Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...Tote Bag from Crusaders of the Lost Mark."

"Who's Tote Bag?"

"She was one of the maids who were helping Spoiled Rich with shopping."

"Which one?"

"The purple one with the dark blue mane and baby blue eyes."

"Oh, she seemed so sad, must be because of Spoiled Rich, that mean mare with the pointy nose."

"Well, since Tote Bag's with Spike in this one, hopefully she will be freed of her pain, begin."

"Tote Bag!" Called a shrill female voice! "I'm going out to shop!"

"I'm coming mistress Rich!" Replied Tote Bag the maid.

Then she arrived to the foyer.

"About time! I have a lot of shopping to get done!"

"W-where-where...where are the...others?"

"They are all out helping my husband and daughter, you're the only one left!"

"(Crap!)"

"Now come along!"

Meanwhile...

"Spiiiike." Called a sweet voice.

"Coming Twilight." Called a smiling and ready Spike the dragon.

"Alright Spike, we have a huge day ahead of us, ready?"

"For you? Always!"

"Sweet!"

The day began at 6 in the morning 15 hours of a busy day later, both parties made it home at 9PM sharp!

"Family...I'm hooooome!" called Spoiled Rich.

Tote Bag just walked in, very exhausted with all sorts of bags on her back, mouth and tail.

"Tote Bag, thank you for assisting me, I might just even give you a raise, underline, I might. Now, leave those bags anywhere in the foyer, will you? Thanks." As Spoiled Rich exited the foyer, Tote Bag finally collapsed.

"Whyyyyyyyy..." She said in pain, with her voice, so dry for not drinking water all day.

Meanwhile...

"What a long day, good thing I had you there to help Spike."

"*Yawn!*...yeah...my favorite part was the fun party at the end..." Spike said with sleepy eyes.

"Brush your teeth, and then get some rest, okay?"

"Good idea, that's why you're the smart one of the dynamic du...ooooo...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Spike fell face 1st on the crystal floor of the castle.

"*giggle!" Then Twilight levitated the sleeping dragon and tucked him into bed. "Goodnight Spike..."

The next day, Twilight and Spoiled Rich received letters.

"Hmm...Spike?"

"Tote Bag!"

Both arrived to their respective bosses.

"Yep Twi?"

"Yes mistress?"

"This letter says you haven't taken a vacation for a year! If I don't give you one, then you I'm getting fined!" They said simultaneously.

"Really?" They replied simultaneously.

"Yes, this letter also has a ticket to a cruise ship just for you." Then they gave their respective employee the ticket.

"(Freedom!) Thank you mistress!"

"..."

"What's wrong Spike?"

"Is it really okay for me to go? I might get lost on such a big boat."

"I'd like to come with you, but this ship is reserved for employees who haven't had a vacation in a year, I'm sorry I can't go with you on the huge ship."

"Well...if you can't come as a boss...can you come with me as a parent?"

"*GASP!*" Twilight's eyes sparkled as she hugged him! "Yes oh yes! Son!"

Later on the cruise ship...

"Party!" Dadadada dun dun!

"Popcorn!" Dun dun dun dun dun dun!

"Pokemon!" Dadadada dun dun!

"Ponies!" Dun dun dun dun dun dun!"

Every last creature danced in a huge conga line! Spike then took a break from the party to the buffet table! Spike had a huge plate of pizza, french fries, curly fries, carrot dogs, hayburgers, onion rings, mozzarella sticks, cheese cake and garlic bread along with a huge glass of soda!

"*Sigh!* The food coma inducing heaven known as cruise ship food!" Spike commented, he soon ate everything. "Boy am I stuffed!" Then he patted his full belly.

*Aggressive chewing!*

"Huh?" Spike looked around.

*More aggressive chewing!*

"Uh..."

That's when a scrap of food hit the back of his head. "Huh?" As he turned his head, he found the source of the aggressive chewing.

"Hey, I know you, you're that maid I saw yesterday."

*Aggressive chewing!*

"Huh, you must've been very stressed to eat like a monster, hahaha..."

*Aggressive chewing.*

"Hmm...hey hot stuff, you wanna go on a date? If you don't answer, I'll take it as a no!"

"Okay."

"What?"

"I said I'll go on a date with you! These stallions are ignoring me just because I'm "

"I-I was just joking!"

"Too late, I'm getting a guy, whether they want em or not and I wont take no for an answer!" She said, like some woman, who's desperate for a date.

Meanwhile in the anime No-Rin!

"Achoo!" Sneezed Ms.Becky in a squeaky voice. "Just call me, Ms.Mousy!"

"Hell no you 40 something loser!" The entire class shouted back in sheer annoyance.

Now back to Spike & Tote Bag.

"Rats! (I was hoping my 1st date was Rarity.)" He thought.

"So, where we going 1st?"

"Well, it's gonna be a while before the Luau, wanna talk about our bosses?"

"Yes! Let's talk about how they're rotten slave drivers!"

"Uh...my boss is also my mom."

Tote Bag then felt embarrassed and awkward.

"Sorry about that."

"Hey, i know, I once met Spoiled Rich and man is she a bitch!"

"Thank you!"

"Yeah, she once tried to convince Twilight to betroth me and Diamond Tiara! Bleck! Good thing Twi turned down the offer! Don't get me wrong, I appreciate she's finally turned over a new leaf after the CMC finally got their cutiemarks, it's just that, she doesn't interest me."

"She doesn't?"

"Yeah, and there is no way in Tartarus that you can make me call Spoiled Rich my mother-in-law!"

"The more you talk about how you hate Spoiled Rich, the more I want to hug you!"

"Why don't I just come over to your table so you can?"

"Great idea! Come here now!"

Spike was then embraced as tears were streaming down his back.

"I can't believe how much of a spoiled bitch that Spoiled Rich is, I mean, you might food the boat with this much sadness."

"Sorry...uh..."

"Spike."

"Sorry Spike, it's just that, she's a slave driver, I almost died yesterday because of what she did!"

"Hmm..." Then Spike noticed a flier. "What's your name?"

"Tote Bag."

"Well Totes, look at that flier, it looks like a movie is gonna show later, wanna just relax with a quiet movie for a while?"

"Okay!"

"But 1st, you gotta stop crying okay?" Spike then broke from the hug. "That give me a smile, we're free from work and on vacation for a whole week."

"Yes...I should just...smile and forget my worries for the week! Thank you Spike." Then she calmed down and dried her tears.

Spike & Tote Bag soon made it to the movie theater to watch the movie.

"Whoa! Are the seats recliners?"

"Awesome! Just like in the Fillypines!"

"Yesssss!"

Then the 2 took their seats and put their feet up, well for Tote Bag, it was put her back legs up...

"Wow, this movie is really dumb." Spike commented.

"I now, it's just a nerd making weird voices." Tote Bag replied before taking a sip of her soda.

"ERRRRRRRRRRR, No....NOOOOOOO!!! Doodly daddly diddly freaks mahones! My parrot chick is the cutest baby bird ever!"

After the movie, they had a nice long rant about it where they laughed from each other's wise cracks.

"Alright, enough, what do you want to do next?" Spike asked.

"I want to see your cabin."

"Okay, I'll introduce you to Twilight Sparkle."

"The Princess is here?"

"Yep, she's both my boss and my parental figure, but during this vacation, she's just my parental figure."

"Ohhh."

"Now come-on."

Then they were at Spike's cabin where Twilight was reading a book on her bed.

"Oh, hey Spike, who's your friend?"

"Hi, I'm Tote Bag...Spike's date?"

"Date? Oh, as in a chaperon so Spike doesn't get lost right? Thanks, sorry Spike, I was going to meet up with you after I was done reading the chapter of this book, but it was so long. (He just left for the buffet and already you got a date?)"

"Don't worry Twilight, it's fine, Tote Bag's been wonderful company. (Yeah, I am that impressive Twi!)"

"(Spike, are you sure you want to date a stranger?)"

"(She's not exactly a stranger, she works for Spoiled Rich.)"

"(Poor thing.)"

"(Yeah, she was eating & crying so hard)"

"(Maybe I should hire her to work for me!)"

"(You really mean that Twi)"

"(Yes, after this vaca is over, consider her a coworker!)"

"(Yeah! Best mom ever!)"

"(And don't you forget it mister)"

"Uh...why are you guys just staring at each other?"

"What? Oh, sorry..."

"It's just that, if you known and someone have known each other for years like us...eventually, you're gonna be able to read each other's minds instead of verbally speak."

"Yeah, heh heh...sorry about that."

"I'm pretty scared now, can we please leave? The Luau is about to start." Tote Bag pointed out.

"Oh yeah! Getting my hoofwaiian shirt, sun glasses and straw hat!" Spike then went to the closet!

Later that night, the luau begun, with the hula dancers, barbecue, the flower necklaces being thrown around, Stitch & Yuna from the Stitch anime making a cameo. Max Tennyson making a cameo because he's always wearing a Hawaiian shirt in the Ben 10 series. What the? How come Gustavo Roque from Big Time Rush's TV show doing here? Eh, weird but cool cameo nonetheless.

"So, how are we enjoying ourselves tonight?" Asked the captain.

"Awesome!" Spike told him.

"What he said." Agreed Tote Bag.

"Well, I hope you 2 have a nice evening as I see how the others are doing." Then the captain dismissed himself.

Spike and Tote Bag ate and ate as they watched the fire twirler twirling fire around on the tips of the staff, then one end was put out before taking some kerosene into his mouth and blowing onto the lit end, to look like he was breathing fire!

"Nice!" Spike applauded.

"I've read about this in a book, but I never saw it before, it's amazing, I'm so glad to have seen this with you Spike."

"Yeah, I'm really having fun Tote Bag."

"It's sad though that I have to go back to 'her' after this is all over." Then she frowned before realizing what she was doing in front of Spike. "B-but! At least it's a long fun week, with you Spike, my 1st ever date."

"(I feel so bad for her...)" Spike then noticed the moon was full. "(Hmm...should I tell her what me & Twilight telepathically agreed on? Yes!)"

Spike then got out of his table.

"Spike? where are you going?"

"Come with me, I got something to tell you."

"Okay..."

And so they sat on the railing as the moon shone down on them.

"Tote Bag?"

"Yes?(Holy shit, is he gonna ask me to be his marefriend?)"

"When me and Twilight were having a telepathic conversation earlier, she decided we'll talk about transferring you from a maid for the riches, to a maid for our castle."

"(Not what I was expecting but...) What?!"

"It's true, I felt bad that you have to suffer a mean mare and get paid for it, besides...we could use some extra hooves around the castle, and trust me, Twilight is a nice boss."

"Spike..."

"Isn't it great? You get a job with a nice boss, and hey, you get me as a coworker."

"Hmm...is fraternization allowed during work?"

"Why?"

"Because I'm gonna kiss you every time I see you at work and then when you're a bit older...heh heh..." Then Spike was tackled as Tote Bag kissed him a lot.

"(Well, this vacation is going along pretty good, I just got myself a girlfriend.)" Spike thought to himself as Tote Bag unrelentingly gave him all of her love.

"Under the moon on a cruise ship, pretty good, at least the boat didn't sink." Commented Crystal Clarity.

"Yeah, I don't want a Titanic story." Added Lavender.

Meanwhile...

"Hmm...I can't wait to kill you so I can become the new Trahzo!" Said Dark Trahzo.

"Not a chance!" Not if we have anything to say about it!" Said Ember Q. Discordia.

"We got your back." Said Omnifox!

"We got your back Trahzo!" Said Spikerulez302!

"Thanks, now let's take this faker down!" I told them!