Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.
Ch.36: The Bustiest Mare Ever.
Previous Chapter"Next is an OC, her name is Saggitha Slap by Hell Ray and Yamibanner."
"Wait, isn't she an Ask Blog pony?" Asked Lavender
"Yep, she's a green coated earth mare with a 2 toned pink mane in a bun. She her eyes are a different shade of green as well. Sometimes she's likes to wear a purple sweater. Her cutiemark seems to be a green cowbell with a four leaf clover design and a pair of wings. Seems she has 2 beautymarks on her face. Her crotchboobs are incredibly huge and if nopony's milked her in a while, her cutiemark flaps it's wings, glows, makes a cowbell noise and makes her already massive boobs even bigger!"
"Holy cow!"
"Exactly! It doesn't end there."
"What Claire? What could be next?"
"She makes a living selling charms and lives in a dojo in (I think) Ponyville with her grandson Zippy Doo."
"Grandson?! But she looks so young..."
"I know, shocking aint it? Wanna know something shocking about the both of them?"
"What?"
"Thier flanks are enormous."
"How does a kid do martial arts with such a big ass?"
"Ask his grandmother who does kung-fu with huge tits and ass."
"Well, these 2 sound like they've mastered something impossible."
"Man, this is getting wierd, just start the sex chapter already. Oh and also if the person who made this OC is reading, keep in mind, the sex chapters are anthro chapters."
A warm morning sun shined down on the Saggislap Dojo as Saggitha's grandson Zippy enjoys his bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
"Granny Saggy?"
"Yes dear?"
"I noticed a dragon's been walking around Ponyville."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think he's an evil doer who's planning on doing something."
"And what would that be?"
"I don't know, I've stalked the dragon for a week and nothing...I usually give up after getting hungry."
"Well, how about I help you stalk him?"
"You'd do that? Thank you granny."
After breakfast...
"There!" Zippy then pointed to a teenage dragon of a muscular build.
"Sweet Celestia, you can grind meat on those abs." Commented Saggitha Slap as she felt her Lucky Charm persona starting to kick in.
"Focus granny."
"Sorry, sorry. (I wouldn't mind being the princess he's kidnapped.)"
"He's on the move!"
They pursued and hid when necessary whenever he turned around. Hiding behind the corner, hiding behind a carriage, but then Spike saw through them as they hid behind a street light. As soon as he saw them hiding behind the street light, he sighed in annoyance.
"You think he wont see us?" Whispered Zippy.
"Not sure, I'm disciplined in Kung-fu, not Ninjutsu." Saggitha whispered back.
Spike was about to walk towards them, but then...
"Oh Spike." Twilight called.
"Yeah Twilight?"
"Princess Twilight?" Whispered them both.
"Pinkie's surprise birthday party for Zippy Doo has been delayed for until 3PM, so your services as popcorn maker and pyrotechnics guy wont be needed till later." Twilight explained.
"A surprise birthday party for me?!" Shouted a happy Zippy. "Oh-no, I blew our cover!"
"Run!"
Then they stormed off!
"Wow...those were some big asses on those two." Spike commented. "How do they run so fast with all that drag behind them?"
"It might be a sign that physics is breaking." Twilight replied. "I hope it isn't."
Saggitha and Zippy made it back home panting.
"I think we lost him Zippy."
"How does Twilight know him?"
"Could be that he lives in town or at least in a cave near town."
"Well, if he's really nice, then I hope we can be friends, I mean what could be cooler than having friend who can breathe fire?"
"(Probably someone who gets to fuck a dragon.)" Saggitha Slap thought to herself, that's when her cutiemark began ringing, making her already huge breasts, inflate with more milk! Her boobs grew so fast that Zippy was sent flying.
"Ow!" He landed on the wood floor.
"Sorry Zippy."
"I'm okay granny."
The next day, Saggitha Slap went into to town herself, asking around, luckily she just needed to ask one random citizen and bam, she knew where Spike lived.
"(I hope he's single and I hope he's doesn't mind that I'm old.)" She thought as she ran through the town, knocking everyone out of the way via her swaying butt cheeks and boobs! "Who would've thought Princess Twilight would have a dragon as an assistant, not me. Who'd also would've thought that a dragon and a princess could live in a castle together as friends, again not me."
She then arrived at Princess Twilight's castle and went right on in.
"I wonder where his bedroom could be." She said to herself, not noticing that she knocked Starlight Glimmer and Owloicous out of the way.
"Oww...what was that?" Starlight Glimmer groaned. "All I saw was green and a winged cowbell."
"Hoo." Replied Owloicous as his head was litterally spinning.
That's when Saggitha Slap bumped into someone.
"Oops, sorry about that." Saggitha apologized.
"Don't worry, I didn't see where I was...hey, you were that mare that was following me yesterday."
"Yep, Saggitha Slap, nice to meet you."
"Spike the Dragon, so why were you and your son following me?"
"1st, he thought you looked suspisous, 2nd, he's actually he's my grandson."
Spike's eyes widened.
"You're a grandmother? You look so young and hot!"
She smiled from that. "Oh yeah, I know I'm beatiful for my age."
"No doubt about it, anyways, why'd you come here?"
"I wanna see what sex with a dragon is like."
"What?!"
"Is that too much to ask for?"
"To tell you the truth, I've been staring at your physics defying strength to lift your own chest with no hands throughout this conversation."
"So what do you say? Feel like unleashing the dragon?"
"Yes, follow me to my..." Then she jumped and now Spike held her in his arms. "Or I'll just carry you."
"Wow, you're very strong for a teenage dragon. Whenever a stallion carries me to bed they usually stumble over."
"Probably and most likely because of your every growing jugs." Then they grew again! "Speak of the devil."
"Speaking of which they're getting too big, would you mind milking them?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Thanks."
In Spike's bedroom, we see him squeezing on Saggitha's boobs and shooting it out his bedroom window. That's when Twilight took notice of the milk spewing out of Spike's room.
"(Is this his first time jacking off? Sweet Celestia that's a lot of cum, I better take action and find him a few concubines, don't want some kid mistaking his cum for milk.)"
Poor Twilight, having everything backwards in her misunderstanding. Anyways, Spike milked Saggitha down to a good pair of F-cup breasts.
"Again, thank you."
"No problem." Spike told her before taking Saggitah to the bed!
"Eager aren't we?" She said while seeing Spike fondle her boobs.
"Hey, you're going to be absolutely surprised as soon as you see how hard a dragon gets."
"Hmph, how hard?"
"Let's just say...they get double hard."
"Curious." She then took Spike's face and pulled it closer before slamming thier lips together, both the dragon and the martial artist's tongues colliding and coiling! Saggitha Slap could feel Spike's hardness against her vagina.
Spike could feel her wetness against his penis, he then felt her grab the dick. That's when Saggitha felt something...different as she pushed Spike off! She gasped in utter surprise.
"You have 2 of them?"
"Yeah, since dragons are reptiles, so we have a hemipenis, as in 2 di-iiicks" Spike was caught off guard as Saggitha squished both dicks inbetween her chest and began sucking them off like no tomorrow! "(Damn, she must be really horny.)" He thought before grabbing her head and helping her out.
"(Guess my 'lucky charm' was really lucky today.)"
Saggitha licked all around his dicks, taking in the new taste! Meanwhile Spike moved his hips, thrusting swiftly in her mouth. He went rougher as time went on.
"(Yeah, give it to me hard big boy! Don't be shy!)" She thought as she moaned around his dicks
"You're so good at this!" Spike told her as his dicks began to twitch. "S-saggitha, I'm about to cum!"
"(Yes, gimme your warm dragon seed milk!)" She thought before Spike's dragon cum went directly down her throat. She gagged a bit as it continued to flow into her.
After, she slowly pulled her mouth off.
"Well, that was some experience, never had 2 dicks cum down my throat at the same time before."
"Thanks, so shall we get to the main event?"
"Why of course young man." Saggitha replied before laying on her back, and spreading her legs, showing off her ass and pussy.
"Damn, you may be old enough to have grandkids, but even your vagina and anus look so youthful."
"Thank you, now take your double dragons into these caves."
"Hmph." Spike smirked before grabbing her boobs and then slamming his dicks inside her! With one of them hitting the entrance of her womb! Both moaned from the feeling! Instead of going fast this time, Spike thrusted harder! Saggitha's cutiemark rang again, making her boobs get bigger! Spike squeezed as milk shot all over, getting them wet. Spike took some milk and used it as lube! After lubing his dicks, he began moving faster!
"(Yes, this was a good idea!)"
"(He has nice technique, better than my late husband.)"
Spike's dick in her pussy was poking the entrance to Saggitha's womb as his dick were twitching again!
"I'm gonna cum!"
"Inside!" She told him as she wrapped her legs arounf his waist!
Spike squeezed her chest harder as he came inside her!
"Yesssss!" She moaned, from such amazing pleasure. She felt the cum flow into both her holes at the same time.
After they finished, the 2 of them laid next to each other in Spike's bed.
"Wow, so that is what sex with a dragon is like?"
"Yep." Spike. "Wanna do it again sometime?"
"Come by my dojo some time, I'd love to help you improve your technique." She said as she got her clothes on. "I'd love to see your cute face again." She said before exiting Spike's room and knocking everything over.
"Damn, I get a grand-milf in bed with me and she wants to teach me how to pleasure her better? Lucky me."
"Well, I don't think I'll be drinking any milk for a while." Said Claire.
"Hey Claire..."
"Yes?"
"Got milk?" Lavender joked.
"Let's just move onto the next character before we fight again."
Author's Note
Here's the ask blog just in case you'd like to ask Saggitha Slap, Zippy and her friends some questions of your own:
