Road to masters.

by Medicolegal

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Random
Length: 1256

This is my first fic, Plz don't hate.

Please don't hate this is my first story, Likes and favorites are appreciated. If dank memes are your favorite thing then this is the story for you.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-09 03:02:25 UTC

Rise of Osama Been Billing

Osama woke up after the long day he had yesterday, He got out of bed and looked at all of his Call Of Duty merchandise. As he goes to lay back down his cellphone rings,

He answers his phone to a very irritated Rainbow Dash. "You totally faked that clip faggot, You need to neck yourself after that fake edited garbage."

Osama Replies "It wasn't faked, Twilight was there, why don't you call her and ask her about my clip."

Rainbow dash get's triggered at what he says and hangs up on Osama.

He get's out of bed and puts on his MW2 Spetsnaz Ghillie suit and grabs his arctic camo Intervention and heads out the door. He makes his way through the streets of Ponyville before he his stopped by Rainbow dash, She looks very agitated and full of hate, She has her intervention drawn and her TF141Ghillie suit on.

"One v One me faggot, I want to see how good you do without those gay ass edits." Osama does not take kindly to this and gets into a head glitch, He starts to quickscope her. She goes to 360 and misses, she gets injured since she didn't have Commando on. Osama pushes her out of the way and spits on her before saying "You're weak, I could nac you any day scrub." He takes his HDPVR and walks away from the crippled Rainbow Dash.

He approaches a near by vendor. "Hello, I'd like to buy a FaZe ScumpShot poster."

the vendor replies "You are better than him, Why do you idolize him?"

Osama Replies "He hits Bills on jesus.. I want to do that someday."

He buys the poster and walks over to Vinyl Scratch's house to get some sick beats for his montage, He opens her door and walks inside. "Vinyl, I'm here for that sick beat fam" Osama said as he walks into the house"

She replies in a Russian accent "Hello Comrade!, It's been awhile no?" he takes her vodka off her desk and drinks some.

"It has been Vinyl, Do you have that sick music for me?" Osama asks. "I do blyat, Right here"

She hands him her mixtape, There are fire decals on the front of the disc.

Osama grabs the mixtape and pockets it before saying "Thank you Vinyl but I must head over to twilights house to get some dank weed"

"Okay cyka, Take care." Osama walks out of Vinyl's house, He walks down to Twilight sparkles house and kicks open the door, There is pot overgrowing in her house, He takes a bud and walks out, The sun is setting by the time he gets done, He breaks apart the marijuana and puts it in his FaZe ScumpShot limited edition weed pipe and smoke it, The Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain theme song plays in the background while he does so and time fast forwards to the next day.

Osama Been Hitting Bill Cams On Jesus.

As the next day comes around Osama stops smoking the dank phantom weed. He puts the pipe away and starts to walk towards Canterlot, He has waited a very long time for this moment, To nac Princess Celestia and her royal guards. He walks up a near by mountain, Loads his Intervention, He takes a deep breathe like he did before, He pulls up his sniper and quickscopes four of the guards getting a on screen quad feed. Princess Celestia comes out onto her balcony, This is it, The moment he's been waiting for.. To get the perfect killcam.. The one and only dank feed. He jumps off the mountain, Spirals into a 1080,  Righty Tighty, Temperr, Shotgun Barrel roll, Top spin, Knife flip, Moonwalk, Bill cam. He dongs her right in the head finally completing his montage. As he hits the shot the earth starts to shake and the skies crumble. Osama was frightened as he saw a bright light shine through the cracked sky. It was Jesus himself, He was outfitted with a diamond camo intervention and throwing knifes for days.

"You have almost completed your clip Osama but i'm afraid that won't be happening faggot." Jesus spoke with great prejudice towards Osama.

Jesus Y, Y Fakie shotted Osama injuring him severely. Osama laid there on the ground bleeding, He looked up at the sky one more time.. He saw FaZe Scumpshot telling him to "Get the fuck up loser, Don't rage quit over this pussy. I've billed him so many times."

After hearing that, Osama's gunshot wound regenerated and he got back up on his feet. He grabbed Jesus by his beard and looked into his eyes. "I will break you in two little bitch, I'll leak your Account on 4chan, I'll nac all of your family members, I'll SWAT your parents house and i'll fry your router like grilled cheese." Osama gripped his Intervention, Took a deep breath and hit the dirtiest bill cam you've ever seen in your life. Soon as jesus gets wrecked he explodes into Doritos and Mountain dew. Osama walked back to his house, HDPVR and Intervention in hand. He uploads his montage up to YouTube. He get's a text from Rainbow Dash shortly after it uploads, It says

"Hope you're ready for the TeamTage." Osama chuckles at the text before moving over to his bed, Laying down and getting a nice, Dank rest.

FaZe Osama Been Billing.

Osama Bin Laden grips his Intervention with FMJ tightly, He breathes slowly as he sits at the top of rust looking down at The small pony town. His knees are weak, His palms are sweaty and his sweatshirt has moms spaghetti on it, He's nervous but he knows he'll be able to hit that godly trickshot this time. He's worried that Rainbow Dash will make fun of him if he misses, But he looks up in the sky and sees his idle, FaZe ScumpShot. He slowly approaches the edge of the rustic, sand torn platform, He jumps off the top of Rust.

As he does so he Y, Y, Fakie, Y, Y, Claymore place, 1080, Instaswap equipment cancels, fakie shotgun triple pump, Ron Jeremy hitting her from the back while eating a cheese burger, Kangaroo kicks my aunt shereen in the face, Nae nae, Thunderfall axe kicks a pony in the face as he lands the perfect 1080. As he hits it the John Cena theme song plays on repeat, Blaring airhorns and sweaty fat screams are heard from afar, You can smell the mountain dew sweat on Osama's Palms as he drops the intervention by his side. He takes his HDPVR and walks away dramatically, He looks up at the sky and tears stream down his face before mumbling under his breath

"I did it, I finally hit the best clip out there, Now i'll be recruited to FaZe... I will go by Osamas Been Billing."

as he approaches his house outside of the pony town he opens the door and hooks his HDPVR into his computer, He edits in some sick Drum And Bass to accompany his beautiful clip, The montage is far from complete.. The small pony town was only the start.. He hopes one day he can see Canterlot and hit a nac on Celestia and hit on screen quad feeds on her royal guards. He saves the clip onto his computer, He lays back in his computer chair and sighs happily before saying under his breath, "I'm going to Bill them all."