BrainScratch

by Mister Phoenix

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 2711

The internet gets made in Equestria and with that now Let Plays amone others are made. Twilight with her three of her friends Appplejack, Rainbow and Pinkie set out to find out about these Let Plays

Twilight wonders why there's so many let players which the now new thing in Equestria called the internet. So with the help of Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie can the four find out why everypony likes let plays

(Rated teen for strong use of language and references to sex and porn)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-15 16:10:02 UTC

The Only Chapter

Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie. Four of the six Elements of Harmony as they sat on they rightful thrones.

"Why did ya call us here Twi'?" Applejack question looking at her alicorn friend

"Well I was wondering what's up with this new thing known as the internet" Twilight said making Pinkie laugh.

"Well Twi-Twi the internet is great with FriendFiction" Pinkie said in a go happy tone

"No Pinkie I'm talking about these let plays there are all over the internet" Twilight said while Rainbow and Applejack nodded in agreement.

"Yeah are a lot if those even the Cutie Mark Crusaders got they own channel and different channel but together they are know as The Runaway Fillies" Rainbow said making Pinkie start to think.

"Oh I know! I know!" Pinkie cried making the other three look at her in confusion

"What is it Pinks?" Rainbow question

"We can make our own group!" She cried out in a chear as the others looked at her.

"Pinkie how will that do anything?" Twilight asked, her curiosity growing

"Well you silly billy if we make our own group and each record a game each maybe putting each other on different titles. We can find out why everypony loves let plays" Pinkie said making the others blink.

"Wow, that's a really good idea Pinkie" Twilight said making the happy pink pony smile more "Do you girls want to help me?"

"Sure thing Twi-Twi" Pinkie said

"Sure it can give me somethin' to do when I'm taking my break" Rainbow said leaning back in her throne.

"Break? I thought you was just lazy" Pinkie said making the other laugh while Rainbow blushed in embarrassment.

"Well Twi' Ah don' know Ah got a lot of work on the farm already" Applejack said causing Twilight to start thinking.

"Well what if we do post commentaries so we can record all are line differently and whom every made the part put it in" Twilight said making Applejack smile.

"Ah think ah can do with that. Ahem in" Applejack said making Pinkie let out a chear "All that left is a name"

The three ponies moan in impatient as that thought didn't come to they minds.

"Oh come on that brain scratching it will take forever!" Rainbow yelled out causing Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie to look at her.

"What did you just say?" Twilight asked causing Rainbow to look lazy at her

"I said it brain scratching" Rainbow said as she looked at her friends faces "What?" She question

"Brain scratching or BrainScratch?" Pinkie said as a question

"Brainscratch. I like it but why not BrainScratchComms?" Twilight asked making Pinkie let out a giggle

"Silly Twilight that because BrainScratchComms is taken, BrainScratch is all we can use" Pinkie said as the friends shrugged it off.

"But what 'bout guest stars so it just not us?" Applejack wondered

"Maybe Rarity and Fluttershy can be willing to help and maybe the Crusaders as well" Twilight said.

"What?" Fluttershy asked, Twilight with Rainbow, Applejack and Pinkie just asked her if she every wanted to be a guest star on they new channel.

"Shy come on you can hang out with us talking other games" Rainbow said as Fluttershy stunk to ground hiding behind her mane.

"I don't know girls. I still have stage fight I don't think I'm ready to perform in front of everypony" Fluttershy said as Pinkie popped up next to her. Scaring the shy pegasus

"Shy-Shy no pony is going to be watching we are talking over it while no pony listen into, until we post it up where hundreds" Pinkie said making Fluttershy eyes widen

"Hundreds" Fluttershy repeated

"Maybe even thousands" Pinkie continued on not knowing what she doing.

"Thousands" Fluttershy repeated again.

"Pinkie stop, your scaring her" Twilight said, breaking up the talk making Pinkie's hair go down a bit.

"Oops, sorry I didn't mean to" Pinkie said making Rainbow pat her to try and make her friend smile.

"Look Fluttershy, if you don't want to you don't have to but it can be just a friend get together talking over stuff we may or may not like" Twilight said causing Fluttershy to stop hiding.

"Well when you put it that way, I'll think about it I'm not ready to perform in front of ponies but behind a camera, I'll think about it" Fluttershy said, making Pinkie let out a smile.

"That okay Shy-Shy it stop Rar-bear" Pinkie said causing Rainbow to whisper to Twilight.

"How just she keep coming up for these nick names for us?" Rainbow question causing Twilight to shrug.

"What darling?" Rarity asked as she looked her friends while drawing down a new dress.

"We was wondering if you wanted to play with us well more talk with us about a game" Twilight said making Rarity laugh.

"Please those video games are for children, I wouldn't dare to waste time with those...Things" Rarity said not moving her eyes away from her notebook.

"But wouldn't you like to know why Sweetie Belle like them so much to have two channels?" Rainbow said, questioning the snow white unicorn.

"Well it would be nice to know but I don't think about it that much. Sweetie Belle is a lady she soon grow out of it" Rarity said

"Rar' ya more stumpen then a tree stump" Applejack said causing Rarity to gasp.

"Oh, how dare you stick to that level. Please I am really busy so if you all can be on your way I'll highly thank you" Rarity causing the friends eyes to fall to the ground.

"Come on girls, Rarity doesn't want to help us and become closer as friends" Twilight said making Rarity eyes widen and stopped what she was doing.

"Wait! I never said that I guess one game couldn't hurt. Just give me a call when you want me my dears" Rarity said causing Pinkie to give her a tight hug.

"Oh I just knew you'll join us!" Pinkie said as Rarity tried to breath

"I...Can't if...You Pinkie.....Dear doesn't let me breath" Rarity manged to say causing the pink pony to blush in embarrassment and let go.

Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack and Pinkie returned back to Twilight's castle to rest they hoofs and sat down on they rightful thrones.

"So girls now we just need to give games to each pony, now I have already made a list with five games each but feel free to add more" Twilight said giving the list to the rightful pony before they left to go home.

Rainbow's Cloud Home

Rainbow lay down on her cloud couch as she held the list in her hoof.

"Now it see what that Egghead want me to play" Rainbow said opening the list.

Rainbow's Game List.

1: Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)

2: Sonic Unleashed

3: Cartherine

4: Sonic The Hedgehog (1991)

5: Sonic Boom

At Sweet Apple Acres

Applejack finished her dinner and wished a good night to her family. Walking to her room and sitting down on her bed she saw the list Twilight gave her on her bedside table.

Applejack open to read the list.

Applejack's Game List.

1: Sonic Lost World

2: Super Metroid

3: Sonic Generations

4: Portal 2

5: Super Mario Galaxy

At Sugar Cube Corner

Pinkie couldn't stop hopping up and down wanting to look at the super fun games that her bestest friend Twilight gave her. Unable to hide the giant smile on her face. She open the list to see want she playing.

Pinkie's Game List.

1: Pokemon Yellow

2: Pikmin

3: Paper Mario

4: Shadow The Hedgehog

5: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

At Twilight's Castle.

Twilight lay in her bed as she saw that Spike has already gone to sleep before looking at the list she made for herself.

Twilight's Game List.

1: Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

2: The Last of Us

3: Mario 64

4: Sonic 3 & Knuckles

5: Sonic Colours

Sonic Boom

Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie and Rainbow sat on a four seat couch as Rarity and Fluttershy lay on the floor watching and talking about the game on screen.

"So the mission say find cliff so I just looked to my left and just wondered what I'm supposed to do" Rainbow said making the others laugh.

"Rainbow ah did that to, Apple Bloom was with me 'find cliff' ah do a 180 turn. Ah look at her 'now what?'" Applejack said

"Yeah there don't do a really good job on telling us who this cliff is" Fluttershy said watching the game play.

"What it doesn't tell you is that Cliff is a character that you need to find in this hub world" Rainbow said

"It like the Looney Tunes Unleash show have you girls seen that?" Pinkie asked the other making Fluttershy let out a giggle.

"I showed that to my grandmother and she was so confused on what happen" Fluttershy said making other crack up laughing.

"Stop! Stop! They already dead" Rarity said just before Applejack spoke up

"What ya all don' know is there is no grandma it just Flutter wearing a wig" Applejack making Fluttershy roll her eyes.

"And glasses don't forget the glasses"

"But this game is so bad" Applejack said she has been fighting with Pinkie about this on if Sonic Boom is a good game.

"But it not as bad as Skyward Sword. Am I right girls fuck that game!" Rarity said causing Applejack to moan

"We can' go a fuckin' L.P without brin' up that game!" Applejack said

"Well to be fair I really did like Skyward Sword but I need the views so Skyward Sword sucks."

"What was the point of that retracting animation?" Applejack wondered

"He just having a seizure is having some issues alright" Rarity said to them.

"With the penis envy?" Applejack question Rarity

"It can happen to anypony Applejack alright!" Rarity screamed causing Fluttershy to laugh.

"My dick doesn't grow Neon Blue" Applejack explain

"Oh, my friendfiction is ruin" Pinkie said, hanging her head in shame.

"I have to say. I got so much mail it wasn't even questions it was a paragraph on Twilight and Applejack having sex. I was just like 'what?'" Rarity said making Pinkie laugh.

"So I thought I would share that with you. Ponies ship Twilight and Applejack"

"Call me next week, we'll get a film deal" Applejack said

"Ok no. It Applejack and Rainbow is my OTP" Pinkie said causing Rainbow eyes to widen in shock and blush.

"I ship Rainbow and Pinkie" Rarity said

"Hey I have a colt friend so there. Your shipping is invalid" Rainbow stated.

"It okay Dashie I know that they'll never understand our love" Pinkie said.

"No pony wants me to love" Fluttershy said

"So I thought that to be fair because in the last eighteen part we all be talking a bit to much. I think the rest of us should take a break and exit this part and make Twilight be solo for the next twenty six minutes" Rarity said as Twilight said nothing but just looked at her friend.

"No objections" Rainbow said as none of the friends spoke up making them all laugh besides Twilight.

"That was the sound of Twi' shitting bricks" Applejack said earning a look from her friend.

"So we beating up robots, beating up robots, still beating up robots" Twilight said

"Oh no we not" Pinkie said

"But Twilight I have to ask did you get your commenty skills from Scorcher without Cornish shit right there" Rarity asked looking at her.

"Well there's nothing to talk about" Twilight said.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

"Greetings everypony guess what we playing? Only the greatest game ever made in the history of anything" Twilight said making Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie to look at her.

"We have already done Final Fantasy VI" Applejack said

"Shut up" Twilight said

"I haven't recorded Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door" Pinkie said.

"You shut you too" Twilight said

"I don't see any self shading that is not Catherine" Rainbow said.

"Our character should be a badass who can handle anything and everything that goes his way with ease" Twilight said as she type in Gary Oak

"Ok I was able to beat this fucker he cannot handle anything and everything that goes his way with ease. And anyway there isn't enough room for the words fucking to be in the middle" Pinkie said.

"Gary Oak would not be caught dead dress like Peter Pan" Rainbow said.

"Ya name him Batman? Really?" Applejack asked

"Why not?" Twilight asked

"Well it turns out that Twilight wasn't completely speaking out of her ass. When she said that she would name Link dumbfuck" Applejack said

"Well Twilight you don't need to use your real name. That just too common" Pinkie said causing the other to laugh and Twilight to give her a look.

"Oh shut up"

"Ganondorf treats his prisoners rather well, he feeds them like fine cuisine and everything" Rainbow said "They just have to watch Barney The Purple Dinosaur for all eternity or until some 11 year old kid comes to save them."

"Ahem now picturin' Ganondorf Master Chef has his own show on the food network and everythin'" Applejack said.

"Well seeing as it. Ganondorf It would probably be required viewing every Tuesday after Two O' clock" Pinkie said before Applejack but in.

"No it completely hoppy related." Applejack said before Rainbow cut her off.

"Every Tuesday at three O' clock, every Wednesday at 8 O' clock in the morning and every Saturday at one am. Now try to remember that schedule without like a sticky note attached to your forehead. I dare you" Rainbow said just as Twilight cut in.

"Same Bat time, same bat channel" she said

"Execution by beheading if you screw it up" Rainbow said

"Also good luck. Watching it without a T.V cuz we're still technically in the medieval times here" Pinkie said causing Applejack to roll her eyes.

"We have magic sheesh" Applejack said

"And that why the entire pony race went in existed Ganondorf executed them all for not watching his cooking show" Rainbow said. Causing everypony to laugh at what they just made up.

Shadow The Hedgehog

"Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald" the game said

"This is a horrible representation of the internet. We have gone not five seconds in and there' no tits" Applejack said. "No porn, what so ever"

"Well this Eggman date base. The whole thing should be porn " Pinkie said

"No porn and food" Rainbow cut in.

"What food porn? No" Pinkie said

"Come on, who here hasn't be turn on by a site of a subway sandwich wearing a bra?" Rarity question causing the other to laugh.

"Porn takes up around 98% that porn there is on the internet" Rarity said

"So there's 2% of the internet I haven't seen" Twilight said causing the others to laugh.

"Let try to go the whole part without making a sex joke" Rainbow said

"You know this game would be better if this was a part of a porn movie that everypony just skips" Pinkie said causing Rainbow to face hoof.

"Ya know I just said not just thirty seconds ago let try and go nine minutes and thirty seconds without bring up porn" Rainbow said.

"So Dashie, make the entire episode without a porn joke? Challenge accepted! Immediately failed. But accepted" Pinkie said.

Super Mario Galaxy

Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkie and Applejack sat on the couch while Sweetie Belle lay on the floor.

"Look if anypony watching this ya need to pass the idea down. Luna Gummy" Rainbow said

"They do have Mario mummies. But it just like Mario, Yoshi, Toad, and Luigi in a bag" Pinkie said. "But I never seen something as bad as Gumball eye Sonic"

"Oh yeah. Never forget" Applejack said

"Girls, girls, girls, girls. The part is over" Rainbow said.