a derpy life

by Wurben Hurgen

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Equestria Girls
Length: 256

this life is rather ... derpy

Derpy has had time turner her boyfriend since she was 6 its her 18th birthday and time has something special planed

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-11 22:22:28 UTC

middle finger school

DU DI DI DU went my alarm making me jump with surprise I don't know why I always jump when i hear it i mean its from one of my flipping favorite movies the third encounter of the third kind for goodness sake oh well I went to my calendar with a happy smile then I lost it when I found out the day and i shouted at my calendar "fuck you Monday".

I was walking to school while i was playing crossy road taptaptaptaptap "come on pug come on" taptaptaptaptap shit i died.

Now time with lessons on what you should not do with tv host Derpy

alright everyone lesson 1 DO NOT PLAY CROSSY ROAD ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL YOU COULD BUMP INTO SOMEONE IT COULD BE A BULLY OR MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THAT YOUR FUCKING BBBBBBOOOOOOOYYYYYYYFFFFRRRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDDD! see you after the break.

I was about to get up when I saw a hand reach towards me I took it and the person helped me. when I got up I dusted myself of and went to say thank you I froze and just stared at him bright red "err Ditz you okay" said my boyfriend time turner. I nodded. "are you sure you look a little sick". "I'm fine" i lied I'm not fine I'm a little wet.

I had 5 lessons today                                              translations

history                                                                          boring

English                                                                          boring

maths                                                                            boring

science                                                                          boring

geography                                                                    boring

As i left school i couldn't help but to do one thing i stuck my middle finger and said "middle finger  you school".