Oi Mister Discord! It's so nice to get in touch with ye again! I hope all has been well! How're those pony slaves of yours!? I've finally managed to subdue my own slaves in the region of Saddle Arabia! So I can FINALLY take the time ta visit you! My most trusted slave will be watching my throne while I'm away so I'm so very excited! I sure do miss you! You were always the most cruel, chaotic, and strongest adult I know! I've always made sure to follow your example! It'll be nice to see the chaotic state you've turned Equestria into after all these years! Ya think if ya have the time, you can give me my very own pony princess!? I've always wanted such a slave! Overall I can't wait ta see you Mister Discord! Sincerely your biggest fan and loving family member, Little Ataxia! Needless to say, Discord must seek out his dear old friends Princess Celestia and Luna for a huge "huge" favor.

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