Wabadoo?

by Dustchu

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 604

A strange human comes to Equestria, and he's... very very strange.

Equestria gets a strange and odd visitor… and by that, I mean he's completely idiotic, doesn't speak any known language and sets pretty much anything on fire.

Equestria is doomed.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-06 11:15:06 UTC

AHHHHH FLABAN GOOGIN!

All was well in Canterlot, especially in the castle! Princess Celestia and Luna were sitting side by side in the dining room, enjoying some fine dining courtesy of the chef. They were smiling as they feasted on their food, Celestia reading the news paper whilst Luna foalishly played with her peas that made Celestia giggle.

Today was a fine day, and it was going to get even better!

*CRASH*

Or not.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Both princesses looked up at the noise and the scream, was it a pony?

"Dear sister, what was that?" Luna questioned, her peas left unattended on her plate as more crashing sounded.

"I do not know, let us find out." Celestia responded, standing up and making her way over to the kitchen with her sister, both kept themselves primed and ready should they run into any threats.

Was it Changelings?

Sombra?

Maybe Tirek?!

They burst into the kitchen, and came across a very odd scene... one of the chefs, a pony named Chef Ram Sea, was angrily tossing knives and other kitchen implements at something running around the kitchen like crazy. What that thing was, some a creature Celestia knew all too well as a human!

The male - if she recalled - was wearing a blue shirt, small white shorts with hearts on them. He also had dark brown hair, blue eyes and a small beard. His arms flailed in the air as he ducked and dodged knives and pans, and pots, kettles, dishes, pretty mcuh anything that wasn't bolted down to the floor.

"Waba doogle!" The human screamed in fear, ducking behind the counter. "Parsnipal woo!"

"Git outta mah kitchen ya monkey!"

"WABADOO!"

"Sister," Luna spoke up from Celestia's side as the pony and human fought against one another. "Should we not do something?"

Celestia was dumbfounded, she had traveled to earth many times in the past, and she had never heard of such a language before. She nodded to her sister however in regards to doing something, but before she could act the human turned towards her, and with a terrified scream bolted out of the kitchen, leaving behind a smoke trail.

"GRAGIL SMALL! WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Celestia shook her head, turning around and trailing after the human, "Luna, please inform the guard of what is happening, he is not to be harmed." With that said, she galloped off down the hall after him.

Luna watched her sister disappear, then teleported to the guard house.

With the monkey thing

Back with the human, he was dashing off down the halls at light speed! Passing by maids with a terrified squeal erupting from his mouth. He was just enjoying a nice afternoon tea with his best friend, Death when all of a sudden, a green light had taken him from his home and flashed him here. For a while he assumed he was abducted by aliens... again, for the fifteenth time, but no! He was thrown into a world with technicolor ponies!

Where am I?! What do I do?! He wondered, fleeing down the halls and running up stairs, down stairs, jumping over things and tripping horribly. The human ran down another flight of stairs, praying to the holy and gracious Llama gods above they would be merciful and take him back home.

He had to finish cleaning his toilet after all, and invite Death over again to watch the game.

Suddenly, he was stopped when he came across Celestia again, who stared at him.

"It is alright human," she said softly, however, the human only backed away slowly. "I am not going to hurt you."