Road to masters.

by Medicolegal

Rise of Osama Been Billing

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Osama woke up after the long day he had yesterday, He got out of bed and looked at all of his Call Of Duty merchandise. As he goes to lay back down his cellphone rings,

He answers his phone to a very irritated Rainbow Dash. "You totally faked that clip faggot, You need to neck yourself after that fake edited garbage."

Osama Replies "It wasn't faked, Twilight was there, why don't you call her and ask her about my clip."

Rainbow dash get's triggered at what he says and hangs up on Osama.

He get's out of bed and puts on his MW2 Spetsnaz Ghillie suit and grabs his arctic camo Intervention and heads out the door. He makes his way through the streets of Ponyville before he his stopped by Rainbow dash, She looks very agitated and full of hate, She has her intervention drawn and her TF141Ghillie suit on.

"One v One me faggot, I want to see how good you do without those gay ass edits." Osama does not take kindly to this and gets into a head glitch, He starts to quickscope her. She goes to 360 and misses, she gets injured since she didn't have Commando on. Osama pushes her out of the way and spits on her before saying "You're weak, I could nac you any day scrub." He takes his HDPVR and walks away from the crippled Rainbow Dash.

He approaches a near by vendor. "Hello, I'd like to buy a FaZe ScumpShot poster."

the vendor replies "You are better than him, Why do you idolize him?"

Osama Replies "He hits Bills on jesus.. I want to do that someday."

He buys the poster and walks over to Vinyl Scratch's house to get some sick beats for his montage, He opens her door and walks inside. "Vinyl, I'm here for that sick beat fam" Osama said as he walks into the house"

She replies in a Russian accent "Hello Comrade!, It's been awhile no?" he takes her vodka off her desk and drinks some.

"It has been Vinyl, Do you have that sick music for me?" Osama asks. "I do blyat, Right here"

She hands him her mixtape, There are fire decals on the front of the disc.

Osama grabs the mixtape and pockets it before saying "Thank you Vinyl but I must head over to twilights house to get some dank weed"

"Okay cyka, Take care." Osama walks out of Vinyl's house, He walks down to Twilight sparkles house and kicks open the door, There is pot overgrowing in her house, He takes a bud and walks out, The sun is setting by the time he gets done, He breaks apart the marijuana and puts it in his FaZe ScumpShot limited edition weed pipe and smoke it, The Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain theme song plays in the background while he does so and time fast forwards to the next day.

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