my nose is running and my throat is really dry. "OH NO I HAVE WORK!" I said quickly sitting up and coughing. "Shit Applejack I'm sorry, but I'm gonna be missing work today." I say aloud to myself while looking out the window. Oh hey snow! Cool Rainbow didn't say anything about snow today! Ah probably last minute, but damn I wanna go out there so badly. I say in my head watching the snow fall. "Haha I give Applejack about 30 minutes until she shows up looking for me. She'll probably have pots and pans again too." I said as I began laughing to myself from the memory of her doing that to me the first week I was here. God did I hate it, but she didn't do those things as much as Rainbow or Pinkie, they love pulling those damn pranks on me. They stopped luckily after they went too far one day and almost killed me...TWICE! Long story short they somehow put a magic spell on my welcome mat that when I stepped on it I was sent flying into the air. Ahhhh memories. I thought to myself before I was brought back to reality by the sound of knocking. "That's Applejack." I said as I looked at my phone's clock. "She's early. Wow she probably wants to-." Again I was cut off by louder knocks "IT'S OPEN I'M UPSTAIRS!" I barked out before I remembered that I was as sick as a dog. God I need water. "Fallout what are ya doin'? We need to get the work done fast today!" Applejack shouted as she began walking to my room when she heard coughing and sniffling. "Oh no don't tell me your sick." She said as she walked into my room. "Yeah I'm sick sadly. Sorry Applejack I just woke up like this." I said before I coughed loudly "Worst part is it's snowing and I can't go outside." I said frowning while Applejack chuckled. "Yeah, yeah laugh it up." I said annoyed as I sneezed. "You should probably stay in bed today. Alright no getting up unless you gotta use the bathroom, okay." Applejack said pushing me into the bed. "Yeah alright. Hey do you mind getting me some water Applejack?" I asked. "No problem I'll be right back." she happily replied as she left the room. A minute later she returned with a glass and hands....hoofs the glass to me as I quickly drank it to quench my thirst. "Whoa there slow down! The cup isn't gonna run off." Applejack said with a grin. "What? Oh right sorry it's just my throat is like really dry right now and this damn headache doesn't help either." I said as I rubbed my forehead. "Oh I'll get you so medicine then, okay?" She replied, but before she can leave I stop her. "Don't bother I don't have any." I said before I began sneezing a couple times. How did I even get sick in the first place this is stupid....unless.....Oh right Rainbow Dash dumped a bucket of ice water on me, last night. I don't know how she got it to be so cold though. I'm gonna have to find a way to get her back. I thought to myself as I groaned. "Oh really yer out? Alright maybe I got some back at the farm. You stay put until I get back." She said as she walked out the door. I wonder why she's helping me? I mean I know she's an Element and all. Ugh what am I saying! It's Applejack I'm talking about. Of course she's gonna help I'm her best worker.....and her only one......who's not even a pony. I think in my head. I then began remembering how I got here. I'm still surprised she's even friends with me. Last thing I remember is laying in my bed back on earth, then everything started to shake. At first I thought it was that earthquake we were due for, but suddenly a big ass black hole had other plans. Anyway I fell through and landed in a bath tub full of water. Much to my luck Applejack was currently using said bath tub and flipped out. Let me say from first hand experience the stories everyone tells is true. She can kick HARD. Knocked me right out with one kick. Sadly to my discomfort it wasn't the kick that took me out. No it was the wall I was sent flying into that did. Best way ever to introduce myself. I woke up about an hour later after Applejack kicked me. After that they all questioned me you all know the drill. I don't know how long I laid there thinking, but I was interrupted by another knock at my door. Upon looking at my phone's clock it's about 11:59. Applejack came at 6 AM, so quite awhile has passed. I better go answer the door. I know Applejack said not to get out of bed, but I don't wanna be rude. My mom raised me better. After quickly getting up I made my way to my door and opened it and my face was suddenly surrounded by pink. The owner of said pink was talking way to fast for me to understand. "Pinkie get off of my face. I can't breathe and I'm sick." I mumbled out through her hair. "Applejack told me you were sick, so I came as soon as I heard! I also brought the medicine for your headache." Pinkie said as she hugged me with all four of her legs. "Don't worry nurse Pinkie is here!" she said as she began nuzzling the side of my face. "Pinkie you're gonna get sick too if you stay around me." I said with worry and disappointment. Disappointment because... well because I really wanted Pinkie to be my nurse; but I'd feel bad if she got sick because of me. Damn you good side damn you. I thought to myself. "It's fine Twilight was working on a spell to help, so I said she could test it out on me! So no worries." she said happily as she finally hopped off me and back on the floor. "Wait so Twilight knows I'm sick?" I asked. "Yep and so does Rainbow and Fluttershy and Rarity." Pinkie said using her hoof to count off the ponies who know. Oh no. They all know! Great I was perfectly fine with Applejack and Pinkie. However, Twilight is probably gonna do something like take blood or take my used tissues. Well can't be helped now I guess. I thought to myself. "Alright I need to get back to bed so make yourself at home." I said walking back to my room as I heard a steady clip clop. I then turned around only to see Pinkie right behind me. I raised an eyebrow as the pink pony kept her gaze on me. "Pinkie I'm fine okay I'll call if I need anything." I chuckled because her face turned serious. "I'm gonna take care of you! I love you too much not to be at your side." She said as she stared me down something fierce. I then remembered that we were actually dating. It happened about a month ago. I was sitting in sugarcube corner like I always do eating a couple cupcakes and talking with her. She then asked if I had a special somepony. I obviously said no. Needless to say she was happy to hear. Then I realized that was an understatement. I asked why she asked and she responded with. "Well because you're nice and funny. You're also not afraid to act like a kid; and you're always coming here to eat while you have conversations with me and tell me how great my baking is. No pony else does that. I mean my friends do, but there my friends and I really love them. That isn't it though I just really like hanging out with you and I feel funny when you're around." She said while she twirled her mane with her hoof. After she said that I was a happy man if only my friends from home could be here. I know a few people who would flip out if they knew I was dating Pinkie, but they're not here. I wonder if. I stopped thinking when I realized that I'm laying in bed. "Hey Pinkie could you get me some water my glass is over there." I asked as she smiled and took the glass and got me more water. "Here you go honey bun." She said happily. She sure loves calling me pet names I'm used to it although it is embarrassing when she says it in public sometimes. "Hey what are you thinking about?" Pinkie said poking me. "Eh nothing really. Just how I got so lucky to be with you is all." I said causing Pinkie to blush a little bit. "And also home." I finished my sentence with a cough. "Do you miss your home?" Pinkie said as she game me a loving hug. "Yeah I do. Sadly I mainly miss my mom. I miss her the most. I hope she's doing okay without me." I said looking out the window again. "Don't worry though this is my home now. Remember what Twilight said 'there's no way back for me'. I'm happy here anyways." I said as I smiled. "As long as you're happy then I'm happy." She began before she was interrupted by her stomach which started to growl. "Also hungry." she said giggling which in turn made me laugh with her. "Hey if you're interested I can make us something to eat?" Pinkie offered. "Yeah I'm getting hungry anyway."I said rubbing my stomach. "Hey, you know I love you right?" "I know you do you tell me all the time." She replied with a big smile as she hugged me tightly. "So I'll go make us some soup, okay?" Pinkie said as she bounced out of the room. Ten minutes have passed since Pinkie went to make soup and during that time Twilight showed up. "So how are you feeling so far?" She asked while she put a hoof on my forehead. I went to answer, but she stopped me. "Hmmmm you do appear to be running a fever. With the medicine I gave you you'll be better by, tomorrow. Luckily you only got a head cold and a dry throat, I'll just take these used tissues for study." She said as her eyes wandered over to the trash can. I knew it! I knew she was gonna do that. I thought to myself. "Twilight what do you need those for?" I asked with an eyebrow raised. "For science of course! Remember what you said yesterday about us ponies having evolved from humans?" She said while she was clearly happy about something. "Yeah and also how this might be earth in the future so I might have traveled through time when that black hole popped up." I said as I gave her a half grin. "Yep, with these tissues I might be able to prove you right, or wrong. This is so exciting! Think of the possibilities if your theory is true!" Twilight said as she started staring off into space. "Twilight turn down your happiness just a little, okay? Feel free to do whatever you want." I said as I chuckled. "No you don't understand. If it's true I might be able to create a spell that will turn you into a pony!" She commented while her eyes shined with glee. After hearing that I was...shocked,scared and a little happy. So that's what she's been working on. I thought to myself. "Whoa whoa whoa you're gonna do what to me?" I said as I started freaking out. "Come on Joseph you know you want to." She said with a sly smile. Oh crap, she's using my real name she's really serious about this. I thought to myself. "Look I know I said I wouldn't mind it, but actually having the opportunity to do it is way different Twilight. Also what did you use my real name for?" I questioned. "Well I..." Twilight was cut off by the sound of a tomboyish scream and a loud thud. "Rainbow dash is here I'll let her in." Pinkie shouted up the stairs. I couldn't help but laugh. Damn this place never gets old. But I hope Rainbow is ok though. I thought to myself. "Hey I heard you got sick so I came over to apologize." Rainbow Dash said walking into the room looking quite guilty. "It's fine Dash. Twilight said I'll be better by tomorrow so no harm done although I do really wanna go play in the snow." I said as I looked out the window. "Yeah, about time we started winter right? We'll have some fun as soon as you're better big guy." Rainbow said as she patted my back. "Oh I also saw Rarity and Fluttershy headed this way they should be here any minute." "Cool I wonder if Rarity got my jacket made yet." I mumbled to myself while rubbing my chin. "I think she did. She had a bag with her." Rainbow Dash said hovering in front of me. A little more time passes and Fluttershy and Rarity are in my room. Pinkie brought me soup as well....it's not chicken soup, but this will do. "Fallout I finished your jacket dear!" Rarity said as she used her magic to levitate it over to me. It's the jacket I wanted for a while now,but sense I'm not a pony it was hard to create obviously, but she does great work. It's long to cover me completely just like a trench coat would. It also has a duster look to it as well and it's black, one of my favorite colors. "Rarity it's amazing as always. What do I owe you?" I said clearly impressed. "It's free. There's no need to pay darling." she said as she waved a hoof. She's always doing that. She makes me clothes for free. I'm starting to feel bad because it takes more time and resources to make me clothes. If she keeps it up it's gonna starting costing her. I thought to myself. "Rarity please let me pay I don't wanna be a moocher, I got the bits!" I begged. "You a moocher? Please you're never a moocher. You're quite the hard worker, but if you insist it's 150 bits." She said with a sigh of defeat. "Thank you my bit bag is over there by the door Rarity." I said pointing to the desk by the door. "Oh fallout I brought you some extra blankets to keep you warm." Fluttershy finally said. She's been standing behind everyone staying silent. It's not because she afraid of me, no it's probably because she doesn't want to be rude and talk first. "Are you feeling better?" "Thanks Fluttershy these will help and yes I'm getting better. You ponies are lucky having fur and everything." I chuckled as I took the blankets she gave me and laid them on myself. "Oh that's right you don't have fur like us just the hair on your head. I keep forgetting that." She said with a nervous smile. "Not for long if I can just get these back to my lab. I might be able to turn Fallout into a pony!" Twilight finally spoke up. "WHAT!?" The five mares shouted in shock. Twilight then explained her plan and how it will happen while I keep saying 'I don't know.' or 'That's a big ass step to take.' Finally after talking for only Celestia knows how long, I said if she can turn me into a pony I'll only stay that way for a week. For a trial run to see if I wanna stay a pony or not. Honestly I just wanted to rest so I agreed. Everyone but Pinkie left, it was finally quiet and I can finally rest. "Hey." Pinkie quietly said. "Are you really gonna let Twilight turn you into pony for a week?" She asked. "Yeah. I guess I'm just a little scared, but I'll get over it. Why do you ask?" I said as I looked at Pinkie. She looked happy and excited from my answer. "Well it's just you could be any type of pony it's like a big surprise I'm so excited to see what happens!" She said as she began jumping up and down. "I kinda have a feeling on what I'll look like." I mumble under my breath. Luckily Pinkie didn't hear me because she was to busy with getting into bed with me....and not in that way..but I wish it was in that way though. "Ready for bed hun?" Pinkie said as she snuggled up to me. "Yeah Pinkie I am" I replied kissing her forehead which made her giggle a little. Then we drifted off and went to sleep. THE END FOR NOW! Just my luckIt's been a day now sense I got sick I'm much better now thanks to the medicine Applejack got for me ,I don't know what's in It, but it worked. It's still snowing so I'm out side right now sitting, on a bench in the park." It's a nice day so far," I say aloud to myself looking around. I've been here since this morning the C.M.C. or Cutie Mark Crusaders wanted to play outside there sister's didn't want to because they were busy, or just lazy so I volunteered. They were very happy to hear that so they grabbed me and dragged me out here where I am now. I must say though, Sweetiebell is getting really good with her magic she can almost pick me up. At that moment something cold hits my face and the sound of three fillys laughing can be heard. Quickly getting up and looking at my three assailants," Oh it's on you three are so dead!" I shouted trying to sound scary but failing because I was smiling and laughing a little.The girls giggled and ran for cover. "COME AND GET US!" The three fillies shouted while peeking out of cover to see me missing. "Hey where did he go?" Scootaloo says looking around in confusion. "Hey he used magic!" Sweetiebell says a little upset. "He can't use magic, remember?" Applebloom said, looking at Sweetiebell. "Oh right but if it wasn't magic then where did he go?" Sweetiebell replies. "How about looking be hind you," a familiar voice says from be hind three fillies. Upon hearing that voice they slowly turn around and looking at ther bipedal friend with a big smirk and an arm full of snow. "You wouldn't!" Scootaloo says shaking a little. "Oh but I would I totally would hahahaha!" And with that I dropped all the snow on them making them scream and making me laugh even harder. Oh god I'm so evil sometimes, hahahaha! "T-T-THAT WASN'T F-F-FUNNY!" Sweetiebell says angrily while shaking. "What are you t-t-talking about? That was h-h-hilarious! We never saw it coming...but I'm a l-l-little cold now," Applebloom says. "Yeah that's was awesome! But now I wanna go inside, I'm freezing!" Scootaloo says shivering. "Alright let's go to Sugarcube corner and I'll get you three some hot chocolate, as an I'm sorry I dumped a bunch of snow on you gift, sound good?" I offer the three girls look at each other mumble something then look at me and tackle me. "WOAH HEY OOF!" I said hitting the ground hard. "Okay, but you gotta carry us all the way there," Applebloom says. "What?!.....Fine I'll carry you three but, GET OFF ME!" I said after a little struggling. They finally got off me and onto my back. I start to move forward, they giggled and shouted," Wheee!" Then Applebloom actually kicks my sides and tells me to go faster. "Faster, faster! This is fun!" Applebloom says happily. Hey stop kicking me!" I say with a little anger in my voice. This is so wrong. A pony is riding, me this is the weirdest thing to happen to me. Yes, even though coming to this would is weird and yes, I'm dating one of this worlds inhabitants. Those are small details to me but having an animal that I road as a kid is riding on my back. Think about it it's just weird. But anyway were now in the middle of town were close to sugarcube corner I can see the building now with a small line sticking out the door."Alright girls we here but looks like there's a little line," I say looking over my shoulder and at the girls. "Aww man I hate lines!" Scootaloo whines. "Yeah I hate waiting!" Applebloom agrees. "We're gonna be in line forever!" Sweetiebell says. "You three are always in a hurry," a female voice says from behind us. Turning around a see a white Pegasus mare with a red main and tail and a cute mark almost like Rainbow Dashe's. It's Raincloud a friend I made a little while after I came here. It scares me seeing a friends oc and being friends with them. "Hey Raincloud what's up how's my favorite oc doing today," I said with a smile. "Oh just fine! Just getting some lunch looks like your doing the same," Raincloud says looking at the three fillys. On my back, "And they're joining you, I'm guessin," Raincloud finishes her sentence with a giggle. "Yeah there cold and," I was cut off by Scootaloo. "And he's getting us lunch and hot chocolate, because he's cool!" "Yeah.....wait lunch? I only agreed to the hot chocolate!" I replied "And lunch, hot chocolate and lunch!" Sweetiebell says. "You can't say no to these faces?" Applebloom says, and quickly the three of them are giving me the puppy face and for some reason raincloud joins them. "Not the face! Come on, no fair!" I say looking away from ther faces while Raincloud just laughs. "Alright fine, I'll buy lunch happy?" "YAY!" The three fillys shouted. "I'm way to nice?" mumble under my breath. " And stupid." Raincloud says. "Stupid?!"I say offended, "I'm not stupid that's just mean to say." "Oh, stop being all butt hurt about! it I'm just kidding you know that," Raincloud says trying to make me feel Better."Now let's go the line has moved, and I see somepony excited to see you." She says and points to Pinkie who's bouncing up and down in place behind the counter next to Mr.cake. "FALLOUT!" She shouted happily, "Your right on time for lunch.....oh and you brought friends! Hi guy's!" Pinkie then bounces towards us and leads us to a open table." Alright Fallout! I know what you want but what about you four?" "We want hot chocolate and cupcakes!" Scootaloo,Applebloom and Sweetiebell say in unison causing Pinkie,Raincloud and I to chuckle. "And I'll just have a muffin and orange juice," Raincloud says trying to get her chuckling under control "Alright I'll be back in a moment!" Pinkie says, hugs me, and walks back into the kitchen. "So girls, enjoying not having School right now?" I said with a small smile "Yeah school is soo boring!" Scootaloo said "I know how you feel I hated it to." "Really?" Applebloom asks. "You didn't like school where you came from?" Sweetiebell says tilting her head. "Oh yeah it was the worst but I really hated the algebra class the most, I'm not good with math but everything else was cool because I had nice or funny teachers." "Algebra? Miss cheerly said we would be learning that when we get older," Sweetiebell says. "Haha well good luck with that!" "Wait you said you had funny teachers? How were they funny?" Scootaloo says. "Oh well only one teacher was funny because he liked to jump onto the desks and dance and this one time he lit his hand on fire to prove hand sanitizer was flammable." "Really that's awesome....he didn't get hurt right?" "No he wasn't we had water." "That's a little stupid to do that don't you think," Raincloud says giggling. "Maybe but damn as if it wasn't cool to see." "I'd really like to visit your world one day!" "Yeah no you wouldn't I don't know what would happen if a talking flying pony popped up there, but I'm guessing nothing good so I hope that never happens." "Oh fine maybe your right from what you told me some of your kind might be really....happy to see me." "Yeah just stay here it's way to perfect to not want to." "With all the wars you said your kind is having I bet," after a little while longer of talking Pinkie finally came back out with are food. "Sorry for the wait I had a little problem," Pinkie says with a little blush. "You slipped and fell down again, didn't you?" I said with a smirk "NO!" She said crossing her hooves over her chest but quickly just gave up and looked down ," yeah..BUT IT WAS GUMMYS FAULT THIS TIME!" "Oh yeah blame the pet" I said rolling my eyes. " I'm serous this time! Okay, maybe I wasn't looking where was going, but that's because I was thinking about you so it's more your fault!" "My fault? Haha, now hold on there! Hahaha!" I start to laugh and Pinkie joins we started to talk and mess around. I completely forgot about Raincloud and the C.M.C., so Pinkie and I started to kiss, and I think Raincloud and the C.M.C. knew what was gonna happen and decided to leave. "Er, girls let's go I'll take you three home," Raincloud says getting up and grabbing the fillys but quickly whispers in my ear before she leaves, "Hey get a room come on have some respect for others!" And she left. "Hey, wanna help me stuff my party cannon in my room?" Pinkie says a look that says, 'say yes and follow me upstairs!' It's at that moment that I'm thinking. "Just my luck," I so kindly say I'd love to help and follow her upstairs leaving Mr. and Miss Cake wide eyed seeing the pink pony they took in so long ago now having a special somepony and doing such...THINGS! Upstairs scares them. END! Normal day"Two hundred twenty seven....two hundred twenty eight....two hundred twenty nine...two hundred and thirty," Jesus, whoever ordered all this better be throwing a party. Somepony in canterlot wanting 230 damn cupcakes can you believe it?"Alright pinkie that's 230 cupcakes ready to go!" I can here the sounds of pots and pans banging together. "GOOD I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST CAKE!" Pinkie shouted. "Who ordered all this anyway?" "Fancy pants for a party a really big one too!" I couldn't help but shake my head and look at the clock. I should be at work but about half way there pinkie popped up saying she needed help with a big order and she wasn't kidding. It's almost one o'clock and we've been baking all day. Mr. And mrs. Cake left with there kids this morning to get everything ready for the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made, they should be back soon I think. While I was thinking Pinkie walked into the room setting the last cake in it's box and into the pile ,"Don't you just wanna jump into that and eat them all?" Pinkie asks looking at the food with hungry eyes. I don't think we even ate....no no we didn't now that I think about it. "Yeah kinda we didn't eat at all today." "We had breakfast." "Well yeah, but I didn't remember Gummy decided to roll around on my pancakes this morning," after saying that, Pinkie blushed in embarrassment. "Oh...yeah....sorry about that," looking down she thinks for a moment better perking right back up with a big smile."OH I KNOW I'LL COOK BREAKFAST AGAIN RIGHT NOW FOR US!" To Pinkie this was a great plan to say sorry to fallout. "Er...Pinkie it's almost one." " IT DOESN'T MATTER WE'RE HUNGRY AND YOU NEVER ATE BREAKFAST YET SO WE'LL HAVE IT NOW!" Pinkie proudly proclaimed and ran into the kitchen,"COME ON SILLY AND HELP ME!" I couldn't help but laugh at her crazy antics. It's one of the things I love about her. "I'm coming I'm coming!" I shouted walking into the kitchen and it's some how clean....like she never went in here and cooked anything....the fuck? "Pinkie...how is it so clean in here you were just baking two hundred and thirty cupcakes and cakes?" I said dumbfounded looking around. "Yep and I cleaned it all up before I walked out here," she says simply with a smile.While I have been living here for about a year now I still don't understand how she's that fucking fast,she can easily beat rainbow dash in a race if she wanted, but I'm get off track sorry. "So what do you feel like eating hun?" Pinkie asks and I just scratch my chin and think for a moment. "I guess eggs obviously and....pancakes sounds good." "I was thinking the same thing. So you get the eggs and I'll get the pancake mix or you get the pancake mix and I get the eggs," Pinkie says looking for the food we require "I'll do the eggs don't worry." ******** It's now two o'clock, Pinkie and I started to talk about what color balloons she should use for a Colts birthday party. She's planning when Angle, that's Fluttershy's pet bunny, came running in with something in his mouth it looked like a bit. Angle came to a stop at the table. Pinkie and I were sitting and threw the bit onto the table, Pinkie quickly picks it up." Hey it's a two headed bit, cool," A two headed bit? They have those here? I need to ask Angle how he got this. "Angle how did you get this? Why were you running," I asked while I took a turn looking at the bit. It's made of gold, obviously, it's really old, too, with a little dirt on it. And it appears to have cCelestia's head on both sides of it that's pretty cool. This obviously belongs to somepony, but who? I look back at Angel and ask, " Angle, who did you take this from?" Angle starts to flap his arms like he's a bird...wait a bird? Then looked at Pinkie and started to say something I couldn't understand. I only heard Pinkie say, " Yeah," and, " Oh! Looks like I'm being left out the loop. Pinkie, after a good minute or two of talking to Angle, looks at me and says it belongs to Rainbow Dash, before the door suddenly swings open and a very pissed off Rainbow comes flying in looking at Angel like she's gonna kill him. " ANGLE I'M GONNA BUCK YOU UP WHERE'S MY DAD'S LUCKY BIT YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUR BALL!" Yeah looks like the bit does belong to her and angle just jumped out the window ," GET BACK HE.." I had to stop her. "Dash calm down! I got the bit here it's safe see," I said holding the bit up. "You do? Oh thank Celestia! Give it back! " she begs. "Here, it's yours anyway," I said and tossed it to her she quickly grabs it and holds it close to her chest. "Soo your dad's huh?" I spoke up. "Aww, that's so cute keeping something like that close to you!" Pinkie says, making Rainbow blush. "Hey s-shut up! So what if I do keep this close to me!" she says still a little embarrassed. " We don't think any different of you Dash! Don't worry, right Pinkie" I said looking at Pinkie. " Yep! Don't worry Dashie! Your still awesome as always!" "Yeah! I always keep something from my dad with me, so chill girl!" "Thanks please don't tell anyone...wait, what do you got from your dad?" Rainbow dash says looking interested. "Oh just a pocket knife nothing major," I said waving a hand dismissively. " A pocket knife?" Rainbow dash says tilting her head in confusion. "Yeah, a pocket knife is a small folding knife some humans keeps in there pockets for protection and stuff." "Oh that's kinda cool," she says nodding her head then she sees the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made," Woah, that's a lot of cupcakes can I have one?" "Sorry Dashie, but there for a big order," Pinkie says patting one of the boxes making Rainbow dDash open her mouth in amazement. " That's all for an order! Who the hay wants this many cupcakes!?" Seeing Rainbow's response to the large amount of sweets we made caused Pinkie and I to chuckle. "It's for Fancy Pants for a party and it looks like a big one with all this doesn't it?" Pinkie says snuggling up to me," and boy am I tired!" "I would be tired to if I had to make all this, nice work Pinkie" Rainbow dash says nodding in approval and makes Pinkie smile proudly. "Thanks Dashie, now I'm just gonna take a little nap, I'm tired," Pinkie says and not to long after that she passed out in my lap. "And she's out about time to she was working hard today," I said with a smile rubbing her head causing Rainbow Dash to chuckle. "I can tell, she's covered in dough and flower." "Yeah she works hard when it counts. Well, I better carry her home and I'm sure you got better things to do than talk to me Rainbow," I said getting up with Pinkie in my arms lucky she's still sleeping Mr. And Mrs. Cake walk in and sees the finished order. "Wow you two actually did it I'm impressed," Mr.Cake says "Oh look Pinkie must have really pushed herself again," Mrs. Cake says looking at Pinkie sleeping in my arms. "Yeah, she did, so I'm just gonna take her home. If that's ok," I said with a smile. "Oh please do well see you tomorrow, ok," Mrs. Cake says. "Will do," I responded walking out with Rainbow Dash close behind. "So you free later tonight?" Rainbow dash asked. "Yeah obviously, " I replied. "Great! I was thinking we get everypony together later and go out for drinks," Rainbow dash says. "Hm.....Well your offer sounds good and Pinkie could use a little break, alright, why not," upon hearing that she smiled and threw her hooves up. "YES ALRIGHT! Don't worry about everypony else, I'll get them to join just head to Twilight's castle around eight, ok," Rainbow dash says and flies off. ***** It's now eight o'clock, Pinkie and I are heading to Twilight's right now, oh and if your wondering Pinkie had a good nap. Looks like there waiting for us, "Hey guys, sorry we're late, " I said getting there attention. "Ah, there you two are! We were starting to get worried," Rarity says "Sorry again, Pinkie wouldn't wake-up" "Hey the bed was comfy! I didn't wanna get up," Pinkie says defensively. "Well yeah it's comfy it's made of clouds, Pinkie! That shit is the best! I've never had a better sleep until I came here," I said with a nod,"But anyway, so where's this place were going to?" "It's called the Drunken mare, I know the name doesn't sound like a place I would go to but they have great drinks there and it's mares night there tonight," Rarity explains"Oh god there taking me to a damn bar that's having ladies...er mares night? Oh come on!" I shouted in my head. "Everypony is here now, let's go," Applejack says and we started to walk and after a little walk we see the bar down the road. It's standard looking place brown wooden walks and a couple of windows with the sign hanging above the door and,I think I just saw Derpy walk in. That can't be good, she's already a little bit of a klutz. She doesn't need any alcohol.....unless it some how makes her less of a klutz now I really wanna go in and see. "Hey Applejack do you make any drinks that are alcoholic?" I said getting her attention. "Yeah ah do, you wanna try some of it don't ya," she said with a smirk I just smiled and gave her a nod. "Well then let's go inside and we'll order a few of my families drinks." "Alright can't wait," I said and we walk inside. Looking around the bar seems pretty full it's not packed but there's quite a few ponies some are familiar some not. "Can we sit over there please," Fluttershy says quietly pointing a hoof to a corner booth. "Oh, that's a great spot, Fluttershy!" Twilight says we started to walk but I stopped when I saw a familiar pony sitting at the bar. "Hey, I'll catch up I'm gonna go talk to a friend," I said pointing a thumb to a white stallion unicorn with a black main and tail. "Oh is that Page, you should totally go talk with him," Pinkie says. "I know, that's what I'm gonna do," I explained. "Oh, ok, you know where we'll be," Pinkie says and the girls walk off. I head over and take a seat. "Hey Page, what's up dude," I said happily making Page turn his head and smile. "Hey, didn't see you walk in," he replies. "That's fine, so what are you doing here?" I asked. "Two words.....mares. Night," I couldn't help but laugh and pat him on the back. "Dude your lucky that Derpy is in here, look," I said pointing out Derpy who's taking to Berry punch across from us. Page looks.....right at her flanks. "That's not where her eyes are," I teased. "Huh?" he says shaking his head. "I saw the way you were looking at her go talk to her!" "I don't know, maybe after a few more drinks." " Alright fine," I said a waved the bartender down and ordered I drink for Page and myself. I obviously got one of Applejack's family alcohol. "Oh, nice choice haven't had that in a while," Page says nodding his head in approval. "Like you need anymore, your already ponyvilles second town drunk," I said smiling. "What?! I am not!" he says defensively. "Are to Berry punch is the first, you carry around that damn flask full of only Celestia knows what!" "Fine! Whatever maybe I am but at least I don't brake into random ponies homes and pass out!" "Alright you got me there, but one day it will happen mark my words Page!" Page just rolls his eyes and changes the subject. "So why are you here?" "Rainbow Dash asked so I thought why not it could be fun." "Ah, so you came with a bunch of mares to mares night at a bar. Should I go ahead and order you a girly drink too?" Page says laughing. " At least I got mares around me," I said with a shit eating grin. He just holds his heart in mock hurt. "Ouch! That one hurt! Ok, you got me dude," Page says and I just realized the bartender gave us our drinks I grab the glass and take a drink feeling a slight burn in my throat. "Wow! Applejack wasn't kidding, this is pretty good!" "Yeah, it's one of the best, the only thing we need now is Celestia and Luna themselves to walk in here," Page says finishing his glass. "Ha! I really don't think that's gonna happen. They have no reason to come here~" we continued talking for about an hour. I suddenly felt Page tap my shoulder and point to the front of the bar after seeing what he was pointing to my jaw dropped because standing there was princess Celestia and Luna, "What the hell are they doing here?" I said in my head. Celestia and luna were looking around until they say the girls sitting in the corner talking and Twilight waving them down. They started to walk until Luna saw me and whispered something to Celestia and started to walk towards Page and myself. "Oh god what does she want?" I mumbled. "Ah, hello Page, Fallout. Tis nice to see you both!" Page bowed and I just watched. "Hey Luna hey Celestia, what's up," I said happily. " Twilight invited us and we though it would be fun and I wanted to talk to you anyway Fallout," Luna says taking a seat next to me. "Oh really? What about?" I asked. "Yes, I wanted to see if we could play some Battlefield Equestira together tomorrow. You have proven your quite skilled in it and I think we should team up," ah, yes Battlefield Equestira a pony version of Battlefield 4. I don't know why but running around as a pony soldier is really funny especially if I have my L85A2 or a m240b...oops sorry didn't mean to get off track. What I'm trying to say is I'm good at Battlefield and Luna loves playing with me because I actually play the damn objective and support my squad by providing ammo and what not. "Yeah, sounds like fun Luna, tomorrow sounds good, we playing at my place or you'res?" "My place, we can see everything better in my room." "Alright, cool," I said nothing, Luna looks behind her and nods. "Fallout, it appears that were needed, " Luna says pointing a hoof to the girls, Applejack is waving us over. "Oh, alright then, sorry Page but they need me. I'll see you later, alright dude," I said giving Page a pat on the back and walking to the table with Luna and I take a seat next to Pinkie. "So how's Page doing?" Twilight asked. "He's doing well, he needs to stop with the drinking but he's good," Twilight giggles and rolls her eyes. " I know he should really stop, but at least he's not doing anything against the law." "So, Celestia how's canterlot these days?" I said getting Celestia's attention. "Oh, just fine, I just wish there were more fun things to do besides day court and paperwork." "You totally need a lot break Celestia, you deserve one!" "Oh trust me, that's why I'm here, to relax," she says getting more comfortable. "Alright then, let's have some fun!" I said holding my glass in the air everyone soon joins me and we do a cheers and we continued talking drinking and even dancing throughout the night. END Author's Note Don't forget to like the story please it let's me know I'm doing a good job and that I should continue. Please and thank you! Let the good times roll.Author's Note Alright guy's sorry this took so long I've just been lazy when it came to writing this,so hopefully you'll enjoy this next chapter. Let the good times roll. Mornings: many people, or ponies, love it and others hate it. As for me right now, I absolutely hate it. My head is killing me, I can't remember what I did last night, and the room I'm in reeks of sweat, Apple's for some odd reason, and sugar. "What the hell did I do last night?" I think to myself," and why do my legs and crotch hurt so much?" just then I feel the bed shifting and moving slightly followed by the sounds of two ponies yawning " Ah, looks like I'm not alone, good!" "Ah, didn't think he would last that long especially counting how drunk he was," a familiar country voice remarked. " That's Applejack....ah shit. I wonder who else is here" "That little party we had last night was so much FUN! We should totally do it again when Fallout wakes up," Said a hyper active voice in a unecessarily loud tone. "Pinkie, quite down! Ma'head still kinda hurts and Fallout is sleeping still." "Oh right, sorry," Pinkie says giggling softly. "Okay, so Pinkie Pie and Applejack are here now I need to figure out what happened and why Applejack is here and what Pinkie meant by little party," I thought. With a quiet sigh I opened my eyes and sat up to a massive headache and a familiar room. "Oh god, my head," I groaned. "Well, at least I'm in my house and not somepony else's," I thought, with relief after seeing the familiar white walls of my home. "Well good morning, Sugarcube." "Yeah, what Applejack said, morning honey!" Pinkie says immediately after Applejack and gives me a loving hug and a kiss on the cheek,I gave her a tired smile and returned the hug. We stayed like that for a few moments then broke apart. "Morning girls, hey, do you mind if I ask what happened last night?" I asked letting out a yawn. "Well, we had tons and tons of fun! There was dancing and laughing and talking it was great!" Pinkie says smiling from the memories of last night going through her head. "Pinkie I think he means between the three of us," Applejack says chuckling, I nod in agreement. "Oh, you mean the little after party we had." Pinkie says giggling " Well, I think we might have had a little to much cider, but that's okay because nothing bad happened!" "Well, that's obvious sense were not dead, hurt ,or in jail," Although I am still sore in the crotch and leg areas. "I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that we 'fooled' around last night, right?" "You are correct," Applejack says with a strong nod. "Best. After. Party. EVER!" Pinkie says throwing her hooves up. "Okay, that explains why my legs and crotch hurt so damn much." "Ah, didn't think we were that rough on ya." "Well my bones say otherwise A.J.," I say throwing my legs over the edge of the bed with a small grunt and onto the floor and stretch allowing a few bones to pop and crack. "So, nobody regrets what happened last night right?" Applejack and Pinkie shake there head's, I just let out a sigh and prepare for what's gonna happen next. "So, Applejack, what happens between the three of us now?" "I reckon it's pretty obvious isn't it?" Applejack says hoping off the bed herself quickly followed by Pinkie. " I think you can handle two mares,heck you were saying something last night about it." I couldn't help but facepalm mentally and physically when she said that last part, apparently I'm pretty talkative when I'm drunk. " I fucking hate your drunk side, WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE MORE HARD!" I was broken out of my mental screaming by Pinkie with a concerned look on her face. "What's wrong, Fallout?" "Huh? Uh, sorry just thinking" I lied "About what?" She asks,I let out a deep breath and look at her. " About what other possibly embarrassing crap I talked about last night." Pinkie just laughed while Applejack shook her head. " Nothing to bad...I think." Applejack said scratching her head. " Just told Celestia how good her flanks looked, called Luna moonbutt and then ya went off and grabbed there flanks! Your lucky the guards weren't around or that The princesses didn't mind ya went off and did something like that, and don't even get me started on what happened when you started dancing." I just stared at her in disbelief " I GRABBED CELESTIA AND LUNA'S ASS? What the hell is wrong with me....shit I wish I could remember how they felt at least" the room was quiet while I was processing that information Pinkie and Applejack's stomachs growled. "Hey, how about we talk more over breakfast?" Pinkie offers Applejack and I quickly nodded our heads "Sounds like a plan Pinks."I smiled and we headed to the kitchen so start our day. * Two weeks later.* It's been about two weeks after our little....let's call it a sleepover, everything was going well until Applejack told granny Smith and Big mac. Granny was happy to know that her granddaughter finally found a stallion, or human In my case , and as, for Big mac...Not so much the moment Applejack said what happened he did what any big brother would do for their sister's and chased after me and promising the buck my teeth out. He chased me right out of the farm and threw all of ponyville the running lasted for about 30 to 40 minutes ending in a dead end. I was saved luckily by Applejack and the rest of the girls. It took Twilight's magic to finally get Big mac to stop trying to kill me and to listen. "I still don't understand why you waited almost two weeks to tell Granny Smith and Big mac about what happened," I asked Applejack while we were making our way back to the barn with a cart full of Apples to be sorted out by Big mac. "Ah, just wanted to make sure everything was gonna be okay when ah did." "Obviously that failed horribly," I said bluntly. "Don't ya think I know that! Big mac looked like he was gonna kill ya!" Applejack says with a small hint fear in her voice. "I'm not surprised it's the job of any big brother to protect their sister's. I can completely understand where he was coming from I am or I was anyway a big brother myself." "I know, but I'm old enough to make my own decisions! Shoot I even helped save Equestira a couple times without his help, and now he thinks he should care about who I court?" Applejack said with anger. "Okay, calm down, Applejack don't get all bent out of shape you gotta look at it from his perspective. Going out with some random dude because of one night isn't really a good idea, especially sense that dude was a best friend of yours and not to mention that he's a completely different species from a different universe or planet." "Yeah, I guess you got a point there," Applejack says with a sigh. We did a little more talking after that until we finally got to the barn. With a relieved sigh I stop pulling the cart and stretched out my back only to stop mind way and recoil in pain. "Fallout are you okay, hun?" Applejack asked with worry. "No my back is killing me!" I replied while rubbing my back the best I could, Applejack walked towards me and helped in rubbing my back. "Hm, looks like somepony needs a trip to the spa, and luckily for you today is the day I get together with the girls for our monthly spa visits. So, why don't ya come with me?" "Are you sure they won't mind?" Applejack scoffed and waved her hoof. "Of course they won't mind you need this, Fallout." "But I never went to a spa before." "Really now? Don't tell me you think the spa is only for mares?" "No! Of course not! It's just, isn't it like really expensive?" "No, it's only a couple bits. Now no more complaining, I'm gonna run inside and get our bits and then were going," Applejack says and quickly head's into her house. After leaving the farm we made it to the spa and as I expected the place looks really nice there's a small hit of cinnamon in the air. The floor itself was covered in white tiles and the walls were a light purple with different kinds of pictures and paintings hanging on them I couldn't help but whistle in amazement when I looked up and saw a chandelier hanging from the high ceiling. "Wow...this place looks pretty expensive. Applejack are you sure I can afford this?" Applejack sighs and rolls her eyes. "Yes I come here sometimes to relax so I know you can afford this, so stop yer belly akin," Applejack and I continued to talk until one of the spa sister's approached us. " Ah! Miss Applejack! Your friends are waiting for you in the healing bath," Aloe says then turned to me with a smile. " Oh, hello Mr.Fallout, are you here for one of our treatments as well?" I was about to open my mouth to respond, but Applejack beat me to it. " Yes, he is his back is bugging him something farce so I brought him here." "Oh, I see if your back is troubling you then I suggest s trip to the sana to help relax the muscles then a lovely massage and Finnish in the bath?" Applejack and I nodded in approval. "Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good!" I said reaching into my pocket to fish out some bits. "How much is that treatment, Aloe?" "It's about 70 bits." With a shrug I give the 70 bits to Aloe and she leads me to a small room. "Please strip in here and I'll go grab you a towel," she quickly walks off and I started to change."Man, I really hope she has a towel to fit me..."I said in my head as I waited for Aloe to return luckily I didn't wait long. "Here you are." Aloe says giving me the towel. " A Minotaur towel should work for you" I put towel on and step out of the changing room. Aloe was right the towel was a perfect size!" great now please follow me to the sana." Aloe says and leads me down the hallway and to big wooden door with a small rectangular shape window in the center of it. "Here is the sana please step inside and make yourself comfortable, there's a bucket with water inside next to the coal in the center of the room." * One hour later* I spent a little longer then necessary with the massage part of my treatment,but I couldn't help it Lotus and Aloe are fan, fucking, tastic at their work I told them that multiple times. "Thank you for your kind words Fallout." Lotus says. "I know I keep saying it but, Jesus, I feel great!" I said as I followed Lotus to the bath which is where were currently standing. "Thank you again. Now head threw this door and it will lead you to the baths please enjoy," Lotus says and leaves again to take care of other costumers. "I'm really glad Applejack made me do this totally worth every bit." I say to myself as a walk into the room where six familiar ponies were currently relaxing. Applejack,Pinkie and Fluttershy are currently in the bath while Rarity,Twilight and Rainbow dash are resting in some kinda lounge chairs with cucumbers in there eyes...well not Dash because she's eating hers. "Well it's about time!" Applejack says with a grin. " Enjoy the massage did we?" I couldn't help but smile back and nod. "Yes, yes, I did, it was great which is odd because I thought hooves would hurt,I'm glad I was wrong." "Ah knew you'd like it!" Applejack says triumphantly. "Will you be joining us for monthly spa visits from now on, Fallout?" Rarity asked I just shrugged. " I don't know, maybe...I guess it wouldn't hurt." Rarity squees in joy. "Oh, this is marvelous! Simply marvelous! You simply must try the mud bath." "Yeah, no thanks. I'll pass, Rarity." "But you don't know what your missing!" " I think I can live with that Rarity. Now if you'll excuse me I'm just gonna get into the bath," I said walking to the bath but got stopped by Pinkie who hoped out and stood in front of me. " Hey, you can't get into the bath with that towel on, silly!" She can't be serious...can she? "Pinkie, you can't be serious!" "I'm afraid she is, Fallout," Twilight says looking at me. "Oh, come on! Give me a break here." "Come on don't be a party pooper,were always naked and we don't care that you see us." "Pinkie it's a human thing, okay?" I refuse to get naked if front of all of them so I quickly turned around and started to head to a chair to sit on. "Hey, where are you going? Take that towel off and get your flank in here!" Pinkie says shaking a hoof at me. "No, I'm good I'll just sit down." "Pinkie let him be. If he doesn't wanna he don't gotta," Applejack says giving me a wink. "Thank you Applejack for backing me up." "No problem sugarcube. You clearly don't wanna take the towel off,so we should respect that, right Pinkie." Applejack said glaring at pinkie. Pinkie's ears go flat and she hangs her head low. " Yeah ok I understand..." Pinkie says and looked at me with a smile. "But Rainbow Dash doesn't, NOW DASHIE!" While everyone else was taking Dash decided to sneak around us,and planned to take the towel from me and completely embarrass me. Her plan worked perfectly she swooped down ripped off the towel from me,unfortunately for me I slipped and fell thanks to the water Pinkie left everywhere and Rainbow dash flying by an snatching the towel. I fell flat on my ass in front of the girls my junk left out for them to see ...which they did see but only for a moment,before I got up and jumped into the bath as fast as I could to before things got worse. Unfortunately the damage was done the four Elements who didn't see me naked before are now in shock, Fluttershy was taking it the worse trying her best to make herself as small as possible and hiding behind her hair and not to mention her eyes were as big as dinner plates, the entire room was completely quite for an unknown amount of time. "Well congrats, Dash. Ya did it." Applejack says breaking the silence first. "Fallout..." Pinkie says slowly approaching the bath where only my head could be seen sticking out of the water. "Are you okay? Your not mad, right? Please don't be mad." Oh if only she know how embarrassed and pissed off I am right now, I know she likes to have fun but this was going to far....but damn the look she's giving me right now is making me regret getting mad at her, her eyes are starting to water up and her lower lip is starting to tremble. "No," I said with a sigh. " I'm a little irritated with you, but that's it." "Rainbow Dash you should be ashamed of yourself. Why would you do that?" Rarity said turning everyone's attention to her. "I thought it would be funny..." Rainbow dash starts. "I just wanted to embarrass him for a moment,I didn't expect him to fall and show us his junk." "Well, you shouldn'a thought about that before ya decided to do that to him, you know Pinkie always makes a mess whenever were here it was only a matter of time before somepony slipped," Applejack says. "Yes, that was very rude to do Dash," Rarity added. " SO!" Pinkie shouted making everypony look at her. " Did ya like what you saw did ya did ya!?" Pinkie says wiggling her eyebrows and a big grin plastered on her face. I couldn't help but go wide eyed from the comment. " PINKIE! What the hell?" "Well, I liked what I saw," Applejack says with a big grin of her own. " I GOTTA GO I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!" Rainbow dash shouted quickly and off.
My sick dayAuthor's Note This is my second attempt at writing a story so please go easy on me now ok My sick day You ever wake-up one day feeling like shit....well that happened to me and on a work day too. First I get tossed into this world and now I'm sick just great, I'm burning up my nose is running and my throat is really dry. "OH NO I HAVE WORK!" I said quickly sitting up and coughing. "Shit Applejack I'm sorry, but I'm gonna be missing work today." I say aloud to myself while looking out the window. Oh hey snow! Cool Rainbow didn't say anything about snow today! Ah probably last minute, but damn I wanna go out there so badly. I say in my head watching the snow fall. "Haha I give Applejack about 30 minutes until she shows up looking for me. She'll probably have pots and pans again too." I said as I began laughing to myself from the memory of her doing that to me the first week I was here. God did I hate it, but she didn't do those things as much as Rainbow or Pinkie, they love pulling those damn pranks on me. They stopped luckily after they went too far one day and almost killed me...TWICE! Long story short they somehow put a magic spell on my welcome mat that when I stepped on it I was sent flying into the air. Ahhhh memories. I thought to myself before I was brought back to reality by the sound of knocking. "That's Applejack." I said as I looked at my phone's clock. "She's early. Wow she probably wants to-." Again I was cut off by louder knocks "IT'S OPEN I'M UPSTAIRS!" I barked out before I remembered that I was as sick as a dog. God I need water. "Fallout what are ya doin'? We need to get the work done fast today!" Applejack shouted as she began walking to my room when she heard coughing and sniffling. "Oh no don't tell me your sick." She said as she walked into my room. "Yeah I'm sick sadly. Sorry Applejack I just woke up like this." I said before I coughed loudly "Worst part is it's snowing and I can't go outside." I said frowning while Applejack chuckled. "Yeah, yeah laugh it up." I said annoyed as I sneezed. "You should probably stay in bed today. Alright no getting up unless you gotta use the bathroom, okay." Applejack said pushing me into the bed. "Yeah alright. Hey do you mind getting me some water Applejack?" I asked. "No problem I'll be right back." she happily replied as she left the room. A minute later she returned with a glass and hands....hoofs the glass to me as I quickly drank it to quench my thirst. "Whoa there slow down! The cup isn't gonna run off." Applejack said with a grin. "What? Oh right sorry it's just my throat is like really dry right now and this damn headache doesn't help either." I said as I rubbed my forehead. "Oh I'll get you so medicine then, okay?" She replied, but before she can leave I stop her. "Don't bother I don't have any." I said before I began sneezing a couple times. How did I even get sick in the first place this is stupid....unless.....Oh right Rainbow Dash dumped a bucket of ice water on me, last night. I don't know how she got it to be so cold though. I'm gonna have to find a way to get her back. I thought to myself as I groaned. "Oh really yer out? Alright maybe I got some back at the farm. You stay put until I get back." She said as she walked out the door. I wonder why she's helping me? I mean I know she's an Element and all. Ugh what am I saying! It's Applejack I'm talking about. Of course she's gonna help I'm her best worker.....and her only one......who's not even a pony. I think in my head. I then began remembering how I got here. I'm still surprised she's even friends with me. Last thing I remember is laying in my bed back on earth, then everything started to shake. At first I thought it was that earthquake we were due for, but suddenly a big ass black hole had other plans. Anyway I fell through and landed in a bath tub full of water. Much to my luck Applejack was currently using said bath tub and flipped out. Let me say from first hand experience the stories everyone tells is true. She can kick HARD. Knocked me right out with one kick. Sadly to my discomfort it wasn't the kick that took me out. No it was the wall I was sent flying into that did. Best way ever to introduce myself. I woke up about an hour later after Applejack kicked me. After that they all questioned me you all know the drill. I don't know how long I laid there thinking, but I was interrupted by another knock at my door. Upon looking at my phone's clock it's about 11:59. Applejack came at 6 AM, so quite awhile has passed. I better go answer the door. I know Applejack said not to get out of bed, but I don't wanna be rude. My mom raised me better. After quickly getting up I made my way to my door and opened it and my face was suddenly surrounded by pink. The owner of said pink was talking way to fast for me to understand. "Pinkie get off of my face. I can't breathe and I'm sick." I mumbled out through her hair. "Applejack told me you were sick, so I came as soon as I heard! I also brought the medicine for your headache." Pinkie said as she hugged me with all four of her legs. "Don't worry nurse Pinkie is here!" she said as she began nuzzling the side of my face. "Pinkie you're gonna get sick too if you stay around me." I said with worry and disappointment. Disappointment because... well because I really wanted Pinkie to be my nurse; but I'd feel bad if she got sick because of me. Damn you good side damn you. I thought to myself. "It's fine Twilight was working on a spell to help, so I said she could test it out on me! So no worries." she said happily as she finally hopped off me and back on the floor. "Wait so Twilight knows I'm sick?" I asked. "Yep and so does Rainbow and Fluttershy and Rarity." Pinkie said using her hoof to count off the ponies who know. Oh no. They all know! Great I was perfectly fine with Applejack and Pinkie. However, Twilight is probably gonna do something like take blood or take my used tissues. Well can't be helped now I guess. I thought to myself. "Alright I need to get back to bed so make yourself at home." I said walking back to my room as I heard a steady clip clop. I then turned around only to see Pinkie right behind me. I raised an eyebrow as the pink pony kept her gaze on me. "Pinkie I'm fine okay I'll call if I need anything." I chuckled because her face turned serious. "I'm gonna take care of you! I love you too much not to be at your side." She said as she stared me down something fierce. I then remembered that we were actually dating. It happened about a month ago. I was sitting in sugarcube corner like I always do eating a couple cupcakes and talking with her. She then asked if I had a special somepony. I obviously said no. Needless to say she was happy to hear. Then I realized that was an understatement. I asked why she asked and she responded with. "Well because you're nice and funny. You're also not afraid to act like a kid; and you're always coming here to eat while you have conversations with me and tell me how great my baking is. No pony else does that. I mean my friends do, but there my friends and I really love them. That isn't it though I just really like hanging out with you and I feel funny when you're around." She said while she twirled her mane with her hoof. After she said that I was a happy man if only my friends from home could be here. I know a few people who would flip out if they knew I was dating Pinkie, but they're not here. I wonder if. I stopped thinking when I realized that I'm laying in bed. "Hey Pinkie could you get me some water my glass is over there." I asked as she smiled and took the glass and got me more water. "Here you go honey bun." She said happily. She sure loves calling me pet names I'm used to it although it is embarrassing when she says it in public sometimes. "Hey what are you thinking about?" Pinkie said poking me. "Eh nothing really. Just how I got so lucky to be with you is all." I said causing Pinkie to blush a little bit. "And also home." I finished my sentence with a cough. "Do you miss your home?" Pinkie said as she game me a loving hug. "Yeah I do. Sadly I mainly miss my mom. I miss her the most. I hope she's doing okay without me." I said looking out the window again. "Don't worry though this is my home now. Remember what Twilight said 'there's no way back for me'. I'm happy here anyways." I said as I smiled. "As long as you're happy then I'm happy." She began before she was interrupted by her stomach which started to growl. "Also hungry." she said giggling which in turn made me laugh with her. "Hey if you're interested I can make us something to eat?" Pinkie offered. "Yeah I'm getting hungry anyway."I said rubbing my stomach. "Hey, you know I love you right?" "I know you do you tell me all the time." She replied with a big smile as she hugged me tightly. "So I'll go make us some soup, okay?" Pinkie said as she bounced out of the room. Ten minutes have passed since Pinkie went to make soup and during that time Twilight showed up. "So how are you feeling so far?" She asked while she put a hoof on my forehead. I went to answer, but she stopped me. "Hmmmm you do appear to be running a fever. With the medicine I gave you you'll be better by, tomorrow. Luckily you only got a head cold and a dry throat, I'll just take these used tissues for study." She said as her eyes wandered over to the trash can. I knew it! I knew she was gonna do that. I thought to myself. "Twilight what do you need those for?" I asked with an eyebrow raised. "For science of course! Remember what you said yesterday about us ponies having evolved from humans?" She said while she was clearly happy about something. "Yeah and also how this might be earth in the future so I might have traveled through time when that black hole popped up." I said as I gave her a half grin. "Yep, with these tissues I might be able to prove you right, or wrong. This is so exciting! Think of the possibilities if your theory is true!" Twilight said as she started staring off into space. "Twilight turn down your happiness just a little, okay? Feel free to do whatever you want." I said as I chuckled. "No you don't understand. If it's true I might be able to create a spell that will turn you into a pony!" She commented while her eyes shined with glee. After hearing that I was...shocked,scared and a little happy. So that's what she's been working on. I thought to myself. "Whoa whoa whoa you're gonna do what to me?" I said as I started freaking out. "Come on Joseph you know you want to." She said with a sly smile. Oh crap, she's using my real name she's really serious about this. I thought to myself. "Look I know I said I wouldn't mind it, but actually having the opportunity to do it is way different Twilight. Also what did you use my real name for?" I questioned. "Well I..." Twilight was cut off by the sound of a tomboyish scream and a loud thud. "Rainbow dash is here I'll let her in." Pinkie shouted up the stairs. I couldn't help but laugh. Damn this place never gets old. But I hope Rainbow is ok though. I thought to myself. "Hey I heard you got sick so I came over to apologize." Rainbow Dash said walking into the room looking quite guilty. "It's fine Dash. Twilight said I'll be better by tomorrow so no harm done although I do really wanna go play in the snow." I said as I looked out the window. "Yeah, about time we started winter right? We'll have some fun as soon as you're better big guy." Rainbow said as she patted my back. "Oh I also saw Rarity and Fluttershy headed this way they should be here any minute." "Cool I wonder if Rarity got my jacket made yet." I mumbled to myself while rubbing my chin. "I think she did. She had a bag with her." Rainbow Dash said hovering in front of me. A little more time passes and Fluttershy and Rarity are in my room. Pinkie brought me soup as well....it's not chicken soup, but this will do. "Fallout I finished your jacket dear!" Rarity said as she used her magic to levitate it over to me. It's the jacket I wanted for a while now,but sense I'm not a pony it was hard to create obviously, but she does great work. It's long to cover me completely just like a trench coat would. It also has a duster look to it as well and it's black, one of my favorite colors. "Rarity it's amazing as always. What do I owe you?" I said clearly impressed. "It's free. There's no need to pay darling." she said as she waved a hoof. She's always doing that. She makes me clothes for free. I'm starting to feel bad because it takes more time and resources to make me clothes. If she keeps it up it's gonna starting costing her. I thought to myself. "Rarity please let me pay I don't wanna be a moocher, I got the bits!" I begged. "You a moocher? Please you're never a moocher. You're quite the hard worker, but if you insist it's 150 bits." She said with a sigh of defeat. "Thank you my bit bag is over there by the door Rarity." I said pointing to the desk by the door. "Oh fallout I brought you some extra blankets to keep you warm." Fluttershy finally said. She's been standing behind everyone staying silent. It's not because she afraid of me, no it's probably because she doesn't want to be rude and talk first. "Are you feeling better?" "Thanks Fluttershy these will help and yes I'm getting better. You ponies are lucky having fur and everything." I chuckled as I took the blankets she gave me and laid them on myself. "Oh that's right you don't have fur like us just the hair on your head. I keep forgetting that." She said with a nervous smile. "Not for long if I can just get these back to my lab. I might be able to turn Fallout into a pony!" Twilight finally spoke up. "WHAT!?" The five mares shouted in shock. Twilight then explained her plan and how it will happen while I keep saying 'I don't know.' or 'That's a big ass step to take.' Finally after talking for only Celestia knows how long, I said if she can turn me into a pony I'll only stay that way for a week. For a trial run to see if I wanna stay a pony or not. Honestly I just wanted to rest so I agreed. Everyone but Pinkie left, it was finally quiet and I can finally rest. "Hey." Pinkie quietly said. "Are you really gonna let Twilight turn you into pony for a week?" She asked. "Yeah. I guess I'm just a little scared, but I'll get over it. Why do you ask?" I said as I looked at Pinkie. She looked happy and excited from my answer. "Well it's just you could be any type of pony it's like a big surprise I'm so excited to see what happens!" She said as she began jumping up and down. "I kinda have a feeling on what I'll look like." I mumble under my breath. Luckily Pinkie didn't hear me because she was to busy with getting into bed with me....and not in that way..but I wish it was in that way though. "Ready for bed hun?" Pinkie said as she snuggled up to me. "Yeah Pinkie I am" I replied kissing her forehead which made her giggle a little. Then we drifted off and went to sleep. THE END FOR NOW!
Just my luckIt's been a day now sense I got sick I'm much better now thanks to the medicine Applejack got for me ,I don't know what's in It, but it worked. It's still snowing so I'm out side right now sitting, on a bench in the park." It's a nice day so far," I say aloud to myself looking around. I've been here since this morning the C.M.C. or Cutie Mark Crusaders wanted to play outside there sister's didn't want to because they were busy, or just lazy so I volunteered. They were very happy to hear that so they grabbed me and dragged me out here where I am now. I must say though, Sweetiebell is getting really good with her magic she can almost pick me up. At that moment something cold hits my face and the sound of three fillys laughing can be heard. Quickly getting up and looking at my three assailants," Oh it's on you three are so dead!" I shouted trying to sound scary but failing because I was smiling and laughing a little.The girls giggled and ran for cover. "COME AND GET US!" The three fillies shouted while peeking out of cover to see me missing. "Hey where did he go?" Scootaloo says looking around in confusion. "Hey he used magic!" Sweetiebell says a little upset. "He can't use magic, remember?" Applebloom said, looking at Sweetiebell. "Oh right but if it wasn't magic then where did he go?" Sweetiebell replies. "How about looking be hind you," a familiar voice says from be hind three fillies. Upon hearing that voice they slowly turn around and looking at ther bipedal friend with a big smirk and an arm full of snow. "You wouldn't!" Scootaloo says shaking a little. "Oh but I would I totally would hahahaha!" And with that I dropped all the snow on them making them scream and making me laugh even harder. Oh god I'm so evil sometimes, hahahaha! "T-T-THAT WASN'T F-F-FUNNY!" Sweetiebell says angrily while shaking. "What are you t-t-talking about? That was h-h-hilarious! We never saw it coming...but I'm a l-l-little cold now," Applebloom says. "Yeah that's was awesome! But now I wanna go inside, I'm freezing!" Scootaloo says shivering. "Alright let's go to Sugarcube corner and I'll get you three some hot chocolate, as an I'm sorry I dumped a bunch of snow on you gift, sound good?" I offer the three girls look at each other mumble something then look at me and tackle me. "WOAH HEY OOF!" I said hitting the ground hard. "Okay, but you gotta carry us all the way there," Applebloom says. "What?!.....Fine I'll carry you three but, GET OFF ME!" I said after a little struggling. They finally got off me and onto my back. I start to move forward, they giggled and shouted," Wheee!" Then Applebloom actually kicks my sides and tells me to go faster. "Faster, faster! This is fun!" Applebloom says happily. Hey stop kicking me!" I say with a little anger in my voice. This is so wrong. A pony is riding, me this is the weirdest thing to happen to me. Yes, even though coming to this would is weird and yes, I'm dating one of this worlds inhabitants. Those are small details to me but having an animal that I road as a kid is riding on my back. Think about it it's just weird. But anyway were now in the middle of town were close to sugarcube corner I can see the building now with a small line sticking out the door."Alright girls we here but looks like there's a little line," I say looking over my shoulder and at the girls. "Aww man I hate lines!" Scootaloo whines. "Yeah I hate waiting!" Applebloom agrees. "We're gonna be in line forever!" Sweetiebell says. "You three are always in a hurry," a female voice says from behind us. Turning around a see a white Pegasus mare with a red main and tail and a cute mark almost like Rainbow Dashe's. It's Raincloud a friend I made a little while after I came here. It scares me seeing a friends oc and being friends with them. "Hey Raincloud what's up how's my favorite oc doing today," I said with a smile. "Oh just fine! Just getting some lunch looks like your doing the same," Raincloud says looking at the three fillys. On my back, "And they're joining you, I'm guessin," Raincloud finishes her sentence with a giggle. "Yeah there cold and," I was cut off by Scootaloo. "And he's getting us lunch and hot chocolate, because he's cool!" "Yeah.....wait lunch? I only agreed to the hot chocolate!" I replied "And lunch, hot chocolate and lunch!" Sweetiebell says. "You can't say no to these faces?" Applebloom says, and quickly the three of them are giving me the puppy face and for some reason raincloud joins them. "Not the face! Come on, no fair!" I say looking away from ther faces while Raincloud just laughs. "Alright fine, I'll buy lunch happy?" "YAY!" The three fillys shouted. "I'm way to nice?" mumble under my breath. " And stupid." Raincloud says. "Stupid?!"I say offended, "I'm not stupid that's just mean to say." "Oh, stop being all butt hurt about! it I'm just kidding you know that," Raincloud says trying to make me feel Better."Now let's go the line has moved, and I see somepony excited to see you." She says and points to Pinkie who's bouncing up and down in place behind the counter next to Mr.cake. "FALLOUT!" She shouted happily, "Your right on time for lunch.....oh and you brought friends! Hi guy's!" Pinkie then bounces towards us and leads us to a open table." Alright Fallout! I know what you want but what about you four?" "We want hot chocolate and cupcakes!" Scootaloo,Applebloom and Sweetiebell say in unison causing Pinkie,Raincloud and I to chuckle. "And I'll just have a muffin and orange juice," Raincloud says trying to get her chuckling under control "Alright I'll be back in a moment!" Pinkie says, hugs me, and walks back into the kitchen. "So girls, enjoying not having School right now?" I said with a small smile "Yeah school is soo boring!" Scootaloo said "I know how you feel I hated it to." "Really?" Applebloom asks. "You didn't like school where you came from?" Sweetiebell says tilting her head. "Oh yeah it was the worst but I really hated the algebra class the most, I'm not good with math but everything else was cool because I had nice or funny teachers." "Algebra? Miss cheerly said we would be learning that when we get older," Sweetiebell says. "Haha well good luck with that!" "Wait you said you had funny teachers? How were they funny?" Scootaloo says. "Oh well only one teacher was funny because he liked to jump onto the desks and dance and this one time he lit his hand on fire to prove hand sanitizer was flammable." "Really that's awesome....he didn't get hurt right?" "No he wasn't we had water." "That's a little stupid to do that don't you think," Raincloud says giggling. "Maybe but damn as if it wasn't cool to see." "I'd really like to visit your world one day!" "Yeah no you wouldn't I don't know what would happen if a talking flying pony popped up there, but I'm guessing nothing good so I hope that never happens." "Oh fine maybe your right from what you told me some of your kind might be really....happy to see me." "Yeah just stay here it's way to perfect to not want to." "With all the wars you said your kind is having I bet," after a little while longer of talking Pinkie finally came back out with are food. "Sorry for the wait I had a little problem," Pinkie says with a little blush. "You slipped and fell down again, didn't you?" I said with a smirk "NO!" She said crossing her hooves over her chest but quickly just gave up and looked down ," yeah..BUT IT WAS GUMMYS FAULT THIS TIME!" "Oh yeah blame the pet" I said rolling my eyes. " I'm serous this time! Okay, maybe I wasn't looking where was going, but that's because I was thinking about you so it's more your fault!" "My fault? Haha, now hold on there! Hahaha!" I start to laugh and Pinkie joins we started to talk and mess around. I completely forgot about Raincloud and the C.M.C., so Pinkie and I started to kiss, and I think Raincloud and the C.M.C. knew what was gonna happen and decided to leave. "Er, girls let's go I'll take you three home," Raincloud says getting up and grabbing the fillys but quickly whispers in my ear before she leaves, "Hey get a room come on have some respect for others!" And she left. "Hey, wanna help me stuff my party cannon in my room?" Pinkie says a look that says, 'say yes and follow me upstairs!' It's at that moment that I'm thinking. "Just my luck," I so kindly say I'd love to help and follow her upstairs leaving Mr. and Miss Cake wide eyed seeing the pink pony they took in so long ago now having a special somepony and doing such...THINGS! Upstairs scares them. END!
Normal day"Two hundred twenty seven....two hundred twenty eight....two hundred twenty nine...two hundred and thirty," Jesus, whoever ordered all this better be throwing a party. Somepony in canterlot wanting 230 damn cupcakes can you believe it?"Alright pinkie that's 230 cupcakes ready to go!" I can here the sounds of pots and pans banging together. "GOOD I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST CAKE!" Pinkie shouted. "Who ordered all this anyway?" "Fancy pants for a party a really big one too!" I couldn't help but shake my head and look at the clock. I should be at work but about half way there pinkie popped up saying she needed help with a big order and she wasn't kidding. It's almost one o'clock and we've been baking all day. Mr. And mrs. Cake left with there kids this morning to get everything ready for the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made, they should be back soon I think. While I was thinking Pinkie walked into the room setting the last cake in it's box and into the pile ,"Don't you just wanna jump into that and eat them all?" Pinkie asks looking at the food with hungry eyes. I don't think we even ate....no no we didn't now that I think about it. "Yeah kinda we didn't eat at all today." "We had breakfast." "Well yeah, but I didn't remember Gummy decided to roll around on my pancakes this morning," after saying that, Pinkie blushed in embarrassment. "Oh...yeah....sorry about that," looking down she thinks for a moment better perking right back up with a big smile."OH I KNOW I'LL COOK BREAKFAST AGAIN RIGHT NOW FOR US!" To Pinkie this was a great plan to say sorry to fallout. "Er...Pinkie it's almost one." " IT DOESN'T MATTER WE'RE HUNGRY AND YOU NEVER ATE BREAKFAST YET SO WE'LL HAVE IT NOW!" Pinkie proudly proclaimed and ran into the kitchen,"COME ON SILLY AND HELP ME!" I couldn't help but laugh at her crazy antics. It's one of the things I love about her. "I'm coming I'm coming!" I shouted walking into the kitchen and it's some how clean....like she never went in here and cooked anything....the fuck? "Pinkie...how is it so clean in here you were just baking two hundred and thirty cupcakes and cakes?" I said dumbfounded looking around. "Yep and I cleaned it all up before I walked out here," she says simply with a smile.While I have been living here for about a year now I still don't understand how she's that fucking fast,she can easily beat rainbow dash in a race if she wanted, but I'm get off track sorry. "So what do you feel like eating hun?" Pinkie asks and I just scratch my chin and think for a moment. "I guess eggs obviously and....pancakes sounds good." "I was thinking the same thing. So you get the eggs and I'll get the pancake mix or you get the pancake mix and I get the eggs," Pinkie says looking for the food we require "I'll do the eggs don't worry." ******** It's now two o'clock, Pinkie and I started to talk about what color balloons she should use for a Colts birthday party. She's planning when Angle, that's Fluttershy's pet bunny, came running in with something in his mouth it looked like a bit. Angle came to a stop at the table. Pinkie and I were sitting and threw the bit onto the table, Pinkie quickly picks it up." Hey it's a two headed bit, cool," A two headed bit? They have those here? I need to ask Angle how he got this. "Angle how did you get this? Why were you running," I asked while I took a turn looking at the bit. It's made of gold, obviously, it's really old, too, with a little dirt on it. And it appears to have cCelestia's head on both sides of it that's pretty cool. This obviously belongs to somepony, but who? I look back at Angel and ask, " Angle, who did you take this from?" Angle starts to flap his arms like he's a bird...wait a bird? Then looked at Pinkie and started to say something I couldn't understand. I only heard Pinkie say, " Yeah," and, " Oh! Looks like I'm being left out the loop. Pinkie, after a good minute or two of talking to Angle, looks at me and says it belongs to Rainbow Dash, before the door suddenly swings open and a very pissed off Rainbow comes flying in looking at Angel like she's gonna kill him. " ANGLE I'M GONNA BUCK YOU UP WHERE'S MY DAD'S LUCKY BIT YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUR BALL!" Yeah looks like the bit does belong to her and angle just jumped out the window ," GET BACK HE.." I had to stop her. "Dash calm down! I got the bit here it's safe see," I said holding the bit up. "You do? Oh thank Celestia! Give it back! " she begs. "Here, it's yours anyway," I said and tossed it to her she quickly grabs it and holds it close to her chest. "Soo your dad's huh?" I spoke up. "Aww, that's so cute keeping something like that close to you!" Pinkie says, making Rainbow blush. "Hey s-shut up! So what if I do keep this close to me!" she says still a little embarrassed. " We don't think any different of you Dash! Don't worry, right Pinkie" I said looking at Pinkie. " Yep! Don't worry Dashie! Your still awesome as always!" "Yeah! I always keep something from my dad with me, so chill girl!" "Thanks please don't tell anyone...wait, what do you got from your dad?" Rainbow dash says looking interested. "Oh just a pocket knife nothing major," I said waving a hand dismissively. " A pocket knife?" Rainbow dash says tilting her head in confusion. "Yeah, a pocket knife is a small folding knife some humans keeps in there pockets for protection and stuff." "Oh that's kinda cool," she says nodding her head then she sees the large number of sweets Pinkie and I made," Woah, that's a lot of cupcakes can I have one?" "Sorry Dashie, but there for a big order," Pinkie says patting one of the boxes making Rainbow dDash open her mouth in amazement. " That's all for an order! Who the hay wants this many cupcakes!?" Seeing Rainbow's response to the large amount of sweets we made caused Pinkie and I to chuckle. "It's for Fancy Pants for a party and it looks like a big one with all this doesn't it?" Pinkie says snuggling up to me," and boy am I tired!" "I would be tired to if I had to make all this, nice work Pinkie" Rainbow dash says nodding in approval and makes Pinkie smile proudly. "Thanks Dashie, now I'm just gonna take a little nap, I'm tired," Pinkie says and not to long after that she passed out in my lap. "And she's out about time to she was working hard today," I said with a smile rubbing her head causing Rainbow Dash to chuckle. "I can tell, she's covered in dough and flower." "Yeah she works hard when it counts. Well, I better carry her home and I'm sure you got better things to do than talk to me Rainbow," I said getting up with Pinkie in my arms lucky she's still sleeping Mr. And Mrs. Cake walk in and sees the finished order. "Wow you two actually did it I'm impressed," Mr.Cake says "Oh look Pinkie must have really pushed herself again," Mrs. Cake says looking at Pinkie sleeping in my arms. "Yeah, she did, so I'm just gonna take her home. If that's ok," I said with a smile. "Oh please do well see you tomorrow, ok," Mrs. Cake says. "Will do," I responded walking out with Rainbow Dash close behind. "So you free later tonight?" Rainbow dash asked. "Yeah obviously, " I replied. "Great! I was thinking we get everypony together later and go out for drinks," Rainbow dash says. "Hm.....Well your offer sounds good and Pinkie could use a little break, alright, why not," upon hearing that she smiled and threw her hooves up. "YES ALRIGHT! Don't worry about everypony else, I'll get them to join just head to Twilight's castle around eight, ok," Rainbow dash says and flies off. ***** It's now eight o'clock, Pinkie and I are heading to Twilight's right now, oh and if your wondering Pinkie had a good nap. Looks like there waiting for us, "Hey guys, sorry we're late, " I said getting there attention. "Ah, there you two are! We were starting to get worried," Rarity says "Sorry again, Pinkie wouldn't wake-up" "Hey the bed was comfy! I didn't wanna get up," Pinkie says defensively. "Well yeah it's comfy it's made of clouds, Pinkie! That shit is the best! I've never had a better sleep until I came here," I said with a nod,"But anyway, so where's this place were going to?" "It's called the Drunken mare, I know the name doesn't sound like a place I would go to but they have great drinks there and it's mares night there tonight," Rarity explains"Oh god there taking me to a damn bar that's having ladies...er mares night? Oh come on!" I shouted in my head. "Everypony is here now, let's go," Applejack says and we started to walk and after a little walk we see the bar down the road. It's standard looking place brown wooden walks and a couple of windows with the sign hanging above the door and,I think I just saw Derpy walk in. That can't be good, she's already a little bit of a klutz. She doesn't need any alcohol.....unless it some how makes her less of a klutz now I really wanna go in and see. "Hey Applejack do you make any drinks that are alcoholic?" I said getting her attention. "Yeah ah do, you wanna try some of it don't ya," she said with a smirk I just smiled and gave her a nod. "Well then let's go inside and we'll order a few of my families drinks." "Alright can't wait," I said and we walk inside. Looking around the bar seems pretty full it's not packed but there's quite a few ponies some are familiar some not. "Can we sit over there please," Fluttershy says quietly pointing a hoof to a corner booth. "Oh, that's a great spot, Fluttershy!" Twilight says we started to walk but I stopped when I saw a familiar pony sitting at the bar. "Hey, I'll catch up I'm gonna go talk to a friend," I said pointing a thumb to a white stallion unicorn with a black main and tail. "Oh is that Page, you should totally go talk with him," Pinkie says. "I know, that's what I'm gonna do," I explained. "Oh, ok, you know where we'll be," Pinkie says and the girls walk off. I head over and take a seat. "Hey Page, what's up dude," I said happily making Page turn his head and smile. "Hey, didn't see you walk in," he replies. "That's fine, so what are you doing here?" I asked. "Two words.....mares. Night," I couldn't help but laugh and pat him on the back. "Dude your lucky that Derpy is in here, look," I said pointing out Derpy who's taking to Berry punch across from us. Page looks.....right at her flanks. "That's not where her eyes are," I teased. "Huh?" he says shaking his head. "I saw the way you were looking at her go talk to her!" "I don't know, maybe after a few more drinks." " Alright fine," I said a waved the bartender down and ordered I drink for Page and myself. I obviously got one of Applejack's family alcohol. "Oh, nice choice haven't had that in a while," Page says nodding his head in approval. "Like you need anymore, your already ponyvilles second town drunk," I said smiling. "What?! I am not!" he says defensively. "Are to Berry punch is the first, you carry around that damn flask full of only Celestia knows what!" "Fine! Whatever maybe I am but at least I don't brake into random ponies homes and pass out!" "Alright you got me there, but one day it will happen mark my words Page!" Page just rolls his eyes and changes the subject. "So why are you here?" "Rainbow Dash asked so I thought why not it could be fun." "Ah, so you came with a bunch of mares to mares night at a bar. Should I go ahead and order you a girly drink too?" Page says laughing. " At least I got mares around me," I said with a shit eating grin. He just holds his heart in mock hurt. "Ouch! That one hurt! Ok, you got me dude," Page says and I just realized the bartender gave us our drinks I grab the glass and take a drink feeling a slight burn in my throat. "Wow! Applejack wasn't kidding, this is pretty good!" "Yeah, it's one of the best, the only thing we need now is Celestia and Luna themselves to walk in here," Page says finishing his glass. "Ha! I really don't think that's gonna happen. They have no reason to come here~" we continued talking for about an hour. I suddenly felt Page tap my shoulder and point to the front of the bar after seeing what he was pointing to my jaw dropped because standing there was princess Celestia and Luna, "What the hell are they doing here?" I said in my head. Celestia and luna were looking around until they say the girls sitting in the corner talking and Twilight waving them down. They started to walk until Luna saw me and whispered something to Celestia and started to walk towards Page and myself. "Oh god what does she want?" I mumbled. "Ah, hello Page, Fallout. Tis nice to see you both!" Page bowed and I just watched. "Hey Luna hey Celestia, what's up," I said happily. " Twilight invited us and we though it would be fun and I wanted to talk to you anyway Fallout," Luna says taking a seat next to me. "Oh really? What about?" I asked. "Yes, I wanted to see if we could play some Battlefield Equestira together tomorrow. You have proven your quite skilled in it and I think we should team up," ah, yes Battlefield Equestira a pony version of Battlefield 4. I don't know why but running around as a pony soldier is really funny especially if I have my L85A2 or a m240b...oops sorry didn't mean to get off track. What I'm trying to say is I'm good at Battlefield and Luna loves playing with me because I actually play the damn objective and support my squad by providing ammo and what not. "Yeah, sounds like fun Luna, tomorrow sounds good, we playing at my place or you'res?" "My place, we can see everything better in my room." "Alright, cool," I said nothing, Luna looks behind her and nods. "Fallout, it appears that were needed, " Luna says pointing a hoof to the girls, Applejack is waving us over. "Oh, alright then, sorry Page but they need me. I'll see you later, alright dude," I said giving Page a pat on the back and walking to the table with Luna and I take a seat next to Pinkie. "So how's Page doing?" Twilight asked. "He's doing well, he needs to stop with the drinking but he's good," Twilight giggles and rolls her eyes. " I know he should really stop, but at least he's not doing anything against the law." "So, Celestia how's canterlot these days?" I said getting Celestia's attention. "Oh, just fine, I just wish there were more fun things to do besides day court and paperwork." "You totally need a lot break Celestia, you deserve one!" "Oh trust me, that's why I'm here, to relax," she says getting more comfortable. "Alright then, let's have some fun!" I said holding my glass in the air everyone soon joins me and we do a cheers and we continued talking drinking and even dancing throughout the night. END Author's Note Don't forget to like the story please it let's me know I'm doing a good job and that I should continue. Please and thank you!
Let the good times roll.Author's Note Alright guy's sorry this took so long I've just been lazy when it came to writing this,so hopefully you'll enjoy this next chapter. Let the good times roll. Mornings: many people, or ponies, love it and others hate it. As for me right now, I absolutely hate it. My head is killing me, I can't remember what I did last night, and the room I'm in reeks of sweat, Apple's for some odd reason, and sugar. "What the hell did I do last night?" I think to myself," and why do my legs and crotch hurt so much?" just then I feel the bed shifting and moving slightly followed by the sounds of two ponies yawning " Ah, looks like I'm not alone, good!" "Ah, didn't think he would last that long especially counting how drunk he was," a familiar country voice remarked. " That's Applejack....ah shit. I wonder who else is here" "That little party we had last night was so much FUN! We should totally do it again when Fallout wakes up," Said a hyper active voice in a unecessarily loud tone. "Pinkie, quite down! Ma'head still kinda hurts and Fallout is sleeping still." "Oh right, sorry," Pinkie says giggling softly. "Okay, so Pinkie Pie and Applejack are here now I need to figure out what happened and why Applejack is here and what Pinkie meant by little party," I thought. With a quiet sigh I opened my eyes and sat up to a massive headache and a familiar room. "Oh god, my head," I groaned. "Well, at least I'm in my house and not somepony else's," I thought, with relief after seeing the familiar white walls of my home. "Well good morning, Sugarcube." "Yeah, what Applejack said, morning honey!" Pinkie says immediately after Applejack and gives me a loving hug and a kiss on the cheek,I gave her a tired smile and returned the hug. We stayed like that for a few moments then broke apart. "Morning girls, hey, do you mind if I ask what happened last night?" I asked letting out a yawn. "Well, we had tons and tons of fun! There was dancing and laughing and talking it was great!" Pinkie says smiling from the memories of last night going through her head. "Pinkie I think he means between the three of us," Applejack says chuckling, I nod in agreement. "Oh, you mean the little after party we had." Pinkie says giggling " Well, I think we might have had a little to much cider, but that's okay because nothing bad happened!" "Well, that's obvious sense were not dead, hurt ,or in jail," Although I am still sore in the crotch and leg areas. "I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that we 'fooled' around last night, right?" "You are correct," Applejack says with a strong nod. "Best. After. Party. EVER!" Pinkie says throwing her hooves up. "Okay, that explains why my legs and crotch hurt so damn much." "Ah, didn't think we were that rough on ya." "Well my bones say otherwise A.J.," I say throwing my legs over the edge of the bed with a small grunt and onto the floor and stretch allowing a few bones to pop and crack. "So, nobody regrets what happened last night right?" Applejack and Pinkie shake there head's, I just let out a sigh and prepare for what's gonna happen next. "So, Applejack, what happens between the three of us now?" "I reckon it's pretty obvious isn't it?" Applejack says hoping off the bed herself quickly followed by Pinkie. " I think you can handle two mares,heck you were saying something last night about it." I couldn't help but facepalm mentally and physically when she said that last part, apparently I'm pretty talkative when I'm drunk. " I fucking hate your drunk side, WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE MORE HARD!" I was broken out of my mental screaming by Pinkie with a concerned look on her face. "What's wrong, Fallout?" "Huh? Uh, sorry just thinking" I lied "About what?" She asks,I let out a deep breath and look at her. " About what other possibly embarrassing crap I talked about last night." Pinkie just laughed while Applejack shook her head. " Nothing to bad...I think." Applejack said scratching her head. " Just told Celestia how good her flanks looked, called Luna moonbutt and then ya went off and grabbed there flanks! Your lucky the guards weren't around or that The princesses didn't mind ya went off and did something like that, and don't even get me started on what happened when you started dancing." I just stared at her in disbelief " I GRABBED CELESTIA AND LUNA'S ASS? What the hell is wrong with me....shit I wish I could remember how they felt at least" the room was quiet while I was processing that information Pinkie and Applejack's stomachs growled. "Hey, how about we talk more over breakfast?" Pinkie offers Applejack and I quickly nodded our heads "Sounds like a plan Pinks."I smiled and we headed to the kitchen so start our day. * Two weeks later.* It's been about two weeks after our little....let's call it a sleepover, everything was going well until Applejack told granny Smith and Big mac. Granny was happy to know that her granddaughter finally found a stallion, or human In my case , and as, for Big mac...Not so much the moment Applejack said what happened he did what any big brother would do for their sister's and chased after me and promising the buck my teeth out. He chased me right out of the farm and threw all of ponyville the running lasted for about 30 to 40 minutes ending in a dead end. I was saved luckily by Applejack and the rest of the girls. It took Twilight's magic to finally get Big mac to stop trying to kill me and to listen. "I still don't understand why you waited almost two weeks to tell Granny Smith and Big mac about what happened," I asked Applejack while we were making our way back to the barn with a cart full of Apples to be sorted out by Big mac. "Ah, just wanted to make sure everything was gonna be okay when ah did." "Obviously that failed horribly," I said bluntly. "Don't ya think I know that! Big mac looked like he was gonna kill ya!" Applejack says with a small hint fear in her voice. "I'm not surprised it's the job of any big brother to protect their sister's. I can completely understand where he was coming from I am or I was anyway a big brother myself." "I know, but I'm old enough to make my own decisions! Shoot I even helped save Equestira a couple times without his help, and now he thinks he should care about who I court?" Applejack said with anger. "Okay, calm down, Applejack don't get all bent out of shape you gotta look at it from his perspective. Going out with some random dude because of one night isn't really a good idea, especially sense that dude was a best friend of yours and not to mention that he's a completely different species from a different universe or planet." "Yeah, I guess you got a point there," Applejack says with a sigh. We did a little more talking after that until we finally got to the barn. With a relieved sigh I stop pulling the cart and stretched out my back only to stop mind way and recoil in pain. "Fallout are you okay, hun?" Applejack asked with worry. "No my back is killing me!" I replied while rubbing my back the best I could, Applejack walked towards me and helped in rubbing my back. "Hm, looks like somepony needs a trip to the spa, and luckily for you today is the day I get together with the girls for our monthly spa visits. So, why don't ya come with me?" "Are you sure they won't mind?" Applejack scoffed and waved her hoof. "Of course they won't mind you need this, Fallout." "But I never went to a spa before." "Really now? Don't tell me you think the spa is only for mares?" "No! Of course not! It's just, isn't it like really expensive?" "No, it's only a couple bits. Now no more complaining, I'm gonna run inside and get our bits and then were going," Applejack says and quickly head's into her house. After leaving the farm we made it to the spa and as I expected the place looks really nice there's a small hit of cinnamon in the air. The floor itself was covered in white tiles and the walls were a light purple with different kinds of pictures and paintings hanging on them I couldn't help but whistle in amazement when I looked up and saw a chandelier hanging from the high ceiling. "Wow...this place looks pretty expensive. Applejack are you sure I can afford this?" Applejack sighs and rolls her eyes. "Yes I come here sometimes to relax so I know you can afford this, so stop yer belly akin," Applejack and I continued to talk until one of the spa sister's approached us. " Ah! Miss Applejack! Your friends are waiting for you in the healing bath," Aloe says then turned to me with a smile. " Oh, hello Mr.Fallout, are you here for one of our treatments as well?" I was about to open my mouth to respond, but Applejack beat me to it. " Yes, he is his back is bugging him something farce so I brought him here." "Oh, I see if your back is troubling you then I suggest s trip to the sana to help relax the muscles then a lovely massage and Finnish in the bath?" Applejack and I nodded in approval. "Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good!" I said reaching into my pocket to fish out some bits. "How much is that treatment, Aloe?" "It's about 70 bits." With a shrug I give the 70 bits to Aloe and she leads me to a small room. "Please strip in here and I'll go grab you a towel," she quickly walks off and I started to change."Man, I really hope she has a towel to fit me..."I said in my head as I waited for Aloe to return luckily I didn't wait long. "Here you are." Aloe says giving me the towel. " A Minotaur towel should work for you" I put towel on and step out of the changing room. Aloe was right the towel was a perfect size!" great now please follow me to the sana." Aloe says and leads me down the hallway and to big wooden door with a small rectangular shape window in the center of it. "Here is the sana please step inside and make yourself comfortable, there's a bucket with water inside next to the coal in the center of the room." * One hour later* I spent a little longer then necessary with the massage part of my treatment,but I couldn't help it Lotus and Aloe are fan, fucking, tastic at their work I told them that multiple times. "Thank you for your kind words Fallout." Lotus says. "I know I keep saying it but, Jesus, I feel great!" I said as I followed Lotus to the bath which is where were currently standing. "Thank you again. Now head threw this door and it will lead you to the baths please enjoy," Lotus says and leaves again to take care of other costumers. "I'm really glad Applejack made me do this totally worth every bit." I say to myself as a walk into the room where six familiar ponies were currently relaxing. Applejack,Pinkie and Fluttershy are currently in the bath while Rarity,Twilight and Rainbow dash are resting in some kinda lounge chairs with cucumbers in there eyes...well not Dash because she's eating hers. "Well it's about time!" Applejack says with a grin. " Enjoy the massage did we?" I couldn't help but smile back and nod. "Yes, yes, I did, it was great which is odd because I thought hooves would hurt,I'm glad I was wrong." "Ah knew you'd like it!" Applejack says triumphantly. "Will you be joining us for monthly spa visits from now on, Fallout?" Rarity asked I just shrugged. " I don't know, maybe...I guess it wouldn't hurt." Rarity squees in joy. "Oh, this is marvelous! Simply marvelous! You simply must try the mud bath." "Yeah, no thanks. I'll pass, Rarity." "But you don't know what your missing!" " I think I can live with that Rarity. Now if you'll excuse me I'm just gonna get into the bath," I said walking to the bath but got stopped by Pinkie who hoped out and stood in front of me. " Hey, you can't get into the bath with that towel on, silly!" She can't be serious...can she? "Pinkie, you can't be serious!" "I'm afraid she is, Fallout," Twilight says looking at me. "Oh, come on! Give me a break here." "Come on don't be a party pooper,were always naked and we don't care that you see us." "Pinkie it's a human thing, okay?" I refuse to get naked if front of all of them so I quickly turned around and started to head to a chair to sit on. "Hey, where are you going? Take that towel off and get your flank in here!" Pinkie says shaking a hoof at me. "No, I'm good I'll just sit down." "Pinkie let him be. If he doesn't wanna he don't gotta," Applejack says giving me a wink. "Thank you Applejack for backing me up." "No problem sugarcube. You clearly don't wanna take the towel off,so we should respect that, right Pinkie." Applejack said glaring at pinkie. Pinkie's ears go flat and she hangs her head low. " Yeah ok I understand..." Pinkie says and looked at me with a smile. "But Rainbow Dash doesn't, NOW DASHIE!" While everyone else was taking Dash decided to sneak around us,and planned to take the towel from me and completely embarrass me. Her plan worked perfectly she swooped down ripped off the towel from me,unfortunately for me I slipped and fell thanks to the water Pinkie left everywhere and Rainbow dash flying by an snatching the towel. I fell flat on my ass in front of the girls my junk left out for them to see ...which they did see but only for a moment,before I got up and jumped into the bath as fast as I could to before things got worse. Unfortunately the damage was done the four Elements who didn't see me naked before are now in shock, Fluttershy was taking it the worse trying her best to make herself as small as possible and hiding behind her hair and not to mention her eyes were as big as dinner plates, the entire room was completely quite for an unknown amount of time. "Well congrats, Dash. Ya did it." Applejack says breaking the silence first. "Fallout..." Pinkie says slowly approaching the bath where only my head could be seen sticking out of the water. "Are you okay? Your not mad, right? Please don't be mad." Oh if only she know how embarrassed and pissed off I am right now, I know she likes to have fun but this was going to far....but damn the look she's giving me right now is making me regret getting mad at her, her eyes are starting to water up and her lower lip is starting to tremble. "No," I said with a sigh. " I'm a little irritated with you, but that's it." "Rainbow Dash you should be ashamed of yourself. Why would you do that?" Rarity said turning everyone's attention to her. "I thought it would be funny..." Rainbow dash starts. "I just wanted to embarrass him for a moment,I didn't expect him to fall and show us his junk." "Well, you shouldn'a thought about that before ya decided to do that to him, you know Pinkie always makes a mess whenever were here it was only a matter of time before somepony slipped," Applejack says. "Yes, that was very rude to do Dash," Rarity added. " SO!" Pinkie shouted making everypony look at her. " Did ya like what you saw did ya did ya!?" Pinkie says wiggling her eyebrows and a big grin plastered on her face. I couldn't help but go wide eyed from the comment. " PINKIE! What the hell?" "Well, I liked what I saw," Applejack says with a big grin of her own. " I GOTTA GO I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!" Rainbow dash shouted quickly and off.
