Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Cameraman? Hey! Wake-up!" Said Crystal Clarity. "Lavender, get some boiling water!"

"Ah, no!" Shouted the Cameraman as he woke up out if fear!

"There...next is...Dragon Lord Ember!"

"Dragon Lord Ember?"

"Yes, she's the leader of the dragons."

"Oh boy...just imagine if Celestia and Ember fought over pony dragon hybrids like us? I'd have such a painful headache choosing who to listen to." Lavender said while holding her head.

"Hah, that's cute." Clarity said as she looked at Lavender's gesture.

"But you know, I wonder how behind Trahzo is at Spike x Ember."

"I don't know, but by looks of it, Ember is a tsundere girl!"

"I really wish you didn't say that." Said the Cameraman.

"Why? All I said was that Ember is a tsundere."

That's when the door flung open and various anime fans filled the room.

"Oh...right...well, while I fulfill their masochistic dreams of getting torn to pieces, begin the chapter will you? K thanks. Okay nerds, prepare to die!"

Dragon Lord Ember had just arrived at Princess Twilight's castle for a meeting with all of Equestria's leaders, such as the Duke and Duchess of Maretonia and Amira & Haakim of Saddle Arabia...aw-man, I just love saying Haakim's name...it's sounds so cool! Haakim! Uh...sorry, I got distracted...anyways, yeah, Ember and the leaders of Equestria were having a meeting.

"So it's settled." Princess Twilight announced. "Next Equestria Games, dragons & yaks shall be allowed to compete!"

"Here! Here!" Everyone said in agreement...everyone except Queen Chrysalis who lost the vote for Changelings to compete.

Then everyone left for thier respective guest rooms.

"Great job Twilight, these games shall be exciting once you see how us dragons compete!" Said Ember.

"You're very welcome Ember, and I hope that you help us in the oncoming war I predict will happen since Chrysalis lost the vote."

"For one of Spike's friends...always."

"Great, so you feel like walking around Ponyville?"

"Yeah, Spike agreed to show me around after the meeting."

"Ooooooh, going out on a date with Spike, are you?" She said with a grin.

"What? N-no! It's...it's totally not like that!" Ember stuttered with a blush. "I-it's not as if I like Spike in...that way..."

"You suuuuure?"

"Twilight, I am absolutely sure that I..." Then Spike walked by, putting his cleaning supplies away after a long day of chores. "...only see S-spike as a good f-f-friend..."

"Then why do you keep stuttering?"

Ember was very 'ember-ressed' as she blushed brighter.

"Godammit Trahzo! That pun sucked so much shit out of a dead whale's anus!" The Cameraman said as he was dodging out of cold tsundere loving nerds.

"Aha! You're crushing on him!" Twilight said with an even brighter smile.

"Yes but....ugh! I just mess up my words whenever I'm expressing a feeling that isn't anger...I mean...I owe a lot to Spike! He helped me become Dragon Lord...he showed me what friendship is....he showed me selflessness when he saved that unicorn who's looks outclassed yours from from falling into lava...he even showed me, what hugs are..." She was then gripping her arm in ember...

"If you repeat that pun, I'm coming over there and kicking your ass next!"

"And we'll join in the beating!" Said Lavender and the Cameraman.

*sigh* Wait, what am I doing? I don't need to listen to you guys! I'm real and you're not! You 3 aren't even official characters, you're OC's! Fuck you guys!

As I was saying, she gripped her arm in ember-essement.

"Don't worry Ember, what you're feeling right now, is being shy."

"How do you know?"

"Ember...I'm best friends with the wimpiest pegasus mare in all of Equestria..."

Meanwhile...

"Achoo..." Fluttershy sneezed, but it wasn't that loud, in fact, it's volume was so pathetically low, you'd need to literally stick your ear in Fluttershy's mouth to hear it! "I wonder who's talking about me...I hope it'e something nice."

Now back to Twilight and Ember.

"So don't worry, alls you gotta do is walk up to him with a brave attitude and confess your feelings, were you planning on doing that during your tour around Ponyville?"

"Yes, I do...but."

"But?"

"How will he feel about me? He's lived with ponies his whole life, I doubt he'd fine me attractive."

"He's still a dragon, I'm sure his lust for his own species is just hiding within him and he just needs the right push."

"You sure?"

"Yep, now come with me, you're gonna be a real beauty once Rarity is through with you."

Then she pushed Ember out of the castle and towards Rarity's boutique.

A few minutes later...

"Hey Ember? I'm done with chores now, I can show you around Ponyville now..."

"About time kid, sheesh."

"Yeah, I hate to keep girls waiting, Rarity said it's ru..." Spike turned to see a different kind of Ember. E-E-E-3-Ember?!"

"'Sup?" Ember was in a black dress, black heels, stockings, long white gloves and red lipstick...

"What happened?"

"Rarity heard I was in town and wanted me to try this on, don't worry though, I didn't see much without you."

"..."

"Spike?"

"Wha? Oh...right...better get going Spike then extended his hand.

"Don't think of this as a date okay? Because it aint." She said as she took Spike's hand.

"Okay..." Spike said, a little disappointed.

"Don't go thinking I like you like that, okay?"

"Yeah..." He said even more disappointed.

"(Hurts me to do this to you Spike, but me and Twilight need you to wait till sunset...because it sounded very romantic.)"

So Spike showed Ember all around Ponyville, as they went, Spike couldn't help but stare at Ember.

Later, they were at the marketplace...

"Hey dragon babe, feel like sampling my finest perfumes?" Asked Poindexter...before he was ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHED!!!

"Pervert!"

Sweet Apple Acres...

"Wow Spike, your new friend has the face of a bitch!" Said Big Mac, before he was Falcon...PAWNCHED!!!

"Jerk!"

Uh...The schoolhouse?

"Wow Spike, your girlfriend is so pretty!" Said Sweetie Belle as kids were swarming her, asking her many questions.

Ember blushed and then pushed past the kids and whispered into Sweetie Belle's ear.

"I'm not his girlfriend yet...me and Twilight have a plan."

"Okay."

"What's that?" Asked Spike.

"Nothing." Then she turned to the kids. "Alright everypony, I'll answer all of your questions, one at a time...

"Us 1st!" Said Snips and Snails.

"No, you guys go last!" Ember burned with a smile.

Later...it was the sunset and Spike & Ember were standing on a dirt road, but that's when Ember stopped in front of Spike.

"Spike?"

"Yes Ember?"

"I've been waiting for the sunset because I wanted to say something to you...something...I've wanted to tell you because of all you did to help me become Dragon Lord."

"Something you wanted to tell me?"

"Yeah, you were a big help and...I didn't exactly get the Bloodstone Scepter single handedly, I mean you saved me from drowning during the 1st part of the Gaunt...let......." She then blushed a redder crimson! "Did you do what I think you did when I was unconscious from nearly drowning?"

"Mouth-to-mouth recessitation?" Spike blushed just as much when he was realizing it...

"So...my...1st kiss was already taken by you?"

"H-hey! CPR doesn't necessarily count...does it?"

"You...you did..." She said, walking up to Spike.

"Well, why don't we forget about 'that' and why don't you just tell me what you were gonna tell me?"

"Okay, right after I kiss you back for kissing me."

"But, it didn't c..." Too late! Spike and Ember touched lips and Ember was holding on tight. Forked tongues touching the groove between their points! Spike struggled a bit out of shock but then calmed down a bit and gave in to her and kissed back as Twilight watched from the bushes.

"Anyways...I wanted to say I love you Spike. I owe a lot to you for helping me become dragon lord."

Spike said nothing, he had a goofy face on him while unconscious.

"Spike? Hello?"

"He'll be fine."

"You sure?"

"Yep."

"Well, it was good to know that I confessed to Spike, we kissed, and he enjoyed it. I better head back to th Dragonlands...see you Twilight."

"Bye Ember..." Then she looked down at the unconscious dragon. "...next visit, you'll teach me about dragon mating..."

"Alright, all the nerds have been beaten to a bloody pulp...next chapter..."