Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"The 1st ship is...Holly Dash?" Asked Lavender.

"She's a toy exclusive. Holly Dash is a pink unicorn with a Rainbow Dash design of course. She has blue eyes. Her mane and tail are yellow, blue and purple. Her cutiemark is a strawberry."

"So what's her talent? Fruits or holidays?" Asked Lavender.

"I don't know, but hey, starting off on Valentines Day? Great idea." Crystal Clarity replied.

"I guess...(please don't make me one of the OC's who's getting shipped. Especially not one of the 8 who's gonna have sex with daddy!)"

"Well anyways...begin the 1st chapter..."

Spike was walking down the path to Rarity's home, known as Carousel Boutique. He was armed to the teeth with equipment to woo Rarity. He had a tux that was freshly pressed, a nice hat, a bouquet of Rarity's favorite flowers, a box of chocolates with a red bowtie, and a poem.

"(Alright Spike, you can do it. If you don't, Hearts and Hooves Day will be ruined forever and love will mean nothing to you!)" He thought until..."Oof! Oh, I'm sorry..." Then he looked up. "Rainbow Dash?"

"No, though I do get that a lot." Said the mare. "Hey, I'm Holly Dash."

"Holly Dash? Huh, you're actually cuter than Rainbow Dash." Spike commented.

She blushed. "Thanks, you trying to be my date for Hearts and Hooves Day?"

"Oh, uh...sorry Holly Dash, I was actually on my way to Rarity's."

"Ooh, bad luck kid."

"What do you mean?"

"You see this wagon of valentines behind me?"

"Yeah?"

"Rarity recieved a valentine from Thunderlane and now she's sending another back, asking to be his very special somepony...sorry..."

Spike then fell on his knees, his eyes widened, he was so destroyed!

"No....no....it.....can't be....I convinced Twilight to give me a day off and I got all of this stuff ready for her and then...."

"Sorry dragon, but it's right here." She then showed him. "Well, I got lots of letters to send, bye."

Spike then began crying, Holly Dash tried tuning it out as she walked past.

"Errrr...hey kid..."

"I'm Spike."

"Spike, here's the address to my house. After I finish sending valentines, I'll treat you to the best strawberries in Ponyville...what do you say?" Holli Dash offered.

"Well, anything to make me feel better, thank you Holli Dash."

Later...Spike as standing at Holli Dash's front door. He looked around and saw lots of straberry plants, though not just that, he looked at her home too see Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas decorations.

"(Is her special talent holidays or strawberries?)" Spike thought.

"Whoa Spike, you asking out Holli Dash?"

"Oh, hey Twilight, and no I'm not, I just need something to do since Rarity likes Thunderlane and Holli Dash offered to let me eat some of her strawberries."

"Oh, but why do you still have the box of chocolates with you? I'm gonna melt these."

"Chocolate Strawberries? Good idea...rather romantic isn't it?"

"Sh-shut up Twilight!"

"Just saying...see you back at home."

Spike waited a little while before...

"Hey Spike."

"Oh, there you are Holli Dash."

"Why do you still have the box?"

"Because I wanted to make chocolate strawberries."

"Nice." Holly Dash then opened her front door. Spike followed her in. "Take a seat in the kitchen, I'll be back with the strawberries."

As Holly Dash got a basket and went to pick strawberries, she thought to herself. "(Aren't chocolate strawberries like a romatic thing? Why does he wanna have those with me? Unless he's using me to fill the void in his broken heart. No, couldn't be....could it?)"

She returned later with the strawberries.

"Alright Spike, ready for the best Strawberries around?"

"I'll be the judge of that." Spike joked.

Spike then took a strawberry and melted a chocolate all over it. Spike then popped it into his mouth.

"Mmmh! These are the best around!" Spike complimented.

"Thanks, I try my best."

"Holly Dash, you gotta try my homemade chocolate on this."

"You made this yourself?"

"Yeah! I can make all sorts of things."

"(Homemade chocolates...)Did you grow the flowers too?"

"Yeah, sadly they had to go to waste."

"(Rarity...even though we've only met through the valentines I deliver...this guy really put in the effort, I feel bad for him)"

"Even the poem I wrote."

"You wrote a poem?" Holly said in surprise.

After Spike finished another chocolate strawberry. "Yeah, I was armed to the teeth with all sorts of romantic things for this day...I was really hoping for it to happen but...no...better luck next time I guess."

"C...can I listen to your poem?"

"What?"

"I feel like listening to your poem Spike."

Spike then pulled out the poem and then they headed to the living room. Holly Dash sat on the couch with a bowl full of chocolate strawberries.

"Alright Spike, gimme what you got!"

"Ahem!" Spike cleared his throat. "Blue eyes so beautiful and vast like the ocean, always making my heart set in motion."

"(Wait, don't I have blue eyes?)" Holly Dash thought.

"Such a sweet smell, you or food it;s hard to tell."

"(Sweet smell? Don't I smell like strawberries?)" She thought in confusion.

"The most giving unicorn ever, you pulled my love lever!"

Then Holly Dash remembers how she even gave away her previous house last Heartswarming so a family could have a place to stay.

"(Holy crap, this is getting wieeeerd.)"

Spike continued, listing things that Holly Dash kinda identified with.

"And finally...
You are the kind of mare I'd marry, my dear sweet, Holly!"

"What?!"

"Huh? I said Rarity." Spike replied.

"(Did I just imagined him saying Holly?)" Holly Dash was then sweating.

"You okay Holly Dash?"

"Uh...look, it's getting late, how about I walk you home, where do you live?"

"Oh yeah, it is...well, my home shouldn't be that easy to miss, I mean, it's the castle."

"A dragon in a castle, of course." She then rolled her eyes.

"At least I make sense, unlike your Strawberry Orchard and your multi-holiday house."

They then began laughing at each other.

"Oh man, you're a great guy, you might not be able to get Rarity, but you're definitely able to get a mare easily."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, just keep trying and you'll find her."

"You're so sweet Holly Dash."

"You're welcome Spike."

And then...once they got there.

"I had a great time with you Spike."

"Yeah, hope to see you again and also, I'll try to make you my very special some pony by next Hearts and Hooves Day."

"What?!"

"Good night!" Spike said as he closed the front door.

Holly Dash's heart raced as she walked back home.

"What...just...happened?"

"No kiss? Eh, at least she knows what she'll get next year."

"Wow, daddy is impressive."

"Maybe we'll get a kiss next time. Next Letter!"