Dirty Responses to a Disgruntled Friendship Student

Friendship is Magic, Part 1

by PrismxShine

Friendship is Magic, Part 1

Dear Twilight,

What the hell did you think? My party needs to be full of sex decor so I could lay a stallion or twenty. Some mares too. You were the only sane one in my castle.

Once you first entered your tower, I planned to burst in and molest you right there on top of a pile of books. That would be hot. But nooo, you decided to be a damn teenager and abuse your magic to lock it. I couldn't get the password right, for hell's sake. (That reminds me, what is it? I heard one of the janitors accidentally swept one of my porn magazines into your room. I need it ASAP.)

How do you know she's high? She probably just found you kinky. Be glad someone other than me found you hot.

Also, I tried getting a rock band once. But I molested them so hard they couldn't play. I chose birds because I heard they're great at playing slow, arousing music. Seriously, have you ever heard a bird whistle like a slow saxophone?

I wish I was there to see your messed up mane. I would've shaped it into something I like licking. Don't bother working on your mane anymore, I want to try it out.

Just so you know, Twilight, I find you sexy. If only I could've molested you. I would cover you with kisses everywhere, starting from the neck, to your torso. I would do every technique possible. But I never got the chance, so fuck you. And me.

Who the fuck sleeps during a party?! If I were you I would lay every single pony in that party. Probably have a threesome for the love of me.

Your majestic teacher,

Princess Molest Celestia