Princess Celestia Is Too Big And Fat
The Sun Is Too Big And Fat
On a bright sunny day the mares in the streets looked on in awe at a most handsome human male walking through the city of Canterlot.
However, the stallions glared at him angrily for stealing all the mare pussy without even really trying.
This one devilishly handsome human was dressed in a fine black tuxedo, black fancy shoes and badass sunglasses. He was a tall, rather buff young man in his mid twenties. He had short black hair and a light stubble.
Mares looked upon him with bedroom eyes, as stallions muttered nasty things as he walked past them.
He was the only human in Equestria at the moment, who was the Master of Belly Rubs. Many a mare wanted to get into his pants, because human hands were the best at belly rubs, pets and other things.
Suddenly, a large group of mares trotted up to him, giving him bedroom eyes. The human lowered his sunglasses to reveal him returning the bedroom eyes back at them along with his eyebrows winking seductively.
The mares screamed, followed by making excited horse noises, before trotting off into the nearest public toilet to make sensual horse noises and lustful moans.
With that a smile came upon his face as he made his way to Canterlot castle. From behind him there was a huge horde of mares following after him, looking at him with dreamy eyes.
As he approached the castle, the magical all white mares among the Royal Guard blushed profusely and made cute horse noises from the sight of him, being embarrassed they found him so sexy.
The all female Royal Guard did not stop to question him, because he was so handsome and sexy.
So, without anypony to stop him, he made his merry way into the throne room.
Sat upon a gigantic throne was the one and only immortal, all powerful god horse of the sun. This enormous, thirty-five foot tall alicorn towered over all, and that’s not including her horn. All the other little ponies, were only about four foot tall on average.
The giant, alabaster alicorn had a snowy white coat. Her long, multicolored, ethereal mane and tail flowed in an nonexistent wind. She had an oh so kissable cute face for a giant horse lady. Large, beautiful wings like an angel’s and a long horn atop her head.
With such great size and height she had the most glorious, massive, heavy, towering smooth globes of majestic white flesh, which weighed several tons worth each in fat.
They were not withered by time despite her vast age, on both sides stood huge spiraling suns of her cutie marks. Around these suns was the silky soft, yet firm flesh that was far bigger and fatter than any other. None could even come close in comparison to it. The immense, bountiful flesh was so smooth, so round, so perfect, all of which formed the apex butt. The butt of butts.
Jealous mares would cry as they looked upon her gargantuan rump, knowing they would never get a such a fine big fat booty like her’s. Stallions cried themselves to sleep, knowing they would never get to tap that sweet mountain of an ass, since the human was here now, they could no longer roleplay as a human to bang her glorious backside.
For this pony only wanted the love of the human D, not some common boring old stallion’s D. The Stallions will have to wait until the lucky bastard of a human dies of old age, so they could roleplay as a human in order to have sex with her.
No mare had a finer booty than her booty. All the other lesser pony butts were tiny and insignificant when compared to this pony’s booty.
Dat booty belonged to Princess Celestia, the greatest booty queen in all of Equestria and beyond.
The giant pony looked down upon the human with bedroom eyes as he slowly made his way toward her, while she spoke in a hot breathy voice "Hello there my teeny-weeny human. Are you ready to praise the sun?"
With a nasty grin, she moved a hoof to the side the her enormous flank upon her cutie mark. There she pressed it into the soft flesh, applying pressure in order to dig deeply into the thick layer of squishy fat of her godly ass.
For a moment she held her hoof upon her side, compressing down the wondrous booty flesh, before pulling her hoof away. As a result, the soft flesh of her butt quickly returned to its perfectly round shape once her hoof was away.
Without a word, the human continued to approach her throne, while maintaining the perfect poker face with the sunglasses… infact, there seemed to be no real reaction from him at all.
This confused Celestia, normally when she did this a human would fall to his knees before her and then proceed to cry as he begged her for buttsex.
Like the kind and compassionate gentle giant she is the mare always would allow the human to partake in her royal booty. Mostly because she like human hands fondling her butt all over and fingers playing with her asshole and vagina. There’s nothing quite like being praised by a handsome human’s hands after all.
The human uttered a long, drawn sigh when he finally stood before her throne, before speaking to her in a soft voice. "Celestia, I have something to tell you."
"Tell me what Jim?" she asked, eyebrows raised in concern.
"I’ll be blunt, there will never be anything between us."
The look upon Celestia’s face was if he had struck her.
"Wh-what?" came her choked out reply in a low voice, which was completely and utterly not being able to comprehend what he just said.
"Jim! Surely you jest! That’s a very mean joke!" she said angrily, eyes narrowing.
"No, I’m being serious," came his firm answer. "You are a real nice lady and everything, but… but… “ he scratched the back of his neck, a nervous smile upon his face."Can I just go all out and say it?."
"Yes Jim. Tell me your stupid reason as to why you would deny quite possibly the best booty there is," she said in a harsh tone.
"You’re too big and fat."
"WHAT?!" boomed her powerful deafeningly loud voice, her eye flashed bright orange for a brief moment, along with her voice causing the castle to shake on its very foundations.
"You’re just too fat and big. Your butt would crush me into a bloody paste."
"Not true!" he rolled his eyes in answer to this. "OK yes. If I sat down on you I would flatten you like a pancake under my massive ass.”
"Which is exactly why I can’t date you! You’re so big and heavy! You’re butt is bigger than an african elephant for fuck’s sake!"
"But I can go on a diet!" she protested, shouting at him.
"But that won’t make any difference, because you're a horse that’s taller than a giraffe!"
"But I always use weight suppressing magic to make love to those smaller than me from under me! Besides even if that were the case I could alway just lie down and all you have to do is climb up my butt and then go inside my vagina."
Jim growled, raising his arms high into the air in exasperation.
"Oh for fuck’s sake! Your butt is too big! I’m sorry, but your butt is terrifying to me!"
"Too big of a butt?” she spoke in a low voice, before it boomed deafeningly loud. “THAT’S HERESY!”
“Now look here lady,” you said in a stern voice, pointing your index finger at her. “I may like big butts! But yours, it’s ridiculously big!”
“Oh come on my little human! I need you to love my butt! Only once every thousand years or so does a random human get teleported into Equestria!" she shouted, looking at him with pleading doggy eyes.
"Well wait another thousand years then, you’re immortal after all," he shouted, crossing his arms.
"Please Jim, I am an immortal pony with a human fetish, can’t I just have one night of passion with you before you eventually die of old age on me?"
"I’m sorry, but I’m not sure Princess Rainbow Dash would appreciate that."
Celestia gasped in shock, not believing what she just heard.
"What? Rainbow Dash is about the same size as me, she’s cool, and her butt isn’t too big."
"More like bony thin! How do you like her butt more than my butt?!” she roared, glaring angrily at him.
"Rainbow Dash isn’t a giant like you, she’s beautiful, young, thin and athletic and---
""GET OUT!" she boomed. "Out of my sight vile heretic!"
"Gladly!" he shouted, storming out of the room.
The moment he left Celestia flashed her horn to teleport herself away.
With a flash of light she appeared in her Royal kitchen, large cakes of all types stood before her on a huge white marble table. Chocolate cakes, cheesecakes, ice cream cakes, cakes stuffed with cream and jam. all manner of cakes.
Tears flowed down the giant alicorn’s cheeks whilst she wailed in grief. With a scream the mare drove her head into a massive chocolate cake upon the table. The mare cried out in anguish as she stuffed herself with cake, recklessly slobbering it all over her face as she inhaled the cake into her.
"He doesn’t love me! How could he not love me?! I have best butt!" she screamed, stuffing herself with cake.
The distraught mare cried out in despair as she devoured the cakes, in the hope the cakes will fill the void of not knowing the love of the human’s touch upon her butt. The poor mare was heart broken, never in the last sixty-five trillion years she has lived had a human not loved her butt.
Suddenly, there came a knock on the door.
"Sister, are you OK?!" came a very familiar voice in a concerned tone.
"GO AWAY!" she cried out, voice booming. "Leave me to my misery!"
With that Celestia screamed, tears streaming down her face as she slammed her head into another cake, splattering cake everywhere as she sloppily ate the cake like a pig. So upset Celestia was, she did not notice the door opening, followed by a small six foot tall dark blue alicorn walking in.
"Whatever is the matter, dear sister?" she spoke in a soft voice.
Celestia slowly lifted her head away from a big creamy cake, before turning her head to face the small alicorn with her cake covered face.
"Oh Luna, the human Jim as rejected me," came her broken, low voice.
"HE WHAT?!" she boomed, her voice causing the room to violently shake.
Celestia lowered her head in shame, fresh tears falling down her cheeks as she spoke in a low voice. "He said I was too big and fat. Am I too big and fat? Should I find some spell to make myself smaller and--
"NO!" she roared, teleporting before her face with narrowed angry eyes and flapping her wings to maintain her position in the air before her.
"But Luan I’m too--
"Don’t listen to him! That evil bastard has no idea what he's missing out on!"
"But I’m too big and fat! I need to--
"CELESTIA! she boomed. "Everypony loves you and your massive ass, don’t ever change.
"Really?" she asked in a low voice, hope filling her teary eyes.
"Yes. All the stallions dream of your sweet massive fat butt. Plus your giant fat ass saved Equestria when you sat on Discord until he surrendered, you defeated Lord Tirek by sitting on him until he gave up, you liberated the Crystal Empire from the evil King Sombra when you sat on him until he submitted. You even sat on Nightmare Moon and talked sense into me, until you eventually banished the evil spirit that took control of me and so much more!
Luna looked at Celestia with pleading, imploring eyes. "Don’t ever change, Celestia. That human was a jerk. Remember all the good human lovers you met through all the trillions of years you have lived, who worshiped your butt, by licking, squeezing and rubbing it all over. Remember all the fun times you had when those handsome humans used your massive fat butt as a bouncy castle."
Celestia sniffled, wiping away a tear. "Thanks Luna. I won’t try find a shrinking spell," she spoke in a low voice.
"Don’t worry Celestia, eventually another human will come to Equestria and give your butt the praise it deserves."
A look of solid steel determination crossed Celestia’s face. "You’re right Luna. Jim is just an idiot who has no idea on what he is missing out on."
"Don’t ever change. Keep eating those fattening cakes, they make your butt even more glorious!"
"Yes! I will eat even more cake than I ever did before! Screw dieting!" she shouted in agreement.
"That’s the spirit! Let the cake fat flow through you! Make that glorious butt of yours even bigger and fatter!"
Tears of joy fell down Celestia’s cheeks. "I will! My butt is still not big enough!"
"You’re butt can never be big enough! Make it bigger and fatter! May the entire multiverse worship your Sunbutt!"
"Yes! All will praise the sun!" she shouted as she grew ten foot taller and her body and butt growing bigger in size along with it. "Thank you Luna, for your kind words."
"Mwahahaha! Your glorious butt only gets bigger and fatter the more praise it receives!"
"Indeed it does. Though it does shrink when it doesn't get praised for a while."
"Yeah, you’re butt is looking a little small and thin, dear sister. Shall I get a nice stallion to roleplay as a human for you?"
Celestia answered her question with a simple nod.
“One stallion dressed as a human coming up!" she said, walking out the door.
Stallions rejoiced all across Equestria that they could still tap Celestia’s giant sweet ass despite there being a human in the world. This resulted in Jim getting far less angry looks from stallions, due to the fact they could tap Celestia’s ass.
The End
