Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.
Ch.13: Sister Stories: The Mystifying Earth Sisters.
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Next is...Sugar stix and Vaportrail." Crystal Clarity announced.
"The last sisters of the Brotherhooves Social?"
"Yep, so the the older sister is Vaportrail is the older sister with the light pink coat, light blue mane & tail, and light purple eyes."
"That's a lot of light."
"Yeah, but at least the younger sister Sugar Stix has a darker shade of all of Vaportrail's colors, except she has pig tails."
"Alright so what about cutiemarks?"
"They weren't shown in the show..."
"Dammit!"
"Don't worry if Season 6 brings them back, maybe we'll see them then."
"Yeah, who knows?" Said Lavender. "Begin the chapter!"
Spike was walking through the night until he suddenly was engulfed in some fog.
"What the? What's with this light blue & white mist?"
He then saw it trail to somewhere in Ponyville. Peaking Spike's curiosity, he followed it to a house with the front door left open.
"...Okay Spike...what are you gonna do?" He asked himself. "Go home and get a good night's rest or let your curiosity force you into the house with an open door and the mysterious mist?"
Half a minute later, Spike was in the house.
"Against my better judgement indeed." Spike said to himself as he walked in. "Uh...I saw the mist leaking from your house." Spike called.
No answer...
"Hello?"
Then suddenly, the door slammed closed!
"Ah!" Spike gasped. "You know what? I'll come back during the day!"
Spike tried to pry the door open but it was no use! "Uh...listen, I bet you're very nice, but I'm very scared! I wanna go home now!"
It was no use, the door wouldn't budge.
"Maybe if I..." Then he blew fire on the door, but as a surprise twist! The door was made of metal! "You gotta be kidding me..."
That's when some dim light turned on revealing the fog.
"It's that mist again..." Spike gulped. "Whatever happens...I'll take it head on, I'm a dragon for crying out loud!"
He followed it into an upstairs bedroom.
"Aw-man aw-man, please don't tell me I'll die!"
And then the door slammed shut!
"What the?!"
"Well Sugar Stix, looks like our trap worked."
"Indeed it did."
"Trap?"
"Hey there, I'm Vaportrail." The mare greeted.
"I'm Sugar Stix." The filly greeted. "And you are?"
"I'm Spike...what kind of trap is this?"
"Well Spike, we used this mist we made to lure a potential boyfriend into our home."
"Excuse me?"
"Yes...we are that lonely..." Then the 2 sisters bowed their head down in self disappointment.
"Sorry for making you come here Spike...we just want a guy."
"Uh...then why don't you just go walk up to a guy and ask him out?" Spike suggested.
"As if! We wanna share a boyfriend and every stallion I've asked out said no to wanting both me and the package deal!" Vaportrail replied while pointing to Sugar Stix!
"Yes, if they wanna kiss and date my sister, then they gotta kiss and date me as well."
Spike was sweat dropping so hard from this!
"But now that we've caught you..." Then Spike was then sandwiched in between them. "...How about it? Want to date us?"
"I suppose it wouldn't hurt, but we gotta go-on date to test compatibility 1st."
"Okay, so where's our 1st date?" Asked Vaportrail.
"I have a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala tomorrow!"
At 1st, the sisters were in an a hundred yard stare.
"Sugar Stix, turn off the lights."
"Okay."
"Huh?" Spike questioned.
The lights went off and then Spike got kissed in tandem!
"Whoa!"
"Thank you!" *Kiss!*
"Thank you!" *Kiss!*
"Thank you!" *Kiss!*
"Thank you!" *Kiss!*
Spike was then taken to the bed!
"What the?"
"Goodnight!" Then the sisters fell asleep in his arms.
"(Dang...didn't expect that...I wonder what the date will be like though tomorrow night.)"
The next night came and all 3 were at Canterlot.
"Wooow...Sugar Stix, we really hit the jackpot!"
"Yes we did Vaportrail, WE'RE IN THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA!!!"
"Now now, calm down girls, let's just continue with this date."
"Of, sorry Spike."
"Yeah, we got carried away."
"It's fine, now then ladies..." Then Spike held out his hands. "Care to come with me?"
Spike then lead them to the balcony.
"Hey Luna."
"Ah, if it isn't young Spike & who might you 2 be?"
"They are Vaportrail & Sugar Stix! They're my dates."
"You've captured the hearts of 2 ponies?"
"Yep."
"That he did."
That's when Sugar Stix took out a pixie stick and ate it to calm down.
"Well, you 2 seem like nice enough girls, take care of my nephew will you? He tends to run off and get donut & hot chocolate drunk if he's not interacting that much with his friends." Then Luna flew off.
"Hey! That's not true! Come back here...*Sigh!* So, how was meeting Princess Luna?"
"What did she mean by nephew?"
"Oh uh...I was adopted by Princess Celestia for a while before being given to Princess Twilight..."
"You're the son of 2 princesses?!" Sugar Stix gasped.
"Yep."
"But not in a lesbian way?"
"I...guess?"
"Spike, how did we get so lucky?"
"Who knows?"
"Well, I'm happy with it!"
"Me too!"
"Great, so you girls wanna eat then dance?"
"Heck yeah!"
"Well then, come with me!"
Later they had just finished some food and were ready for a dance!
"Alright, hope you're light on your feet!" Spike then took Sugar Stix!
"Aaah!" Sugar Stix screamed. "Wait, please Spike, let me calm down with some sugar fi..." Too late! As the 2 spun around on the dance floor, Sugar Stix decided to dazzle the people by throwing the contents of her pixie stix around! Giving off the illusion of fairy dust! Spike then let go.
"Alright Vaportrail, your turn!" Spike then held out his arm and then she unleashed some mist, to make the illusion more real!
"You're light on your feet."
"Thanks earth pony who can somehow use magic...then again I shouldn't say that since you're not the 1st earth ponies I've seen use magic."
"You're welcome."
After they were finished, everyone applauded them.
Later...
"So Spike, are we compatible?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Yeah, I really enjoyed our time together and I'd like another date later this week."
That's when Spike's entire body was enveloped in fog and all 3 of them were silhouetted before Spike got kissed in tandem by the both of them again!
"Wow, I don't think Trahzo has ever done the censored kiss ending before."
"And what a clever way to do it."
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