Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Hahahahah...so you've come this far...so what? Doesn't mean you'll win."

"How do you know?" Blood Brandy said with tightened fists.

"Ha...dad has a brand new technique!" Xutaga replied.

Xeename took a good look at our group. "Hmm...let's see...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13...Okay, come here my darling wife."

He then grabbed Nighttime's End and had sex with her really fast!

"What the fuck is he doing now?" Said Veetrix.

"Haaaaaaaaaaa!" Xeenam then came in her, making Nighttime's End's head turn red and then pop 13 things out of the top of her head as she made the sound pf a train whistle! Tear drop shaped orbs appeared in front of the heroes.

"What the? Are those giant black sperm cells?" Said Geoice.

"No..." Then the orbs grew arms and then sinister red eyes, and then devil horns and finally a smile as evil as Xeenam's.

"Behold, the Kuromitamas!"

Then they all had a wierd chipmunk laugh. Then everyone turned to look at me.

"Trahzo..."

"Yeah Danville Bengal?"

"Did you just parody the Cell Juniors?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"Crap!" Everyone shouted!

"Get them, my newborn children!"

Then the Kuromitama's flew towards us!

"(Please don't let me be Yamcha or Krillin, please let me be Vegeta or Future Trunks in this side story, at least they lasted the longest against the Cell Juniors!)" Brony Kaiju Soldier hoped.

"Paper Slice!" I shouted while trying to cut them with my paper sword! It missed, and then I was punched!

Veetrix couldn't get a good shot at his Kuromitama!

Deezutra tried to cut them this time, but instead, his Kuromitama dodged blasted him with lightning!

Xerena pressed a button on her belt and activated a forcefield.

Geoice was trying to freeze his Kuromitama, but it was too fast and Geoice dodged before it could bite him!

Mallie's speed was enough to catch up with them, but she couldn't land a hit!

Spikerulez302 swung his lance, but the Kuromitama caught it, threw it, and then proceeded to punch his face!

Brony Kaiju Soldier tried to slash with his sword, but his Kuromitama was too fast and then it expanded it's fists to bash him!

Danville Bengal shot everything! His fire, his earth, his psychic knives, but he kept missing and kept on getting smacked!

Omnifox tried to blast his Kuromitama with his fire, but the Kuromitama deflected it! Omnifox dodged and then hit the thing with his fire! It retaliated with lightning!

Ember Q Discordia wasn't doing too well either, even his fire powers were no match for the Kuromitamas!

LanceBlazer17 got punched, and then punched back!

Blood Brandy blocked the barrage of punches before grabbing the next punch and punching the Kuromitama away and off the roof! The Kuromitama was unconscious as it hit the concrete floor.

"That thing is gonna get up later, I gotta help everyone!" He then went for Brony Kaiju Soldier! "Duck!" He then decked the Kuromitama, sending it off the roof!

"Thanks!"

"Don't thank me yet."

Brony Kaiju Soldier then stabbed the back of Deezutra's Kuromitama! Deezutra saw a chance!

"Burst Blaze Blast!" Then a huge fire explosion sent it off the roof!

My Kuromitama, sucessfully tore my shield and was about to strike, until...Deezutra grabbed on arm and Brony Kaiju Soldier grabbed the other, they then puched this one off the roof at the same time!

I then ran to help Spikerulez302.

"Paper Shuriken Barrage!"

The Kuromitama dodged but then, Spikerulez302 went in for a 2nd assault and punched it off the roof!

"Damn these things, and damn you for writing these things into the story!"

"Ha! Missed! Missed again! Come-on lady, you suck!"

"Shut-uuuuup!" Mallie finally struck with a tornado wrapped fist and launched her Kuromitama off the roof! Mallie then helped her husband Veetrix as he shot a bullet and Mallie made it go faster with her wind! Blasting the Kuromitama off the roof!

Blood Brandy then got a Kuromitama off of Xerena, Xerena then shot a Kuromitama, that surprise allowed Danville Bengal to levitate a huge bolder and launch it at his Kuromitama, making it fall off the roof as well!

Mallie then helped Ember Q. Discordia as she punched his Kuromitama and then he used his fire to blast if off the roof!

Danville Bengal then held Lanceblazer17's Kuromitama still and then he gave it one hard punch! Knocking it off the roof too!

Geoice finally froze his opponent before kicking him off the roof!

Omnifox then got behind his Kuromitama and used a flame as hot as the sun to send it flying off the roof!

"Is that all of them?" Asked Blood Brandy.

"Hahahah...it's not over yet!" Said Xeenam as the the Kuromitamas appeared again. They then held hands and formed a circle!

"Gigawatt Blast!" Then a barrage of lightning bolts defeated us!

We were all laying on the floor.

"Alright my Kuromitamas...kill them!"

They all came at us in sonic speed, we were all bracing for impact until, a silhoutte appeared and punched a Kuromitama so hard that it exploded!

"What the heck..." Said Blood Brandy. "Who's this guy Trahzo?"