Vinyl (Second-Person Clopfic)

by Hurse

Rating: mature
Tags: Second Person, Comedy, Alternate Universe
Length: 2603

Well here's another fucking clopfic. It's about a dude who goes into ponyville and shit and yadda yadda yadda

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-06 21:42:31 UTC

Dreams can become a reality

"Uhhh." You moan lightly, Vinyl sucks your tenderous dick while you keep moaning slightly and look down to see her moving up and down, you lift your head back up and then out of nowhere you get the feeling that you’re dick is about to fucking explode into her soft, glorious, mouth. You look down real fast and reach for her head and jerk her face to the end of your veiny cock and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE- “Stupid clock!” You basically smash it with your fist to shut it up, you look over to it and you see it’s broken. “Damn it, that’s the fifth one I’ve broken this year.” You then rub your crusty eyes and slowly hang your legs off your bed. “I need to stop dreaming about that kind of stuff! I don’t want to think about the ponies that way...But I can’t help it she’s just too cute.” You say aloud. “Whatever, I need to get to work anyways.” You stand up and stretch your back and arms. Walking to your closet, you open it up and take out a regular, boring ole suit for work, when suddenly, you hear a crash downstairs. “What the hell?” You go to see what had caused the sound and what broke, walking downstairs, you hear walking in which it causes you to think that it’s a robber, you slowly walk upstairs with your socks on but slip and fall and causes you to roll down the stairs and land on your backside. You open your eyes to your white ceiling of your house, you jump up so fast and look around to see if the intruder was in your presence, you turn around to see some kind of black...entity shaped like a pony with red glaring eyes staring at you. “What...Da fuck” You start to feel a weird growth inside you almost like your heart keeps growing until it pops. You put your hand to your chest and feel the sudden urge to sleep, you fall to your side and gradually close your eyes while you see the black figure walks over to you, your eyes are now close by now and all you see is black, pitch black, nothing at all and it is as if that you are in a vivid pitch black room...until light pops out of nowhere, blinding you. You put your arm to your eyes to block the sudden area of light and walk backwards only to trip over something. You put your arm down slowly and letting your eyes adjust to the area you’re in. “Oh my Celestia…” You...you were in a forest that looked just like the Everfree Forest from the show...no...it was exactly like the Everfree Forest! It was all cartoony looking, it looked just liked the show put in a 2d, 3d sort of way if that makes sense. It did however seem that he wasn’t deep in the forest but instead, the edge of it. You go through the leaves and bushes through your way and you see the place you’ve always wanted to go, Ponyville, oh Celestia you could not believe that you were here, you didn’t even care how you got here, smiling the biggest smile you’ve ever had, you walk a hill to Ponyville, but then stop to think. “Wait...I’m human though so I can’t just walk into Ponyville like this!” You start to get a little irritated, wanting to go visit the main six and everypony so bad, bushes rustle behind you and you turn around too see the black entity pony once again walk to you. “So, what do you think?” He says from a distance, the only problem is that you can’t hear a thing he’s saying. “What?!” You slightly yell. “What do you think?!” He also slightly yells back. “It’s simply excellent!” He finally reaches to you and you look down upon him realizing he’s really small. “Wonderful.” He says. “If you’re wondering why you’re here, I’m testing out my teleportation between dimensions, the test was to bring an object or a living thing back into my dimension and obviously it worked.” He says, you then ask him a question. “So...I was one out of seven billion people who could’ve ended up here?” “Pretty Much.” He says. By now you feel like the luckiest guy in the world, no! You are the luckiest guy in the world! You then start hugging the black entity pony type thing but he reacts by picking you up with his magic and slams you against a stiff tree. “Don’t you ever do that again you puny hairless monkey.” He says rudely. “Speaking of hairless monkey, you need to be turned into a colt for a disguise.” He says while you slowly recover from the crucial hit you’ve been given. “Well that would be *Wheeze** nice.” You finally get up and recover when all of a sudden you feel that growing in your heart again, you see the black entity eyes closed and whisper some words while his horn is glowing. *POOF** a type of smoke appears around you and suddenly the smoke goes away. You look down to see hooves. “WOAH I’M A FUCKIN HORSE!...I MEAN PONY!”

Welcome to Ponyville!

Shock, in complete shock, you could not even believe that all of this was happening to you, you were filled with such joy and excitement that you could scream like a little bitch. After looking down at your legs and hooves with awe, you look up to a mirror in your face being held by the magic of the black entity."Take a good look at yourself and tell me if that's what you want to look like." He says. "Huh?" You wonder. "I am able to change your appearance, I can turn you into a unicorn, pegasus, or just an earth pony, change your color and everything that pretty much has to do with your body." It seems that you're a unicorn and you just remembered that Vinyl is one as well. "Nah I'm okay with the way I am." "Good, that'll save me from some work" He slowly takes four steps back and opens a blue portal that made a loud humming sound that lead into a pitch black void. "Wait!" You yell. "What is it?!" He also yells back. "What is your name?!" It takes him a minute but he answers back. "Shade!" Shade then walks through the portal and it instantly closes with a little bang at the end. You really couldn't tell if Shade was a good guy or not, his appearance didn't seem like it but he helped you out and brought you to Ponyville. You then mumble "Thanks Shade." Under your breath while heading to Ponyville. Walking was weird, you had to take your first step with your right front leg and then make your second step with your left back leg and you did the same thing with your other legs, walking on hooves was strange as well, you had to balance on them like high heels or you would fall. Eventually you kind of got with the rhythm and walked normally. There was so much to take in, you saw great big bulky mountains, funky cartoonish looking clouds, a beautiful river with a hot pink bridge hovering over it. It was magical to you. With every step you took your heart started beating harder and faster which made you think that you could've probably have a heart attack at the moment but you told yourself to calm down and stay chill but it started up again and you couldn't take it anymore, you started galloping on your hard hooves to Ponyville and eventually start running over the bridge to enter Ponyville. Slowing down and panting hard you look around the gorgeous town with awe as well. "oh my gosh, oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH!" You squeal loudly which made everypony start staring at you. "Uh...sorry" You awkwardly say and then chuckle, everypony just goes back to their business thinking that you're a odd one. "Wow." You say. "I...No...I just..." Your mouth was wide open, you still couldn't believe that you were in such a place, that such a place even existed. "This is heaven...This is absolute heaven." You then see a familiar face walking by. It was Vinyl and you couldn't believe it! As she walked by you saw her sweet ass and it made you a little hard. "Ohhh...Damn" Your eyes were half way closed and your tongue was sticking out like a dog. Applebloom was to your right side and said "Sir what're you looking at? Is it food?" You become aware of your surroundings again and look to Applebloom and say "Uh...yeah I'm looking at some really good food right now, if you know what I mean." "What was that last part sir?" "Nothing." You say really quick. "Okaaay." She responds while walking away confused. "Whew That was a close one." If Applebloom did know what you were looking at then she would probably tell somepony or maybe even Vinyl herself. You follow Vinyl to see where she's heading and it seems she went into someone's house, "Maybe it's hers or Octavia's...actually...don't they live together?" You say to yourself. "Doesn't matter, I just need that ass....Wait! No this is wrong! But again...I really can't help it." You say once more to yourself. Heading up to the house she entered, you look at the front door and go around the house to see if there were any windows and there was. "Let's take a look shall we?" You say in a perverted manner, you pull your head to the window and see something amazing...Vinyl was masturbating on her back with a dildo on a queen-sized bed. Your dick instantly shot up like a fucking rocket blast and you grab it with both of your hooves and masturbate to her masturbating. You see her moan softly as she pushes the vibrating dildo into her soft pussy, she then pushes it further and you could hear her moan even louder which made you even more horny, she went fast, you could see her cute face and you loved it, she grinded herself with the dildo and you imagined yourself being the dildo, she slightly took out the dildo and then shoved the whole thing into her pussy, she the pulled it out a little again and put it back in to only go faster and faster, it looked like she was about to cum and you were about to as well. Vinyl shoved the dildo all the way inside her pussy and yelled and then you came all over the side of the house. The window you were at had fog on it because you were breathing on it, Vinyl opened her eyes and noticed this and looked at the window and you jumped back fast and started running through town to find a hiding spot, you don't think she saw your face because of the fog on the window. Running as fast as you could you ran to a bench beside a tree and sat down while panting hard. "Oh man...Pant* oh Celestia that felt good." When you saw her masturbating you thought she was so cute and you just wanted to go inside and give her a surprise sex, you wanted her so bad...No...You REALLY wanted her. "...I'll make her mine.*"

Anything for the plot

"Mine, Mine, Will be mine." You keep repeating to yourself. "Mine, Mine, She will be mine." By now you're acting all weird and crazy, like a psychopath. "Even if I have to force her, she *WILL** be mine." You say with a big, evil looking smile across your face. You stand up and head back into the main part of Ponyville and you see Vinyl with Octavia and some white colt you don't recognize. "Who the FUCK is that?!" You mumble angrily. "It's her boyfriend." You jump up like a cat and land back on the ground to turn around to see who's voice it was, it was Shade's and he seems a bit irritated. "Wha- How do you know this?" You ask. "Does it matter?" He then asks. "...No not really." You reply back. "I see that you're obsessed with this Vinyl, I shall assist you on getting her to be yours." Starting to get suspicious, you ask him why. "Well why do you want to help me? It doesn't make any sense to me." He replies back to you with. "Well friends have to help out friends right?" Friends? When did you and him become friends? You understand that he brought you here and all but that was only for a test right? "Riggght." You say. "Well how are we going to do this then?" You ask Shade. "Hm...Well first we need to take out her boyfriend and then get Vinyl into a place where she can't be heard screaming or yelling." He was right, if the boyfriend were to find out that Vinyl was missing then he would tell everypony. "Well what about Octavia?" You ask. "I'll take care of her." You raise an eyebrow while he starts to smile very largely. "Oh,* Chuckle I see." You then look towards Vinyl's direction and see that Vinyl and her boyfriend are going somewhere. "Where do we *Handle* the boyfriend?" "Leave that to me as well." Shade eviley  says. "Thanks." You reply gratefully. "Meet me at Sugarcube Corner in one hour alright?" Shade says. "Alright."

1 hour later

You walk over to Sugarcube Corner and see Shade waiting for you, by now the sun was setting as well. Shade walks over to you and gives you a nod, you nod back. Apparently the boyfriend in which you now call Corpse, was at Sugarcube Corner. "How did you know he would be here?" You ask Shade. "Like I said earlier, does it matter?" "I guess not." Corpse walked out the candy door and walked down the road. "We're going to follow him and see where he is headed." "Alright." You and Shade then follow Corpse on the road, it was around 10 minutes until Corpse reached his destination, it was a weird house that had moss and dirt all over on it and it obviously didn't fit in with any other house. Corpse then walks inside the broken and old house leaving Shade and You wondering what he is doing. "What's he doing?" You ask Shade. "You ask me that like I know." "...But you knew where he was going earlier...into Sugarcube Corner." "Lucky guess?" He replies back. "...Whatever let's just go see what he's doing." You say. "Agreed." Shade says, you creep along to the poor, old, house and open the door. CREEAAAKK Your ears go down and you open the door faster to get it other with. CREEAK "**Sigh* Okay let's go." You say, you head on inside to see a living room to your left and a kitchen to your right, there wasn't much in the rooms, there was a small television in the living room and a old, dusty, couch. In the kitchen there was a broken microwave on the counter covered in dust with a table in the middle of the room and no chairs. "Blah.*" Shade whispers. There was a hallway straight ahead and three doors leading to rooms at the end of the hallway, you head down the hallway and you start to hear what sounds like to be muffled screams behind the door in front of you.