Welcome to the 80's. This is when everyone shot up crack and snorted anything that could fit in their stuck-up noses. Turns out, that the 80's in Equestria weren't all that different.

The first of its kind, learn the long and lewd backstory behind the Bon Bon/Lyra ship. Traverse through Colgate's insistant brushing and flossing annoyances, and of course, listen to Cheerilee try to ignore it all.
NOT DONE! JUST A LAYOUT! I WILL GO BACK AND ADD MORE DETAILS AND PROOFREAD SOMETIME, BUT NOT NOW.