//-------------------------------------------------------// Doctor Whooves Has Sex With Himself -by equestria drifter- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// This Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever If You Read It //-------------------------------------------------------// This Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever If You Read It ‘I just don’t know what went wrong.’ Those words that Derpy uttered while dragging Doctor Whooves to the hospital went through his head. Here he sat, applying ointment to his charred penis a week later. Derpy had been riding his stallion cock like the dirty Pegasus she was, her wings flapping in the air with every thrust. She came when he was rubbing the bubbles on her flank. Being Derpy, her orgasm involved lightning. Volts of electricity entered his urethra and sent shock waves through his whole body. Of course when Derpy brought his to the hospital, she dragged him there with his balls skidding on the road, hitting every rock and bump on the way. Time would heal his penis. However, every time it would erect, it was very painful. Being Doctor Whooves, he got a raging boner from every mare he saw.  His penis was becoming erect at the mere sight of Lyra’s ass. Getting away but being in Ponyville, he could not stop running into female ponies. All of them indirectly seducing him, with his dick becoming harder and harder, with discharge still zapping his body at every throb. Needing to get away, he ran into the Everfree forest, as his dick relaxed and went soft. Wandering through a little, he saw in the distance, a figure of something brown walking towards him. He was soon face to face with himself. He never realized how good looking he was. The other began to walk slowly, putting seductive emphasis on the movement of each leg. He then shoved his ass closer towards his face. The other Doctor Whooves backed away, but the other gave him a seductive stare. “How the fuck is this possible?” asked a confused Doctor Whooves. “I know. You, a simple pony, graced by the presence of one as sexy as I,” said the other, as he brought a hoof to Doctor Whooves’ face and began stroking the side of it in a circle. The doctor then slapped it away. “Ooh, how feisty.” “This isn’t natural,” said Whooves, but he was cut off by a hoof gently caressing his mouth. “You don’t have to say your feelings for me, let’s just fuck.” With that, the Doctor began trotting away, but out of nowhere, the other Doctor Whooves was in front of him, with a bottle of oil in his mouth. He then squeezed it, and sprayed it all over his body. Raising his eyebrows, he began dancing slowly and erotically, but Doctor Whooves ran in a different direction. Out of nowhere, a rock hard, slippery penis slapped him across the face. “You can’t run from yourself.” “I want to, but this feels so wrong.” “You have been quite the dirty little colt.” said he, seducing him with a wave of his penis. Almost hypnotizing him with every spin. While Doctor Whooves was in a daze, Doctor Whooves brought his face closer to his, and gently made out with him. He pushed him away and just as he turned to run in the other direction, Doctor Whooves was pole dancing on a greasy pole that came out of nowhere. “Stop this. Why are you doing this to me?” said Doctor Whooves. “Why are you doing this to yourself,” said the other, and before Doctor Whooves could realize it, the other was rubbing his dick across his face.” “This is not really happening. I won’t have sex with you.” “You think this is just about sex, you naughty hunk of stallion. This is about love. Sexy, dirty, romance. And you know you like it.” Out of nowhere, Doctor Whooves  penis erected more than ever. It was as if some cosmic force was causing it. “I’ve been on a mission to find somepony as beautiful as me to love. Now I’ve found the perfect match. There is nowhere in time where you can hide from you.” Before Doctor Whooves could tell, he had a penis up his ass, his own penis. The other doctor was softly humping him, while licking the side of his face and stroking the doctor’s mane. Whooves was enjoying this, but he pulled his ass off of the others dick with a fleshy pop, and tried turned around to defend himself, but the other jumped on him, and rubbed his cock while kissing his brown, muscular chest. “Get off of me,” said Doctor Whooves. “Ooh, what a filthy pony I am. Get ready for the ultimate pleasure, for time is about to stand still.” “No. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.” The other Doctor Whooves, on hoof on his penis and the other on his penis, began rubbing both of them until sperm flew out. Cum was all over Doctor Whooves’ face. It was all over the other ones genitals. Both the Doctor Whooves’ were enjoying this, though one still did not feel normal. He submitted unto his own righteousness. The other Doctor Whooves flipped him on his stomach, and gently shoved his hoof up the others anus. It then became rougher and faster. Moans came out of Doctor Whooves’ mouth, as Doctor Whooves licked the cum off of his face. He licked closer towards his mouth, and then made out with himself. He pulled his hoof out of the others anus, and rubbed his oily chest up to the others. He then rolled himself the other direction, and began sucking his cock while shoving his own into his mouth. He enjoyed the moment. Time had no grasp on him. After filling his own mouth with semen, he gently pulled his cock out of his mouth. He saw the other him fade away back to his time or wherever the fuck he was from. Not feeling sorry that he was gone, though he also felt like nothing could be more incredible than what just took place, he had more of a feeling  of regret that he just had sex with himself, gurgled out through his jizz filled mouth, “Why?” Needs more words to be submitted. Here's some.