Mis-Adventures with Lyra

Last time on "Mis-Adventures with Lyra:

"Well... I dunno... What was school like for you as a filly? Did you have Cheerliee's mom as a teacher?"

"Well... No. Not really. I went to school in Canterlot."

"Canterlot?! Like where Princess Luna is?!" His eyes went to stars...

It was many years ago... Back before Twilight was an alicorn. Before we were mares. Before I knew magic. We were students at Celestia's School for Unicorns. My friend Minuette was holding a meeting for all of us. There was her, me, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Twilight and Moon Dancer...

"Well, as you all know, the school talent show is coming up..." This was met by a cheer from all of the other fillies...

So, we have another problem to address." Minuette said, bringing the fillies' attention back to her...

"Okay... We need to come up with our acceptance speech for when we the award for 'Best Group Performance'." Minuette smiled. This again got the group riled up...

"After a few weeks, Celestia called the whole school together and made her choice. Of course, it was Twilight. so, she had to leave the school and went off to the castle to stay with Celestia. Which meant that we were out one filly. So, Minuette held another meeting."

"Well, me and Lemon are... Going out of town the week of the Talent Show..." Twinkle sighed, bshying away some what.

"So, that means that only Lyra and I are going to be here."

"So... That means we have to come up with something totally different?" Lyra asked.

"Yeah... At least if Twilight were here, we'd be able to fill in for you two. But, two fillies can't cover for 3. So, we need ideas. Now." Minuette pulled out a whiteboard, letting the fillies come up to write any ideas. Unfortunately, the board was still blank after an hour...

Moon Dancer! This has a rap part! I can't do a rap. Can you Lyra?"

"I'm sure that I can learn. C'mon Minuette. We've got no other choices. It's either this or we go up empty hoofed."

"Okay... If you say so... Meeting adjourned." She banged her hoof on the table...

"Thank you girls! So, it is now time for the awards! For best musical group..." Celestia listed off every single award and every performance got an award, except for theirs...

"Who do you think deserves 'Most Heartfelt'?" She smiled, hoofing Twilight the microphone.

"Well, I think that many were good... But none were as great as the duet of Minuette and Lyra!" She announced. The two filles ran on stage, hugging Twilight hard. They received their award, taking a picture with Twilight, after gaining Celestia's approval...

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Lyra was oh so happy to be in bed today. It was and weekend. Their colt was nestled up in his room with video games and  Lyra was shenaniganless... Or so she thought. Bon Bon was off work as well, so it gave them some... Intimate time. Unfortunately, because of their colt, they couldn't do any "hanky panky" but they could still have a little fun. That fun consisted of watching a nice romantic movie togehter, nestled up with each other, holding the other in their hooves. As the movie began to close, the protagonists kissed and gave them the same idea. Lyra pulled herself onto Bon Bon to go for a kiss. But, it turned out to be a whole make out session.  Ever since the concert, their love had been growing evermore and they needed to release it. This was the time. Lyra felt inclined to move her hoof lower... And lower... Until she could...

"Eh hem." A quick clear of the throat deterred Lyra, who flopped off her bed and onto the ground. After checking her head for cobwebs, so checked at the door to see who could've ruined their moment. And who else but their favorite classical musician?

"Octavia! What are you doing here?!" Lyra asked in a rage.

"Uh... Was I... Um... Interrupting?"

"Yes!"

"Oh... Well, don't stop on my accord." She gave a playful smile, giving Lyra's blush even more.

"N-NO! Why are you here?!" She yelled again.

"We got invited to a party for our 'Excellence in music and refined arts'." She read from a small note card invite.

"Fine... I-I'll be there soon... I need to get my b-bearings back."

"It's fine. It's not 'til this evening. Just,  be ready at 8. Oh, and quiet down. I heard you at the door." Octy smiled before trotting off. Lyra slammed the door behind her angrily before going back to the bed.

"So sorry for that Bonny..."

"Ehh... IT's fine. Wanna try again?" Bon asked, brining back all of Lyra's feelings of arousal.

"Oh yeah!" Lyra smiled, dragging herself back onto her marefriend. They kissed for a few minutes before Lyra moved her hoof back into the right position to...

"Mommy! Can I have some breakfast?!" Was called from behind the door. Lyra became enraged again but realized she couldn't snap at her son. She sighed, giving Bon a kiss on the snout before going out to meet him.

"Of course."

At around 7 pm there was a knock on the door. Lyra got up from being in bed all day and each time they 'got ready', their colt would interrupt. She began to think about how awesome the party would be. They'd have punch and cake and friends and...

"Octavia... Why are you wearing a dress?" Lyra asked as she opened the door with the utmost confusion.

"For the party! Hurry up and get one on, we must leave by 7:30." Octy said, nodding her head to pint back to their room for Lyra to get her dress.

"B-But... It's a party..."

"Yes but..."

"Can't we just go nude like normal?" Lyra's comment was met with a swift but gentle smack to her head.

"Lyra! We are not 'nude'! W-we're just... Unclothed!"

"Which mean nude."

"N-No! It's very different!" Octy said, giving a blush and feeling uncomfortable.

"How?" Lyra asked nonchalantly.

"It just is! Go get a dress on!"

"Pinkie's never told us to wear a dress before!"

"Well Pinkie isn't throwing this party!" Lyra grew a small twitch in  her eye from hearing this and froze up.

"I am NOT going to some 'fancy shamncy' party!" Lyra huffed, standing on her back hooves and crossing her front.

"But Lyra! It's ath the Music Hall! There'll be talking and music and..."

"I said NO!"

"And free food..." Almost instantly, Lyra was in front of her music partner in her dress. It was teal to match her perfectly shaded coat with a golden box pattern that Rarity would just love! It ended with ruffles at the end near her hind legs. She also seemed to have a thin line of make up taht, when she fluttered her eyelashes, showed of her bright, beautiful eyes.

"How do I look?" Lyra asked, swaying her hips to show off her flank.

"Y... M.... I... Uh... Beautiful!" It was an understatement to say the least. The brown mare left her jaw wide open as even she had a hard time looking away. She, Octavia Melody, in a relationship and never one to fall head over hooves, was left utterly speechlesss. And she knew how stallions would react at the party.

"That's nice. I should give the party a try, you know?"

"Wh... Wha... No! Not like that! Go change!" Octy scolded quickly.

"Well, I mean, you won't let me go nude but..."

"Lyra! We're not nude!"

"Whatever... You know a bow tie doesn't cover your mare bits right?"

"Lyra! HUSH!" Octavia had grown a huge blush and despite her black dress, the rest of her body looked red as a tomato. She didn't like to think of being called 'nude'. She was elegant! She did have a bow tie! She had her coat! And it wasn't like she went around flaunting her...

"Fine fine. Let's go. I'm hungry!"

"You should really change..."

"Hold on! Now that I have a dress on, you want me to change? Even though you were being so commanding before? I'm not gonna change Octy!"

"You know what? Fine! But I won't bale you out when a stallion gets all 'hoofy'! And call me Octavia when we're there. Octy is only for laid back settings." Octy... Err... Octavia said, taking lead towards the Music Hall.

"H-Hoofy? Whats that mean?"

"You know... When a stallion tries to get you to drink a lot and then you do and he gets... Personal with you."

"Um... That's never happened before. How do you know about that?"

"NO reason!" Octavia said quickly, picking up the pace.

"Octy... What happened?"

"Nothing... And call me Octavia!"

"Fine... Fine. Octavia, what happened?"

"That's a story for another time."

As they reached the Music Hall's entry, Lyra as still bugging Octavia about the story until she pushed open the door, showing the long, marble hallway... That was empty and silent

"What the... It said tonight!" Octavia said in shock, reading the invite again. Lyra lead the way down the hall, admiring all the amazing performers there as Ms. Melody read the invite. Once they reached the long, oak door leading to the main stage, the hall was still silent, spare their hoof steps.

"After you." Lyra said, giving Octavia a bowing motion to let her open the doors first. Octavia pushed them open quickly, only to shut them just as fast from a huge sound eruption.

"OWW!" Octavia yelled, only hearing a faint ring for a second. Lyra gave a few chuckles.

"Heh... Forget about soundproof doors?"

"YES!! AHH! I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO WASH OUT MY EARS! GO INSIDE!" Octavia yelled, not knowing ho loud she actually was as she trotted off. Lyra shrugged and readied her ears for the musical explosion. She slowly pushed them open and went in. Only this time, there was no sound. As she entered, all the stallions in the room, including the musicians, froze in a stare and created an awkward silence unti Lyra cleaed her throat and spoke up.

"Um... No need for the stares. I'm in a relationship!" She announced, deterring most of the stallions and turning them back to their own private conversations. The music began slowly again with another song. Lyra walked up to the bar as they all looked away. But, there was one stallion who wouldn't let it drop. He had a white coat that glistened in the light as he walked by. Even Rarity herself would hate this stallion for how perfect it was. His mane was dark black like coal but was shinny like silver. He had shimmering green eyes that looked to be pulled straight from a sunset. He had a mustache that was seemingly impeccable. He locked his emeralds of eyes onto the teal beauty as he approached the bar. Before his arrival, she had ordered just some water, not wanting to get drunk after Octavia's story of stallions getting "hoofy".

"Hey bar guy. Get us a couple of ciders."  He said, taking out a piece of chewing gum.

"Huh? Oh no... It's fine. I don't want any drinks." Lyra said politely. She looked at him a bit, noticing he doesn't seem like the kind of hoofy stallion. His suit was finely tailored and cleaned, looking as if it had spent hours to get it in that shape. But Lyra drifted further and noticed something huge on him. His big, fat... Wallet. He held it out and how seemingly millions of bits in there.

"Are you sure you couldn't spare a single exception?" He said, showing more confideence as he leaned in, prompting Lyra to lean back.

"Oh no. I can't. My roomy would hit me all night if I drunk. And it wouldn't feel nice either!"

"So.. Your roommate is dominant to you?"

"What? No! We're equals!"

"But they boss you around? Sounds like such equality." He chewed more adamantly on his gum.

"No! I'm an independent mare!!"

"But you can't handle a few drinks?"

"Shut up! I can take one!"

"Fine. Pass them!" He say to the bartender, who promptly gave them the drinks. Lyra guzzled hers down in seconds, giving the stallion a smirk.

"Slow down Miss..."

"Call me Lyra."

"Lyra huh? You can call me Burt." He smiled, ordering another drink for each. After 10 minutes ha passed, Lyra had taken down 20 ciders. That's right, two in a minute. And now, she was drunk. Burt the stallion had only had 3 and was now ready to strike.

"Wow... You did better than I thought."

"Well... Y-Yeah! 'Cause yo... You'.... You're just a stoop!" She responded in slurred words.

"Of course I am. But you know, you're very beautiful."

"Pff... Yeah! I know that!"

"So... Why don't I give you a little treat?" He smiled seductively and made their snouts touch.

"Yeah!" Is all she responded with. The stallion Burt put a hoof unde her chin and went for the ki...

"Lyra! What are you doing?!" Was heard from a very similar, melodic voice. The stallion and mare each turned to see a dress clad mare with a purple bow tie coming up to the bar.

"And who are you?" He snarled, spitting him gum in her direction.

"I am Octavia Melody! Lyra's close friend!"

"Right... And we're busy! So step aside!"

"Step as... I will not! She's drunk! Give her to me!"

"Step... Aside." He said more menacingly as two huge, burly stallions stepped up to her, obviously his guards.

"B-But she has a marefriend!" This comment made all three stallions laugh as the big ones pushed her away.

"Who would ever lve such a lightweight?" He asked to her as he went to kiss her.

"I... It's... Me!" She blurted out quickly, causing the three stallions to freeze.

"You?"

"Yes! Me!" She said defiantly, pushing her way towards Lyra.

"Prove it!" Octavia, trying to imagine Lyra as Vinyl, quickly brought her in for a kiss, holding it for a few seconds to make it seem real then releasing her. Lyra was too drunk to care as Octavia used all her might to try not to wiper her lips.

"See? Now get away from my mare!" Octavia growled. Once she was sure they'd left, she rubbed her mouth with her hoof as fast as she could, simulating a sponge.

"Woah... I didn't know you loved me loved Octy!" Lyra smiled, inebriated.

"I don't. That was just to get him away. Go wash up in the restroom." Octavia said with a face of disgust.

"Oh come on Octy. How 'bout another peck?" Lyra smiled, stumbling off her stool and turning her cheek to Octavia.

"I said no! Go wash yourself up!"  She turned to the bar and took a glass of water, gulping it down quickly. She turned to face her music partner. But, to her surprise, she was gone. Octavia thought she had just went to wash up like she suggested but, once she heard the mic, she knew she was wrong.

"H-Hi Everypooony... I mean... I mean... pony! I made this song... For a very... very special mare! Octavia! Hit it!"

"Oh no..." Octavia cringed as the music started...

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Surprising to Octavia, the ponies in the crowd started to clap.Lyra stumbled off the stage, warping a hoof around Octavia.

"W-Was... Did... It good?"

"I suppose it was... Alright for being drunk."

"Ca... We... Uh... Should... Kiss?" All the ponies around stared intently at the pair, making Octavia feel awkward. But, she knew she'd be hated if she didn't. But, she didn't want to be "Cheating" on Vinyl.

"F-Fine. But don't tell Vinyl!"

"Deal!" Lyra yelled, pulling Octavia into the kiss with no warning. The brown mare looked around, trying her hardest to imagine Lyra as Vinyl. Despite this, it was hard. Especially with the "Aww's" from the crowd. Octavia slowly fell into it. She actually felt to enjoy it until...

"LLLYYYRRRAAA!" Was yelled, causing both mares to open their eyes wide, looking over to the door, where Bon Bon was standing. Lyra closed her eyes tight, trying to regain her innocence. But, when she opened her eyes, she wasn't staring at a brown mare. She was staring at a brown floor.

"Wha... What?" Lyra asked confused, looking around her. She was on the floor, sitting. Bon Bon was sitting on their bed. Octy was at the door with a blush.

"Was I... Um... Interrupting?" Octavia asked in a slightly embarrassed tone.

"Uh... N-no... Why are you here?" She asked cautiously.

"Well, we got invited to a party. Would you like to come?"

"Party? No! NO! I wanna stay home!"

"Are you sure? Ther'll be talking and music and..."

"Sorry Octy. I got a feeling that it won't be good."

"Well, okay. I guess I should spend time with Vinyl." She headed for the door.

"Sorry Octy."

"It's fine... Oh, and also, you should really quiet down. I heard you from the door." She smirked, trotting out. Lyra shut the door behind her, jumping onto the bed.

"Wow... Thanks for giving up hanging out with Octy for me."

"Heh... No prob. Where were we?" Lyra asked, legitimately not knowing.

"Right about here..." Bon Bon said, pulling Lyra back onto her. The began their make out session again. Lyra remembered exactly where they were now, rubbing her marefriend tenderly. She put her hoof in the right place and finally got to...

"Hey Mommy! Can I have some breakfast?" A colt called from behind the door. Lyra didn't seem as angry this time, at least not having to kiss Octavia. She kissed Bon's snout and got up, heading for the door.

"Of course." She said to the colt, leading him to the kitchen...

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