Welcome To The Land

by Doctor Roulette

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Second Person, Dark, Adventure
Length: 2678

As you are in the Land of Equestria you are greeted by Twilight, Fluttershy with Discord but someone is lying about this land whop can it be?

Takes place during Keep Calm and Flutter On

As you are in the Land of Equestria you are greeted by Twilight, Fluttershy with Discord but someone is lying about this land who can it be?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-21 05:00:02 UTC

Welcome To The Land of [Insert Type of Land Here]

"Ouch!" You said.

You look you, only to see a broken branch underneath your arm with a couple of leaves scattered everywhere.

"What happened?" Knowing you just woke up right now. "Where am I?" You ask, you try to remember what was the last place you were at. "Oh, yeah.. I was playing Star Wars: Battlefront: Battle of Jakku with... with...." You sigh and lower your head on the ground.

It was been three minutes and you get up only you recognizing you have jeans, your belt, and a green shirt.

You look around you seeing the ground and the environment a bit different. "It's probably just me." As you walk though the forest you look around, exploring trying to find home.

When your shoe hit something you trip and fall with your front side first. As you look around you see three beavers. "Well, hello beavers." You say, you always knew they were dangerous so keep your distance from them.

For whatever reason you follow them leading you to the end of the forest. "Thanks little beavers," You look at the left seeing a town. "I could probably go there for help." As you are done with your sentence you can someone talking, you look at the direction of the sound but by the time you do the three small beavers had turned into beasts as tall as you and having lots of buff and muscle instead of the sound you grab your attention to them. "Oh no." They yelled one of those yells to warn you not to come to them but instead of a warning they began to charge at you.

Without hesitation you started to run for your life screaming. You heading the opposite direction of the edge of the forest making you heading deep into the forest. You jump, do a barrel roll, move upcoming obstacles in your way as you try to lose them they just keep gaining on you.

Now not enough focus in front of you, you trip leading the edge of the forest leading down a steep hill as you roll on your back bouncing barely then rolling on your side at both high speeds. You get up at the end of the hill then continue running as your world turns sideways from the dizziness from the rolling. You keep running straight with nonstop running eventually you fall, crawl backwards into a feel-like-wall then scream "I SURRENDER!" To the three beasts then getting up jumping over the counter, not wall running forward looking back then hitting your head really hard with a medal sign. "Oh crap, oh crap oh crap."

Now your vision is basically blurry now this is what you can see: the three beast beavers get zapped by a purple light or beam with them shrinking then gone with a zap of light the following a purple then with a few other things scattered around with a tall thing.

Now you basically turn around a try to run with town at the left of you not knowing but as you try to run there you look around you making your vision turn white, a really bright white.

You wake up.

You find yourself in a bedroom, you look at the left seeing two windows one looked like it opened and one look liked it didn't.

You do the same putting your back on the pillow the eventually you get up noticing stairs in front of the bed, you walk towards the stairs until you can feel shaking so much vibration that all you can do is fall towards the ground.

You try to do your best to go outside to see the window but all you can see is cracks around the cottage.

Then it stops. "Thank God" You say now with a sigh of relive you making your way towards the when all of a suddenly the room or house starts to turn a 90 degrees. "No no!" You said as you slide down towards the wall falling landing on your back then dodging the bed coming towards you, with a few pictures. Then the gravity started to come towards the wall of which the door is at. As it tilts you start to look for something to hold on but there's nothing, next thing you know you're falling towards the door making it swing open with you at the last minute grabbing for the handle.

Now you're basically hanging from a rotating house as you try to making your way out of there, a few pans, bird houses, and food for animals start flying out the door. "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" You yell, now the door is on its side making you fall with it. Now this is your only chance to enter the house and close the door.

As you sit with your legs dangling at the door you jump though with your hand gripping with the knob, as you jump you slam the door hanging on to it, you could see this thing on a couch not moving but waving at you.

You slip falling down landing on him."Hello," It says. "Please call me, Discord!" He says in a bad way making you crawl back as you are at the edge of the couch. Now all you what to do is get the hell out of there and get home.

"Where am I?" You ask.

"Oh, well as you can see you are at a another world, and we share lots of love in this type of world." Discord says in a wide smile.

"Oh, really?" You ask.

"Yes really, here we are at peace! And with you we might we friends!"

You look at him with a smile on his face. You have friends but when you first meet them they never do anything like at.

"I'm have to get out of this house..." You say. Then everything turned dark with his smile leaking blood with his eyes turning black, with time seeming to slow down .

"Listen, we have to kill or BE KILLED! So, you better get out," Then catching a large knife probably from the kitchen. "So YOU BETTER GET OUT BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN!" With his body parts falling off with blood going everywhere.

Now you basically scream bloody murder and get the hell out of there. You can see the door wide open with time still slowed down you practically run to the door then diving though it then him grabbing you. "Good bye!" Then throwing you out the door with time going normal.

You scream as you get threw out the door. Hitting three live things.

You get up seeing a yellow pegasus and purple unicorn with a little dragon.

You are breathing heavily. 'God, what have gotten myself into?" You just think it's all in your head, as you walk away from the large garden and spinning cottage.

"Um, excuse me. Who are you and what are you?"  A voice said.

You look back you look behind you seeing no human, then continuing walking away without a response.

"I was talking to you." The voice said next then flashing in front of you. "Did you hear me?" The unicorn said angrily.

"I surrender!" You says getting on your knees putting your hand on your head. "Please don't kill me." You say in a calm voice.

"What? No. Who are you?"

"I'm a human."

Now it looks at you like you went though hell. "Wow, Lyra was right about these things."

"Um, Mr.Human..." The yellow pegasus asked "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, saw you running from those beavers. And found you unconscious."

Now they don't seem to kill you. Or anything.

"I was playing. I got up to get something opened the door everything went blank."

"Oh," The purple unicorn said "I'm Twilight."

"And I'm Fluttershy." They both said with the Fluttershy saying it very quietly.

"Oh," Then you look at the cottage that is now on the ground not spinning. "Then who is that inside that cottage?!"

"Oh, about that..." Twilight said.

"Well I'm so sorry." Discord said.

"You scared the living crap out of me!" You say. "Does it look like I'm getting killed? You tricked me!"

"Discord what did you tell him?" Twilight asked.

"He would rather get killed or be killed."

Twilight and Fluttershy both gasped.

"Great, just great," You said. "Now what?"

"Now since someone lied about this planet being a bad planet..." You see Twilight looking at Discord with a halo above his head. "Me and Spike will show you the real meaning behind all of this," Twilight then looks at you come on let's go." With her walking out the door.

You get up and jog then stop with her walking towards the town. With Spike behind you.

"Okay to start things off you the to see the ponies!" Twilight said.

"Ponies?" You ask.

"Yeah, I mean you have to see them in order to see you," Spike thought. "Peaceful."

"Yes, non-aggressive" Twilight agreed with Spike.

"Okay..."

"Well, here we are!" Twilight said. "To Start things off the princesses of the Sun and the Moon rises/lowers the it."

"Who can that be?" You ask.

"Princess Celesta and Princess Luna!" She said. "Here we have different types of ponies! Unicorns, Pegasi, Earth Ponies and Alicorns!"

"What?" You ask with hesitation.

"And of course dragons!" Spike said. "Imagine dragons! Fire breathing dragons!"

"Cool!" You say.

"Now since we are here let's meet my friends!" Twilight said.

"Why?" You ask.

"Because they will teach you more and more about this land!"

"Okay..."

You exit Rarity's shop/home with her saying good bye.

"Now since they got to know you better..." Twilight started. "They might be a bit scared of you."

"I don't know who is the most scared person Discord or you." Spike says.

"Probably me." You say. "Besides I'm new here."

It is starting to get dark and you are really tired of what happened all today.

"So much for being killed..." You say.

"Don't listen to him," Twilight said. "He's a thief, tricks anyone to do anything! Like run, get something in a galaxy far, far away."

"Here, we are the Golden Oak Library!" Spike said. "Come in."  He says to you with Twilight using her magic to open the door.

Inside leads up a staircase with the size bigger than the outside with platform at the right side of the tree, with books everywhere.

"This is where you will sleep at!" Twilight said.

"Wow this is big!" You say.

"Yeah, I know." Twilight then walked towards the closet opening it with her magic appearing a pillow and a blanket floating then dropping on your hands. "Come on, [yawns] let's get some sleep."

You follow Twilight with Spike on the stairs then on the platform, as you are on the platform you plan sleeping next to Spike on the wooden floor. "Okay." You say putting a pillow laying horizontal next to Spike's bed.

"Good night." Twilight said.

"Good night." Spike said.

"Good nigh-" You said.

You could feel a paw covering your mouth you dismiss it as a blanket you held so tight but it gripped more and more, so much that you get you seeing Discord but only his body in blackness due to Luna's moon shining bright.

Next thing you know it you're in a whole new world.

You're are on your back with daylight shining on your eyes, your eyes became so used to the night sky that it's like a bright light.

You get up, with everything starting to move in little swirls when you move that your move was in that position with a line moving towards it. "Where am I?" You ask with a echo of what you said hearing: "I-I-I"

Everything is purple, with your vision a bit blurry you see floating islands of a windmill and other things but in front of you. You see a black big narrow chair or throne then Discord spinning his throne facing you."I told you that you shouldn't had came here-re-re-re-re. And you still didn't listen-en-en-en, I know you're scared-ared-ared. So am I-I-I. But it's already to late-ate-ate. - Goodbye now-ow." You see Discord in a flash right in front of you touching your head making you collapse.

"AHH!" You scream seeing Twilight a few steps down the stairs but still visible from eye contact.

"Are you okay?" She asked.

"Yeah, just.." Finishing with you swallowing in thirst. "Just need some water."

You get up seeing Spike down the stairs starting to make breakfast.

"Hey, I got to talk to someone!" You say. "It's important."

"Okay just come back safe!" Twilight replied with you walking out the door.

The last thing you hear from her was this: "Who do you think he is going to talk to?" Twilight asked.

"Who knows?" Spike replied.

You knock on the door with Fluttershy opening it. "Hello!" She greeted.

"Hello, where's Discord?" You ask.

"He just woke up, here let me get him." She said. "DISCORD!"

"Yes, Fluttershy?" He asked.

"You have a visitor." Fluttershy said walking further into the cottage out of sight.

"Well, didn't came true?" Discord asked you.

"You're sick." You say.

"Look," he says putting an arm on your shoulder with the other arm moving across your other should like as he was showing you stars in the night sky. "Look everything see and look is just a dream, everything you is always a lie, is world is wrong. You, shouldn't had came here honestly, now look we are all to kill you now so you better run before we show you how..." With him disappearing.

You close the door to the cottage after that hellhole you just been though. As you slam the door the library you run into Twilight and Spike and tell them what just happened. Then out of nowhere Discord appears with a bowl of paper eating it.

"Give me back my paper!" Twilight swiping the bowl away form Discord.

"Aw what shame." Then him snapping his fingers having a whole plate of breakfast then putting the food in his mouth then finishing it in one single gulp.

Twilight then is on fire literally saying: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM? HUH? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM? YOU DEVIL   YOU DEVILISH PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

Discord backed away. "Well, I'm so sorry. I'm telling him how this damn rock is really is! You don't know how I feel now don't you?!" Discord replied.

Then you see Twilight and Discord having an argument screaming at each other as Spike is cooking more breakfast.

"STOP ALL OF YOU!!!" You say in a loud voice.

Twilight and Discord stop and look at you with confused faces. "NOW WHICH ONE OF IS LYING?!!!"

Twilight and Discord looked at each other.

"YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS EVEN WEAKER THAN MY FAMILY'S!!!" You yell. "NOW WHICH ONE OF IS REALLY LYING?!!!"

"It's me," Discord says almost busting into tears. "I did all of this, but if you really want the truth. [sniff] It is all a dream, this place is filled with magic you don't even want to know!"

"He right it is filled with magic filled of Friendship." Twilight looked at Discord with a smile with Discord smiling back.

Discord napped his fingers with the same exact door as the one for your room. "Leave now, I think you earned it. You told us the sign of Friendship  and you earned it."

You look at him with a smile as he smiles back. "Well, it's been a good-one!" You say walking out of the blue door with a white bright light.

You wake up on your bed with some different clothes, you jump off ready to take a shower when you're done, you dry then watch some TV. "Wait," You say. "Was he right was it just all a dream?" You sigh cocking your head back. "I guess that was a lesson."