Shining Armor masturbates.

Done in an attempt to write a 1k story about why a character masturbates, rather then just them masturbating, as I do like these masturbation fics as little writing exercises, even though I haven't read any. Why Shining Armor? Because no guys have been done, I thought the idea was funny, and a lot of my followers seemed to want to see a guy jacking it, despite me having written no gay clop yet. So, eat your hearts out guys.