Smg4 Tales: A Trip to Equestria

by Phantom Shadow King

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6, Other, Lyra, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 10513

Smg4 and his crew gets pulled into Equestria

After purchasing a strange device from a shady koopa, Smg4 accidentally creates a portal taking him and his team to Equestria. With a crazy hand obsessed unicorn, an insane man, and a chaos lord on shrooms neither Smg4 nor Equestria will forget this encounter. Don't own MLP nor Mario those belong to their owners.

Published 2015-12-09 23:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-27 11:04:06 UTC

The gang arrives

It was a normal day in Ponyville; Pinkie Pie was bouncing around with a smile on her face, Rainbow Dash was teaching Scootaloo how to fly, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Applejack was getting attacked by some pissed off fruit vampire bats after she called a young bat a varmint, Rarity was watching Sweetie Belle, and Twilight Sparkle created a fifty foot insane dinosaur...wait what?

Twilight Sparkle had just created an Indominus Rex that has the ability to speak, and the worst part is that Discord didn't do anything to bring it to life. "Twilight why did we make this come here again?" Spike asked as the Indominus Rex started speaking about being eaten by a Mosasaurous. Twilight herself was banging her head on a table and accidentally fired a beam that somehow ended up hitting Blueblood in the ass. The beam blew up Prince Blueblood and Twilight Sparkle was given a Medal of Honor for her heroic action.

"Well at least we know I can summon dinosaurs to our world. Heh maybe the dino could pay Tirek a little visit." Twilight chuckled to herself. The Indominus Rex heard what the young Alicorn said and somehow picked up a book big enough for it to read. The book was titled 'Layout of Equestria for Dinosaurs'. After some minutes had passed, the white hybrid gently closed the book, placed it back to where it found it and took in a deep breath.

"It's raping time," the giant dinosaur said as it stomped it's way out to head to Tartarus to 'rape' Tirek. The dinosaur made a huge hole in Twilight's castle and landed on Snips and Snails when it landed on the ground. Twilight Sparkle and Spike looked at each other after the albino hybrid escaped.

In Tartarus; Tirek was in his cage pondering on how to get out of his prison. "Stupid Elements of Harmony, wait till I get out of here." Tirek told no pony in particular. A loud roar alerted the traitorous centaur to the Indominus Rex determined to reach the centaur. The power mad demon tried to drain the hybrids power, but he failed miserably. Tirek just looked as if he was trying to make out with nothing. The dinosaur had a rape face on before it proceeded to molest Tirek.

Twilight and Spike were getting help in fixing the hole the Indominus made when Spike thought of something. "Hey Twilight how did you manage to learn a trans-dimensional spell from anyway?" Spike asked her as he carried a crystal wall towards the hole. "Oh well a rock with a face and a wizards hat taught me, and then Maud rock-napped it before I could thank it." Twilight told Spike.

Meanwhile in another dimension; Smg4 was forced to go shopping with Mario yet again. The blue and white wearing man had a look on his face basically saying that he doesn't want to anywhere near a shop with Mario. Some Goombas were selling butt scratchers, a random man was selling toilet insurance, and a Toad was selling some JB magazines.

"Mario, can't you just buy spaghetti by yourself? Why do you insist on taking me along? I have better things to do." Smg4 asked the red and blue wearing lunatic. The plumber in question just gasped at his friend not wanting to go shopping with him. Mario sneaked a sniff of some onions he had with him to give a sappy speech.

"Glitchy, now why would you want to stay in front of a computer watching your burrito videos? I just want to spend some time with my favorite friend, is that so wrong?" Mario asked as he gave a puppydog look at a now interested Smg4. The more collected man approached Mario, placed his left hand on the plumber's left shoulder, and gave Mario a look that psychos would use when their about to claim a victim.

"Mario, how would you know if my computer had burrito videos? I don't recall me telling you that." Smg4 said before his face turned into a death stare so powerful that it would make Luigi's or Fluttershy's stares look weak in comparison. "What. Did. You. Do. To. My. Computer?" Glitchy asked in a terrifying voice. Mario wet himself a little before answering the blue and white man.

"I deleted your burrito videos, and I accidentally got shit on the computer as well." Mario said in a weak voice, but Smg4 heard him. The entire world stood still as Glitchy took in the information. "Glitchy?" Mario said before Smg4 snapped. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Smg4 roared as he chased Mario around. Bowser brought out a video camera and started filming.

Luigi was busy trying out his dance moves when Mario sped past him. "Run bitch run!" Mario shouted as he darted past some Shyguys. Smg4 kept on chasing Mario down until he spotted a Koopa wearing a leather jacket. "Magical stick thing for sale." The koopa said as it showed off a golden staff with Twilight's icon on top.

"I'll take that." Smg4 said as he gave the turtle ten coins. The blue and white man then aimed the top of the staff at Mario before he fired a ball of energy at him. The ball became a portal and sucked in Smg4, Mario, Luigi, Steve, Bowser,Dr. Eggman, and many other members of the crew.

The Koopa smirked at the portal before taking his head off. The koopa was really Smg3 in disguise all along. "Mwahahaha, now that those fools are gone I get to do more evil things. Now where is that idiot minion of mine?" The evil blue and black wearing doppelgänger said then asked himself. A crazed Koopa with some bizarre deformities such as a swirly eye arrived soon after with some Koopa shells in a bag.

Author's Note

Watch some of Smg4's videos on YouTube to find out what he does. On a note never give a being with chaotic powers shrooms, shit will happen. Seriously whatever you do don't give Discord shrooms, we would all be fucked if he gets high. :applecry:

Mario gives Discord shrooms

Fluttershy was taking a break from tending to her animals. She had joined Discord at a picnic to have a nice conversation. Boy how fate will be cruel to these two. The Pegasus and the Draconequus didn't see a vortex appear above them while they were talking. Mario started falling down rather slowly for some reason.

"I've been meaning to ask you something for a while Discord. But I don't know how to say it." Fluttershy said to her friend. Discord raised an eyebrow at Fluttershy and knelt down to her level. "What would that be my dear?" Discord asked her as he gave her a rare serious look. "Will you be the father of my babies?" Fluttershy asked Discord as she looked into his eyes. "Yes! Yes!" Discord said as he hugged Fluttershy.

"I DIDN'T EVEN GOTTEN THIS MONTH'S SPAGHETTI YET!!!" Mario screamed as he landed on top of Angel the white fluffy bastard. Angel was stomped on like a Goomba and died from his injury. Fluttershy and everypony else suddenly felt the satisfying end of an excruciating headache or backache. "Why do I suddenly feel more relaxed?" Fluttershy said before hearing Mario groaning.

"Oh man my head mama mia." Mario said as he held his head. "Um excuse me sir," said Fluttershy as she and Discord came towards the plumber. Mario turned towards the two and his eyes went wide when he seen Discord. "Whoa! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Mario shouted at Discord as he backed up.

"You don't have to be so rude sir. I'm Discord the Lord of Chaos." Discord said as he crossed his arms. Mario still was on edge at seeing the Draconequus and began searching through his overalls. "Where is that damn thing at? Ah ha there you are." Mario said as he brought out a rifle. Mario shot Discord multiple times like the maniac he was. Although Discord took many shots, Mario only wounded the Draconequus and exposed his angry side.

"Oh shit. Take-a-this!" Mario blurted out as he threw some mushrooms at Discord and Fluttershy, and accidentally eating one as well. Discord, Fluttershy and Mario's eyes grew wide when they ate the shrooms and each had an acid trip. Mario had his normal crazy colored vision, Fluttershy went more insane then a sugar high Pinkie Pie in heat, and Discord started summoning chocolate thunderstorms and twisters.

"Do you believe in magic?" Mario sung as he hopped onto a Magikarp. Mario's fishy friend took flight as sparkles came from it's tail. Mario did some dance on the Pokemon's back as they flew across a magical version of Equestria. Fluttershy was seen on the ground playing with what Mario assumed was wooden dogs and had the fish pull in close to her.

Fluttershy was roaming through Ponyville with some Timber Wolves, and having fun. Fluttershy spotted Discord in a barista uniform and a tall pitcher of chocolate milk. "Discord~" Fluttershy sung as she approached the Draconequus. Discord waved at her and poured her some chocolate milk and the two would have had a good talk, but Mario came in on his Magikarp.

"Let's-a-go!" Mario said as his fish picked the two up and placed them on it's head. Discord and Fluttershy looked at how 'pretty' the town looked and shared a lovely hug. "Oh boy this a makes me so happy, I'm a lightheaded. Can I sing a song for you?" Mario said before singing 'a whole new world' to the couple.

Twilight Sparkle had arrived at the spot where Mario had Discord and Fluttershy, and was speechless at the sight before her. Discord and Fluttershy were on a huge flying goldfish with a crazy man. Ponyville looked as if some idiot unleashed a bomb on it and tons of chocolate rain was drowning the area. Twilight knew Discord would be responsible for a part of the destruction but even he couldn't do the other part.

"Oh sweet Celestia, Discord why can't you learn to control your chaotic urges? It hasn't even been one week after Starlight Glimmer messed with our timeline." Twilight said to herself as she placed her front left hoof on her head. A Timber Wolf was seen attacking Starlight Glimmer. The mare in question was running for her life, right into the chaos Discord created.

Author's Note

This is why no one, pony, Draconequus, or any being should give a chaos lord mushrooms. Way to go Mario, YOU'VE DOOMED EQUESTRIA AND NOW FLUTTERSHY IS INSANE!!! I didn't even thought it would be possible, and I wrote this for crying out loud! Nightmare Moon could you hand me my knock out drops?

Cupcakes and What The F&$@ is a Sonic Rainboom!?

Rainbow Dash had finished Scootaloo's daily flying lesson and decided to take a stroll. "Squirt's getting better at flying lately. Soon she'll be awesome like me. Well except if she might not be able to do a Sonic Rainboom, nah she'll still be awesome in my book." Rainbow Dash boasted about her little 'sister' as she trotted. Rainbow stopped when she noticed a Chain Chomp staring at a poster of Rainbow Dash performing a Sonic Rainboom. Rainbow Dash was puzzled at what the orb might be and watched it observing the poster.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?" the Chain Chomp asked as bounced a little to get it's chain in a head scratching position. Rainbow Dash was aghast at the rude dog orb thing and made the mistake of bucking it out of anger. "NO PONY MAKES FUN OF A SONIC RAINBOOM!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted when she bucked the dog in the back. The Chain Chomp turned towards the athletic Pegasus with a pissed off 'your dead meat' look as it slowly got in her face. "YOU MUST DIE!!!" the pissed Chomp spat at Rainbow Dash before it attacked the mare.

Rainbow Dash had flown away from the pissed off dog and thought that she was in the clear. However when she looked over her shoulder to see if she's away from the orb, the Chain Chomp was riding on a Koopa Clown Car right on her tail. "Surprise motherfucker." the chomp said as Rainbow seen it was still after her. "Hey that's not fair!" Rainbow Dash said to the Chain Chomp. The chomp didn't care and was getting closer to it's prey. "Prepare your butt." the Chain Chomp said as it licked it's teeth.

Pinkie Pie was in the kitchen at the Sugarcube Corner Bakery, when she sensed a disturbance in the force. "I don't know why, but I have this feeling that some pony is about to break in here." Pinkie Pie said as she looked around. A loud crashing sound in the front of the bakery alerted Pinkie and got out to investigate.

Pinkie Pie was speechless when she seen the Obese Guy in the Bakery going on a eating spree. "Yeah!!! GET IN MY BELLY!" the Obese Guy said as he literally ate the doors. Frankie Mcbuttface was with the fat shyguy as well. "Somebody kill me!" Frankie said in his usual idiot self. Pinkie Pie's 'Pinkamena Diane Pie' side kicked in as if on cue, and she had a crazy smile pasted on her face.

"This is going to be so much fun. Who wants to bake cupcakes?" Pinkamena said as she gave a creepy smile. Frankie and Obese Guy stared at each other before rushing towards the insane pink mare. Pinkamena gave the viewer a wink as she followed the two inside of the kitchen.

Author's Note

I've decided to have Smg3 and the Indominus Rex be the villains in this. The Indominus Rex had obtained Tirek's power stealing ability when it devoured him. This time Twilight fucked up big time.

Smg3's Plot

Twilight Sparkle had came up with an idea to get Discord down. "Hey Discord, Tirek got out and is banning chocolate~" Twilight Sparkle said as she had up a photoshopped picture of Tirek in front of a destroyed cocoa tree plantation. The bluff did work on Discord and Fluttershy, but not on Mario.

"TIREK YOU TWO FACED SON OF A BITCH!!!" Discord shouted in his own Royal Canterlot voice as Fluttershy pulled out a bazooka out of nowhere. "It's time to kick ass and chew cucumber sandwiches, and I'm all out of cucumber sandwiches. Fluttershy growled as she somehow had on some badass shades on. Mario, still on the flying Magikarp, just shrugged off what the young Alicorn was up to.

"Oh well, Mario get you next time." Mario said as he and his Pokemon prepared to fly off. Twilight Sparkle was about to say something, but Smg4 had arrived and had a bowl of spaghetti. "Oh look, a bowl of spaghetti. Too bad Mario's not here to enjoy it with me, it has extra sauce on it~" Smg4 whistled as he brought it close to his mouth. Upon hearing the word spaghetti, Mario went crazy and hopped down to land.

"My precious!!!" Mario screeched as he grabbed the spaghetti. As the plumber was about to eat the meal he stole, Smg4 hit him on the head with a frying pan. "That was for getting shit on my computer dumbass. Now what and where in hell are we?" Smg4 said as he picked up Mario's unconscious body. Twilight pondered on what the two strange humans were talking about, and had an idea on getting Discord and Fluttershy back to their regular selves.

Twilight Sparkle cleared her throat to get the blue and white wearing man's attention. "Um, excuse me is that red and blue wearing human a friend of yours?" Twilight asked as she trotted closer to Glitchy. Smg4 turned towards the Alicorn and seen what Mario was up to. Smg4's eyes bulged out as he gazed at the insanity Mario had caused and seen Mario's Magikarp gotten itself a machine gun and shot everything.

"Damn it Mario, why do you have to fuck every town you go to up? I'm sorry about that, Mario had probably gave some mental patient some shrooms. Names Smg4, and yes this brain dead moron next to me is a friend of mine." Smg4 said as he introduced himself. "Okay, thank you for that. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, and I'm sorry but could you help me out please?" Twilight said then sheepishly asked as she gestured to the Draconequus now carrying a machine gun.

Discord was still searching for Tirek when Glitchy threw a different mushroom at him. The shroom counteracted the other shroom and returned Discord back to his regular state. "What happened? Why is there chocolate twisters destroying Ponyville?" Discord asked before recalling what Mario did. Fluttershy was given a slumber spell by Discord while she was still an insane mare. "It's been one of those days. Where is Luigi at? Probably hiding like a baby." Smg4 said as he slapped himself on the head.

"At long last, my search is over. Humans exists! I have to show Bon Bon :D" Lyra said as she looked at the passed out green and blue wearing human laying on a bench. Lyra Heartstring giggled at the sight of the man, and was also turned on at his color choice. The mare nuzzled Luigi in his sleep and got him up.

"Huh?" Luigi said before Lyra pounced on top of him with a rape face. "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU Ow@" Lyra cackled as she proceeded to molest the plumber. Mario felt a disturbance when his younger brother finally gotten laid by a girl.

"And that's how we got here." Smg4 said as he was being held in tight grip by Discord. Twilight Sparkle tapped her hoof under her chin for a bit before voicing her statement. "Okay, if you used a Twicane to summon a portal, then maybe the cane can return you to your world." Twilight said to Glitchy, but an evil chuckle gotten everyone's attention.

"Do you really think I would let that happen? Not today." Smg3 said as he hopped down from nowhere. "Oh great, it's you again... What the fuck do you want this time Smg3?" Smg4 said before he realized something. The Koopa that sold him that staff had Smg3's colors on it and was acting suspiciously like him.

"Look who finally figured out Koopa's identity. Yes it was I who rigged the cane with my dark power. My minion was generous enough to help me, after I threatened to strip his shell collection. However my plan can finally be put into place. Oh and I must thank you for summoning the next step in my plan. Oh Indominus Rex come to me." Smg3 said as he laughed evilly.

"What the fuck do you want?" Indominus growled as it stomped towards the evil man. As it seen the group as well as Twilight Sparkle, it's felt pissed all of a sudden. The hybrid snarled at her and opened it's mouth, and inhaled all of Twilight Sparkle's power faster then Tirek ever could.

"How...did...that happen? I thought...Tirek...had...that...power." Twilight said as she collapsed from the drainage. The Indominus Rex had grown massive wings and a few of it's horns grew a bit. "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE UNTOLD POWERS, WHAT A FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A PRINCESS!!!" The Indominus Rex shouted as it spat a small fireball at Sweet Apple Acres. The I-Rex grabbed Smg3 with it's arm and placed him on it's head and flew off.

Author's Note

Fact: if an insane mare rapes a male human while she was in heat, the child will be an anthro pony. :twilightoops::rainbowderp::applejackunsure::pinkiegasp::unsuresweetie::fluttershbad::applecry::derpyderp2:

Royal Encounter with a pissed Dinosaur

Royal Encounter with a pissed Dinosaur

Princesses Celestia and Luna were staring in disbelief at the two being's before them; Bowser and Eggman were feeling the love struck effect from seeing the two Alicorns in front of them. Bowser felt attracted to Celestia, even more so then he felt about Justin Bieber and Peach, while Eggman was feeling butterflies in his stomach from Luna.

"Who are you? And what do want from the Royal Sisters?" Princess Luna said at the two. "Sorry about that. My sister is being protective, evil being's keep attacking us. Allow me to introduce myself; I am Princess Celestia the Sun Princess, and this is my younger sister Princess Luna of the Moon." Princess Celestia introduced herself to the two bad guys.

"Mwahahaha! I am the Awesome King himself, King Bowser." Bowser introduced himself as he struck an awesome pose. Celestia felt butterflies in her stomach from witnessing Bowser's awesome pose. "And I am the sexy scientist, Dr. Eggman. I have a big PINGAS!" Dr. Eggman boasted as he...HEY EGGMAN PUT THAT AWAY THIS ISN'T RATED M YOU MORON!!! Celestia barfed at Eggman's member, but Luna was turned on at the man's sexiness. Luna's fur suddenly turned black, her mane and tail became like a blue mist with stars and her eyes became like a dragon's and was wearing cobalt blue armor. Oh shit it's Nightmare Moon again, and she's in heat.

"OURS! PREPARE THY BUTT!!!" Nightmare Moon shouted as she grabbed Dr. Eggman with her magic and teleported into her quarters. Bowser and Celestia stared at each other in a wtf way as Luna's dark self took Eggman away. "Sorry about that, my sister gets like that whenever she's insane. How did you both get in Canterlot anyhow?" Celestia said then asked.

"SHELLS!!! GIVE ME SHELLS AT ONCE!!!" Crazy Koopa said as he busted into the throne room. "Oh sweet mother of god, not this shell obsessed moron again." Bowser groaned as the Koopa brought out his bag of shells. The Crazy Koopa rushed towards Bowser with a crazed determination in it's eyes. However Bowser just punched the Koopa away before he lost his shell again.

"I'm going to kick your ass. That shell is mine fatty!" the Crazy Koopa said as it brought out a machete. Bowser wetted himself from the sight of the machete, and Celestia was actually cowering in fear like the candy ass she is. The Koopa threw the machete at the obesed dragon turtle successfully knocking him out. Then the Crazy Koopa removed Bowser's shell once again.

"Oh my..." Celestia said as she seen Bowser's shell-less form. Celestia became Molestia and pounced on top of Bowser and...let's just say between Molestia and Moon, Nightmare Moon is the safer choice. "Hey you moron, did you get that idiot's shell yet...OH GOOD GOD..." Smg3 said as he appeared on the Indominus Rex's head.

"SMG3 YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOUR MINION STOLE MY SHELL AGAIN...OH MY NOT THERE...." Bowser snarled at Smg3 as Molestia continued to rape him like a beast. Smg3 had to turn his back towards Bowser before he said anything. "You idiot, I ordered him to take your fucking shell. It's not for me nor my minion there, but it's for the Almighty Indominus Rex here. Also say farewell to your powers grandma." Smg3 revealed before jumping down close to his minion.

"Shells? ;_;" Crazy Koopa whined as he reluctantly handed the shell over to his master. "Oh fine, here have this purple version of Bowser's shell if that'll shut you up." Smg3 said as he handed over a purple colored version of Bowser's shell. The Crazy Koopa giggled insanely as it rode the shell to head towards Moon and Eggman's location.

"Oh my, looks like my sister will have her first three some. I'm full of happiness, and..." Molestia said before she felt herself in massive pain. The Indominus Rex was draining the Sun Alicorn's surprisingly limited powers, gee I wonder if that was the reason Chrysalis beat her. The pissed hybrid stomped like it had a tantrum. "Your powers are now mine bitch. That purple Alicorn didn't have much energy, but you have even less?" Indomius Rex said as it slammed it's fist down in rage.

"Hey what is thou problem? Release me and my lover at once..." Nightmare Moon demanded as she was dragged out by the Koopa. Eggman was surprisingly nowhere to be seen, but I think we all might know why. "MINE!!!" Indominus shouted before it inhaled both Moon's and Luna's powers at the same time.

The Indomius Rex grew a little bit from it's magical feast and it's spikes, fangs, claws, and wings grew more threatening. The beast spat an explosive fire ball at Canterlot Gardens blowing it to hell. Nightmare Moon reverted back into a powerless Luna after the darkness was drained from her. "Now this is what I'm talking about! Come we have more power to steal. Hmmm... But first." Indominus said before gazing at the sun and the moon going insane. The power mad hybrid emitted a loud roar that engulfed the sun and moon in saliva and darkness. The sun and the moon combined with each other and covered the world in light and darkness.

Author's Note

That's right I'm shipping Bowser with Princess Celestia and Dr. Eggman with Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! :twilightoops:

Gathering the Remaining Mane 6 and Crew

Applejack was having an insane day at the farm. First a strange square sided person had landed on Big Macintosh and broke his back, second a fireball from nowhere blew up part of the Acres killing Granny Smith in the process, and now the sky became night and day at the same time. The orange mare was a few bits from going insane.

"This is one cuckoo day. The farms ruined, Granny Smith has been incinerated, and now the sky's both light and dark. What in tarnation is going on?" Applejack said as she massaged her temples. "Hi guys." Steve said as he appeared from the Cutie Mark Crusaders Treehouse. Steve was wearing a farmhands outfit, and had on one of Applejack's hats on. As soon as she seen the hat on Steve's head, Applejack went into 'die mother bucker' mode and went apeshit on Steve.

"That's m'ah hat Sugarcube." Applejack growled as she prepared to attack Steve for what he did. "Oh, Okay sorry." Steve apologized as he taken off the hat and returned it to Applejack. The moment Steve returned the hat, Applejack attacked the square sided human and started to beat him up. Smg4 and a powerless Twilight had arrived to the Acres and seen the beating.

"Steve what did you do this time?" Smg4 said as he gotten to hearing range for Applejack. The farmer had stopped her beatings and seen the human with a weak Twilight Sparkle. The orange mare naturally assumed that Smg4 was responsible for Twilight's state. "Y'all got some nerve treating mah friend like that. Ah'll haff ta teach ya some manners." Applejack snarled as she had leaped towards Glitchy.

"No, Applejack... He isn't the one who did this. His evil doppelgänger and the dinosaur I summoned are the ones." Twilight Sparkle said as she pushed the blue and white wearing man out of the way. Applejack stopped midway when she heard what her friend said and had a look of remorse on her face.

"Sorry 'bout that partner, ah bucked up that time." Applejack apologized to Smg4 as landed on the ground. "It's alright. What did Steve do to you to get beaten up anyhow?" Smg4 said then asked when he seen Steve with bruises all over his body. However Twilight broke him away from the mare.

"We don't have time for that right now. Applejack we need yours and Steve's help in defeating Smg3 and the Indominus Rex." Twilight Sparkle said to the two. "Sure, ya can count on me Twilight. Let's see what this here 'Indominus Rex' can do against a member of the Apple Family." Applejack said as she tipped her hat downwards like the badass she is."Great, I'll grab my stuff!" Steve chirped in his usual carefree self.

Rarity was fuming mad, and her 'Nightmare' self was inches away from reawakening. The elegant white mare was minding her own business helping Sweetie Belle make lunch, when two rude men that somehow smelled worse then the Diamond Dogs barged in and started trashing the Boutique. Wario and Waluigi have done some stupid things before, but pissing off Rarity was the ultimate suicidal thing to do.

"Big Sis, those two meanies are scaring me." Sweetie Belle whimpered as she hid behind her big sister's tail. "Sweetie Belle head into the kitchen, this might not be appropriate for young eyes." Rarity instructed her sister as the elder sister prepared her horn.

"Wah, this place is hideous. Where's the shinies?" Wario said as he smashed some mannequins in a fit of rage. "Hey look at this piece of shit I found." Waluigi said as he picked up Sweetie's drawing. It was the same drawing Sweetie Belle made during Sisterhooves. The drawing had sapphires adorned on it and had a place in Rarity's heart.

"Those two rude men better not touch my dear sister's drawing." Rarity growled as her fur slowly became shrouded in darkness. "Oh my god, this is the most hideous thing I've ever seen. The moron who made this piece of crap needs to be shot. Get those sapphires and rip this to pieces." Wario said as he and his partner tore the picture up.

That was the last straw for Rarity, and she dealt with a lot of frustrating situations. Rarity's fur became a purplish black color, and her mane and tail became a flowing purple and white striped combo. Her height increased to Luna's size, her three diamonds cutie mark became a constellation of gems and she gained diamond shaped eyes. The Wario Brothers had awoken Nightmare Rarity, and she's even more deadly then Nightmare Moon.

"COME HERE!!!" Nightmare Rarity shouted at the two men as she stomped onto the floor, creating some crystals in the process. "Oh my god!", "Oh shit." Wario and Waluigi said when Nightmare Rarity pulled the two towards her. The mare had an unamused look in her eyes as she glared at the men.

"How dare you talk about my sister like that? I'm going to kick your asses for what you've done." Nightmare Rarity spat with venom as she cracked her hooves. Wario and Waluigi bawled like a baby when the Nightmare exposed unicorn started punching the two repeatedly.

"Hello~ It's a me Mario...whoa!" Mario said as he appeared in the Carousel Boutique. The moment he seen Nightmare Rarity with Wario and Waluigi in headlock, he sweat panned at the furious mare. "Is there anything I can help you with? I'm sort of busy at the moment and I can't be bothered right now. Would you mind returning later please?" Nightmare Rarity told Mario in a polite tone.

"Okay, bye bye." Mario told the unicorn before being tackled by Spike. "No Mr.Mario, we need Rarity's help. Rarity I'm terribly sorry for barging in on you, but it's an emergency. Some guy named Smg3 and an Indominus Rex had drained Twilight's energy." Spike said as he approached the unicorn. Upon hearing that Twilight was in trouble, Nightmare Rarity divided into two: herself and Rarity.

"Oh my, that will not do. Hurry, Mr. Mario is it? We have to return to Twilight." Rarity told Mario before turning towards her Nightmare self. "Do not worry about our precious little sister. I'll bring her with me to your location as soon as I'm finished teaching these two a lesson." Nightmare Rarity told her neutral self before returning to beating up Wario and Waluigi. the two idiots gave a pathetic whimper when the Nightmare Fashion Designer brought out a belt made of razor sharp crystals.

"Now let's make some cupcakes. Whose ready?" Pinkamena Diane Pie said as she brought a knife out. The insane mare had a death smile on her face as she approached the two. "Where's the lights in this place?" Obese Guy said as he looked for some lights.

"Mind if I put on some music?" Frankie asked as he brought out a stereo. Pinkamena had her hoof under her chin before answering the young toad. "That's a good idea. Go ahead and put on something." Pinkamena said before she found out what the Toad had in mind.

"and for the first time. I was like baby, baby, baby ohh~" sung a familiar song that has been cursed by all. "OH SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! NOT THIS SONG!!! TURN IT OFF!!!" Pinkamena shouted as she covered her ears. Obese Guy went in a state of fury at the song and knocked the mare out. "AHH!!!" Obese Guy shouted in his rampage.

"I guess this is why I felt a disturbance lately. Time to head back to Twi-OH SHIT!!!" Discord said before he got attacked by Obese Guy. "Move bitch, get out of the way bitch~" Obese Guy sang as he ran over Discord. Screwball had popped out of nowhere, and brought out an airpump then inflated her dad.

"There ya go. Later daddy <3" Screwball said before she disappeared in a puff of cotton candy scented smoke. "Why won't you let me die?" Frankie asked no one in particular. As if on cue, Screwball reappeared with a shotgun and blew up Frankie forever ending him.

"Get off my plot." Rainbow Dash demanded from the Chain Chomp. "NO!" the Chomp retorted as it sunk it's fangs in Dashie's flank. Rainbow Dash bucked the orb dog in the crotch and knocked it off her.

"A SEX TOY! YAY!!!" Fluttershy said while she was still under the shrooms influence. Rainbow Dash and the Chain Chomp grew wide eyed at the suddenly crazed mare and whined like girls in a horror movie. The mare started humping the dog thing like a beast, and the orb is going to need to go through therapy for a good twenty-five years.

"YEAH!!!" Luigi shouted from Lyra's house. Mario had arrived to see what was going on, but the man in green was seen in his underwear and handcuffed to the bed. The hat was usually on his head was not on the plumbers head, but on Lyra's head instead. "Do you all mind? I'm spending some quality time with my husband. Lyra said in a huff.

"Luigi! What a happened?" Mario asked as he gotten his brother out of the handcuffs. "I gotten married with Lyra here and well..." Luigi said before he stopped from embarrassment. "I'm pregnant with this sexy man's baby." Lyra said as she patted her stomach. Mario fainted on the spot, and so did every LuigiXDaisy fan on the mare's news.

Author's Note

This gentle stallions and Mares is why you don't mess with a pony who was exposed to shadows. Who didn't expect to see Nightmare Rarity and Screwball in this :derpytongue2:

Elements of...Weed?

After Rainbow Dash and Steve found Mario passed out and Luigi with his new wife, the duo grabbed the husband and wife along with an unconscious Mario. The team all met up at Twilight's Castle. "Why is Mario unconscious?" Twilight Sparkle asked as she raised an eyebrow. "My brother-in-law here fainted after he found out he's going to be an uncle." Lyra said as she cuddled Luigi. The word 'uncle' was just the thing to snap Mario back to reality.

"LUIGI WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?! I'M NOT READY TO BE AN UNCLE, OUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER PONIES!" Mario scolded his young brother as he spazzed. Luigi had backed away from his spazzing brother before he said anything. "Uh Mario, we don't have any insurance remember? Peach ordered every insurance company to never insure you after that little 'Spaghetti Monster' incident," Luigi told Mario.

"Riighht, as much as we would like to hear more about this spaghetti or whatever your talking about. We have a crisis, the sky is dark and light at the same time! No more awesome rainbows will cover Equestria ever again! Do you know what happens if there's no more rainbows made by the awesome sun?" Rainbow Dash said to the brothers. "Wah, oh no! No more rainbows? That's horrible!" Luigi shouted before he gone crazy. "Bitch does it look like I care? No," Mario sung as he put on some shades.

"Grr, Are you trying to ask for a bucking of a lifetime? I'm not in any mood to deal with you." Rainbow Dash warned Mario as she got in his face. "1vs1, fist fight me bra!" Mario retorted to Rainbow before he punched her in the muzzle. A frying pan hit Mario behind the head and knocked him out, the culprit was none other then Smg4. "NO!" Smg4 scolded Mario as he picked him up.

"If everyone would be so kind as to settle down. We need to get the Elements of Harmony out to stop Smg3 and the Indomius Rex." Twilight told everypony as she gotten out a trunk with her magic. "Okie dokie lokie," Pinkie said in her usual happy self. "Ha, gay." Mario said as he regained consciousness.

"Wow, are all of the inhabitants of your world this rude?" Discord asked Smg4 while he was rubbing his wound. "Well usually whenever Mario's around. What happened to you anyway?" Smg4 said then asked the Draconequus. Discord motioned his head towards Mario and his wound giving Smg4 his answer.

"Here you go Twilight, the Elements of Harmony are here." Spike said as he approached his sister. "Woho!" Steve said, even though he had no idea what was going on. "What could those stupid things do that I can't?" Mario said bitterly as he seen the drake give Twilight the trunk containing the Elements.

"From what I've been told; restored someone named 'Nightmare Moon' into the princess of the night, made Discord here stone, reformed a power mad girl named Sunset Shimmer, took down a Bowser wannabe, and made this crystal castle." Smg4 told Mario. "Pfft, friendship is stupid magic." Mario said and instantly regretted when he seen mighty pissed off ponies glaring at him, including Fluttershy.

The looks Mario gotten when he said those words were ranging from disbelief to 'I'll kick your ass'. "Listen here Mr. Meanie, if you ever say that about friendship ever again I'm going to murder you." Pinkie Pie said in front of Mario's face. "How bout no?" Mario retorted to Pinkie.

"Hehehe, looks like the idiot convention is here." Smg3 said as he busted into the chambers. "How did you get up here Asshat?" Smg4 said with venom as he glared at the evil man in black. "I WANT SHELLS!!!" Crazy Koopa said as it appeared with a Gatling Gun.

"Quick the Elements." Twilight said as she and her friends gotten to the trunk containing the artifacts. However when the trunk was opened instead of the necklaces and crown, there were six plant leafs. "Smoke weed everyday." Old Man Hobo said as he popped out of the trunk.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?!" everyone said as the plants were discovered. "What happened to..." Discord said before he felt something breathing down on his shoulder. "Sup?" the Indominus said before it drained Discords power. "Ha, gaaayyyy." Mario said before being hit by the Indominus' fireball.

"Lookie what I have~" Smg3 sung as he brought out the Elements of Harmony. Everypony were wide eyed at the man, but couldn't get to him due to a spell the Rex placed on them. The Indominus Rex drained all of the energy in the room and grew to twice it's size. The Indominus stomped out some crystals, which exploded like a Michael Bay film. One crystal had unfortunately, or fortunately, been near Starlight Glimmer and blew her to bits.

"I've about had it with you. Let's settle this once and for all." Smg4 said to Smg3 as he gotten up in his face. "Let's go tubbo," Smg3 smirkingly said as he pulled out the Twicane. "Oh boy, this isn't going to end well..." Mario said as he gotten some popcorn.

"Your not going to get a chance to use these any time soon. Say farewell to the Elements of Harmony bitches," the Indominus said as it grabbed the artifacts and threw them across the lands of Equestria. "NOO!" Twilight Sparkle said as she fainted like Rarity.

"Mwahahaha, now I will finally beat you up for always fucking up my evil plans. DIE BITCH!" Smg3 said to Smg4. Glitchy gave a stern look as glared at the man before he said anything. "You had this coming a long time Smg3. LOTS PICKO!" Smg4 said as he rushed towards his doppelgänger.

Boss Fight: Smg3 hp:500
Fighter: Smg4 hp:10 <3

Smg3 used fireball, it's super effective. Smg4 lost 5 hp

Smg4: Hey fucker, that really hurt!

Smg3: Bitch does it look like I care? No,

Smg4 used beat up, it's not very effective. Smg3 lost 1 hp

"I finally win! Your a loser~" Smg3 said as he prepared a lightning bolt for the man in blue. However Bowser inadvertently stopped him as he came in with his Clown Copter. "Nehehehe, it's Bowser Time baby!" Bowser said as he jumped down on Smg3 and proceeded to beat him up.

"For once in my life I'm happy to say that I'm glad to see you Bowser. Get us out of here!" Smg4 said as he danced a bit. "Huh? Oh yeah right, get in. My girlfriend, Princess Celestia told me to pick all of you up. Hurry up, this nimrod will go apeshit if he finds out that I used his toothbrush for a toilet cleaner again...oh shit." Bowser said before the Indominus Rex prepared a fire breath attack.

Celestia is crazy

The large group had spent the traveling time to Canterlot Castle thinking about how to beat the Indominus Rex. "I've fought that black and blue wearing moron before, but he wasn't that powerful in his regular form. That homo must be cheating or something like that." Smg4 said as he scratched his back. "That staff might be responsible for a bit of his power. Although I never made the Twicane powerful, it was supposed to be a practical gift from me." Discord revealed before the Chomp bit him.

"How did Smg3 get that staff? And where's the spaghetti store at? I'm hungry." Mario said as he became agitated. Rainbow Dash made the worst mistake ever known with what she said to the plumber. "Forget the stupid spaghetti, there's some crazy human and a dinosaur thing after us." Rainbow said as she bopped Mario behind the head. Smg4, Luigi, and even Bowser went wide eyed at the Pegasus' action.

"Why are you guys silent all of a sudden?" Dashie said before she seen what made them silent. "WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA?" Mario roared as his eyes became flames. The plumber then tackled Dash and started spazz fighting her. "Mario stop!" Luigi said before he shot Mario with a pistol. Mario ceased his attack and fell down unconscious.

"Oh my..." Lyra said before Luigi gotten something out of his overalls. "It's a tranquilizer pistol. I've got a license to use this. He'll be out for a good bit." Luigi said as he returned the tranqs in his overalls. Luigi accidentally shot himself in the foot with a dart and fell over quickly. Lyra giggled fiendishly as she opened the fourth wall...HEY STOP THAT LYRA! She left the show with Luigi in tow.

"Twilight Sparkle, we've got a problem...THE CAKE IS GONE AND SO IS MY HAPPY GRASS!!! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!?! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING WHORE!!!" Celestia hysterically said as she pounced on Twilight. The rest of the Mane Six and Spike were alarmed at the insane horse's sudden behavior. The once pacif Alicorn began beating up her the young Alicorn...only she only seemed to be as effective as a nerd's punch.

"Princess Celestia Cakebutt Faust, get away from my mom right now. Don't make me go full on dragon on you." Spike warned Celestia as his eyes glowed a greenish color. "HA! I'M THE MOST SEXY AND POWERFUL PRINCESS OF...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Celestia said before she was set on fire by a pissed off dragon.

"That's a spicy meatball." Bowser said as his girlfriend was set on fire. Bowser threw an extinguisher at her and somehow burned her further. Celestia's fur, feathers, mane, and tail were incinerated and was now a fur less horse. "What the fuck gotten into her? Is Princess Luna insane as well?" Twilight said then asked as she gotten up from the weak onslaught.

"Thank the stars you have arrived. Some insane man named Smg3 and a winged monster had attacked earlier. Both of our powers and Tia had been drained, and the man threw a weird fungus at her. Why is my sister naked?" Luna said before she seen Celestia without any fur. "I set her on fire for attacking my mom, but Bowser threw something at her and somehow increased the flames." Spike explained as he gave Celestia a death glare.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Celestia said before Twilight threw a rock at her. "Hi Maud," Pinkie Pie said as Maud Pie came in and took the rock. "Hey Pinkie," Maud greeted her before heading off. Everyone looked at the scene before shrugging.

"Okay, while my sister sleeps off that mushroom, let's talk about this situation. How did this creature come to Equestria?" Luna said as she teleported Celetia away. "I kinda brought the Indominus Rex here, but I don't know how Smg3 got the power to travel here." Twilight Sparkle said as she rubbed the back of her neck awkwardly. Before Luna could respond to Twilight about her involvement, Mario had beat her to the punch.

"You are stupid!" Mario told Twilight Sparkle. "Hey calm down, that wizard hat wearing rock showed me how to summon it. Take it up with him." Twilight said defensively as she tried to use the stare. "Hold on a minute, a wizard hat rock? I think I know who your talking about. Twilight where did the rock wizard go?" Smg4 said to Twilight Sparkle.

Author's Note

Sorry folks, but I have a strict no 'n' word rule. I respect others race, that's why I censored the 'n' word. Just saying.

Pinkamena Vs Enzo

"Oky-doky let's a go." Mario said happily as he jumped out from the window...from four stories. Luna's eyes were wide when Mario 'attempted suicide' and rushed towards the window. "Mr. Human are you alright?" Luna asked as she looked out the window. Mario responded by jump scaring her with a creepy face.

"God dammit Mario. What did I tell you about jump scaring magical equine?" Smg4 scolded a now cross eyed Mario. "Boobies," Mario said in a monotone voice. "Now now, you should have your mouth washed out with acid...err soap." said an eavesdropping Nightmare Rarity. Everyone turned around to see the dark unicorn with Sweetie Belle on her back. The dark fashion designer merged with her neutral self like nothing ever happened.

"Well, well, well look what the Goomba brought in." said a familiar voice. Smg4 and Mario went wide eyed at the voice and realized that only one man could have that voice. "Enzo!","Illuminati!" Smg4 and Mario said together. Both of the men gave blank stares at each other. Unfortunately Smg4 hit the nail on the head as the insane killer cackled like a maniac.

"Ding ding ding, congratulations Smg4 you get the grand prize..." started Enzo's voice before he popped out of a stained glass mural. "AN OLD FASHIONED BLOODBATH PARTY!!!" Enzo said with an insane face on and a butcher knife in his hand. "You were going to plan a party without my say so on purpose?" Pinkie said in a low voice, take a guess what's going on.

"Oh no, not this again." Twilight said worryingly as she backed away. "Of all the worse possible things to happen, this. is. the. worst. possible. thing!" Rarity said as she dramatically fell. Bowser scratched his head at the drama queen's performance. "Uh did someone give her shrooms?" Bowser asked as he stomped towards the mare.

"You better get ready to die," Enzo sung as he stepped closer towards the crew. "You shut your mouth, you pathetic sack of flesh!" Pinkamena snarled as she tackled Enzo. "Hey these are MY victims, go away bitch." Enzo irritatingly told Pinkamena as he placed his hand on her to get her off. "FUCK YOU!!! I'M PINKAMENA DIANE FUCKING PIE!!!" Pinkamena shouted as she started beating the living tar out of Enzo.

"Oohhh, very scary. Bye bye," Mario said as he fled away towards a kitchen. "Two kids gonna die tonight," Chomp said as it joined in on the fight. Pinkamena and Enzo gulped in fear as the Chain Chomp brought out a chainsaw and a hockey mask. The duo were beaten up pretty badly, and lost a great amount of blood due to the Chomp's weapon. Before Enzo could do anything, Pinkamena grabbed her bone carving knife, that is what she uses to do her dirty work right?, and dug it into the psychopath.

"Do you know what I do to scum like you?" Pinkamena whispered in Enzo's ears. The cyan and blue nut job shook his head at her. "I make them into...CUPCAKES!" Pinkamena evilly said as she ripped into Enzo's flesh. "AHHH, JESUS CHRIST!!!" Enzo screamed as his flesh was torn off. Sorry but I can't risk making another Cupcakes tribute fic, so I'll have to time skip to when Pinkamena finished her dirty work and done the treats.

"Who wants cupcakes?" Pinkie said as she brought out Enzo flavored cupcakes. "I'll take a few. I didn't have anything to eat yet anyways." Bowser said as he gotten some cupcakes from the crazy mare. "Suddenly being with a mentally insane Teletubbie sounds more safe then a with a baker. 0_o" Smg4 said as he backed away. Pinkie shrugged at the man before taking a bite out of one of cupcakes.

Attack of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"Okay Twilight, where did you last see that Rock Wizard at?" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight as she crossed her hooves. Twilight rubbed the back of her head before she answered Dash. "Maude has it with her. She might heading back to the Rock Farm." Twilight answered the Pegasus.

"Let's go. With my sexy Clown Copter it will be a piece of cake." Bowser said as he prepared his nightmare fueling car. Luna's eyes bulged when Bowser said cake and turned towards her insane sister. "No Tia, don't do it" Luna said worryingly when Celestia started stirring.

"Did someone say cake? I must have cake at once!" Celestia shouted before she grabbed Bowser and the Chain Chomp and drove the Clown Car to Ponyville. "Well how are we going to get that Rock now?" Smg4 said as he pouted like a child.

Mario had a rare lightbulb moment as he brought out some spaghetti and a magic wand. Smg4 seemed to have read Mario's mind as the later started speaking some Italian gibberish. "Mario, you better not be doing what I think you are doing." Smg4 said with shrunken eyes.

"Abagoraborasigmageti." Mario chanted as he shot a magical beam at the dish and...oh shit not again. "What in tarnation?" Applejack said when she seen what Mario created. Mario laughed evilly when his monster arosed from the ground covered in darkness.

Meanwhile the Indominus Rex was at Manehattan enjoying some quality time with Smg3. The dinosaur was wearing a top hat and bow tie, and was holding the Twicane like it was performing on stage. Smg3 and Crazy Koopa were wearing tuxedos and top hats as well.

"Who can take a sunrise?" Indominus began singing when her minions Smg3 and the Crazy Koopa joined in. "Who can take a sunrise?""Who can take a sunrise?" Smg3 and Crazy Koopa sung as a chorus for the I-Rex. "Sprinkle it with dew?""Sprinkle it with dew?""Sprinkle it with dew?" the trio sung together as they tore the city apart.

While the Indominus was singing 'Candyman' it sensed a disturbance nearby. The I-Rex turned towards a fancy looking pony being molested by a Teletubby wearing a bridal veil. The three villains just backed away from the scene and were stopped by a news bulletin.

"Breaking news about a giant monster destroying Ponyville." a news anchor-pony said as he shown a picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster destroying the the town. "Looks like that fat red idiot just released hell onto that town. Pass the popcorn and jerky little turtle." the Indominus said as she sat down and made a crater.

"All hail the Sexy Spaghetti King and his partner. GIVE US YOUR SPAGHETTI BITCHES!" Mario said to the ponies while doing some dance on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. "All of you are dead!" the Spaghetti Monster said as it fired some meatballs at the ponies.

"What's going to happen if that Spaghetti thing gets to the Muffins Castle?" Derpy said when the Spaghetti Monster passed over her. The abomination cocked a cannon at Sugarcube Corner. "Spaghetti Launcher." FSM said as it blew the bakery to bits. A meatball from the spaghetti launcher had crushed the Castle of Friendship and destroyed the Tree of Harmony in the process.

"MY HOME, AND THE TREE OF HARMONY!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER IS THAT THING ANYWAY?" Twilight spoke in her Royal Canterlot voice at the destruction Mario caused. Smg4 was groaning from what Mario was doing, but a pissed off Rarity pounced on him.

Mario invades the Crystal Empire

"They see me rollen, they haten. They tryin to catch me right and dirty." Mario sung as he and his monster traveled towards the Crystal Empire where Cadence and Shining Armor are at. "I will destroy these lands!" FSM said as it entered the Crystal Ponies Lands.

"We have to stop Mario and that...whatever the buck that is. Fluttershy put that bear down... OH SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!" Twilight said before seeing Fluttershy raping a bear to death and beyond. "Fuck you bitch, your a dick >:(" Fluttershy rudely responded as she gave Twilight Sparkle the finger.

"Mind getting off me so I can beat up that red idiot?" Smg4 asked a slowly transforming Rarity, who was on top of him and holding an ax. "Sorry but I can't let you do that." Nightmare Rarity said to the man as she flashed her fangs at him. The mare then used the ax to chop off Glitchy's Pingas...oh dear god what kind of sick unicorn is she anyway?

"Unleash the popo." Steve said as he brought out a rocket and gotten everyone but Luna and Eggman on it. "I might need to find a different hobby...uhhh shouldn't we take Smg4 to the hospital?" Discord said as he seen Smg4 clutching the wound Rarity gave him, and Nightmare Rarity sharpening the ax.

Princess Cadence was slowly losing her sanity thanks to Peach being around. "Calm down Cadence, it's nothing to be stressed over about... Hang on a minute is she?" Cadence said before she seen Peach trying to hump Shining Armor. "No. Your princess demands to be fucked dildo horse. Peach said like an idiot.

"Oh Aunt Celestia, please get this nutjob out of my life." Cadence said. Instead of Celestia saving her, the Flying Spaghetti Monster bursted into the castle and dropped Mario down while it started to have a party in the empire. "The party don't start till I walk in. Oh look the princess...KILL THE BITCH!!!" Mario said then threatened when he seen Peach.

"Mario! No! You son of a bitch, I'm a princess asshole!" Peach said before Mario set her on fire with a flamethrower. One of the embers of the flamethrower hit a guard nearby and set said guard on fire revealing a disguised Chrysalis. "Damn it. Uhh I can explain?" Queen Chrysalis said when Cadence gave her a death glare.

Back with Smg4, Twilight and the others; the group had arrived in the Crystal Castle and were greeted by a traumatized guard. "Princess Twilight Sparkle, there's some crazy creature in pink messing up Princess Cadence's throne room. There is also some kind of spaghetti thing ponynapping the civilians." The guard said before a noodle broke in and grabbed said guard.

"Yep, Mario's here alright. And judging by what that guard said, so is Peach. Let's hurry." Smg4 said as he massaged his head. The crew headed up to the throne room and where they were welcomed to the sight of Cadence and Mario dancing around a burning Peach and Chrysalis. "When the moon gets you high, and you eat a pizza pie modzmona. And he takes a bite of your PINGAS! Ohh hi Glitchy, meet Princess Cadence." Mario greeted the blue and white wearing man.

"Heyy, um mind getting me and this pink thing out of here" Chrysalis said before realizing she's asking Twilight Sparkle. "I'm going to kick your ass bitch." Twilight said as she pounced on the same bug thing that humiliated her and threw her in the dungeons. "Whoa, and I don't have a camera on me." Mario said as he witnessed the young Alicorn beating up Chrysalis.

"What's up?" the Flying Spaghetti Monster greeted with a shiny new crystal rocket launcher. Everypony/one didn't have time to react as the monster's new toy fired a crystal rocket at them. Fortunately for the crew, King Sombra appeared with a pink horn with some reason. "I'm free... What the fuck is that?" Sombra said before being blown to billions of pieces. Spike approached the monster and motioned it to lower itself down to his level.

"Mind returning the citizens of this kingdom please?" Spike asked the monster. "Oh all right. Here you go. But I'm keeping this light blue mare wearing the magic hat. The Flying Spaghetti Monster said before showing a tangled Trixie. "The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to be freed!"Trixie bitched as she struggled to be free. "Sounds good to me." Spike said as he shook one of the monster's noodles. "YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS..." Trixie cussed out at Spike before being slapped by three noodles.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster released all the Crystal Ponies and made a hat tipping gesture. "Guess where your going little pony." FSM said to Trixie. "Uhh...happy land?" Trixie said, but was soon proven wrong. "Oh my Tunnel of RAPE!!!!" FSM said as he cut open a dimensional portal.

Mario finally breaks

"Okay who the hell was that bug-horse thing? Why did you beat her to a pulp?" Smg4 asked Twilight after Chrysalis was nothing but soot and ripped flesh.

"That bitch humiliated me, turned everyone against me, threw me in the dungeons, and she fucking stole my chocolates." Twilight replied as she turned from the soot. "It's getting hot in here, Peach said as she spazzed in the flames. Obese Guy started roasting marshmallows on the fire and enjoyed a nice treat.

"Oh no, the princess is on fire. I got it!" Mario said before he pulled out some gasoline and threw it at Peach. "Ah, I love the smell of sizzling flesh in the morning. Oh the sound of blood popping is music to my ears :heart:" Pinkamena said as took in the sizzling flesh of Peach.

"Wonderful! I've got some more spaghetti. Bye bye," Mario said before he made a hole in the castle. Pinkamena had both a genuine smile and an insane smile at the same time when Mario left. "Oh, lord please tell me that moron isn't going to fuck things up further." Smg4 prayed as he knew what Mario is capable of.

After falling from the Crystal Castle, Mario had landed on top of a revived Starlight Glimmer. "Ow, watch it...human?" Starlight said before seeing Mario's derpy self. Starlight waved her hoof in front of Mario's face to see if he's okay.

"It's a me Mario. Do you have anyhing to drinky?" Mario said to Starlight before giving her puppydog eyes. "No I don't have anything... What is that you have in your hand?" Starlight answered before she used magic to lift Mario and the spaghetti towards her. "That's my spaghetti. Got a problem with it?" Mario said as he started getting flame eyes.

"What's a 'spaghetti'?" Starlight asked when he seen a closer look at the dish. Mario froze when he heard what Starlight said and his left eye began twitching like crazy.

"NOOOO!!!!" Mario screamed like a certain dragon and had alerted another spaghetti lover that he met when he was underground. "NYEH! SOMEBODY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SPAGHETTI IS!? I THE GREAT PAPYRUS MUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS!" Papyrus shouted as he somehow came from nowhere.

"What the heck?..." Starlight said when she seen the spaghetti making skeleton. "SPAGHETTI IS THE ULTIMATE SEXY THING OF ALL TIME!!! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT KNOW IT!?" Mario shouted as he started spazzing insanely.

"NYEH!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PAPYRUS' TRUE LOVE!?" Papyrus demanded as he brought out a gun and cocked it at Starlight. Starlight just gave a weak smile before Papyrus shot her in the face.

"Oh good god...Someone said that they never heard of spaghetti in front of Mario..." Smg4 said as a small alarm buzzed in his pocket. Applejack, who can't keep her big mouth shut, accidentally jinxed the situation even worse.

"So? Not a lot of ponies heard of that. Heck I don't think that spaghetti sounds great anyway..." Applejack said as she rubbed the back of her head. Smg4 had a look of panic when Applejack said that and made a 'don't say more gesture' to the farmer. Unfortunately for the man in blue, Mario and Papyrus heard what Applejack said and busted in the room.

"Two kids gonna die tonight," Mario said as he brought out a chainsaw. "Uhh, take it easy there. It's just spaghetti." Rainbow Dash said and sealed her fate. "DIE BITCH!!!" Papyrus said as he picked the Pegasus up and threw her at a Teletubbie horde. Dash then got beaten up by the Teletubbies before being taken to their rape van...she's gonna need therapy folks.

"oh good god, it's this guy again." Sans said as he teleported in the chamber. "It's raping time," Mario said as he and Papyrus started shooting everything they seen and somehow shot Discord in the PINGAS. "Owe," Discord said as fell down clutching his pingas.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH, I THE GREAT AND SEXY PAPYRUS WILL TEACH EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD THE JOY OF SPAGHETTI!" Papyrus said as he summoned some tanks from nowhere. "well, your all going to have a bad time. later," Sans said as he teleported out of the castle and left everyone to their fate.

Author's Note

Who didn't expect Papyrus and Sans in here? Yeah I ship Mario with Papyrus, the Smg4 ones that is