Green's Adventures: Saga 1 - Ponyville

by blaa6

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Romance
Length: 18889

To Ponies with myself. Comedy WILL ensue.

The Start of insanity, romance and utter chaos, it's Green's Adventures in Ponyville - Saga 1: Ponyville. Big Adventures with Ponies and I. Comedy WILL ensue.
Though swears will be used sometimes, this is not a Dark/Grimdark story.
Ideas and Comments are recommended and appreciated.

Special Thanks to AspergerGoodness for the Logo Picture.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-04 16:29:31 UTC

The Prologue Trilogy

Green's Adventures in Ponyville

Author's Note: I've seen really sad and dark stories recently, so I thought I'd lighten up our spirits with a comedic story starring...ME! Comments and ideas must be simple! PS: You must know about Chrono Trigger, Luigi and Professor E. Gadd to understand this.

11/21/11 - Edited the intro slightly.

1/13/12 - Making improvements.

2/4/12 - Combined first 3 chapters into one with edits and such.

Ponyville! The place with rainbooms and ponies galore. It's so peaceful. The sight of it would make any loyal fans heart melt at the sight of it.

Ponies skipping with glee and so carefree for sure. Seeing Twilight's home, Applejack's farm, Fluttershy's cottage, Pinkie's Sugarcube Corner, Rarity's Boutique and Rainbow Dash's Home in Cloudsdale; all of them make you feel welcome. Peaceful. So Peaceful. Not for long...

PONYVILLE

Twilight woke up on a normal day; this day was different but not to her. She saw Spike, her #1 assistant and waved good morning. He replied with a yawn. While eating breakfast, they looked at their schedules and noticed something special about Friday's date. It was the Birthday of a special friend they made in Ponyville that usually stays in Cloudsdale, where all Pegasus ponies live, except Fluttershy. It was Rainbow Dash's Birthday; in only 2 days, too. They were doing something special to celebrate. Spike and the other pony friends were throwing a big party at Pinkie's. Twilight was making sure she wouldn't be late then by perfecting her teleportation abilities; she was a little too behind on studies to arrive early. She was going to practice 2 sessions a day prier to the day. With that, Spike left to prepare for the occasion by counting RSVP's to the party.

"Well, better get started," Twilight said to herself as she prepared to begin.

Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi was also taking part in an experiment also using Teleportation. Prof. E. Gadd was testing his TOM(Teleportation-Operation-Module) and he needed a volunteer. Luigi volenteered and stepped into the machine.

(Trust Me: This is leading to something)

[POV: Me]

Meanwhile, I was busy observing the inventions at the Science Fair of my High School(PRIVATE). On my way, I found a green pendant that was shaped like a lightning bolt. It had a note:

If you find me, you can have me.

-Anonymus

"COOL! Free Stuff." I thought as I put it on.

Someone built an exact replica of a...you guessed it...a teleportation device from "Chrono Trigger" (famous SNES Game from 1996). I don't know who built it or how this could possibly be funded by scientists, but I went in to look. So I was watching the demonstration until I raised my hand to be a volunteer. I was chosen like Luigi and I also stepped into the machine.

The Machines were starting up when all of a sudden, my pendant and Luigi started glowing. We then disappeared into nothing.

Luigi awoke in a strange place in the Everfree Forest. A figure appeared in front of him. Luigi stood up and became frightened and shook. Suddenly, a beam fired from the figure and Luigi disappeared; a green aura was left in his place. It flew to Twilight's Home and the creature laughed maniacally. It then disappeared.

Back at Twilight's home, as Twilight preformed the Teleportation spell, the green aura appeared and now glowed brighter. It got so bright, Twilight covered her eyes with a hoof. When the glow died down, she stood there, wide eyed and gobsmacked. An alicorn colt stood before her; Green coat with a bright green mane and a Green Bolt cutie mark, like Rainbow's without a cloud.

[POV: Me]

I opened my eyes and I realized I was that pony. I was about to speak but fainted after speaking gibberish. Twilight immediately called her friends and began a letter to the princess, refering to what just happened.

"Uh...my head....wait" I rambled before composing myself. I looked up and saw colorful faces; familiar too. I watched until one of them spoke.

"W-Will...it be okay?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yes, but he's weak. He'll need time to compose himself," replied Twilight.

"Wait! I remember!" I shouted, wide eyed. I sat upright from Twilight's couch. "I know you. Your Fluttershy....and your Twilight...." I claimed as my heart rate sped up. I breathed heavily.

"peep," Fluttershy cried and hid in the corner.

"How in all of Equestria do you know who we are?" asked Rainbow Dash, looking at me.

"What...oh, yeah...You see, in my universe, people..." I started to explain.

"Told ya'h It was a different universe. Ya'h owe me five bits," said Applejack, looking at Pinkie Pie.

"OK...In my universe, apparently people watch you for amusement; not in any perverted way either," I said bluntly, the ponies wide eyed and open mouths.

"Whoa! That's...interesting," said Twilight, still dumbfounded.

"My question is...how the hell did I get here?" I asked, not expecting a good answer.

"One step at a time. Now, what were you doing before this?" asked Twilight.

"I was in a teleportation machine, then my pendant....what the?" I was also dumbfounded. "Mirror. Anyone have a...ow" I said frantically before getting a mirror. I stared at the same person I've been but as a green pony. "Just as I thought...I'm a pony," I said, standing up and looking at myself.

"Specifically, you’re an Alicorn," answered Twilight.

"Whoa! I like this," I said, floating above the ponies and Spike.

"Who are you anyway?" asked Rainbow. I thought about a good name.

"I'm...........Green," I said. "Could you give me a tour of Ponyville please?" I asked.

"All right, follow me," said Rainbow, heading to the door. I followed.

"Oh! Could you look into what happened to me, Twilight?" I asked.

"I was just about to," Twilight answered, as she and the others started research.

After the tour, I answered some questions about that I took part in an experiment and found the pendant I had on the ground. After we finished, I suggested I should stay with the 6 at least once a day to get a feel for life. In the meantime, Twilight would get a teleportation device ready. I used the evening to practice what I could do and magic.

The next morning, I decided to get to know the ponies more.

I started with Pinkie Pie. I had a pencil and paper to write and draw. We spent most of the time baking goods to share and sell. She was surprised about my baking talents. I guess taking baking class was worth it. Gummy ate 2 eggs and it came out his nose. Disgusting. I saw the Cake's twins. They grow up so fast.

Next was Fluttershy. She was nervous at first, but she warmed up to me. Angel was looking at me weird when I pet her other animals, but he liked me too.

Next was Twilight so I could check on progress. I looked up at the library.

It was bigger than I thought it was. Anyway, I went in and she had set up a portal to my world. I was only able to send a letter to tell my parents to bring all my stuff and put them in. Thinking about it, I really liked it here, so I decided to stay in Ponyville. I said I was in good hands and not to worry. They teared up and said goodbye. I cried too, but I knew I made the right decision. The portal closed.

Author's Note: Though the title is generic, the future will be anything but.

Visit to Rainbow, Rarity and Applejack

I then visited Rarity to get some new duds.

"Welcome to Carousal Boutique," I was greeted with this from Rarity. "Green. How are you?"

"Fine, thanks. I was looking to get new clothes, though and...."

"Say no more. Follow me." She went over to the clothes changing wall thing. I followed. She asked what I was looking for.

First was a suit with an awesome Top Hat and Cane. I also got a fez and a stetson. She was clueless on why, but I had my reasons.

Opal wasn't warmed up to me at first, but like Angel, she got used to me. I said hello to Sweetie Belle before departing.

Applejack was a hard working pony and her pet, Winona was as loyal as Rainbow Dash.

"Howdy, Green," she said when I arrived.

"I was hoping I'd help out around here," I said.

"A hard worker, eh? You've come to the right place, sugarcube." I giggled. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing."

"Well, let's get started." So I started by bucking a tree. It was not too hard. After that, I bucked some more trees. I was complimented by Applejack often, so if she's as honest as her element, I'm good at apple-bucking. While working, I met Big Macintosh and Applebloom. I was surprised by something. Big Mac, feeling gulty for keeping secrets and feeling safe around me, told me that he had a crush on Fluttershy. This didn't surprise me, but I was surprised that he opened up to me like this. I said I'd help anyway I could and told him not to worry; little did he know, Fluttershy felt the same and she also opened up to me while I was visiting. I had an idea, but for another time. The hours flew by as Applejack and I finished up the day's bucking. We sat in hay at sunset, watching the beautiful work done as the sun peaked through the trees.

Now for my favorite part.

Rainbow was usually practicing for the Wonderbolts, but relaxing was on today's agenda.

"Hey Rainbow," I said, flying up to her and laying down on a cloud.

"Hey, Green."

"Yeah wanna just....relax?" She looked surprised. She was mostly trying to avoid Pinkie Pie or Scootaloo while napping, but somepony wanted to relax WITH her?

"Okay."

I asked questions most of the time and she was glad to answer them. We had a race after lunch. I LET her win to give her a good idea of my skills and a bigger ego. We then had dinner, staring at each other. I was playing games the whole time. But while soaring over Ponyville, I saw not one, but 3 game stores and 2 movie stores. Though I should have seen it coming, I was still surprised. We then stargazed for a while before heading to sleep. I had 2 plans but couldn't decide which to go with. I decided to wait until after I spend a while longer in Ponyville until I go with long term goals or ideas.

Spike and the Temple of Doof

It's here! It WILL be important later on, but for now, here comes:

Spike and the Temple of Doof

Green was walking towards Twilight's house. He made up his mind on what to do next. "Time to play Matchmaker Cupid" he thought to himself as he knocked on the door. Spike opened the door and was about to say hello only to be silenced by Green's hoof in the dragon's mouth. "Shh..." Green said as he entered, then closed the door. He took his hoof from Spike's mouth.

"What's the plan, chief?" Spike asked as he wiped his mouth. The dragon had a crush on Rarity and would basically do ANYTHING for her. I found out through Rarity that she wants a special jewel from Doof Cave, but is too busy to get it herself. She stated she would be "ever so grateful" if somepony got it for her. I thought I'd help them both. "Here's the Plan..." Green said his plan for the two to get the jewel and for Spike to give it to Rarity, in turn to ask for a date with Spike.

"All right. So I'll get supplies ready," Spike said but was surprised to find Green had already gone to the trouble to pack for the trip. "How far is the cave, anyway?" He asked.

"It's right where the BIG dragon used to be, but at the foot of the mountain." Spike jumped on his back. Green opened the door and they headed out.

"Where are you two going?" asked Twilight, who appeared in the doorway.

"Be back in a few hours!" Spike shouted as Green picked up the pace. Twilight rolled her eyes as she closed the door.

"Here it is," Green said as they stared at a cave; it was shorter than the Dragon's cave, but big nonetheless. "It says here it's not hard to find," Green continued, looking at a map; the distance between entrance and Treasure. Spike, though brave thinking of dating Rarity, felt a chilling feeling in the wind.

"Let's go!" they shouted as they entered the cave. The cave was like any old cave; stalagmites and stalactites in tact. No bats was a surprising acceptance due to Green growing up on Batman. Not surprisingly, the jewel was on a pedestal. "It's so...so...big," Spike uttered, watering at the mouth only to slap himself to focus on the task at hand. The jewel wasn't as big as predicted, but was hefty enough to make Watermelons look lightweight. Spike hoped off his back as Green went for the Jewel. He carefully placed it on his back as they headed back the way they came. "Why was that difficult again?" asked Green, sarcastically. "Please, the only danger was Poison Joke near the beginning, which you ate and can't be affected due to..."

"Thick scales, Yes," Spike finished. The cave was really old, so security wasn't the best feature. They exited the cave and headed back to Ponyville.

"Oh, Rarity. I've got something for you," Spike said sweetly, thinking about the date. The Jewel was behind him and Green was hiding on the opposite side of Carousel Boutique. The door opened to reveal Rarity.

"Welcome to Carousel Boutique. How may I help..." Rarity opened her eyes to see the Jewel. She had wide eyes and her mouth wide open.

"I got the Jewel you asked for. I...ah" Spike was hit with a hug of great strength.

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! A THOUSAND TIMES THANK YOU, SPIKE!" shouted Rarity as she leaned in to kiss him on the lips. Spike never pulled away. He gave in and returned the kiss. Rarity broke the kiss to check the Jewel. "WOW!" Spike said, eyes twitching and nose puffing smoke. "Oh yeah!" Spike pulled himself together and walked over to Rarity. "Rarity. Will you go on a date with me?" he asked.

"Of course I will. How's tonight sound?" Rarity surprised us all with that response.

"Really?" Spike asked, heart pumping.

"Yes...and I haven't been honest with you, Spike. I...love you too," Rarity said, blushing suddenly as she leaned in to kiss Spike again. It went on longer than before. Rarity once again broke the kiss as she then placed the Jewel on her back and headed to her home. "So, how's 6:00pm?" Rarity asked.

"Okay..." Spike replied as Rarity went inside and closed the door. Spike then fainted.

"Hey.............S-Spike...............SPIKE!" shouted Green as Spike screamed.

"Watch it will yeah....." Spike started as he recalled what happened 5 minutes ago.

"How did it go?" Green asked.

"She kissed me twice.....admitted that she loves me.............and were going on a date at 6:00pm. YES!" Spike shouted.

"That went way better than I expected...." Green said.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH, GREEN!!!!" Spike shouted as he hugged Green for a minute.

"No problem, Spike. Happy to Help," replied Green. Spike than said he's going home to prepare for his date. He thanked Green again before cheering loudly when he went home. Green took flight, reflecting on the events that transpired. He still had more plans to make and goals to achieve.

"Achievement get: Matchmaker."

Next time on Green's Adventures in Ponyville:

Fluttershy and Big Macintosh get Together

The Path splits and

a Doctor makes a House Call.

Time to Play Matchmaker...again

The Following Story might be Too Cute for some Bronies

Time to play Matchmaker...again

Green was walking over to Sweet Apple Acres to meet with Big Macintosh. Granny Smith, Applejack and Applebloom have already been informed of what we were going to do today. I was just worried of how he would react. I walked up to him, calm as ever. "Hi, Big Mac."

"Hey there, Green. What can I do ya'h for?" he asked.

"Actually, It's what I can do for you. I'm glad you told me about your feelings about....you know....her!" I whispered to him.

"What about it?" he asked, starting to look worried.

"I have a plan to get you two together. Plus, I have experience in these situations. How about it?" I asked. He didn't respond at first. Though I knew he and AJ were hard headed, I never thought he was hollow too. But that's too prejudice of me. Oddly enough, he then responded with a question.

"Do the others know?" he asked.

"If your referring to Granny, AJ and AB, then yes and they gave you the day off to accomplish this. They sort of owe me for

helping out last week. I thought I'd help you out." I said happily.

"How much do you know?" he asked.

"I'll explain on the way. Let's go."

"Yup!" he said nonchalantly as we headed into town.

"So, what's the plan, chief?" asked Big Mac, sounding like Rainbow for a moment.

"Well, I've found out Fluttershy feels the same way about you." He began to smile. "She has been too shy to admit it. I guess she told me this because everyone seems to trust me. I can't imagine why," Green said. "Anyway, I thought you two could just spend a day together; me hiding from sight to make sure everything goes well." I said, looking at a worried Big Mac.

"Well.....I don't know about the "you following us around" thing," he said, looking more worried by the minute.

"I've taken care of that. Watch!" said Green, turning intangible or invisible before Big Mac's eyes. "This will keep you and her safe and I'll only supervise. I won't help out too much, but If anything happens, I'll be there help," I said, turning visible again.

".........All right. If you say so," he said.

"Excellent!" I said, impersonating Mr. Burns (The Simpsons).

We arrived at Fluttershy's cottage. Big Mac went up to the door as I once again turned invisible. Fluttershy was inside singing to the birds, straight out of Snow White. Big Mac knocked on the door.

"Oh! Just a moment, please," said the shy Pegasus. "Yes? Hello, Big Macintosh. How are you today?"

"Fine thank you. I was hoping we could spend a day together. I have a day off today, you see," he explained.

"Oh, that would be splendid," Fluttershy said, blushing as red as her guest's coat. Fluttershy came out of the cottage and began walking with the stallion. I followed in a "parental" manner, though I was more considerate of privacy. They did all cliche things couples do; eat ice cream, walk together and gaze at each other for hours. Thankfully, things were moving along very smoothly, so I decided to give them space by hanging out on a cloud and becoming tangible again. I still followed but I was confident in the relations between the two.

The two were watching the sunset on a hilltop. "What a pretty sunset, wouldn't you say, Big Mac?" asked the shy Pegasus.

"Yeah it is," Big Mac said. They watched the site of the beauty of the sunset, only as it could ever be experienced in Ponyville. "Um...Fluttershy?" he said. "There's been something I've been meaning to say to you."

"Yes." she said, looking so adorable in Big Mac's mind.

"...I love you," he said. Fluttershy was silent, blushing furiously. She thought for a moment.

"That's interesting....I love you too," she said. Big Mac started to tear up.

"Really?" he asked. A moment passed before she kissed him on the lips. The birds were singing and the butterflies usually in

Fluttershy's stomach were flying in loop-DE-loops. The kiss lasted longer than I thought. They then rolled around in the grass as they hugged and kissed for hours.

(I was crying tears of joy as I wrote this. *sniffle*)

"Achievement get: Matchmaker II."

Mission: Accomplished!

Love Quest:

Time: 7/300 seconds...WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID BADLY ON TIME?...ugh.

Rings: 100%

Rank: S

I love making Sonic references in these...Anyway.

NEXT TIME ON Green's Adventures in Ponyville:

A Day with Rainbow Dash

The Split Path: There will be a split in the story very soon and it will effect some characters, but the epilogue will remain the same for both. (The split will be explained better in a blog post today).

and The Cutie Mark Crusaders get...their Cutie-Marks?

All this and more, Next Time

Same Green Time, Same Green Channel.

The Choice Part I

The time has come...

The Choice Part I

I woke up feeling refreshed. I got the feeling from doing so many favors including playing Matchmaker to Rarity & Spike and Fluttershy & Big Macintosh. I was glad to be up and about. I saw that the mail just came. (Just to clarify, I've been staying with Twilight until this chapter). I noticed a special letter addressed to...me! I opened it. It read:

Dear Green:

We are pleased to inform you that you have won the contest to form the Ponyville Wonderbolts. You will hold auditions in a stadium and then chose who will join the staff. We expect great things from you.

Signed, Spitfire:Official Wonderbolt

At first, I couldn't believe it. I've never won anything in my life. I slowly walked out of Twilight's tree and began to ponder what to do. It was obvious that first, I had to send requests for whoever I wanted to try out. I knew who to invite first but the others were a bit...fuzzy. Then, it hit me. I now knew what to do. I decided to have only one perform from an invitation and hold a public audition the day after. I got started right away. I made the invitation as presentable as possible and began my journey to send it.

Rainbow Dash woke to a knock on the door. She got out of bed, floating 3 inches off the ground. When she opened the door, she only saw a letter. She opened it; it read:

Dear Rainbow Dash:

Due to your past experience in the Best Young Flyer's Competition, we would like to invite you to audition for a spot on the newly formed, Ponyville Wonderbolts. The representative will judge your performance and say if you've joined or not. We hope you'll join us as a Wonderbolt soon.

Signed, The Representative of The Ponyville Wonderbolts.

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rainbow flew high into the sky as she yelled it at the top of her lungs. She started to tear up, but quickly realized what she had to do. She went to all of her friend's homes and told them to meet up at Twilight's at 3pm.

Applejack, Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike, Rarity, Rainbow and I were at Twilight's home to hear what Rainbow had to say.

"What's goin' on, sugarcube?" asked Applejack.

"I got something that will change my life..." Rainbow started.

"FOREVER!" Pinkie interrupted.

"Like I've said, Random." Rainbow continued."I've been invited to audition for the Ponyville Wonderbolts!" said Rainbow as she became more excited.

"That's great, darling," said Rarity.

"That's super-duper awesome, Dashie," said Pinkie.

"I thought they weren't in Ponyville," said Spike.

"The Representative created this branch, I guess," said Rainbow. I couldn't help but smirk for what will happen soon. "The auditions are being held tomorrow. I hope I'm ready," Rainbow said nervously.

"Don't worry, Rainbow," I said, having a shit eating grin on while saying it.

"Who's the representative?" asked Twilight.

"I don't know. Says here It's anonymous," said Rainbow.

"We're all rooting for yeah," Pinkie said, bouncing with glee.

"I won't let you guys down. I'm Loyalty, remember?" reminded Rainbow.

"Still, we all hope you do great," said Twilight.

"Oh! Almost forgot. I got 10 passes for friends/family to see the audition," said Rainbow, flashing 10 Passes at the group. Each one grabbed a pass, but Fluttershy grabbed 2; one for her and one for Big Macintosh.

"Group hug!" shouted Pinkie as they all hugged each other. Tomorrow was going to yield many surprises and many happy times to be memories forever.

The day arrived as we all arrived at the earth air stadium. I walked beside Rainbow. It was like a dream come true. We went in as the main doors to the giant track/field opened. The fields were giant, but it was expected. It was an Olympic stadium after all. I separated from the group and said I needed to go to the restroom. I instead made my way to the representative's quarters. The group sat in seats as Rainbow warmed up her moves. The loudspeaker beeped on. "WELCOME Philies and

Gentlecolts to the Audition for the Ponyville Wonderbolts Day 1. Today, we have a special audition from Cloudsdale. The 1st place winner of the Best Young Flyer's Competition: Rainbow Dash!" announced the Announcer.

"Thank You!" shouted Rainbow as the group applauded and clapped.

"When I say go, she will have 5 minutes to show us all her amazing tricks and feats of skill. 1......2......2.5........3.........GO!" shouted the Speaker as Rainbow preformed the routine shown in "The Ticket Master" but with one difference.

"Now to finish it off," Rainbow said. She flew up very high, then stopped before taking a nosedive and preforming the stance of a Sonic Rainboom. After 5 seconds, she was off like lightning. "So...beautiful.....!"  I said, not using the speaker.

"TIME! The judge will now survey the performance," announced the Speaker.

The group went up and hugged Rainbow with great strength. Afterwords, they waited outside the door of the judge. Though I didn't come out, I started speaking in a disrupted voice. "Rainbow, I have decided that you.....will be captain of the Ponyville Wonderbolts," I said.

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rainbow screamed as the others covered their ears. "!!!....wait....who are you?" asked Rainbow.

"I'm glad you asked. Behind this door, I'm the Judge when I'm really..." I said as the door opened. The group went wide eyed as they say who it was.

The Choice Part 2

We've waited long enough to see the continued adventures of Green.

The Choice Part 2

Rainbow stood there, gobsmacked at what she saw. Standing before her was a colt she barely knew who made her dream to be a Wonderbolt come true.

"GREEN! IT WAS YOU?" Shouted Rainbow. I stood there, smug as ever.

"Yup! I'm glad to see your....enthusiasm?" I started before being hugged very tightly by the obviously giddy Rainbow Dash.

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! A THOUSAND  TIMES THANK YOU!" she screamed almost as powerfully as her hug.

"No....problem...." I managed to say. She released me soon after.

"

You have no idea how grateful I am!" Rainbow said.

"Glad to hear it," I replied. "Wait....I'm gonna need the rest of you to go back to your seats. The public auditions are about to start. Rainbow, as new member of the Wonderbolts: Ponyville Division, you must come with me to observe the candidates."

"All right. See yeah later, guys." Rainbow said, trying to be enthusiastic about the separation.

"Sorry, rules of audition," I said as they left. They all waved as they took their seats. Rainbow and I went back in to observe the candidates. The hours flew bye as many tried out but few succeeded. We talked as each preformed to discuss possibilities. The final choices were a pink Pegasus with a green mane named Lily(cutie mark being a blue bolt) and a blue Pegasus with an Orange mane named Speedy(red bolt as a Cutie mark). While watching, she asked me out to dinner and I humbly accepted.

"OK. This is gonna be awesome. A dinner with....Rainbow Dash," I thought as I was leaving to pick her up. I was wearing a bow tie and a fez(both are really cool). I didn't plan to talk about statistics for the team's profits or anything boring like that; I planned to talk about the new team and compliment Rainbow.  Arriving, I shook like no tomorrow. I flew to the door and knocked.

"Coming!" shouted Rainbow. She opened the door and...wow. Though it wasn't all that different from regular attire, she still looked beautiful; the only difference was that she wore a flower in her mane.

"You look beautiful, Rainbow," I said as she blushed.

"Thanks. You look great too," I blushed.

"Shall we?" I asked.

"Let's," she replied as we flew together to a restaurant. Nothing that fancy but good either way. We went to Russel's Restaurant. A description: Quaint. She ordered a daffodil & Daisy sandwich with fries. I ordered grilled cheese with fries. I had water and she had Red Pegasus(in this universe, the overdose is 5 cans in 1 hour). We talked about the team and I

complimented her every once in a while. We then went out and lied down on grass to stargaze.

"Green?" she asked.

"Yeah?" I said as we sat up.

"There's something I don't get. You do all these nice things. Why?" she asked.

"I've always felt like my purpose in life was to make ponies happy. I just like the smiles on pony's faces when their happy." She smiled and we looked at each other.

"There's something I want to say to you, Green," she said.

"Yeah?" I replied.

"Green...I love you," said Rainbow, blushing profusely.

"Why?" I asked.

"You've been so kind and generous to everypony you've met here, but that's only one of the many things I love about," said Rainbow. I blushed too as I thought of what to do next.

"......I love you too, Rainbow!" I said as silence was held for a moment.

"Why?" she asked.

"Your beautiful, awesome and so much more," I said as I blushed too. There was silence.

The silence was broken with a kiss by Rainbow on the lips. I never kissed anyone before; it was fantastic. We hugged and kissed and cuddled. Every once in a while, we shed tears of joy. We headed back to Rainbow's to sleep. We had bloodshot eyes and tired wings. We cuddled as we slept.

I woke up, not realizing at first where I was. I saw a Wonderbolts poster and knew immediately where I was. I looked beside me to see a cyan Pegasus looking like an angel more than usual. I smiled and went back to sleep. It was the happiest day of my life, aside from coming to Equestria, of course.

The Mane 6, Spike and I were in Twilight's home. Spike and Rarity just spoke about their relationship going well.

"We have a very special announcement," I said, referring to Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie as

Rainbow and I were on the opposite side of the room.

"Let me guess. Your a couple, Right?" Spike said bluntly.

"Why yes. We are together." I replied. "How did you..."

"I had a feeling," he replied.

I looked at Rainbow, "Every second with you will be sweeter because of it." Rainbow blushed. Pinkie burst into happy tears.

"How wonderful and nice to say, Green," Rarity said with Spike standing beside her.

"How....nice this is. I'm hope you two are happy together," said Fluttershy, smiling as cute as she could smile.

"Thanks, Fluttershy," said Rainbow.

"Let's have a Party!" suggested Pinkie, done crying.

"How about a Slumber Party instead," suggested Twilight.

"Okey-Dokey Lokey," said Pinkie.

"We're all happy for yeah and..." Applejack began.

"We hope you two are happy too," finished Twilight.

"Thanks all you guys...And.....Oh no.......What time is it?" I asked.

"6 minutes to 10am. Why?" asked Twilight.

"Were almost late to the first meeting of the WPD (Wonderbolts Ponyville Division)," answered Rainbow.

"See yeah later," We said as we left and took off.

"This...will be interesting," said Twilight, looking into the sunrise, seeing the two of us disappear.

The Choice Alternate Ending

I thought about it and came up with the best idea; improve my Honey and Apples story through this.

The Choice Finale Alternate Ending

Our favorite cyan pony, Rainbow Dash was relaxing with Green under the stars. She had something to say.

"I need your help," she said.

"Let me guess. Applejack," I said bluntly.

"ugh...yes," she replied.

"I have an idea," I said.

"What do you have in mind?" Rainbow asked.

"I promise, If my first plan won't get you two together, I don't know what will" I said with a Grin.

"Your on. Your gonna regret this," Rainbow Dash said, suddenly pumped.

"Do you honestly have to make a competition out of everything?" I said with a look of sarcasm on my face.

"Oh! You were kidding?" Rainbow asked as Green did a hoof palm.

"Yes! Now I've got a great scenario for you to play out and see what you think," I said.

"A scenario? What am I, a Puppet?" Rainbow sarcastically remarked.

"Trust me. Now, you two will sit in the barn at sunset and watch the sunset together. If that wasn't romantic enough, I'll give you something to go with the apples you'll have with Applejack for the Scene: Honey and..."

"Honey?" asked Rainbow.

"Believe me, this," started Green, now showing Rainbow the Honey Pot,"will work."

"Hmm....Oh! Alright. BUT, This better work." said Rainbow.

"Trust me, If you follow my plan, she'll be begging for your heart. HA! HA! HA!" I shouted while Thunder roared in the background.

"Your weird," said Rainbow, rolling her eyes at me.

"JUST FOLLOW ME!" I shouted as Rainbow joined by my side.

Dawn of the Final Day - 24 hours remain.

I was hiding behind the barn to make sure I wasn't spotted. Rainbow Dash was on her way to Sweet Apple Acres to watch the sunset with the mare of her dreams, Applejack. Rainbow had with her a bucket of fresh apples and a Pot of honey. When she arrived, she saw her friend finishing work for the day.

"Howdy, Rainbow. I'm almost done for today." said Applejack as she finished getting the last of a tree's apples. Rainbow was in a sort of trance as they walked toward the barn. Rainbow couldn't keep her eyes off of Applejack. She snapped back into reality when they were laying down on hay, next to each other, watching the sunset.

"Hey, Applejack. I thought while watching the sunset," Rainbow started, reaching out with the apples and honey,"we could have some honey and apples."

"Sure, Rainbow. That's sweet of ya, going outta your way to get some honey for this," said Applejack, reaching for the first apple. Rainbow blushed and grabbed an apple, too. They ate their apples, dunked in honey with a sweet taste in their mouths.

After a few minutes of sunset watching and eating apples and honey, Rainbow knew if any time was better to admit her feelings, she would miss it.

"Applejack?" said Rainbow, shaking like a leaf with nervousness.

"Yeah, sugarcube?" replied Applejack, puzzled by Rainbow's unusual nervousness; the only other time Rainbow got nervous was at the Best Young Flyer's Competition.

"There's...something I've been meaning to tell you." said Rainbow, her wings standing on end and shaking, too.

"What's that?" asked Applejack, trying to turn the wheels in her head to make sense of the situation.

"I.....I....I Love you!" Rainbow spewed out and covering herself with her wings, hoping for the best. At first, Applejack was silent and thought about what had happened.

"Actually, I love you too," said Applejack, tears forming in both ponies eyes.

"Really?" asked Rainbow, tears bigger than before. Applejack simply nodded. Applejack then leaned in to kiss. "One thing first..." Rainbow said.

"Yeah?" Applejack asked.

"Could you let your mane down?" she asked. In no time at all, AJ untied the tied-up mane and let it flow. It was like a blonde version of Rainbow's. Rainbow was speechless.

Applejack then leaned in and kissed Rainbow on the lips. They never backed away, never wanting it to end, tears and hugs for minutes without a pause.

(Author - I'm crying too while typing this. SO BEAUTIFUL!...sniffle)

A few hours later, I checked on them and found them sound asleep. They were cuddling together and big smiles graced their faces too. I knew they wanted privacy, so I walked away. In the days to come, I would get together with Twilight. I would adopt a red pet carrot leaf named Steve and....

NO! HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT THE JOKE!

....Well. Chugga has some issues.

KEEP IN MIND...this is an ALTERNATE ending to the real story. This isn't the main plot.

Sleepover! Part 1

The Wait is over...

Twilight was getting ready to have a big sleepover to honor the new couple of Green and Rainbow Dash. There was a knock at the door.

"Coming," said Twilight, trotting to the door. She opened it to find Rarity and Spike holding hands as they came in.

"I got everything on the list, Twilight. We're all set to party," Spike said as he began finishing work on the snack table.

"Your work so much, Spiky," Rarity said, kissing him.

"I guess work has some advantages," Spike said, putting down a chip bowl.

"Come on. Let's get to work," Twilight said as the door closed.

"Not without me your not," said Pinkie opening the door.

"Pinkie. Thank's for coming. We're getting ready. Can you help?" asked Twilight.

"2 words: PARTY CANNON!" she screamed, firing shot after shot from her party cannon.

"All right. That's enough," said Twilight.

"Okey Dokey," said Pinkie, putting the cannon away. Soon enough, the other guests arrived.

"Hi all. We're here," I said, entering with Rainbow Dash, sweetest rainbow of all. Of course, we kissed too.

"Attention everypony. Our Sleepover will begin. I have made a list of things that we should do; not have to but recommended," said Twilight, pulling out parchment as she put it down to have some free time first.

"What kind of activities?" asked Big Mac. (Fluttershy brought him as a date).

"I contributed to adding classic games from back home into the mix, so games I like basically," I answered.

"Like what?" asked Rarity, enjoying appetizers.

"How about 20 questions?" asked Twilight.

"Okay. Something easy to start," Applejack said, sitting down.

Everyone gathered in a circle. I began with "Rainbow Dash."

"Is it alive?" asked Twilight. "Yes," I answered

"Can it fly?" asked Fluttershy. "Yes," I answered.

"Is it bigger than a butterfly?" asked Rarity. "Yes," I answered.

"Is it me?" asked Rainbow. "Yes," I said, kissing her and hugging too.

"There out. Let's play something else," said Spike.

Not much at first but soon, you'll be laughing your head off.

Sleepover! Part 2

"Truth or Dare?" asked Fluttershy.

"Yup!" I replied. Game 2 was Truth or Dare.

"I'll start," said Twilight. "Applejack."

"Hmm....dare," said Applejack.

"I dare you, when we do makeovers, Rarity does yours and you let her do the whole thing without complaining or your input on how it should look.." Applejack started to sweat; Heart rate sped up.

"Your.......on...........*gulp*." Twilight was laughing hysterically on the inside. "Ma turn. Rarity."

"Truth."

"What's your worst habit?" Rarity sweat too. Her heart rate got faster, too.

"Since I won't risk the dare,......I'll say.......picking at my teeth when I'm impatient." She shuttered at the thought. "Um.....Fluttershy."

"Truth, please."

"Besides Adult Dragons, what's the one animal you hate or dislike the most?" She grinned.

"Oh........um.......though I love all the little animals in the world, my least favorite, besides adult dragons........Yoshi's." She began to shiver.

"Yoshi's. Really? They are as harmless as...." Rainbow began.

"UNTIL THEY EAT YOU!" The usually shy Pegasus shouted...loudly for once. The group shuttered.

The room became silent. "Awkward," Spike said.

"Spike." Fluttershy said.

"Truth."

"Hmm....Don't you like Jellybeans?"

"Love 'em."

"Well then, which flavor do you hate?"

"Tough one..............Ah, from the Harry Potter Jellybeans, Vomit flavored." Spike and Rarity, holding a hand/hoof to their mouths, stood up and ran to the restroom. After 5 minutes of silence, I checked on them. They were kissing, obviously, and didn't even notice me. I was freaked out and impressed at once. After 2 minutes, they came back. Spike then chose Pinkie Pie.

"Dare."

"I dare you to.......Eat 50 marshmallows."

"Aw. Is that all?" We looked on with confusion.

"All right. How about 60 Marshmallows and 30 jellybeans?"

"Okey Dokey." She hopped over to get the candy.

"ARE YOU CRAZY? PINKIE COULD GET A SUGAR RUSH LIKE HELL!" We shouted.

"This will kick ass!" Spike thought, the pink challenger returning with bowls of candy.

"So. How long does it have to be, Spike?" Pinkie asked.

"Hmm..............50 minutes." We had our mouths open, looking dumbfounded.

"Okey Dokey." Spike got out a stopwatch.

"Ready...Set...GO!" It clicked. I went over and looked on my laptop for something to watch(OMG Laptops Exist! Yeah they do.). A half hour later...

Pinkie hit the table, making us aware she was done. The timer clicked.

"30 minutes. A new record. Whoa. You got me beat." Spike admitted defeat and was comforted by Rarity. Pinkie then chose me.

"Truth."

"Worst movie you've ever seen."

"Twilight; vampire movie based on the book." We groaned and laughed. We all hated that horrible movie.

"Rainbow." I said, kissing her.

"Hmm...Dare."

"I dare you to.....write me a poem and read it aloud. Not that embarrassing and I'll love you more." I made a win-win gesture and she nodded. 5 minutes passed. She finished.

"Just warning you, it doesn't rhyme." I shrugged. "Going fast is what we do and I wouldn't share going fast with anyone but you, Green" I began to cry. The others clapped. I hugged her and kissed her.

"I think that's enough of Truth or Dare," Spike said. We nodded and moved on.

For help with understanding Freeze and Cliffhanger, this is the link.

This is for Freeze, Cliffhanger and Mother Brain

"Freeze?" asked Rarity.

"Two ponies play out a scene. Somepony says 'freeze.' The 2 freeze. They tag one and take over(for example - I say freeze, Twilight and Rainbow freeze. I tag Rainbow and take over).

"I'll go first. Twilight, care to join me?" asked Spike. She nodded. They stood up while we sat on the couch.

"Go." I shouted.

"Fair maiden, this glass slipper will surly fit your foot and you shall become a princess," Spike recited, making gestures. Twilight picked up on the scene right away as one of the last scene's of Disney's Cinderella. Twilight sat on a chair as Spike motioned putting a slipper on her hoof.

"It fit's!" Twilight stands up and dances in circles and spins with Spike.

"Freeze." Pinkie stands up and tags Spike out.

"We're going to Disney World, Twilight. Can you believe it?" They continued to hop around.

"Now I'll get to take a picture of Goofy, Mickey and Donald. This will be fun." They stop. Twilight suddenly falls next to Pinkie.

"Freeze." Applejack said. She tagged out Pinkie. She stands next to Twilight in a hoof to hip position.

"I thought you knew vampires sparkle, Bella," Applejack said, looking like Edward from...that vampire movie. We all laughed. Twilight chuckled before continuing.

"Oh, Edward." She said in a stereotypical girly voice.

"Freeze," I say. I tag Twilight out. "And here we have the Farmer Hall of Fame's greatest statue, Applejack, Celestia bless her soul.

"I'm a zombie............ooooooooooooooo........." Applejack says as she moves like Frankenstein's monster towards me.

"Freeze," Spike said. He tagged me out. "Don't worry, Rarity. I'll save you." He starts humming the Indiana Jones theme (go find it yourself) and uses his tail as a whip.

"FREEZE.........before somepony gets hurt," Fluttershy screamed then quickly flew up and tagged Applejack out. "This is it, Dr. Jones. The Temple of Doom."

"Look out! A snake. I'll take care of this." Spike grabbed his tail and waved it up and down.

"Freeze." I said as I tagged Fluttershy out. "When this baby hits 88mph, your gonna see some serious shit."

"Check, Doc." Spike held up an invisible camera.

I made a vroom noise with my mouth. "Scene. Fun right?" They clapped and nodded.

We went to bed, satisfied with all that we did. It was the best sleepover ever.

(Had to end it due to future romances forcing me to move on. Better Sleepover coming up after two more chapters).

Hearts and Hooves in Ponyville

This will pair 4 mares predicted to love each other in a prophecy.

"Ah, Hearts and Hooves. Another reason to love you, Dashie." I said, thinking of my mare-friend, as cute as ever. I prepared breakfast in bed for us: Cookies & Cream Pop Tarts for me and her favorite breakfast: Scrambled Eggs and Hash Browns with an energy drink for her and water for me. I've loved to cook since I was little plus was in a restaurant class at a career center in high school, so I know a thing or 2 about preparation and carrying platters. Using such skills, I made my way to the bedroom and found Rainbow had just woke up.

"All Aboard: Breakfast Express. Toot-Toot." I made train noises and she giggled. "I just love Hearts and Hooves. I love everything about it, but I love you the most, Dashie." She blushed.

"Love you, too, honey." Rainbow was sleepy and romantic at the same time. I couldn't help but giggle like an idiot. We watched the new episode of Pokemon [I was quite surprised to find out that she loves Pokemon, Mythbusters, Doctor Who and Video Games(especially Mario, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong, Smash Bros., Kirby, etc..) as much as me]. Anyway, we finished up and went out to relax in the warm Hearts and Hooves sun.

Everypony was out with their significant other today doing romantic stuff. We stopped at Carousel Boutique first. We knocked and were greeted with Rarity. "Hello, Rainbow, Green. I suppose you two are enjoying Hearts and Hooves?" Rarity asked, rhetorically.

"Yes, Rarity. We are enjoying such a lovely day. How about you and Spike?" I asked. She turned her head.

"We too are enjoying our love. I'm actually in the process of making duel Valentine's dresses and suits. I've made mine and his." She floats over a picture of the two with the outfits on. They looked good.

"We'll talk. Later." I said, flying away with Rainbow. Rarity closed the door to continue enjoying the day.

"Honey Bunny, I love yeah to bits," Big Mac said to Fluttershy, both of whom were laying on the grass under an apple tree.

"You too, dear," Fluttershy said, kissing him afterwords. We decided to leave them alone. They looked too cute, anyway.

Meanwhile, At Twilight's library...

"Trixie, ever since you came back, there's something I've been meaning to tell you." Twilight and Trixie were on a couch, looking at each other.

"Yes, Twilight?"

"I LOVE YOU, Trixie. Ever since you left, I've missed you all the time and have thought about you every day." The purple unicorn began to cry. Trixie was silent, but cried too. She raised a hoof to briefly stop Twilight's tears.

"I also have something to say. I love you too." Twilight began to cry, happily smiling. Trixie leaned in and hugged her. "Ever since I left, I've felt empty inside. I realized how I felt about you and made my way back as quick as possible. You and Green found me and here we are." They both were crying into each other's mane, feeling it too. Trixie's was soft and silky. Twilight's was bouncy and thick. After minutes of crying, they seperated and Twilight began.

"Trixie, I..." She was interrupted by a hoof. When Trixie removed it, she leaned in and kissed Twilight on the lips. They never felt anything so amazing in their lives. They held the kiss for many minutes. Trixie broke it.

"Happy Hearts and Hooves, Twi."

"I love you, Trix." She smiled.

"You too, Twi." She smiled back. They kissed and hugged and rolled around for hours. Not sexual, just warm and loving. When we got there, we knocked on the door.

"Come in." I opened the door and we walked in. The lights were on and they were sitting on the couch, reading books.

"How are you two today?" Rainbow asked.

"We have a little announcement. But, Pinkie Pie swear not to tell until we do," Trixie said.

"Cross our hearts, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in our eyes," We said together. Trixie motioned to come closer.

"Twilight and I are together." We clapped softly, celebrating the event.

"Congratulations, you two. We hope the best," Rainbow finished as we headed to the door.

"Um...Can we tell Pinkie?" I asked.

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"I thought 'a Party to celebrate is a good idea, so let's tell Pinkie to help,'" I explained.

"Is that it? All right. Only her. See you later." We left and flew to Sugarcube Corner.

"Come on, Applejack. Let's make some pie," Pinkie motioned the orange pony to follow her to the kitchen. She did and entered a clean room with many ingredients. "Where are the apples you brought?" Applejack reached into her bag and dropped a bag of apples on the counter. "Yeah. Let's start." They prepared the pie by following the usual steps to make one. After the pies went in the oven, they sat at the counter to wait. "Applejack, I've been worried about you." Applejack looks at Pinkie with confusion. "You never relax and have fun. All you do is work all day. But, I'm also jealous. You have all this energy. Even though I love to party, I'm not as energetic as I look." Applejack was silent for a moment.

"I'm jealous of ya'll, too. Ya'll can make ponies so darn happy. I just supply fruits and veggies." She lowered her head.

"Aw...Don't say that, Applejack. You make me happy." Applejack lifted her head. "Every time I see your pretty face, that makes me really happy. Your so kind, thoughtful, dependable and pretty...!" She covered her mouth with a hoof.

"Yeah think I'm pretty, Sugarcube?" She started to cry.

"Well, yeah. Pretty eyes, mane, hat, heck everything about yeah is pretty. But, there's something I wanted to tell you." She blushed furiously.

"Yeah, hun?"

"I love you. Ever since I met you, your very sight makes me happy. I hope If you don't feel the same, we could still be friends." She held her head down, ready for the worst. Applejack tapped Pinkie with her hoof.

"Pinkie?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you too, sugarcube. Your so cute and fluffy. You make me feel so happy." She stopped. Pinkie was crying and so was she. They then kissed. They held the kiss for minutes. They then broke it.

"HappyHearts and Hooves, Pinkie." She smiled.

"You too." Pinkie smiled back. They kissed, rolled around and hugged for hours. Not sexual, just warm and loving. We arrived later.

"Hello?" I asked, opening the door. Pinkie then came out of nowhere.

"Hi there, Green and Rainbow. Having fun today?"

"Yeah. Can we tell you something?" Rainbow asked. "Pinkie Swear not to spill?" Pinkie nodded. We told her about Twilight and Trixie.

"That's so sweet. We should have a party to celebrate. Wait! I need to say something, too." She turned around. "Honey?" Applejack came out of the kitchen, apple pie crumbs on her face. "We're together. I'll throw a double party tonight to celebrate."

"Okay. At Twilight's, okay?" She nodded. "Can you tell the lot to meet there?" She nodded again and grabbed a pen, blank invitations and her invitation hat and left. Applejack went upstairs to sleep. We left and went back home.

The party was really fun. They reveled their secrets with everyone happy for them. We had some time to cuddle with our mare-friends. We ate snacks, danced, did karaoke, watched movies and YouTube videos until we fell asleep.Before that, Rainbow and I sat at the balcony and stargazed. It was the best Hearts and Hooves ever.

The Thunder Hammer

Though I haven't said it much, I've always worn the pendant I found the day I got to Equestria. It always had a...charm to it that I like about it. Little did I know of the incredible power it held.

I was leaving the library after getting books when...

"Green. Your pendant." I looked at it and it was glowing a green aura and it began to change into something. After a bright flash, I was holding a giant golden hammer. I turned around.

"What the hell?" Twilight recognized the hammer and magically searched for the right book. Finding it, she floated it over to me.

"The Thunder Hammer?" She floated it back to her and began reading.

"It is a powerful weapon used by many in the past and went missing for many decades. It selects it's bearer, but doesn't speak. The hammer can change into any other weapon if the bearer thinks of one(it cannot use ammunition so no guns can work)."

"So not only can it change into a..." I thought of a sword and it became one. "Sword, but it chose me? That's AWESOME!"

"It chose you for certain. Take VERY good care of it."

"If you worried about me killing anybody, don't be. I'm not that kind of pony anyway. Thanks, Twilight." I left, eager to tell Dashie about it. Twilight was worried, but knew I also wasn't reckless.

Sorry about the length. Wanted to get it out. Longer chapters coming.

The Couple's New Pets

I was walking around Ponyville, wondering what kind of thing to get Rainbow for our 1 year anniversary. I decided on a new pet after seeing how unfitting Tank was. Though a loyal pet, Rainbow deserved better. I looked up and thought what kind of pet she deserves. Suddenly, a portal appeared to my right. It was like a "Portal" blue portal after firing an orange one too. Stepping through it, I was greeted to someone running into me.

POW!

We got up. He looked like he was in a hurry. He had a red jacket and hat on. He was a little out of breath, but could still speak.

"Sorry. I..just found out....I JUST WON A WORLD CRUISE!...uh oh...who will I get.....Hey! Do you want some Poke.....er I mean Pets for free?" I nodded. "Here are your storage devices, beginner's guide and some supplies. I gotta go." He handed me 3 Pokeballs, a book and a bag of supplies before running off.

"Wait! If this is what I think it is..." I pushed the gray button and the ball opened, shooting out a white laser to the ground. When I could see, my eyes were the size of windows. I saw a Zorua, my favorite Generation 5 Pokemon. I quickly pulled out the other 2 and opened them, revealing a male Pikachu and a female Pikachu (female have a notched tail). I was gobsmacked and silent for a minute. I thought to myself for a minute before I got one hell of an epiphany.

THAT'S IT! I'll give Rainbow the female Pikachu and the other two will be mine!

I saw that they were well trained as they came to me, but didn't attack. I picked them up and went back through the portal, book and bag in all. We sat on a bench, resting after introductions were amazing. I saw that the guide was "The Beginner's Guide to Pokemon Training." I kept it just in case. I looked in the bag. It had:

-Max Potions and Full Restores

-a bag of Poke-block, Poffins and berries (each had a bag)

-3 cans of Pokemon food

-recipes

-30 Masterballs

I was in shock. Pikachu had to slap me to make sure I didn't die from shock. I patted him on the head, thanking him for the wake-up call. I put everything into my bag, which I carry around most of the time. I let the Pokemon ride on my wings as we trotted into town. i decided to go to the costume store for a special costume and went to Twilight's. She cast the Cloud Shoes spell on them. We arrived at Dash's and I flew us up. I put them away into their Poke-balls and went inside.

"Hi Green," said Dashie.

"I have a surprise for you." She giggled with glee and came over to me. "Close your eyes." She did and I reached into my bag, pulling out the Poke-balls. "Open em." She did and was not convinced.

"What?" I put up my hoof.

"It's not what's on the outside, but what's inside that counts." I opened up them and...

"Their awesome...." She hugged me.

"Happy Anniversary, Dashie."

EPILOGUE

Tank was sitting on the porch of Dash's home. I want outside to see him there. He wasn't that happy or sad. He was just...well....Tank. I sat next to him. He had his head down.

"Don't feel too bad, Tank. I just...thought Rainbow needed a...pet she deserves. But your a great pet, too. You can't kill your owner, even if you tried, you can...not run away." I felt like I sucked at cheering him up, but he smiled...a little. "Your dependable and loyal....just like...Dashie." I realized that I just learned the lesson Dashie learned: pets can't be judged on awesome levels, they need to be reliable. Though Tank wasn't a cute dog, he was a pet either way. "You remind me of Dashie: loyal to those close to you. Though she can get...egotistical, she's a beautiful, wonderful....ow" He bit me, not strong but enough to hurt. "I guess we all can be slow sometimes." 20 seconds later, he nodded. "Anyway, she's a great pet owner. I just hope you can forgive me for the things I've said and done. I just thought she deserved a better pet. But, I realize she might just need something else:" he looked at me with surprise. "A better boyfriend." I jumped off the cloud-home, wings intentionally behind my back and closed my eyes. He looked with horror and he dived to save me.

I opened my eyes and realized I was flying...without using my wings or magic? I looked up to see Tank, holding me up. I died a little inside, knowing that jumping was only a test to see how loyal he really was. Now I was being shallow. "Listen, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I was being shallow on you." We reached the porch. I started to cry. I stopped, looking and seeing Tank gently biting my ear. He opened his arms and we hugged. Even if he could talk, he would have done the same thing. We went inside, him riding on my back.

A Romantic Evening for Dashie and I

It was 7am. I was at Dashie's place. The softest home I ever saw, clouds everywhere. I walked into Dashie's bedroom, laptop in hoof. I went into bed, seeing the lovely Rainbow Dash beside me, still sleeping. I smiled, knowing that my life was good. A great girlfriend and Scootaloo as a kid. Life was good. Suddenly, Rainbow opened her eyes. She stirred and began to get up from sleep.

"Morning, Dashie," I said. She giggled.

"Morning, Honey," She replied.

"Guess what I planned for tonight?" She tried to think, well, based on her expression.

"What?" I put my hoof to her neck and slowly raised it to her muzzle.

"A romantic evening for the two of us." I kissed her after I finished. She was going to try to ask what I had in mind, but she knew It would be a surprise, so she remained silent about it. She did say this:

"Looking forward to it, Greeny."

The time came and I told her to close her eyes. I walked her to a bench, overlooking a racetrack with many colors. We sat down.

"This is my favorite place to go when I can. I love it because it reminds me of you." She opened her eyes, but heard music first.

Mario Kart 7 - Rainbow Road (SNES)

"Oh Green. It's beautiful..." She tried to keep her composure, failing but romantic all the same. I leaned in and hugged her close. She happily cried in my mane; I didn't mind. She pulled away for a moment to gather composure. "Thank you. I love you, Green."

"You too, Dashie." I leaned in, her lips locked with mine. We came in to a tight embrace. It was just us, enjoying our own company.

The Doctor - Part 1

"Space

So empty, void of life, mostly void of life.

The Doctor

Protector of life in all galaxies. Killing more species than saved....not a protector. A problem is a more sufficient description."

"I concur Dalek Khan."

"Status on tracking The Doctor?" asked Dalek Khan, in a robotic voice.

"He and the TARDIS are crash landing and are heading straight for a wormhole," replied Dalek 1.

"Permission to pursue?" asked Dalek 2.

"Granted." ordered Dalek Khan. The Dalek ship began to follow the TARDIS into a strange wormhole. Moments later, a Cyber-Ship followed the two. On-board, an unknown stowaway is unconscious.

Meanwhile, on the TARDIS, The Doctor is also unconscious. He is unable to do anything to stop the inevitable crash landing, but where?

**GREEN'S ADVENTURES IN PONYVILLE - SAGA 1

THE DOCTOR - PART 1**

Ponyville at night. Peaceful doesn't even begin to describe how calm it is. Luna, having returned after 1000 years, has managed to make night more beautiful than ever. Even Twilight's home, usually filled with Twilight up late studying, has them asleep. Spike was asleep, most likely dreaming of Rarity. Twilight was asleep, dreaming about either books or Trixie, having returned and the two being in love. All of a sudden, a whining noise fills the air:

TARDIS Landing Sound

As the noise draws closer, Twilight wakes up and looks around. Seeing nothing and still hearing the noise, she gets up from bed and looks out the window. She sees a meteor-like object headed straight for her home. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screams as she leaves her room, magically levitates Spike and runs for the basement, him in tow.

"Twilight....it's too early for wake-up," Spike whined.

"Spike. We are in a 12a Blue. Giant object crash landing in my bedroom," she said. Suddenly, A crash filled the air:

CRASH!

When the noise subsided, the frightened two, leave the basement to investigate. "What do you think it is?" Spike asked, whispering into Twilight's ear.

"I'm not sure," Twilight replied. They climb the stairs to find a Blue Box, strangely upright after crashing into the room. "Police Public Call Box. I know I've heard of those before, but definitively NOT of one that crash lands into homes of innocent ponies." It suddenly opened it's doors, them somehow not noticing.

"Actually, It's usually people's homes, but I'm open," said the pony. He was a tan colt, brown mane & tail. He also had an Hourglass cutie-mark.

"AHHHH!" They screamed.

"Am I on the Obislube Planet, again? Why can't they just talk normally? Oh well. AHHHHHH!" He replied. Twilight stopped screaming and Spike passed out, exhausted.

"Wait! Your can talk?" Twilight asked, shocked by the development.

"Yes. I can hear that you can, too. I can also SEE that your an equine of a smallish variant, most likely a pony, correct?"

"Yes. I'm a pony, as are you." Twilight said.

"No, I'm a Time Lord....that looks human."

"I have read about humans, but you look like a pony."

"Have a mirror? If that's true, I wanna see for myself."

"Certainly." Twilight magicked up her mirror and put if before the stranger.

"Oh. Your right. I am a pony. The tail's nice, mane is good too, no ginger..blast..what's this?" He pointed to his bum with a hoof.

"That is your cutie-mark. It appears to be an hourglass.....would time be your specialty?"

"Yes it it. Using the TARDIS here I....Wait! Where are my manners? I'm the Doctor and you are?" He extended out a hoof.

"Twilight Sparkle."

"Brilliant name, by the way." He observed the damage to Twilight's room. "I guess I should tell you why my TARDIS crashed into your home." She nodded. "Simple really. I use the TARDIS to travel back in time and through space, hence the name: Time And Relative Dimension In Space." She was strangely accepting of the matter.

"Did you crash here on purpose?!" She looked steamed.

"NO! I'd never do something like this on purpose. I was knocked out, regenerated and my TARDIS crash landed into your home."

"Regenerated?"

"My species, Time Lords, can sort of 'cheat death' when we are about to die by rearranging traits, though it feels like dyeing." Twilight started to cry. "Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.......oh come here." He came over and hugged the saddened unicorn to comfort. "Shh...It's okay." He brushed his hoof through her mane. "Very soft."

"Sorry....." She got out.

"It's alright." She let go of him. "Let's go to sleep, for now. I'll tell you everything tomorrow." She nodded and saw that somehow, her bed was untouched. She climbed in and fell asleep. The Doctor walked into his TARDIS and shut the doors.

It wasn't a pretty sight, seeing his TARDIS broken. He walked up to the control panel. He felt it for a moment before going into the halls. He walked down a long corridor, white and sides covered in bumpy patterns. He came to a door, saying "The Doctor's Room." He entered his room, a simple bed and 3 white walls decorated it. He didn't find it boring, just empty. One thing he always felt was loneliness. Amy Pond, Rory Williams and River Song had recently said goodbye to the time lord. He walked up to the bed, slipped into it, and closed his eyes. Before getting to sleep, a single tear ran down his face, muzzle and fell to the floor.

"Morning, Spike." Twilight said. "Spike?" She looked at him, his gaze not moving from the TARDIS.

"WHAT IS IT?" Spike asked.

"Oh. You fainted before you saw him."

"WHO HIM?"

"The Doctor."

"Doctor Who?"

"HELLO!" He shouted, scaring the baby dragon out of his wits. "Sorry. Overdid it a bit." Spike was now trembling.

"Spike. He's a friend who crash landed....." She explained everything to Spike that she was told last night. The Doctor added that his TARDIS needs time to heal and Twilight offers to let him stay for a while. He accepts and gets to work fixing Twilight's home. Twilight also informs The Doctor of the basics of pony life, the Princesses, the 3 pony types and other creatures. He was flabbergasted with every new piece of information. Soon enough, Twilight's friends were gathered, as was I, and were told about him.

"...That's why I have to stay here and let my TARDIS heal."

"Okay...I guess," Fluttershy said.

"Okey-Dokey," Pinkie said.

"All right," Applejack said.

"Okay." Rainbow and I said.

"Yes. First, we must get you some new clothes, darling," Rarity insisted.

"Fine," He replied.

"Follow me..." He did and they were soon gone to Carousal Boutique. We were silent.

"Awkward," Spike said.

"Done! Perfect! You look smashing, darling."

"Very nice. Thank you Rarity."

The Doctor - Part 2

The TARDIS door opened.

“Ooooooh.”

The Doctor smiled, basking in Pinkie’s impressed noise.

“Yeah, I still got it. Now, let’s see what she’s got for us.” The brown stallion rushed in, seeming far more excited now than he had all day, a genuine, giddy, heart-pounding excitement that Pinkie found much more appealing than his earlier seriousness.

Trotting behind him, she made it less than three steps before nearly crashing into the Doctor’s rump.

“Oh…look at you….. .OOhhhhHHH Look at YOU!” The Doctor looked around, absolutely amazed as he took it in.

“It’s… all different. Wait, it didn’t look like This the other day.” Pinkie looked around, also marveling at the changes.

As before, it was bigger on the inside, but now It was even larger than before, if only a bit. The Golden half-globes along the wall were gone, as were the stone-looking pillars, the walls replaced with a glowing, light sky-blue wall that almost seemed to provide a Sunny Ambiance. The Central Control Station as before, was sitting on a solid, transparent platform above a mass of exposed circuitry and wires that seemed to be constantly moving. But now, they seemed to form vine-like connections of lights and wire, giving it an almost organic look with softer colors. Although she was hardly familiar with the controls of the TARDIS, Pinkie was able to tell that the buttons and levers had shifted around from before, several hoof-shaped panels, a set of levers that looked like they were designed to be grabbed by the mouth and pulled down on, and a brace pieces was set to push against with a shoulder or flank along one corner to turn another mechanism.

Where there had been just an open archway to the rest of the TARDIS that Pinkie had gone zipping though on her last visit, there was now a staircase, made at the proper length and angle for pony hooves to easily navigate and led to a completely different direction than before that must have contained the rest of the rooms inside the TARDIS.

One thing that had not changed was the glass tube, which still sported the bulb-like fixtures moving up and down inside of it, But now, glowing a soft green and orange, it was adorned on three sides by decorative Pony-Shoes, too large for any real pony she knew (Except Maybe Big Macintosh), they were studded with six  dark buttons, each of a different color. Almost as if it noticed her looking at it, one of the buttons suddenly lit up, a lovely shade of pink.

“She’s changed the Desktop Theme away from the Coral Setting…. No, she didn’t change the template, she customized a whole new one.” The Doctor looked around, surprised by the alteration and with a slight squealing giddiness to his voice as he pranced around, taking it all in with excitement. “My word… she’s gone Native on me. Look at that… it’s a little Horse-Shoe. And these controls…. Ohh This is going to be interesting. Set up for hooves and mouth-pieces and everything. I was wondering how I was going to turn the axis rotator without thumbs. That’s my TARDIS, always one step ahead. Makes sense though, After all, I doubt she wants to end up back in the 80’s again because I can’t keep my hooves on right the buttons. ”

“She?” Pinkie asked inquisitively.

“Oh of course. The TARDIS isn’t just a machine you know. TARDIS’ are not built, they are grown. And she is VERY Much alive, with her own living, beating Heart and a personality all her own.” The Doctor responded happily, moving around the center console, leaning into it with his flank as he set his hoof up to run along the edge.

Pinkie giggled a bit at the scene, causing the Doctor to look up at her.

“Would you like a moment alone with your Time Machine, Doctor?”

“No… not at all. It’s always better to travel with a friend. Now isn’t it?” The Doctor merely returned the smile.

“So we are friends now, Doc?” Pinkie gave him a sideways look, keeping her smile, but leaving the question hanging.

“Yeah, of course we are.” The Doctor responded offhandedly, turning a monitor towards him and setting his fore-hooves onto the console. “Now, let me just check these readouts and see if…”

The Doctor’s smile faded slowly as he looked over the monitor, Pinkie unable to see exactly what it was he was looking at.

“That…shouldn’t be possible.” His amusement dropped like a stone.

“What is it? What’s wrong?”

“She’s been resting ever since Twilight and I came back day before yesterday, and everything is functional but, her energy stores are almost completely gone.” The Doctor’s tone turned more worried as he looked over and pressed a set of enlarged, hoof sized buttons. “Where are my brainy Specs when I need them...”

“Maybe she’s hungry?” Pinkie offered, unsure what to do as the Time-Pony moved around the console.

“The TARDIS does need to eat, but it feeds on the the energy from the Universe. Well, my home Universe anyways. I was worried at first that this universe wouldn’t be compatible, that it would be like diesel in a petrol … oh wait, that metaphor doesn’t apply here does it… hmmmm. OH, Oh I know, that It would be like feeding a pony gemstones. It might be good for Spike and dragons like him, but you couldn’t get by on them, am I right?”

“Okay, I get that…. So she doesn’t like our world then?” Pinkie gasped as she came to a horrifying conclusion. “She’s not going to starve is she? I can go get things from the Bakery!”

“No, she’s getting energy from SOMEWHERE, but it’s she’s being picky… VERY Picky. She had enough fuel leftover from my home universe to run a while, but now that’s all out. Hmmm, Must be why she was all over the place the last few trips.”

“Oh You mean when it…uh… ‘she’ crashed into Fluttershy’s Cottage and Mr. Tinker’s Toyshop?”

“Precisely, granted those were both accidents, but the fact that she’s still functioning means that she was getting new energy somewhere… and…”

The Doctor Paused.

“And what is this…. Hello.” He looked a bit closer. “Seven Percent…. Nine Percent. There we go… That’s a Girl.. Now where are you getting it from?”

The Doctor took a step back and nodded, obviously relieved as he looked about.

“I’m sorry to say, Pinkie, it looks like I’m going to have to give you a rain-check on that trip to the Moon. The TARDIS will be fine, it looks like, but it will take some time to get a stable fuel level. I’ve got to figure out what she’s using for power.”

“That’s okay. But Before we go to the Moon, Could you show me around?”

The Doctor smirked, looking up to Pinkie with a large smile again across his features.

“Sure, It’ll be a first time for me too after all, Let’s go exploring. Shall we?”

As his good humor seemed to return with the relief that the TARDIS was safely, if a bit too slowly, charging itself, The Doctor and Pinkie Pie moved to the stairs, easily trotting up them and into the rooms.

So distracted was the Doctor by the drastic change in the TARDIS’ look and the strange turn of events concerning his Time-Machine’s design and layout, that he had forgotten to close the Doors behind him.

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Pinkie Pie and The Doctor half walked, half waddled out of the newly discovered arboretum that had formed on the TARDIS, both laughing at each other’s antics, which had led to the two of them ending up in the pond that had been formed at the center and soaking them both to the point that Pinkie’s fluffy, curly hair was drenched and flat on her head, showing just how long it was when it wasn’t in it’s usual ‘puffed’ state.

“She’s really gone all out with the bits of nature settings, hasn’t she? I didn’t even know she could manufacture Tree-borgs like that. And the little waterfall is a nice touch.”

“You know what we need to get for that pond?”

“A guard-rail to keep Pink Ponies from pushing unsuspecting Time-Lords into it?”

“Nooo, You need some Fish. They sell the prettiest sort of fish in Ponyville at Miss Pond’s shop.”

Knowing full well that the TARDIS was capable of cleaning up inside of itself, he Doctor shook himself dry, Pinkie Following suit a moment later and her hair puffing with a defined ‘POOF” a moment later as it seemed to air dry instantly.

“Oh Yeah, that is exactly what we need in here. Along with all of those extra bedrooms and the kitchen. I mean, a Kitchen? She’s never stocked more than a basic cupboard in here before. You’d think that She was expecting a whole lot of company from all of the spare bedrooms she’s got setup in here. Okay, now lets see what’s behind the next door.”

Over the last couple of hours, Pinkie Pie and The Doctor had enjoyed exploring the New TARDIS, which the Doctor had come to realize, was easily twice the size of it’s older format. Fit with multiple Bedrooms, a Library that seemed to be almost an exact Replica of the Books and Branches, Full Working Kitchens, The Pool, A gymnasym that seemed set up for a whole set of equestrian sports,  an Arboretum with a large, manageable garden inside, A Treasure Room of his own (Which he had spent a good deal of time regaling Pinkie with a few stories of his more… appealing… adventures) and his little used Wardrobe Room (Although given his current physical situation, most of those outfits were completely useless.) It was not like his TARDIS to go so ‘all out’ in designing the side rooms as it had this time around, but the exploration and investigation did have a certain thrill with it, and doing so alongside Pinkie was all the more fun as the Party Pony went all out to explore every aspect of the area, asking any number of questions.

Moving along to the next door, The Doctor set his hoof onto the handle and  turned it, looking in.

When the Doctor looked in, it took him several moments to realize exactly what it was that the TARDIS had done with this particular room.

And when he did, he found that this was not somewhere he wanted to be.

Pinkie had already pushed by him at this point, entering to take a look at the Eleven vacuum chamber tubes that circled the room. Encased inside each of them, a familiar outfit that was here, preserved for prosperity.

“Whooaa…  More of the goofy clothes.” Pinkie remarked offhandedly, amused as she started pacing around and looking at them. “Rarity would probably faint right away seeing these.”

“They’re…. Not Goofy.” The Time Lord remarked, moving into the room and noting the perfectly immaculate way in which the suits were set.

“Oh yeah? Look at this Scarf. It’s HUGE. Why would anybody wear something so bulky.”

The Doctor tried to contain himself, although he did have to admit it looked rather silly now that he thought back on it, he couldn’t help but remember the time that he had picked that ridiculously long scarf out.

“Is that… a piece of ‘Celery’? Okay, as a Cutie Mark is one thing, and fruits if Rarity is doing the outfit, maybe…. but Vegetables on clothes. ” Pinkie snickered at the white and red lined outfit before moving on. “Oh…Oohhhhh Wow. Yeah. You should NEVER let Rarity see this one. She would spit a bit if she saw this. WoW! The Rainbow Umbrella is one thing but.. Really. PLEASE tell me whoever wore this was blind.”

Pinkie laughed aloud as the Doctor Joined her, looking up at the Sixth Outfit in the line. But unlike before. He didn’t share her laughter, his face instead somewhat Solemn expression.

“Whose are these?” Pinkie asked curiously, still giggling a bit at the question-mark lined vest that was inside the next chamber.

“Mine.”

Pinkie paused, turning slightly towards the Doctor as he looked up at the Sixth Outfit.

“To be fair, I was more than slightly insane that time around. Moreso than usual. All and all, I would say the Rani did me a favor.”

“Oh…. Well, Um.. These last few are… nice.” Pinkie started apologetically, trying to keep a forced smile as she looked over the last in the line, a tweed looking coat complete with a bow-tie and a fez. Part of her was curious as to who ‘The Rani’ was, but hearing his tone, she thought better of it, her own expression surprisingly sober. “So… these are…?”

“Pieces of my past. Of each of my lives, set up like they are meant to be in a museum. But then again, perhaps they should be.” The Time Lord Sighed slightly. “Well over Nine Hundred Years… Eleven Lives… and into the Twelfth. I keep these, just a reminder sometimes of how far I’ve Come, where I’ve been…  You see, Pinkie, this is my Memory Room. I don’t usually come in here.”

He looked to her.

“I don’t often let others in here.”

The statement was left to hang thick in the air for a moment.

“There they are again…”

“What?”

“Those Old….Sad Eyes…” Pinkie started, looking back at him with concern. Then looking past him.

“Who are they?” Pinkie asked, moving past the Doctor before he managed to turn and see where she was heading.

The shelves were filled with pictures of creatures that had no fur, pony-like hair, and flat faces…. Some in black and white and others in color…. All set along in rows. Some of individuals, almost all looking like fillies, while others included colt-human individuals that were wearing the different outfits that Pinkie had unwittingly been laughing at.

“So this is what humans look like. Is this your family?”

“Oh no… no.. Well, In a sense… I suppose… sort of.” The Doctor Hesitated. “These are my… well, my companions. They traveled with me for a time… This one was Susan… she was the First… my.. Uhh, well… That’s a… well… LONG and complicated story. The Brigadier, now that was a good man. Oh.. Sarah Jane Smith. Oh she was a tough act to follow.” The Doctor nodded, his eyes fogging over slightly, as if his thoughts were a thousand miles away and his mouth was running on automatic.

Pinkie stayed quietly at his side, not asking who they were or commenting on the alien sounding names. There was an almost dreamy quality to his voice, as if he found himself lost in memories, pointing a hoof to at some, but ignoring others.

“Peri Brown….Sweet Peri. Oh how she put up with me when I was at my worse. I always loved her for that….  Ace, now She was something else, a real spitfire. No, I take that back. Donna. SHE was the Spitfire. Oh she drove me absolutely crazy, Donna Noble, ‘The Doctor Donna’.” He chuckled, moving along to the very last of the pictures in the line, a human mare with hair almost as curley as Pinkie’s own. “And River Song, Ohhh Professor Song,  The Trouble we got into and out of together…”

“Don’t worry, Doctor….” Pinkie set her hoof against his flank in a comforting fashion. “You’ll get home to see them again.”

“No…Oh no… That’s not…” The Doctor shook his head, keeping his voice steady even as he started to pull himself out of his train of memories.  “No. There’s nobody waiting for me back there…. Not anymore. Besides… I am Home. The Doctor in the TARDIS, always together. Out Exploring the Unknown. ”

His smile was forced as he turned, taking a breath and starting out of the room.

“Well, this was fun… we should take a look at what’s in the next room don’t you agree?”

“Who is she?”

The Doctor stopped, turning to where Pinkie’s hoof had pointed. Towards several pictures that were separate from the others.

Set in a  a small shelf off to the side were several pictures of the same human filly with longer, yellow hair.

Pinkie watched at as the Doctor’s forced smile faded, looking over the pictures.

“Rose… her name was Rose.” The Doctor tried to contain himself as the Pink Pony noted the sudden mix of expressions that crossed his face. “Pinkie Pie…  I would… really, like to leave… this room…. now.”

“What happened to her?”

“It’s not important.” The Doctor started to turn away.

“Why not?”

“BECAUSE IT ISN’T!” The harsh edge of the Doctor’s voice cut almost like a knife as Pinkie finally pushed too far.

“And besides that, I think it’s my turn to ask the question? Don’t you? SO here it is!  Why is it that you are always at it with the personal questions?  I swear, you Ponies Just like Humans in that respect. Monsters and Reapers and Weeping Pegasi at the door and you’re all asking about things that don’t have any bearing on what is going on. Can’t you just see that this is Who I am… Right now, in this moment… not what I might have been or who I was around in past lives!”

Pinkie Pie stood her ground, looking past the Doctor for a moment towards the door for a moment.

Was she considering running? He wouldn’t have been surprised. As free spirited and bubbly as she was, it would have been the smart thing to do. And at this point, it may have also been the best thing.

He knew that in these moments, he was not a something that any pony would want to be around.

But she looked back to him, holding her ground without tears or yielding a step.

“Why could you possibly want to know?” The Doctor asked, his anger dissipating after a moment as a more apologetic tone started to seep in.

Pinkie Pie was quiet for a moment, having faced only a glimpse of something that was hiding under The Doctor’s fur.

“Because… I’m your friend.” She responded softly. “You said so yourself. And all of these other friends you have… You have so many of them, and these are just your closest, aren’t they? I bet there are a whole lot of others out there too that don’t have a picture in here.”

Now it was the Doctor’s turn to take a step back, shame setting in at his outburst as Pinkie continued, her tone set with concern and hurt, but still defiantly attempting to reach out to him.

“How can somepony with so many friends… be ‘SO’ alone?”

The Doctor took a few breaths, looking over to the side, down the line of pictures from Susan to River… then over to the Eleven Suits standing as mute memorial to his past.

“I’m sorry, Pinkie Pie…” He Apologized, finally bringing his eyes back up to her. “It’s just… Hard for me… Sometimes. You see… One of the ‘side-effects’ of living so long is that nobody else does.” He tried to explain,

“They all traveled with me for a time… and I cared deeply for each of them. For Susan and Sarah Jane… For Peri and Ace. Donna and River… just to name a few.  And Rose. She was…” The Doctor took a steadying breath. “Something special.”

“What happened to them?”

“Life happened. As it should have.” The Pony shook his head. “After some time, most of them went home, got on with their lives. Had their own families. They Moved On… Sometimes I could see them again. And sometimes I couldn’t. Most of them lived out the rest of their lives… without me.”

Silence hung in the air for a moment as Pinkie tried to comprehend what such a a thing must have felt like. To have so many friends, and to be left behind time and time again.

Then a thought occurred to her.

“But… aren’t there other Ponies? Like you? I mean, what was it you called yourself before? ‘Time-Lord’?”

“No…”

The answer was simple…short…and blunt, but then carried an after thought.

“Not anymore.” The Doctor sighed, his tone dragging down. “I’m not just ‘a’ Time-Lord, Pinkie Pie. I’m the ‘Last’ Time-Lord. I’m the only one left.”

Tears now welled up in Pinkie’s eyes as she tried to comprehend what the Doctor Told her, laying down with her legs folded under her as she kept her eyes on the chestnut colored stallion.

“What happened?”

Resigning himself to tell a familiar, painful story, the Doctor lowered himself down on the ground across from Pinkie, carefully folding his hooves under him in a more comfortable fashion.

“There was… A War. Do you know what that is?”

Pinkie nodded, but kept quiet.

“My People… Fought against.. Monsters… Called ‘The Daleks.” He explained, his voice on the verge of trembling with pain as he shared this moment with the bouncy, laughing pony. A pony who was not bouncing or laughing now as she listened to her newest friends. “We fought them for the sake of our Universe…for the lives of everybody that had or would ever live. In a war that stretched across time and space. We Fought them because…we were the only ones who could. We fought….”

The Doctor hung his head low.

“And we lost.”

Pinkie’s mouth fell slightly open at the admission, but was unable to speak.

“We lost… they lost… Everybody lost. Until in the end… There was no one left. No one… except for me.” The Doctor continued sadly, lifting his head as a tear rolled down his cheek. “It’s all gone now, Pinkie. Gallifrey… My Home…. My Family… My Friends…. The Time Lords…  All Gone. All that is left of it now… is the TARDIS and Me… The Last Survivors.”

Pinkie had no words to say as the Doctor Cleared his throat, taking a moment to let the weight of what he said sink in.

“And so I travel, Pinkie Pie. I keep going…. Because I have to. Because I can’t stop. Because I have to know that it was worth it. I have to know that what I fought for… what we lost so much for… that it was worth it so that they… “ He looked to the line of portraits, each one of a smiling face that had been so important to the Doctor in the past. “… So that they each had the chance to live and have their own lives. So that they could have their friends and families. I have to see what is out there and know that what I did was for them. I have to give them a chance. And not just the people, but the Monsters too. They all should have the chance. The Price that was paid for it was too high to ignore.”

Tears flowed freely down Pinkie’s face as she listened, nodding slightly in understanding.

“You were right. I do have Old, Sad Eyes. They’ve seen so much, perhaps too much….” He continued. “But… they’ve never seen anything like you.”

Pinkie looked up as the Doctor allowed a weak chuckle to escape him.

“There was a reason that I traveled with Humans…. And it wasn’t just because they looked like me. It was Because they were probably the only people in my universe that could understand it. The only ones that could look out at the beauty across time and space and see it with the wonder… with the… appreciation… that it deserves. And you Ponies… Oh you are SO much like them.”

“We are?”

“Well, there are a few differences. You are kinder than they are from what I’ve seen. You have a better grasp of your environments.” The Doctor Admitted. “You, Twilight, Spike, and Rarity. You’ve all put up with me in stride. Helped me when I needed it. And have asked for nothing except for Friendship.”

“Well…” Pinkie tried to wipe the tears away, realizing that this was an important moment for both her and the Doctor. “That’s what we value…. More than anything… our Friends. There’s nothing more powerful in all of Equestria than that bond”

“A philosophy I dearly wish all other species shared…” The Doctor Chuckled at the somewhat childish and naive concept, but it appealed to him all the same. “I think Rarity tried to ask me out on a date while she was fitting my suit…Trying to take it a bit beyond just Friendship,  But I’m not entirely sure.”

Pinkie huffed a bit, amused even as she started to climb out of the sorrow that the Doctor’s tale had imparted.

“Thank you, Doctor.”

“For what?” The Doctor was surprised. He wasn’t sure what to expect from Pinkie now, but that had not been it at all.

“For telling me.” She explained.

“You’re welcome…” The Time Lord replied softly, “Just, do me a favor, and don’t tell Twilight. She’s been curious about me. But, I would really rather not tell her before I have to. It’s… a burden, really. She’s clever, and I’m sure she’ll find out or ask sooner or later, but in the mean time, I enjoy her company and I like being able to talk with her without her worrying if this or that might bring up something uncomfortable. I don’t want her to tip-to…err… ‘prance’ around issues. Not just for my sake.”

“Now I understand why you have such sad eyes…I can’t imagine how it’s like… and I know we can’t replace them… I know that I would be happy to be your friend. And I know Twilight and Spike and all the other girls would too if you give them a chance.”

“I’m sure they would… but we would have to see. If there is one thing that I have learned in nine-centuries of life, it’s that you never know exactly what tomorrow will bring.”

“Not even if you have a Time Machine?” Pinkie raised an eyebrow, waving one hoof a bit in an ‘offward’ direction.

“ESPECIALLY When you have a Time Machine.”

“Then I bet you don’t know what’s in the next room any more than I do.”

The Doctor smiled slightly, pushing himself back up to his hooves as Pinkie did the same.

“As a matter of fact, no I don’t.”

“Well, how about you hold off on the traveling though time and space until after we’ve looked at the rest of the rooms? Okay?” He simply nodded. They trotted off to a new room.

The Doctor - Finale

Soon after Pinkie left, he stayed in the control room for a while. He suddenly noticed a Pink light. As he looked up, the Pink Light was fading, shutting off completely while a faint purple glow was emanating from the center-most of the lights.

Looking to the Power Monitor, The Doctor saw that power transfer had been greatly Reduced… barely holding steady at Fourty-Two Percent.

“No….” The Doctor drew back, his eyes narrowing as these facts worked over in his mind.

Six Ponies… Six new Lights in the TARDIS.

“Nooooooo…..” His tone was incredulous but in spite of the negative, his mind reeled in a giddy surprise  that came as it started to fall into place.

Six Lights… Cyan, Orange, White, Purple, Pink, Yellow.

Six Ponies....Cyan, Orange, White, Purple, Pink, Yellow.

“NNNNooooOOOoo” The Time Lord’s expression turned into a grin.

‘That’s what we value…. More than anything… our Friends. There’s nothing more powerful in all of Equestria than that bond. ’ That was what Pinkie had said in the Memory Room.

The TARDIS had been out of fuel… and sought out a suitable replacement for a basic universal energy. Something that was constant, steady, and powerful.

And in this instance, it had latched onto the most potent fuel source it could find.

“YES! THAT’S IT! Oh, Clever Girl… A little frustrating, but OH So Clever.” He looked up at the TARDIS’ Console. “You girls are ganging up on me, is that it? What are you saying? That you like them? That You like it here? Is that it?

Almost as if to answer him, there was a whirling click from the other side of the Console that brought the Doctor’s attention around.

Popping out from the console, a newly designed Sonic Screwdriver was ejected from position, a bit larger and heavier than his previous model, with a rough, ribbed surface and no buttons at all. At the top, the main projection crystal swirled with alternating colors, shifting though a full spectrum of colors as it functioned.

As he pulled it free with his teeth, he found the extra heft helped him balance it as he practiced holding the device with his hooves. It was still clumsy, but the ribs gave him a better chance than the usually smooth metal feel,  And a psychic interface allowed him a much quicker set of options he realized as he felt the Screw-Driver’s database and systems settings brush against his mind.

It was a perfect design for this new form.

“Okay, Okay…. you made your point. Please, feel free to keep Bribing me, of course, But I get it.” The Doctor smirked slightly, turning to look at the new power gauge  again. “Assuming this is a proximity detection unit…. That would mean…”

Twilight gathered her friends and I to her home as The Doctor had an announcement.

"My friends, I have an announcement."

"Yes?" Twilight asked.

"I'm staying in Ponyville." All of us smiled at once.

"YAY! PAR-TY TIME!" Pinkie brought out her Party Cannon.

"Yes, I know. First, though, I'd like you all to see my TARDIS after it's......renovations." We looked unconvinced. "I see. I'll let you have 5 minutes to decide." He went back in and closed the door.

And before the full five minutes was up, there was a rapping on the TARDIS door.

Although he couldn’t explain it, there was a certain degree of tightness in The Doctor’s chest as he moved to the door.. Holding for just a moment before pulling it open.

And to his amazement… Seven Ponies stood there in the doorway, looking at his stunned expression for a moment before filing past him one at a time.

“I think this is the beginning of something truly extraordinary, Doctor.”

“WHOOOO! The Pinkie is HERE, Doc!  Parties across TIME AND SPACE!”

“This is going to be…. SOOOOO AWESOME…”

“Oh, uh, permission to come aboard… please…if…you know…you don’t mind… Doctor.”

“Oh Doctor… before we go anywhere too far, could we perhaps make a stop by my Boutique? I mean, what should I pack? Should I pack for cold weather? Warm?”

“Alright, Ah’ll try it, but Ya’ll better not be yanking us around by the reigns…”

The Doctor stopped me from entering. "A little birdy told me you like Sonic Screwdrivers." He waved the 11th Doctor's Sonic to me and I happily levitated it, laughing as I entered the TARDIS.

While Twilight, Pinkie and I continued in without stopping, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack were stopped in their tracks a few scant steps inside, each running into one another as they realized their surroundings.

“It’s…”

“Bigger…”

“On…”

“Tha Inside…”

The Doctor couldn’t help but grin.

“IS it? I hadn’t Noticed.” He shut the door behind them, moving past the mares at a quick gallop, excited as he reached the controls and started pressing his hooves into the large panels, biting and pulling down on a lever, then kicking  on lever slightly with the large grin apparently plastered on his snout.

“Alright Girls. Welcome aboard the TARDIS. One Quick Trip to get the hang of things and go over ground rules. Pinkie, I believe I have a promise to keep, so here we go! OH! And one more thing.... You MIGHT want to find something to Hang Onto!”

He reached over and spun a wheel with one hoof as the TARDIS shifted suddenly, rocking a bit  while the Doctor Frantically moved around the circular console.

“HI-HO TARDIS! AWAAAYYY!!!”

Twilight, having experienced this before, had already moved up against the guard railing and pressed herself too it, one hoof over to stabilize herself as the TARDIS rocked… Pinkie, being her usual bouncy self, seemed almost unaffected by the shaking, laughing all the while.

“OOhhh My Mane… EEP! Does it ALWAYS do this Doctor?!” Rarity called out, her legs shuffling to try and keep herself upright while Rainbow remained air-born, managing to ride out the shock-waves of the TARDIS’ flight.

Applejack kept a firm grip on Fluttershy’s tail as the yellow Pegasus had gone ridged with the sudden shocking movements, sliding this way and that along the transparent floor. In spite of the fearful expression in her eyes, there was a certain, contagious excitement to it that the farm pony couldn’t quite ignore.

Then as suddenly as it had started, the tremors had stopped.

“Not always.” The Doctor replied to Rarity at last, pulling himself up, slightly out of breath from having rushed around the console as he had. “But Usually. Yeah.”

“A little more WARNING Next time… Really, I thought you knew how to fly this thing?” Rainbow came down from her flight with an sour look on her face.

The Doctor waited a moment, taking the comment on his driving in stride and waiting for the important question to be asked.

“W…wh…where…are we?” Fluttershy stammered slightly, looking around.

“Well, we can’t have gone far… we were only riding along for a few seconds.” Applejack assured her, looking to the Doctor.

In Response, the Doctor merely pointed a hoof towards the door.

Twilight took the invitation first as the others found their hooves again… moving over…and opening the door.

What she saw nearly made her faint.

“Dear Luna….”

One by one, her friends moved to the doorway, each standing in mute silence as the impossible scene before them played out, The Doctor standing behind them as they gasped in wonder.

High above their heads, a glowing orb of a world of blue and green pastels, wisping white clouds dotting areas that rain had been scheduled or in areas where wild weather took over. Before them, an endless plane of gray stone and soft looking soil stretched to the edge of a horizon, dotted by small imperfections and craters while the starry black night lined the horizon.

Tears formed in Twilight’s eyes as she came to the Conclusion that Pinkie now blurted out.

“We’re on the Moon…. “

“Dear Celestia… he weren’t making it up…” Applejack stammered slightly.

Rainbow looked back to the Doctor, who seemed himself to be far more appreciative of the six mares that stood in awe of the scene before them, bathing in the light of Equestria.

“Can…can we go out there?”

The Doctor Nodded.

“I’ve extended the air bubble by a diameter of about Fifty Yards… but stay CLOSE to the TARDIS.” He warned. “If you get too close to the edge, you’ll see a blue energy distortion. Now beyond that point there is no air and no pressure… it is VERY Dangerous…so BE Careful.”

And one by one, the ponies journeyed out, their hoof prints leaving impressions on the soft surface.

“Wow… flying is so much easier here… I bet I could pull off all KINDS of tricks.”

“AHAAHAHA! LOOK! MOONWALK! DUN-DUN-DUNN!!” Pinkie bounced a bit higher than normal, gliding a bit along the surface as she ran her hooves in a backwards motion while moving forward on her hind legs, a position that would have been nearly impossible for another pony.

“It’s so…beautiful. Is that Equestria up there? I wonder where Ponyville is….” Fluttershy asked meekly, straining her eyes as she looked upward.

“Oh my… So dusty… You would think that Princess Luna would take better care of this place, she was certainly here long enough. Maybe a bit of a cobbled sidewalk or something.”

“Seriously, Rarity? Ya’ll for real? Lookit where we are… An’ ya’ll be worrying about dust?”

“Well, a LADY must maintain her dignity under any circumstances, mustn’t she?”

The Doctor followed them out, watching them go about the landscape in their own way as he approached the quiet purple unicorn.

“Not bad for a crazy pony with a box that crashes about?”

“It’s… amazing. I mean… I’ve read about it. I’ve looked up here so many times though a telescope. But… to think. I am the FIRST mortal pony…. To stand here… To…” She bounced up and down slightly, feeling the lessened gravity. “To see it up close… to FEELLLL what it’s like… to .. Whooaa.. That’s soo weird. Wow… do you think.. I might be able to take a sample back? Just for…”

The Doctor’s smile faltered for a moment, causing Twilight to hesitate

“That’s… a natural question…and I suppose it means that it’s time to go over the next part of this…” The Doctor shook his head with a sigh. “Girls! Everypony! Over here!” The Doctor shouted a bit to get their attention, striding in the light gravity with ease. “Yes, I know it’s an absolutely BRILLIANT view…but please, your attention. Something important I need to go over with all of you.”

He took a breath as he looked over the group of them, Rarity trying daintily to avoid getting filthy while Rainbow Dash grudgingly joined them.

“I’m not used to addressing so many at once so bear with me, Alright. So before we start galloping off all over the place, I have some things I need to tell you. Firstly, I’m more than happy to travel with all of you, but not all at once like this. I’m not quite used to so many to keep track of at once, so at least for now, we won’t all be traveling together like this. I can’t keep an eye on all of you and while this place is safe, there is no telling what we might encounter as we travel. So after we leave here, I’ll take you back to Ponyville and you can all decide where you would like to go for starters in groups of two or three. Any Questions.”

Almost as if this was a class and the Doctor was acting as a field trip chaperon, Fluttershy raised her hoof.

“Ummm, So, we can go ‘anywhere’ we want?” Fluttershy asked timidly, her mind obviously cast in a certain place.

“Yes.. But there are a few ground rules you all need to understand.

Rule Number One: No Average, Ordinary, Boring Days! This is a Time Machine, Anywhere and Everywhere is open to us. Every Planet that will ever be, Every Star that Ever Was. All of it New, ALL of it waiting for us. But right NOW, You have to promise Not to exploit or use it to your advantage, not to make money or pick up futuristic souvenirs to make life at home easier. This is The Experience and Adventure of a Lifetime. No One Else can do the things that we can do here and now. PLEASE… Don’t cheapen that.”

We looked at one another as Twilight bit her lip, looking around at where they were.

It was the Moon. And they were here.

The Scientist and Scholar in her wanted so much to collect samples and bring back proof of this amazing experience.

But as much as she wished to do so, she realized, in order to explain how she got them, she would have to betray what the Princess had asked them all to do, to keep the Secret about the TARDIS from becoming public knowledge.

“Rule Number Two:” The Doctor continued. “Interfering with Established Events is STRICTLY forbidden. Now, most of time is in flux, we can act here and there and it won’t impact history ‘too’ much. Contrary to popular philosophy moving a stone does not change the course of a river and a butterfly’s wings don’t usually create storms a world away BUT, There are Fixed Points, both past and future, that have, will and MUST always happen exactly as they are supposed to. We can try to avoid those, but keep in mind that this extends to your own personal time-lines, because they are what happened in YOUR lives.

That means we can’t go back to when you were a filly and tell yourself about what will happen in the future. No going back and leaving notes to avoid something that happened that you now regret. Those sorts of things gets Very Complicated, Very Dangerous,  VERY Quickly.”

As Twilight nodded, the others did the same, accepting that when the Doctor put it that way, it made sense. Twilight could see the concern in his eyes though.

These weren’t rules that he was making up on the hoof. These were things that were important to him, things that had been taught by hard experience.

And the thought of what the consequences of these things might have been made her both worried and more than slightly curious.

Then she considered how easy it would be to abuse that power.

The repercussions of such a thing sent a shiver down her spine.

“And Rule Number 3: And this is by far the Most Important. No Matter what happens. No matter how frightening or dangerous things may become. No matter what we find out there or what situation you need to remember Rule Number 3…. Remember it because one day, your life may well depend on it”

The Six Mares leaned in slightly, hanging on every word as the Impossible Stallion took a breath,

“Trust Me… I’m The Doctor.”

ALONZY!

Green's Adventures - Saga 2: Pony Island Vacation!

The crazy adventures are far from over as we go on vacation to a great island resort set up by...Discord?

Q & A 1

To Answer your questions and to fill plot-holes, here comes a Q&A.

Q&A 1

Q: Why did Green get his stuff from his dimension? Wasn't he suppose to go home?

A: It's like this: a trip to and fro for inanimate objects because the spell was too weak. The fact communication was possible was  sad because of him staying in Ponyville. Keep in mind: This story is a fictional representation of myself.

Q: Are you Green?

A: Yes, but I write the story too. This is sort of like Moderators in Minecraft (active and Gods too). But, for the sake of argument, I'm Green; the story is what might happen if I went to Ponyville.

Q:Favorite Pony/Character? Episode? Villain? Song?

A:On my You-tube page, but I'll say it again. My Favorite Characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic:

1.Rainbow Dash

2.Spike

3.Twilight & Season 2 Luna

4.Pinkie Pie

5.Applejack

6.Fluttershy

7.Rarity

8.All 3 Cutie Mark Crusaders

Favorite Villain - Discord!

Favorite Episode:

1.Lesson Zero(S2E3)

2.Feeling Pinkie Keen(S1E15)

Favorite MLP Song:

1.Find a Pet

2.Winter Wrap-Up

Q:How will Green get money?

A:Since ponies are SUPER nice, they loaned him bits/money. Why no debts? They aren't ASSHOLES like 'Tom F***ING Nook' of Animal Crossing(No offence to fans, but Animal Crossing isn't my type of game. Mix it with My Sims and Minecraft and then we'll talk), but there just nice to support him.

Q:What's next?

A:Though I'm all good for surprises, next time on Green's Adventures in Ponyville, Spike and Green will go on an epic adventure for Jewels, the writer will do Flutter-Mac research(recommendations would help for better stories), and Rainbow Dash will choose to have a relationship with either Green or Applejack, but both will be scene because I'm curious. All this and more on Thanksgiving 2011(tomorrow)!

Spike and the Temple of Doof Epilogue

"Hi. I wanted to talk to you about dragons. Their growth, specifically." He entered the hut.

"Ah young Spike I expected you to need, the answer to a dragon's growth with greed. It is not the only way, for them to grow there is another way. By growing older is a way to go, but need for control is good, that is so. To work towards this little guy, you will be able to talk and fly. Though Twilight has helped you as of late, I recommend you find a mate." Though Spike wasn't much of a translator, he understood that if he worked toward control, he would still speak and fly. Zecora also recommended for him to find a mate.

"Zecora, I have a girlfriend already."

"She must keep you under control, but that doesn't mean you are a fol. You have grown a lot since then, so I expect much from you in the future, then." He opened the door.

"Thanks." She simply waved and got back to work.

He entered Rarity's Boutique and looked for her. She was in her room and on the bed, thinking.

"Hello, Spike. Are you alright?" She sat up.

"I wanted to talk to you about something."

"Anything."

"Can I trust you to keep me under control and not be greedy?" He was on the verge of tears until Rarity turned to face him.

"Of course, Spiky. There's actually been something I wanted to tell you, too." He nodded. "Back on...that day, while we were falling, right before you would have told me that you loved me, I put my hoof to your mouth and started to cry." She leaned in. "And do you know why I cried that day? I was touched by that at the end, you'd spent your's with me." She then kissed him, crying too. He was crying as well.

"I love you, Rarity."

"You too, Spiky."

[insert Awww]