Taco Machine

by andmore

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Sad
Length: 935

This is what they use to make tacos in Equestria.

When Twilight discovers something in sugarcube corner, she finds out that it makes tacos. When she starts a small taco stand, princess celestia finds out and decides to fund her stand so she can get a like sugarcube corner. When she gets that building, more people come to get tacos instead of the pastry at sugar cube corner. Could this end Twilight's and Pinkie's friendship? Read the story to find out what happens when she activates the taco machine.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-08 06:34:18 UTC

The Taco Stand

They all rushed to Twilight's house. Twilight quickly put the machine down inside of her house. "Ehh, hmm." A mysterious voice said.

                     "Is that you spike?" Twilight questioned.

           "Yes it is!" Spike yelled. "What in the hay is that thing? T-A-C-O. What is a taco?"

                        "It's a type of food." Fluttershy whispered. Spike just looked puzzled. Though his mouth was watering.

"Well, I guess I do need some lunch." Spike said. They all quickly set up the stand. Twilight started to make the tacos. AppleJack and Rainbow Dash were painting a sign that said " Tacos, only 5 bits!". One pony showed up to the stand. His cutie mark was a hat. They all guessed that he made hats.

"I would like to try a taco, please!" He said. He handed them the bits and they immediately gave him the taco. He started to eat it. His face turned into a giant smile. He devoured it in ten seconds! "Hit me another time!" He passed them the bits and, again, the taco was devoured immediately. "Hey, how about I go around and advertise this stand around town!? I'll do it for free tacos!" He said enthusiastically.

"Okay!" Twilight and her friends said together. He went running back and started to scream the words "Go to Twilight Sparkles house for the most delicious food you will ever have in a lifetime!" Immediately over 20-30 ponies! They all passed over the bits and grabbed a taco. Another 40 ponies came running from the direction the hat pony was going. More bits kept going into the bucket, more tacos kept being passed out, and more ponies kept coming from the same direction.

It was soon 7:00 and twilight decided to close down the stand for the night. Twilight took everything in while her friends followed behind her."Lets count and split the profit!" Twilight said. It took them about one hour to finish."Okay we have made  6000 bits!" Twilight screamed excitedly.

"1000 bits for each of us!?" AppleJack screamed.

                "Of course there was that pony that bought 1000 tacos." Twilight said." Man that pony was fat." They all laughed for awhile until they all collected their share and went home.

The next morning Twilight got up extra early to open up the stand while spike continued to snore. Right as Twilight pulled out everything, her friends started to show up. "You girls ready for a busy day!?" Twilight yelled.

"Yes we are!" They all said together. Immediately, ponies started showing up, and of course they saw that pony that wanted to advertise for them. The bits kept dropping and the tacos kept going and the ponies kept coming. Pinkie Pie saw sugarcube corner. Nopony was there. It was extremely vacant. She focused on work again. After awhile, a pony showed up wearing a fedora and had a cutie mark as a suitcase.

"Hey, hit me with 10 tacos." He said and he passed them 50 bits.  They gave him the tacos. To be continued.....

The Taco Machine

One peaceful day in ponyville, Twilight Sparkle was chilling with her friends at sugarcube corner. Pinkie suggests a game and decide it should be hide and go seek."Good  idea! Rainbow, you count!" Twilight says happily. Rainbow Dash starts to count and the others go hide. Twilight goes and hides in a closet that is stuffed with things. Che closes the door and can hear Rainbow Dash flapping her wings while passing the doors.

                                                                                 "I'll find you guys!" Rainbow exclaims. Twilight went into the closet farther. She bumped into a metal object. She could feel the rust on it. At that moment she could tell that that object was very old and put in there for a reason. She heard Pinkie and Rainbow Dash walk by, and of course instead of walking, Pinkie Pie was hopping. Twilight thought that she could study that machine and find out what it does. So she opened the door and the others come by.

                  "Girls, I found something!" Twilight said."We could see what it does and see if it could be put to use!" They all nodded. Twilight used her horn to pull the object out. She cleaned off the rust. On the side of it, it said "taco".

                       "What in the hay is a taco!?" AppleJack asked.

                                                                                                         "I don't know, but we can do some research later." Twilight told AppleJack. The quickly ran to Twilight's house with the machine over head. When they got to Twilight's tree, they quickly found a dictionary and searched for a minute. "A taco is a type of mexican food." Twilight read out of the book."What in the hay is a mexican!?"

                               "We can search for that later, but right now we need to find out if this machine works or not." Rarity said. Twilight saw a hole that said "horn here". She put her horn in and the machine made a noise. A conveyor belt started moving and a taco came rolling down the conveyor belt. Rarity used her magic to pick it up and put it in her mouth. "This is just, AMAZING! You need to try this girls!" Rarity exclaimed excitedly. They all tried one and they all screamed in delight.

                          "Twilight, you really should open a stand to sell tacos!" Fluttershy screamed in a whisper. Twilight thought that that wasn't a very bad idea. She could make a fortune. A food that no pony has ever seen in a long time.

          "Good idea Fluttershy. We could all pitch in and make some money!" Twilight said Happily. To be continued...