My Teacher Miss Chrysalis
Chapter 1: Meet Jim
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"All right class is now in session. Welcome to your senior year of school. My name is Miss Chrysalis and I will be your consumer math teacher for the entire semester. Let me start giving out role-call, even though I recognize a couple of you during freshman year when I taught you regular math. If I mistake your name, I apologize." said Miss Chrysalis as she sat down on her desk and went to the student role on her computer," Ok, let's see…Derpy?"
"Here," said Derpy as she placed her muffin on the corner of her desk and waved her hand side-to-side getting Miss Chrysalis' attention.
"Good to see you again," said Miss Chrysalis as she marked Derpy present," Sunset?"
"Here."
"Gilda?"
"Here."
"Daisy?"
"Here."
"L…Lira?"
"It's Lyra, and here." corrected Lyra.
"So sorry. Ok, how about…Oh, Flash." said Miss Chrysalis with surprise," Good to see you again this year." said Chrysalis as she waved at him.
"Good to see you again as well, Miss Chrysalis," said Flash as he waved back at her.
"Good. Ok, Bon-Bon?"
"Here," said Bon-Bon as she hugged Lyra tightly in a friendly embrace.
"Oh! Jim! Good to see you again too," said Miss Chrysalis as she waved at me with such a nice smile.
"N-n-nice to s-s-see you too, Miss C-Chrysalis," I stuttered with a blush on my face.
"No need to worry, Jim. I bet you'll do fine in this class," said Miss Chrysalis giving me a wink.
My face went redder as I looked down at my desk.
"Glad to see two familiar faces. Ok, Normal Norman?"
"Here."
I know what you're thinking. Judging by the way I talk to Miss Chrysalis, yes, I do in fact have a crush on her. I think she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen, besides the babes from the anime I watch. I love her hair, I love her green eyes, and I love her curves. How the hell is she still single? She's perfect eye-candy for any men that see her. Whenever she goes down the halls of the school, I always notice the lust in the eyes of male students as she walks passed them or she would give them a wink or even a wave. I haven't told my friends yet, but out of every guy in the school, I am the one who likes her the most. I can't stop daydreaming about her; I can't stop drawing her or even stop myself from writing a poem about her, which I always keep in my pocket. As much as I wanted to talk to her, I was such a pussy to even get close to her or even trying to ask a question about a certain math problem back in freshman year. I always wanted to ask her out, but in reality, I knew that would never happen. I bet she may already dating a guy who is far more good looking' than I am. I guess all I can do is sulk about it. Sucks to be me; a nineteen year old virgin who has a crush on his teacher at Canterlot High and has two friends that came from another world filled with talking ponies and such. Including a dragon who in this world is a talking dog.
Well, now that you know who I like, let me tell you about myself. My name is Jim and I'm nineteen years old. I have blue eyes, my hair is light brown and I have a mustache. I'm a nice guy who cares a lot for his friends, even though I was a bit of a shy guy at first. I didn't have that many friends when I moved to Canterlot during my freshman year, until I bumped into Flash. Next thing I knew, I'm sitting with him with a bunch of girls and soon, he has himself a girlfriend. He's lucky. When I start talking to a girl besides my friends, I always get nervous that I may say something I don't mean to say.
I work at Rarity's boutique (since she is my friend and I know she wouldn't reject me). I help out the customers, setting the mannequins around the boutique and I sometimes help her out by making the dresses.
I work out whenever I get the chance. I do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 crunches and a 10 kilometer run (yeah, Saitama is my influence to workout. No matter how much it hurts me, I still do it. Who knows, maybe I can become One Punch Man). My parents are good and hard working people. I may not seem them a lot because of work and all, but they do call me when they get the chance. You may think I'm alone at the house, but I'm not. I have a black cat named Yoruichi, which is based off a character from Bleach. I listen to many kinds of music like classic rock, rock, classical, pop, and have some Japanese songs for some reason, but are beautiful.
Anyway, on with the story…
"Ok class, I'm going to be handing each of you a slip about what we will be learning this class. This class may be difficult, but this class will teach you how to deal with your money." said Miss Chrysalis as she went around the class, handing out the slips.
By the time she got to me, she put a sticky note on my slip with some writing on it. I looked at the writing.
Good to see you again. You're one of my favorite students.
My cheeks felt warm as I turned my head towards her. She gave me a wink and continued handing out the slips.
"Calm down! Calm down! She's not flirting with you! Keep your mind out of the gutter and think about school stuff!" I screamed internally in my head while taking three deep breaths.
The bell rang, which meant it was time for lunch.
"Well class, see you tomorrow. Have a good lunch and an excellent day of your first senior year." said Chrysalis as students headed out the classroom door.
By the time everyone left, I got up from my seat and headed towards the door.
"See you tomorrow, Jim. Have a splendid day," said Miss Chrysalis, stopping me from leaving the class.
I turned around shakily and gave her a awkward smile with a flushed face.
"Y-y-you too, M-Miss Chrysalis," I stuttered.
She smiled at me and reached down into her handbag to grab ahold of her lunch. I went out the door as fast as I could and ran down the hall towards the cafeteria where Norm and Flash are waiting for me at the usual spot.
I sat down on the table where Flash, Twilight, Twilight's friends and I usually sit. It was like our favorite spot to be in the cafeteria.
"Well…I've been hanging out with Twilight over the summer and we had the best date ever when we went to Manhattan." said Flash.
"It really was a beautiful place." said Twilight as she kissed Flash on his cheek," How about you, Dashie?"
"I've been playing soccer with my little sis, Scoots. And we've also went to a football game." said Rainbow Dash.
"I've been helpin' aroun' the family with the apple industries. It may sound borin', but it gets fun when you get used to it." said Applejack.
"Um, I've also been busy as well," joined in Fluttershy," I've been doing a lot of work down at Canterlot Animal Shelter. So many animals that have been neglected by terrible people. Poor things." said Fluttershy as Applejack patted her back.
"I've been busy dealing with my boutique. Luckily, I have Jim over here, who was nice enough to help me around." said Rarity as she gave me a smile.
"Your welcome, Rarity." I said.
"I've been having a lot of super duper fun during my summer," said Pinkie with a big grin on her face," I've been going around Canterlot; setting up parties for birthdays. Also on Friday, I've made us some really tasty cookies. They'll be delicious." said Pinkie after taking a bite into her piece of cake.
"Sounds good, Pinkie. How about you, Sunset?" asked Flash.
"Not that much with me. I've been enjoying myself by driving away for a while to see the places beyond Canterlot. Their are many things out there that I never knew were different compared to Canterlot." said Sunset.
"Sounds good, Sunset. What about you, Jim?" asked Flash as he and the girls looked at me.
"I haven't been doing anything much. I've been working at my job, played some basketball down at Canterlot park and I've been watching One Punch Man. And also…Hey Flash, can I ask you something?"
"Sure."
"I want to ask you something because you and Twilight have had dating experience. You see, I have this friend named… Joey Jojo Jr… Shabadoo."
"That's the worse name I've ever heard." said Flash.
Suddenly, a guy with dark blue hair from behind Pinkie, ran out of the cafeteria crying.
"Hey! Joey Jojo!" called out Pinkie.
"Oh what the hell, it's me. I've been attracted to a woman since freshman year." I said as I threw away my empty plastic bag into the garbage.
I turned towards them and they huddled around me with curiosity upon their faces.
"Tell us? I'm curious to know too." said Flash.
"Same here," said the girls.
"Well… Are you sure you want to know? It'll be a shocker."
"Yes," said the lot.
"Well.." I said while fidgeting my fingers," It's Miss Chrysalis."
My friends looked at me with surprise in their eyes.
"Is… is that wrong?" I asked.
Flash chuckled and put a hand on my left shoulder.
"So you're into older women, huh?" said Flash.
"She's not that old, Flash. She's… twenty-seven I believe." I said looking away with him with a blush on my face," Anyway, what do you think I should do first, Flash? How did you get Twilight to like you?" I asked.
"Well, we… let me just say it was love at first sight. Hehehe…" said Flash as he and Twilight laughed awkwardly.
"How about something besides 'love at first sight'. Should I give her something or… something? You know what, forget it. A woman like her deserves much better than me." I said waving my hand at them.
Flash pulled me towards him and placed his other hand on my other shoulder, giving my shoulders a little squeeze.
"Don't be so stupid! If you're in love with a person, then you're gonna have to do something about it! You got that?" said Flash taking matters seriously than I thought," You know what, here's what I'm gonna do. After School, I'll drive over to that flower shop and buy you a bouquet of flowers so that you can give them to Miss Chrysalis by tomorrow. Look, it's a scientific fact that all women love to receive flowers."
"He's right, darling. Also, maybe a make your hair look nicer and wear a little of cologne, but not too much."
"Also, give yourself a little shave on your mustache," said Twilight.
"Twilight's right about that. I need to shave a little of my mustache." I thought to myself as I felt my mustache.
"Thank you. Will do that." I replied.
"As your friends, we're here to help you." said Flash as he let go of my shoulders and patted my back.
"You promise?" I asked.
"Cross our hearts and hope to fly, stick cupcakes in our eyes." said Pinkie as she somehow appeared on my right.
"Cross our hearts," said the rest.
"You guys are the best friends I've ever had. Thank you very much on your support." I said, giving them a smile.
"Friendship is a powerful thing, Jim. It really is." said Twilight she said as she got up from her seat and ruffled with my hair.
The bell rings and together we left the cafeteria and onward to our next classes.
The final bell rings as the day was coming to an end. I walked down the stairs, walked passed the school statue and took a right towards my direction home, which was about a mile and a half away from the school.
Right as I walked passed the teacher parking, a whistle caught my attention. Who was it? You guessed it; it was none other than Miss Chrysalis trying to get my attention.
"Jim! Could you be a sweetie and come over here, please?" she asked as she waved at me.
My face felt warmer as I walked towards her direction. As I got close to her and her car, she reached into her purse and pulled out a Snickers bar. She grabbed ahold of my hand and slipped the bar into my hand.
"This is for you. Keep this a secret from the other students, ok?" she said as she gave me a wink.
My face felt ever warmer as my heart began to beat very ludicrously. She then looked at me with a bit of a worry.
"Sweetie, are you ok? You're face is getting redder and redder. Are you sick? Let me feel your head," said Miss Chrysalis as she placed her right hand on my forehead.
I think my heart just stopped for about three seconds as my brain processed that this was Miss Chrysalis feeling my forehead.
I took a few steps back and tucked my Snickers bar into my left pocket.
"ThankyouverymuchMissChrysalisforcaringaboutmegottago!" I said quickly as I ran away from her.
I ran away from her till I was out of her sight and went back walking along the sidewalk taking deep breaths.
"I can't believed she touched me! She even gave me a Snickers bar! How am I going to give her the bouquet of flowers tomorrow if I'm socially awkward around Miss Chrysalis? I need to do this in order for her to understand how much I feel about her. Here's an idea: how about I watch some romantic movies to understand how this romance thing works or listen to some love music by Marvin Gaye or even Barry White. Yeah… that's what I'm gonna do." I thought to myself as I stopped at a crosswalk; waiting for the car to move along.
Just as I walked across, I heard a car beeping behind me. I turned around and it was none other than Miss Chrysalis yet again.
As she parked ten feet away, I walked over towards her car and gave in a gulp.
As I stopped next to her car, she let the window down and gave me a confused look.
"Jim? Why did you run away from me? Is there something wrong?" she asked.
"S-sorry. I-i'm just…well…" I said as my fingers fidgeted.
"Sweetie, you look flustered. Is there something that I should know?"
"Why does she have to ask me so many questions?" I thought.
"Sweetie?"
"I w-was rushing t-to get home. Hehehe…" I laughed awkwardly while scratching the back of my head.
"Would you like me to get you a ride over there?"
"S-s-sure," I said as Miss Chrysalis unlocked her door and pushed it open for me.
I got in and closed the door on my right side. I put my seatbelt on and placed my backpack on my lap.
"If you want, you can put your backpack in the back." said Miss Chrysalis as she pointed towards the back seat.
"Thanks," I said awkwardly and placed my backpack in the middle seat.
"Your welcome, sweetie," she said while giving me a smile that made me blush," Do you mind telling me where you live?"
I pointed forward with a shaky arm.
"I-i-it's a mile and a half away foreword." I stuttered.
"Ok," said Miss Chrysalis as she drove forward.
While being in her car, the car had a very nice smell in it. It smelled like cherries. Never before have I ever been in a car that smells this good. I also snuck a peek at Miss Chrysalis' luscious curves that are complete eye-candy to me. I even looked into her beautiful green eyes, which seemed hypnotic. She then glanced over at me as I immediately looked away and stared outside the window.
As we made it to a stop sign, I turned my head towards her as she did the same. She gave me an innocent smile as my face felt warm again.
"Are you ok?" she asked.
"I-i-i'm feeling dandy. Hehehe…" I said awkwardly.
"Good to know," she said as she continued to drive forward.
"Here's my stop," I said as Miss Chrysalis came to a stop and looked at my small house.
"What a cute little house. Where are your parents?" she asked.
"They're out on business. When it comes to work, they're always traveling." I said as I unlocked my seatbelt.
"So you're mostly home alone?" she asked giving me a cocked eyebrow.
"I'm not alone. I have my cat, Yoruichi." I said as I reached the back seats and grabbed ahold of my backpack.
"Yoruichi? Like Yoruichi from Bleach?"
My eyes lit up with surprise. I had no idea she knew what Bleach was.
"Yes. Exactly," I said.
"Hehehe. Cute. I watch Bleach on Netflix and I soon will get the DVDs. I bet you were expecting me to be like,'Huh?' Am I right?"
"…Technically," I said while opening the door and walking out with my backpack in my other arm.
"Ok, well have a good afternoon, Jim. See you tomorrow," she said as she waved to me.
"Y-y-you too, M-Miss C-C-Chrysalis." I stuttered as I waved back at her.
She drove away as I walked up to my house and grabbed out my keys. As I opened the door, I grabbed my keys out of the keyhole and placed them right back into my pocket and closed the door behind me. I stood in front of the door for ten seconds till I jumped with my arms high in the air.
"I actually somewhat talked to her!!" I said to myself with success.
I then heard a meow as Yoruichi came out from the living room. I grabbed her and pulled her up to my face.
"Yoruichi, I finally talked to Miss Chrysalis. Isn't that good?" I said to her.
Yoruichi meowed a reply.
I put her back down and walked over to my room and threw my jacket and backpack onto the side of my bed.
"Let's get some dinner started." I said as I walked over to the kitchen and got started making some beef stroganoff.
7:37 PM
I heard a knock on the door right as I finishing the final episode of season 3 of Dragon Ball Z.
"I bet that's Flash," I said to myself as I got up and looked through the peephole.
It was Flash, Twilight, Spike and Rarity standing side-by-side waiting for me to open the door. I also noticed that Flash was holding onto a beautiful bouquet of flowers that I have ever seen before. Rarity was holding a thing of cologne.
I opened the door and Flash immediately handed me the flowers.
"Hi, Jim. Sorry if we got here late, but these are for you to give to Miss Chrysalis tomorrow." said Flash.
"Thanks, Flash." I said as I grabbed ahold of the bouquet.
"And this darling, is one of the best cologne out there." said Rarity as she handed over the cologne.
I grabbed ahold of it and looked at the cover.
"Lotus delight? Huh…" I said as I looked back at my three friends.
"We have faith in you, Jim. Remember that." said Spike happily as he wagged his tail.
"Thanks, you guys. See you two tomorrow." I said giving them a smile.
Three of my friends waved at me as they walked over to Flash's car. I shut the door and stared into the bouquet for five seconds.
I gave in a gulp.
"I hope she loves these…" I said as I walked into the kitchen and placed them in an empty vase.
Yoruichi came up from behind me and rubbed her head against my right leg with a purr.
"You think I can do it?" I asked while kneeling down to Yoruichi.
Yoruichi replied with a meow.
"You are such a sweet cat," I said as I petted her head," How about we go into the living room and watch some romantic movies? I know some of them that could help me out. You in?" I asked her as I cradled her in my arms.
Yoruichi nodded and gave me another meow.
"Ok, let's go do that," I said as I headed into the living room, "I hope they're helpful…" I thought to myself.
Author's Note
PS: that whole thing about Joey Jojo thing was based off of this:

This one is for the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans out there. Anybody hyped for part 4? ![]()

