Vinyl (Second-Person Clopfic)

"Uhhh." You moan lightly, Vinyl sucks your tenderous dick while you keep moaning slightly and look down to see her moving up and down, you lift your head back up and then out of nowhere you get the feeling that you’re dick is about to fucking explode into her soft, glorious, mouth. You look down real fast and reach for her head and jerk her face to the end of your veiny cock and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE- “Stupid clock!” You basically smash it with your fist to shut it up, you look over to it and you see it’s broken. “Damn it, that’s the fifth one I’ve broken this year.” You then rub your crusty eyes and slowly hang your legs off your bed. “I need to stop dreaming about that kind of stuff! I don’t want to think about the ponies that way...But I can’t help it she’s just too cute.” You say aloud. “Whatever, I need to get to work anyways.” You stand up and stretch your back and arms. Walking to your closet, you open it up and take out a regular, boring ole suit for work, when suddenly, you hear a crash downstairs. “What the hell?” You go to see what had caused the sound and what broke, walking downstairs, you hear walking in which it causes you to think that it’s a robber, you slowly walk upstairs with your socks on but slip and fall and causes you to roll down the stairs and land on your backside. You open your eyes to your white ceiling of your house, you jump up so fast and look around to see if the intruder was in your presence, you turn around to see some kind of black...entity shaped like a pony with red glaring eyes staring at you. “What...Da fuck” You start to feel a weird growth inside you almost like your heart keeps growing until it pops. You put your hand to your chest and feel the sudden urge to sleep, you fall to your side and gradually close your eyes while you see the black figure walks over to you, your eyes are now close by now and all you see is black, pitch black, nothing at all and it is as if that you are in a vivid pitch black room...until light pops out of nowhere, blinding you. You put your arm to your eyes to block the sudden area of light and walk backwards only to trip over something. You put your arm down slowly and letting your eyes adjust to the area you’re in. “Oh my Celestia…” You...you were in a forest that looked just like the Everfree Forest from the show...no...it was exactly like the Everfree Forest! It was all cartoony looking, it looked just liked the show put in a 2d, 3d sort of way if that makes sense. It did however seem that he wasn’t deep in the forest but instead, the edge of it. You go through the leaves and bushes through your way and you see the place you’ve always wanted to go, Ponyville, oh Celestia you could not believe that you were here, you didn’t even care how you got here, smiling the biggest smile you’ve ever had, you walk a hill to Ponyville, but then stop to think. “Wait...I’m human though so I can’t just walk into Ponyville like this!” You start to get a little irritated, wanting to go visit the main six and everypony so bad, bushes rustle behind you and you turn around too see the black entity pony once again walk to you. “So, what do you think?” He says from a distance, the only problem is that you can’t hear a thing he’s saying. “What?!” You slightly yell. “What do you think?!” He also slightly yells back. “It’s simply excellent!” He finally reaches to you and you look down upon him realizing he’s really small. “Wonderful.” He says. “If you’re wondering why you’re here, I’m testing out my teleportation between dimensions, the test was to bring an object or a living thing back into my dimension and obviously it worked.” He says, you then ask him a question. “So...I was one out of seven billion people who could’ve ended up here?” “Pretty Much.” He says. By now you feel like the luckiest guy in the world, no! You are the luckiest guy in the world! You then start hugging the black entity pony type thing but he reacts by picking you up with his magic and slams you against a stiff tree. “Don’t you ever do that again you puny hairless monkey.” He says rudely. “Speaking of hairless monkey, you need to be turned into a colt for a disguise.” He says while you slowly recover from the crucial hit you’ve been given. “Well that would be *Wheeze** nice.” You finally get up and recover when all of a sudden you feel that growing in your heart again, you see the black entity eyes closed and whisper some words while his horn is glowing. *POOF** a type of smoke appears around you and suddenly the smoke goes away. You look down to see hooves. “WOAH I’M A FUCKIN HORSE!...I MEAN PONY!”