"Hi there! I'm Blaze a super amazing wondercorn. But I'm just an alicorn living in the allied corn kingdom." A young alicorn walks in. "Oh that's my cousion Celestia, she can raise the sun and cooks a really mean panckae! Seriously we have to kill our breakfast. Anyways you all wanna see my powers right? Well my mom says I can't use them until noon. But I can use this one!" Blaze swims across land to his house where his mom a character who resembals twilight is upset with him.
"Blaze why are you swimming on land?" She asked with anger.
"It's faster that way besides what are you gonna do about it take my scooter away?" The mother then procceds to swipe the scooter away. "Point proven."
"Man how am I ever gonna get my scooter back? I need it to impress Destiny Star." Blaze was upset, his crush wouldn't lobe him without his scooter. "I need her p.lobe it's the obly thing that matters." Blaze said out loud. Blaze made his way over to Celestia's house. "Hi Celestia can I borrow your super powers?"
"Of course you can Blaze! that's what friends are for!"
"Thanks!" Blaze used his super powers to teleport his scooter to him. But first he needed to fly. Blaze jumped into the ocean and began flying with the dolphins. As Blaze flew around in the ocean he noticed that it was 3:00 P.M. "Oh I better get to the castle since I live there, and, Destiny Star will be there to." Blaze swam on the road to his castle. Once he arrived he danced with Destiny(lol puns). After getting his girlfriend at the age of 12 he won at life. But his scooter was taken.
The film came to a close. Starlight Glimmer was taped to a chair with her eyes peeled back screaming to make it stop. Well girls and, Blaze let's leave." The other resodents of Starlights town came in to the theater with their own bad movies to make Starlight sit though.
"Good thing I'm nothing like that Blaze I have even less character and a backstory that didn't need to be there! Also my very presence makes ponies lose all depth and development that they had." Blaze declared.
"Yep that's why I married you." Twilight said. Pinkie transformed into a changeling.
"Pinkie why didn't you tell us?" Applejack declared. "Well duh my reveil doesn't add anything or change the story in any meaningful way. It's just meant to fill the desire for stupid fan theories where they don't need to be." Pinkie said.
"Well my husband is a corrupted regeneration of Twilight's husband and his name is flame."
"Is it just me or do most of us have no point but to fill a power fantasy for blaze?" Rainbow said.
"Eh who really cares I'm married to big mac. Fluttershy said."
"Yeah I suppose we should just go with the flow an- IS THAT DIRT!?" Rarity fainted.
"Well it's just another day in the status qoe.
Time for Bland Villian war!
There was a big army of villians from all over the Xenoverse but Luckily Cloud(My pegasis OC) is here to ruin everything with failed attempts at characerization and his never ending whining when something doesn't go his way! Cloud will steal the spotlight while the actually interesting characters are shoved to the side.
Just then a villian with an intersting philosiphy and backstory are destoried by lack of screen time and little room to talk. Along with the dragon which had potential but it was all wasted because of the need for Cloud's screen time! As the villian's army mobilizes but Cloud's Mary Sueness makes it so that he can slash thought the army with ease! That and his Duality Sword! Which is a blade that has nothing to do with duality but everything to do with breaking reality!
Cloud keeps fighting not breaking a sweat as his elements of fire and ice gives the army freezer burn! As the battle rages on Cloud destroies the vehicles with flaming ice balls! You know because logic doesn't matter. Anyways Cloud marches forward to the villian.
Cloud continues to march. As cloud approches the villian since he wasn't overpowered enough. He calls to his friends and they fuse to weild the creation sword. You know, because everything needs swords! Any ways they slash at the villain and he dies destroying the universe!
After awakening Cloud finds he awoke in Heaven. "Ugh where am I?" Cloud looked around and, noticed that he was in Heaven. "Wow that's weird. Will this ever be explained?"
Cloud's Father walks over. "Nope it's an Anti-climax!"
Jake the god of everything.
Our story begins in Equestria. A stallion known as Blaze is ready to take on the universe! So he fights the MLP FiM Prime. He kills Chrissalis and turns her into a robot, Some shadow guy is changed by the ray of goodness and, the moon is turned to cheese! After that Blaze marries Twilight after dating for 3 months and, "hooking up" 5 months after meeting.
Blaze came into existence after Jake used him as a disguse for Equesrian life. Afetr he grew bored Jake droped the cover and gave his form life! The new being was named Blaze for some reason. After Blaze was "born" a magical land of Over poweredness was created to hold his ego. Little did Blaze know that his ego and, power were nothing compared to blaze.
Blaze was the only member of his family that cared about power. Every other member abused it because no one knows. Blaze had cliché parents who cared about his brother so much that he can't walk without help. Eventully Blaze got bored of abuseing his power and decided to leave. Why was he abuseing it? I don't know I'm only the Narrator. So Blaze left and wound up in Equestria. After landing he was swarmed by mares wanting to marry him. He wasn't interested in all of them so he married all of them.
Blaze was heart broken after he found out that the other ponies weren't immortal. So he became a Hermit for 3000 years. Eventuly he went to the Gala and meet Twilight. Fromt here you know the rest. Well folks The Narrator is out!
