Mis-Adventures with Lyra

Lyra woke up around 3 in the morning. She rubbed her eyes & slowly trotted to the bathroom. She washed her pony face and combed her mane a little. After finishing, she left and walked out passed her roommate's, Bon Bon's, room. She looked into her room and thought

'She's so cute when she sleeps... I think today might be the day.' She thought more about how to approach the subject before realizing she has a schedule. Freaking Octavia... Always such the punctual pony. She went to her music room and grabbed her harp.

"I hope she's happy... Waking up at 3 for a concert and 8 pm!" She quietly grumbled to herself. She ran out of her small house and to the Ponyville Music Hall.

"Can't wait for my 12:00 break... Need to see Bon before she goes to work." She tells herself one more time before rushing into the music hall.

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Derpy busted into Bon Bon's house.

"Uh... Hi... Derpy... What can i do for you?" Derpy's mane was crazier than usual & she was sweating extremely hard. Her eyes showed panic.

"I just don't know what went wrong!" She cried, not in the cute or joking manner that it usually was, but it sounded of distress. Unfortunately, Bon Bon didn't pick up on that.

"Ugh... Derpy! I don't have time for these jokes! I have to get to work!" She said, irritated. She began to fasten her saddlebag around her back. She wanted to get the job done quickly so she could be at her friend, Lyra's, concert. Being a sanitation pony wasn't the most fun, but it was easy. Plus, she got paid enough to pay her half of the cost for their house. But, she missed the action and excitement and danger. But she had to give it up. Now that she had a friend, she couldn't put her at risk. She was forced to hide her real name and job. Formerly known as Special Agent Sweetie Drops, she gave it all up to protect Lyra. She walked to the door, emembering the good times, but was topped by Derpy.

"Nom Nom! I needs help!" Derp-a-tron cried harder, tears actually coming out. Bon Bon rolled her eyes.

"Grr... I'm Bon Bon... Hurry up... What is it? I need to go to work!"

"Okay! Okay! We have a..." She got close to Bon Bon, causing her to get a bit freaked out.

"A... What?"

"MUFFIN EMERGENCY!!" Derpy yelled right into the sensitive pony ear of her 'friend'. She fell backwards from the scream, stumbling onto her couch. She was visibly shaken and only heard a loud ring. Derpy continued to explain the emergency, but Bon Bon still only heard the ring. She shook her head hard to free her from this ring and to hear the end of Derpy's tirade.

"...Then they said that SCC was out of muffins, too! Nopony in Ponyville has ANY muffins! None! Even the store ran out of muffin mix!" She teared up and sat on a rug, but is wasn't secured very tight. She had slipped on it and, along with a coffee table with a vase on, flew up. Bon Bon tried to catch up but Derpy did to, causing the two mares to bump into eachother and the vase to break.

"DERPY!"

"Sorry... I'm just so sad!"

"And what does this so called 'Muffin Emergency' have to do with me?" Bon Bon now was irritated with the clumsy pony.

"Your cutie mark! It's of candy! Muffins is candy!" Bon Bon smacked her head off the coffee table.

"I... Don't... Make... Food..." Bon Bon sighs, rubbing her eyes. Derpy began to tear up. Bon Bon felt sad again. Derpy wasn't the smartest pony, but she was damn cute. Everypony knew this.

"No... Muffin?" Derpy tearfully asked.

"No muffin." Bon Bon responded, accidentally tearing up, as well.

"But... But... MUFFIN!" Derpy cried at the top of her lungs. They hugged as Bon Bon held her in tightly. But, just then, there was an unexpected twist. This left the vanilla colored pony staring.

Derpy closed her mouth as the tears began to fade away. At first, Bon Bon thought it was fine, since she was getting better. But, the derp-faced pony began to expand in size. She got bigger... And bigger... And BIGGER...Until...

"Derpy?!" Bon Bon cried hard. All that was left in front of her were bits of pony. Derpy's body was not different assorted parts on the couch, by the door, on the ground and everywhere. A clock struck 12 as the door began to open.

"Hey Bon! I'm ho..." A mint colored pony stopped at the door. Her eyes were frozen wide open while looking at all the pony parts.

"LYRA! I... I can explain! She... I..."

"BON BON!"

"I'm sorry! Sh... She just... Explo..."

"It's not even my birthday! Thank you!" Lyra bounced into the house the same way Pinkie Pie would. She noticed a hoof on the couch and pounced on it like a cat. She began to nibble on the hoof playfully.

"WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU EATING DERPY?!"

"Uh... 'Cause it's good?" Lyra responds nonchalantly.

"Tha... That's cannibalistic!"

"I don't know those big pony words. Make it easier!" Lyra's response was met by a facehoof from Bon.

"It means you eat other ponies..."

"Oooooooohhhh.... Yeah. And?"

"AND?! SERIOUSLY?! That's sick!!"

"Don't knock it 'till ya try it, Bon."

"LLLYYYRRRAAA!" She covered her mouth like she's about to throw up.

"WWWHHHAAATTT?" Lyra mimicked, biting hard on the hoof. That bite left a loud crack. After hearing the crack, Bon Bon ran up to the bathroom and promptly began to throw up. Lyra shrugged it out. After about 10 minutes, Bon walked back down woozily.

"Lyra... Please. J-Just stop..."

"Bonny Bon..." Lyra cooed. She sighed and remembered her objective for the day. She threw away the hoof and layed on the couch. She patted a cushion, inviting Bon to sit. Bon took the offer and sat.

"Thank you." Lyra moved her head to her friend's lap.

"Sorry... I should've thought of your feelings."

"It's okay. I'd just prefer not to be a cannibal to a detonated friend."

"Bon... Easier..."

"I no eat Derpy after she 'Boom'." Bon spoke to Lyra now like a mother to a foal.

"Oh... Hey, let me make it up to you."

"How do you figure?"

"Well, maybe after the concert... We could... Get some dinner?" Lyra moved her head right in Lyra's lap. She looked up into Bon Bon's eyes. Bon Bon returned the look of affection. Neither of them were looking to each other as just "friends".

"That would be... Nice..." Lyra sat up, her muzzle only inches from Bon Bon's.

"Hey Bon? Can I tell you a secret?"

"Of course... Lyra...."

"I love you." She quickly confesses, pulling Bon into a kiss. Bon Bon stared for a bit before closing her eyes, falling into the kiss. They hold it for a minute before Lyra breaks it. Her eyes sparkled with love, as did Bon Bon's.

"Lyra... I..." Before Bon Bon could finish her sentence, Lyra teleported out of the house and began to run towards the music hall.

"Lyra... I love you too..." Bon Bon says to herself before putting on her saddlebag and heading to work.

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