SEXY SEXY EQUESTRIA: RESEXECTION

by ClopTruck

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Romance, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 800

sexy equestria riff track trixie trucks storm stopper oc ponies stuff goes down and very random clop

There is sexy sexy problems in sexy sexy equestria can our heroes defeat the evil sexiness and save equestria? Can Uncle sam get dunked? Will Trixie get the jelly out of Twilight? Will Riff Track drive a truck? Find out in this historically accurate story approved by Princess Celestia herself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-11-20 21:28:45 UTC

SEXY SEXY EQUESTRIA: RESEXECTION

SEXY SEXY EQUESTRIA: RESEXECTION

By Truxie the Grape and Pinapple, Riff Trick,Ponkie Pies, Sturm Stopper and TIWLGHT SRPLANKE

In the beginning, there was only the fucks which were issued by the supreme fuck overlord, Twolot Spahkle the moist. Maybe glorious fucks were given. I don’t know, have a sandwich. The kingdom of fuckery was almightily fuckable, until the presence of one Storm Spotter disrupted the natural balance of the Supreme Fuck Overlord, Twolit Spankle the moist’s allocation of fucks BUT FUCKCAPS HAS FORGOTN TO WRITE..

IN THE BEGINING, THERE WERE ONLY THE FUCKS WHICH WERE ISSUED BY THE SUPREME FUCK OVERLORD, tWOLOT SPAHKLE THE MOIST. MANY GLORIOUS OHFUCK I WROTE THIS ALREADY BUT FUCKIT WERE GIVEN. THE DOMINATRIXDOM OF FUCKERY WAS ALMIGHTILY FUCKED WAS ALMIGHTILY FUKED AS THE MANY SOUTHERN TACOS OF THE LAND WERE PLENTIFUL AND THEN SHE SOFTLY BUT PASHNATELY MADE OUT WITH TRIXIE MANY TIMES A WHATEVERTHEFUCK HAD TO BE SUMMONED TWILIGHT WAS OVERCAME WITH THE UNNATURAL URGE TO EAT CANDYVAG.

Riff wanted a sandwitch

Riff cannot eat sandwiches

Riff wanted to science with all the TWOLOT.

Riff wanted to cover everypony in his science jewce

Then Riff Truck fund the GNARLY AND TUBULAR TRIXIE  to have his sandwitches be made into candyvag yes and then he would really like to have Trixie trix his TrixStick. He Then Made Science to Trixae in the Poll.He wanted that many much more yes. And he said “I love to Science wit yuo Truxie, you are so tight and Moist”

And then Trixie showed Riff Trak the way of Bill Neigh!

So satallion pinkie is so sexy walked down the meddle of teh equestrias grlz were lookin at em like hes so great i want to put my taco in his sausage launger so he visited princesssss....Twilight AND  made...sweet love...to a bullfrog. I mean i mean uhhh...Celestia.

AND IT WAS HAWT AND AWESOME AND STICKY AND AMAZING

He figured tht celestia was dood but he loved still sexy time.

The orgisms were so strong that it made mountains of jizz appear in equestrias which is the story of how jizz mountains were made!? Then uncle sammy was son and he had?

Was very much like Trixie yes jizz science mountains lots.

“If you clop in your dreams...you clop for real....”

RIFF WAS NAKED BUT PONAHS ARE ALWATS THE NAKED, SO WHEN TRUXIE THE GRAPE AND PINAPPLE WAS FEELIN HETED AND WANTING FOR RIFF.  TRIXIE TACKLED NACKED RIFF THROWINF HER HAT AT HER TWILIGHT STATURE THAT WAS LOOKING AT ALL THE SEXING THE CAPE WAS ALL ON HER AND GITTING SOAKED WITH THE JELLIS OF SCIENCE.  TRIXIE SCREAMSED FOR JELLY TWILIGHT AS SHE AND RIFF MADE THE SEX.    And then Riff Trock was like “Wat” BUT RIFF DIDN’T CARE BECAUSE HE LOVED JELLY TWI THE MOIST SO HE JUST WENT BACK TO THE SEX.  AFTER OF THE SEXYNESS RIFF WANTED MORE, SO HE ROLLOLED TWIX OVER TO MAKE THE PLOT SEX.  tRIXIE KISSESED HER TWILIGHT STATUE.  RIFF LAUGHED AND WAS ALL LIKE ‘i AM HAVING THE SEX.”  AND BILL NEIGH was like “Me here for Science Tiem”   aND RIFF WAS LIKE, ‘WE LOVE THE SCINESESSS AS WELL.  TRIXIE WAS PULLED FROM THE TWI-STATURE AND BILL NEIGH THE SCI PONAH HAS SEX WITH TUXIES OTHER HOLE.  tOGETHER RIFF AND BILL SEXED TRIXIE.  THEY ALL RESTED IN THE SCIENCE JUICES.

And then Storm Spotter fucked them all EXPECHULY TEH FUCKLORD TWILHGIT SPRKEL.

LOLOLOLO, I jook I just tuk a penisWaba beaebe lovred TWOLOT ands so thets huw equdhra wis madea ena  okay, okay , ohai hos yar saxy lif!? The stoy os Coooooot eats yo fac.

TOOO DEEEEP FAR YOUS!

CUMPLOTSCIENCEPONIESPLOTSEXCUNTDICKWASAFUCKINTIMEANTWOLITFUCKDEMALLZ

MERNWHILE, TWILIGHT GOT FUCKNG HORNY DIWN THE BOTOM AND MASTURBATED FURIUSLY WITH A BOOK CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP AND THEN SHE SCIENCEED ALL OVER BILL NEIGH. SHE PUSHED AN ENTIRE ENCY-CLOP-EDIA INTO HER TIGHT PLOTHOLE HURR HORN STARTING TO GLOE AS SHE WAS OVERCUM VILENTLY WITH THE PAINFUL THROWS OF A PAPRY ORGASM TWOLOT WAS DEMOoTD FROM GLAWRIOUS MALAPROPIATE GLORY FOR HER FAILURE TO MANTAN FUCKBALANCE IN THE DOMINATRIXDOM, BECOMING BORINGLY BESTOWED BY A PROPERLY SPELT NAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE, AND LOST HER TITL OF THE MOIST. TWOLO-IMEAN TWILIGHT SPARKLE THE HORNYGOATPINEAPPLE- I MEAN TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS GETTING REAAAAALLLLLYYYY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, WHICH BOOKCLOPS COULD NOT SATISFY. SHE KNEW, INDESCRUTINABLY, THAT SHE NEEDED A HAWT MARE LOIKE TRIXIE, OR A HUNG STALLION AT THE VERY LEAST LIKE RIFFY DAWGZ.

TWILT SPRANKLE THOT THERSELF “GOD PLOT HAVE THICK DIALOG, NEDZ MOAR JELLIELOGS SO SHE CHATD.

So, dat plotZ?

There was many much plot for Riff!!!!! He haEXCPT TEH TWLIHTd teh (lolo teh srxy) sexy sceinces  Triixie! TRixie wwubbbedd his for long timme.

Then Riff was happysmallfuntime like asians.

Teh end you can stop clopping now.

Unless you don’t want to.

We’re cool with dat.

*clopclopWIFTWLIGHTclop*

BY TWLOT DA SEXY FUCKABLE SPLARKLY JELLYKORN PLOTFUCK

BY MER. Jerhmuca SEXY