Ch.28: The Milf Chronicles 2: What a Spoiled B****!

"Next is good ol' harpoon nose." Joked Crystal Clarity.

"Oh, you mean Spoiled Rich, the president of the school board and the mother of Diamond Tiara?"

"Yes, the exact same one."

"Hahahaha, what a cheap cliche for bullies...thier parents."

"Yeah, now let's start off this chapter shall we?"

"What?!" Shouted a happy Diamond Tiara.

"Sorry to say this to you dear, but me and your mom are getting a divorce, but hey, at least you get to stay with you dad."

"Hmph, I still have my job as president of the school board. Not like I wont have money and not like I can't easily find another guy." Spoiled Rich then strutted away.

Later...

"Hmph, I can find someone richer than a bargain store owner, but I wonder, who's richer than that?"

Spoiled Rich didn't see until she bumped into the main character of the story.

"Oof!"

"Oh, sorry Spike."

"...uh...did you just apologize?"

"Why yes, you are Princess Twilight's son, a child of such a high class deserves an apology from my carelessness."

"Oh...thanks..." Spike then said before continuing his walk home.

"Now...I wonder who should I start dating to one-up Filthy Ri..." Then she came to a conclusion as she returned her attention to Spike. Then, a huge sinister smile appeared across her face. "(Why Spoiled Rich, how devious of you.)"

"You suck ass bitch!" Shouted Riley Freeman before running off. "Haha! Run niggas! Run!" He then shouted, shooting ponies with airsoft bebe guns.

"Riley! Knock that off! We're here for Jasmine's birthday!" Shouted Huey as he began shooting Riley!

"Boy! Don't make me beat your ass with my belt!" Shouted Robert Freeman as he ran at Riley.

"Please, make Riley stop!" Cried Jasmine.

"(Alright, now that that bizarre reference is over, time for pla...)" Then she was shot by Riley, knocking her out cold.

Later...we see Spoiled Rich at Twilight's Castle.

"Oh, hello there Spoiled Rich." Greeted Twilight. "What brings you here?"

"I've come to see Spike."

"Spike?"

"Yes, something wrong with that?"

"No...uh...Spike? Spoiled Rich is here to see you." She called.

"I'll be right there Twilight."

Spike then made it to the front door.

"Hey there Spoiled Rich, why do you wanna see me?"

"Well, my husband divorced me."

"That's terrible. (He did the right thing, he finally saved Diamond Tiara.)"

"Yes, but I guess it was my fault, I seem to be what everyone these days calls...a spoiled bitch...everypony blames me for how I treated Diamond Tiara."

"Well of course, she was a huge jerk before the CMC finally got Pip to become the class president...the nerve of her, treating ponies like trash just because they still haven't realized their true potential yet, shame on you." Twilight said. "Also, why are you here?"

"I came to ask Spike out on a date."

"(Really?)"

"Why?"

"I want to see what it's like dating such a rare creature." Spoiled Rich explained.

"Nothing devious?" Twilight asked.

"Why no, I just want to spend the night with a sweet guy, and whom in Ponyville is sweeter than Spike?"

"True.....Spike, what do you think?"

"Why not?" Spike agreed. "So where are you living at now that you and Filthy divorced? I wanna know where to pick you up."

"Oh....I must have neglected to find a house, mind if I stay here for the night?"

"I'll set-up a guest room." Said Twilight.

"And I'll send someone to get my things from the mansion."

Later that night...

"Hmm...a date with Filthy Rich's Ex-wife huh? Maybe I can teach her how to be nicer to others and...if I accidentally get her pregnant, if we get to that base, maybe I can teach her how to be a better parent." Spike said to himself.

Outside his door, Spoiled Rich knocked.

"Come-in."

That's when we see her in a black nightgown.

"Bwuh!" Spike then took his pillow and put it on his lap.

"Good evening Spike, did I startle you with my sleeping wear?"

"W-what makes you say that? Hehehehe...also, why are you here?" Spike blushed a bright scarlet.

"Well, I want to get comfy with my date tomorrow, mind if I share the bed with you?"

"(Wow, I am lucky to share the bed with such a hot milf.)" Spike thought. "Y-yeah, go right ahead, we can share the bed for tonight..."

She then got in the bed next to him.

"You're awefully cute when embarrassed." She then giggled. "(Hmph, no guy can resist my good looks, call me a bitch all you want, I still got it." She then kissed his nose. "Goodnight Spike, try not to do something naughty while I'm asleep okay?" Then she fell asleep.

"(She wants it, but is willing to wait for it...)"

The next day, Spike and Spoiled Rich where out on the town.

"So, feel like going to a high society social meeting to talk with other's of same class?"

"Nah, they're all major wind bags, come-on, I'll show you some real fun."

"(Wind bags? Hmm...they do seem that way, we're not necessarily friends due to the fact that they said they'd stop being friends with me if I went bankrupt...)" Spoiled Rich shivered from the thought.

Spike had taken Spoiled Rich to the school fair.

"Oh right, I had forgotten that I approved this...eh, wont hurt to see what the children had planned for attractions."

"That's the spirit Spoiled Rich."

Thier 1st stop, was the dunk tank.

"Wazzap 1st Base?"

"Spike? What are you doing here with Spoiled Rich?"

"She got a divorce, and I got rebound!" Spike bragged.

"Niiiice. (Now Diamond Tiara can sleep well, knowing that she's safe from the pointiest nose in the world.)" Then they hoof bumped before Spike payed the bit.

"You 2 know each other?"

"Yeah, her brother is dating Twilight, but that's a secret a select few are keeping hush hush until they get married."

"Ooh, keeping a secret, don't worry Spike, I'll be sure to not let anypony know, just between us."

Spike then threw one ball, but missed, Spoiled Rich threw one, but missed again. That's when Spike grabbed the 3rd ball, but then Spoiled Rich placed her hoof on his hand. Spike blushed as she looked at him with bedroom eyes. Then they threw the last ball and successfully dunked the colt.

"We did it Spike."

"Y-yeah..." Spike stuttered.

"Great job you 2, you get a prize." Then he handed them a stuffed bear.

"Here." Said Spike.

"Huh?"

"Take it Spoiled Rich, stuffed animals aren't really my thing anyways."

As she took it into her hooves, she then had a flashback of when she was younger, back before Diamond Tiara was born and after she married Filthy Rich. She and him went to a carnival and he won her a prize. She was happy, but then noticed a poor family who only saved up enough bits for about 5 attractions out of the 50. She then walked up to them, showed her compassionate side and gave the little filly the prize Filthy win for her as well as more bits. Filthy was very touched by Spoiled's gesture of kindness.

"(What was that just now?)" She thought.

"Uh, Spoiled Rich?"

"Huh? Oh, sorry Spike, I love it, let's go see some more of the attractions here."

Spike and Spoiled Rich then went to a stand with airsoft bebe guns.

"Hey, feeling lucky? If you can destroy all of the paper enemies within the time limit, you'll win a prize."

"Tom Dubois from The Boondocks? What are you doing here? Your daughter's birthday was yesterday." Spike asked.

"My neighbor confescated his grandson's guns, I'm merely helping him hide them by going to this dimension."

"Huh, interesting." He said before paying the bit and then recieving the guns.

Then Spike and Spoiled began shooting every last enemy, cutting them free from the hook that's hanging them.

"10 seconds."

"Oh, forget this!" Spike then spat a giant fireball, incinerating the last if them!

"Ah! Fire! Uh...here, take the grand prize, I'm sure Ms.Cheerilee and the CMC will be here soon with buckets!"

"There you are Tom!" Said Riley. "Ey! Don't run from me! I know ya'll came here with my guns!"

"Gotta run!"

"Ey! Nigga get back here!"

"Hey, that kid shot me in the head and knocked me out cold!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure Robert's gonna beat him again."

From the thought, Spoiled Rich then remembered from her childhood, when a misbehaving brat was yelling about how his slingshot was taken away gets beat by his parents just because he wants to shoot ponies with his slingshot just for his own fun of them betting hurt. She then told him off for such a rude thing to do and how he deserved the beating. Everyone appreciated her morals and the brat admitted to how he was being a jerk and decided to be a better and new pony.

"(Was I really that kind back then?)" She then began wondering, what went wrong.

As Spike and Spoiled Rich enjoyed more of the school fair's attractions, more and more flashbacks of Spoiled Rich being nice, flowed into her, remembering herself as one of the nicest ponies. A genuine, honest smile appeared on her face...but that's when...

"Oof!" Diamond Tiara tripped over. "O-ow! My back leg."

"Diamond Tiara!" Gasped Spoiled Rich as she galloped to her daughter.

She then helped her back on her hooves.

"M-mom?"

"Hello my daughter, are you okay?"

"(Is she...showing care?) It kinda stings, I think I cut my back leg."

"Here I am!" Said Sweetie Belle who gave Dt a bandage, that's when Spoiled Rich kissed Diamond Tiara's bandage.

"There, to make it all better."

"Whao Spoiled Rich, what's with the sudden kindness?"

"Our date helped remind me that I am a good pony."

"It did?"

"Wait, mother, you're on a date with Spike?"

"Originally to one up your father, but...he's actually a swell guy, the day we spent together showed that I don't need to be around ponies of the same rank for fun...

"You used me?"

"Please forgive me Spike...but for showing me a good time, maybe me and my daughter can make it up to you."

Then they both had devious grins across their faces.

"*gulp* Make-it up to me? H-how?"

"Is the schoolhouse empty?"

"Yeah, Ms.Cheerilee said no-one's allowed in."

"Good, so nopony can bother us."

They grabbed Spike and took him to the schoolhouse for a special 'game.'...just until Robert finishes beating Riley with his belt.

"Not a lot of nose jokes."

"But for some reason, a lot of Boondocks jokes...strange...let's continue on with the next chapter, shall we?"